Hello My Peeps thank you all for the nice comment NO FLAMES YET XD but anyways onwards to my newest edition to the naruto family. INTRODUCING gaaraxino now again if you don't like the pairing do not read it and if you do read it don't flame me something stupid and if you do read it and then flame me ..then your friggen stupid and have no life… now tallyhoeee……..
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A Gaara Ino Christmas Carol
Ino: Oh the weather outside is frightful…
Gaara: And? The snowmen aren't complaining (looks out the window staring at the snowmen knowing they're alive)
Ino: And the fire is so delightful…
Gaara: (Gasps) You damn pyro put that out!
Ino: Since we have no place to go…
Gaara: Nope just home (sits in a lazyboy smiling manically)
Ino: Let it snow let it snow let it snow!
Gaara: THIS SONG BLOWS THIS SONG BLOWS THIS SONG BLOWSSS!
Ino: (twitches in anger) OH YEAH WELL DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER?!?
Gaara: (Cowering in a corner) N-no…but change the song please
Ino: (-.-) Oh you better watch out.
Gaara: Why?
Ino: You'd better no cry!
Gaara: Why!
Ino: You'd better not pout I'm telling you why!
Gaara: Uhh…no you're not…
Ino: Santa Clause is coming to town!
Gaara: Who?
Ino: He sees you when you're sleeping,
Gaara: What?
Ino: He knows when your awake!
Gaara: What?!
Ino: He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
Gaara: Oh my gosh…SANTA IS A STALKER!!
Ino: DAMNIT YOU!! YOU WANNA SING SOMETHING!
Gaara: Yes…yes I do…(pulls out a fancy looking microphone out of nowhere) FROSTY THE SNOWMAN,
Ino: Where' d the mike come from?
Gaara: WAS A VERY JOLLY SOUL!
Ino: He's a snowball, he has no soul…
Gaara: (stops singing) TAKE THAT BACK THE SNOWMEN WILL EAT US (tackles her down)
Ino: (on the floor) Gaara!!
Gaara: WITH A CORNNUT PIPE AND BUTTON NOSE AND TWO EYES MADE OF COALLLLLLL!!!
Ino: Disfigured…
Gaara: SHHHH…THE'LL HEAR YOU! (looks out the window waving at the snowmen nervously)
Snowman #1: (Waves back with a fake smile) When she's asleep then we'll get her…calling Frosty disfigured…
Snowman #2: Yeahh we'll show her..
Gaara: (goes back on stage) FROSTY THE SNOWMAN….hey Ino what' the rest of the song?
Ino: (gets up) Are you serious?
Gaara: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER!
Ino: Hey you can't just change the song like that!
Gaara: HAD A VERY SHINY NOSEEEEE!
Ino: Hey are you listening?
Gaara: AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT?
Ino: YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS!
Gaara: Joining in? ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEERS
Ino: Yes Gaara. USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES!
Gaara: THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH. Gaara's thoughts: poor? Damn animal!
Ino: JOIN IN ANY REINDEER GAMES!
Gaara: THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE, SANTA CAME TO SAYYY! GASP!! SANTA THE STALKER OF THE HOLIDAYS…LE GASPPP MASS MURDER!!!
Ino: RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT, WONT YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT!
Gaara: THEN ALL THE REINDEER LOVED HIM! fake ass reindeer…LE GASPPPP loveai….ai…Ayi Ayi Ayi…Ayi Ayi Ayi Ayi Ai WHERE'S MY SAMURAI!!!! AYI AYI AYI I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY! GREEN BLACK AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF THE SKY! AYI AYI AYI…AYI AYI AYI…(TWIRLING AROUND) AYI AYI AYI (slowly comes to realize that people are watching him) I mean….
Ino: (O.o?!?) AND THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE!
Gaara: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER!
Ino: YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!
Both: YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISSSSTOOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(STRIKE A POSE)
Ino: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Gaara: AND TO ALL A GOOD KIL…..
Ino: (Jumps on his back covering his mouth) NIGHT. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
( FIN)