"Chokes to death on a marshmallow!" George guffawed.
Cassie and Teal'c exchanged a look over Jack's silver head. It was pretty safe to say that the game had dissolved into complete and utter nonsense. All four human men were three sheets to the wind. Unsurprisingly, Jacob was the last to end up fully hammered, but even Selmak was slurring words now.
Cassie, who was more than a little sugar high gasped for breath and than, holding on to Jack, spoke, "Okay, we have drowning in blue Jell-o, Kitten attack, meditation, tricycle accident, chokes to death on a marshmallow, and overdose of antibiotic cream." This announcement earned another five minutes of uproarious laughter.
"Waits- waits!" Selmak cried, "I wanth tho add thoaps! Thoaps are eeeeviiil!" the bright eyes symbiote informed them warningly.
Cassie giggled as Daniel, George, ad Jack tried to decipher what the snake had said. Teal'c lifted an eyebrow, "I believe you mean soap operas, Selmak."
Selmak snorted in disbelief, "Of corth I menth thoaps, Murwy!"
Teal'c smirked as Cassie laughed harder. At some point the men had decided that 'Teal'c' was too hard to say and began to call him 'Murry' which had now melted down to 'Murwy'.
"Okay, okay!" Cassie giggled, "We'll add soaps! Jack you don't get to vote because of the wasted Jell-o… and Daniel gets negative one point for improbability. Really, Daniel? Meditation?" Cassie shook her head.
"I vote for the tricycle accident!" Jack announced.
Cassie groaned, "Jack!"
Jack grinned, "Oh, right,"
"I will support the juvenile feline offensive." Teal'c told the others Daniel mouthed the words as Jacob and Jack blinked.
"I pick jell-o!" George told then, just about bouncing in his chair.
"Me, too" Jacob said, shaking his head and trying to focus. Cassie wrote all of this down and turned to Daniel.
Daniel was still trying to understand what Teal'c had said. "Daniel?" Cassie asked. Daniel just continued to mouth the words 'juvenile feline offensive' and Cassie had no choice but to write that down as his answer as Daniel continued to puzzle through the previous offering.
"I like the kittens, too." Cassie declared, "Which means Grandpa Jacob is in the lead again with 34 points, then Jack with 31 points, then me with twenty seven, then Grandpa George with twenty six, then Teal'c with twenty three, and Daniel comes in dead last with stunning negative thirteen points."
Jack patted Daniel on the back, "Don't worry, Danny. You will always be the one who ends up with a girl on every planet." Daniel nodded sadly.
"I know." Daniel replied.