Disclaimer: I don't own Frozen (and Sneaky Freeze is not a real place, but if it ever is, I don't own that either).

Anna and her boyfriend were in the Sneaky Freeze parking lot, behaving very un-broken up.

Elsa hitched her purse higher on her shoulder, slick with sweat from the damn heat, but she couldn't help watching them out of the corner of her narrowed eyes. Anna, beautiful copper hair fluttering, leaned forward to press a chaste kiss to her boyfriend's cheek. He flushed a bright red that clashed with his hair and gripped her waist. Elsa bit her lip. Calling it quits, BS.

"Anna," whined her boyfriend breathlessly, "we're in public." Even his ears were pink. Elsa snorted. Blushing virgin.

Anna giggled, pulling back. "Kristoff..."

Anna and Kristoff. Kristoff and Anna. Otherwise known as the Golden Couple, the perfect love story, the angels of high school. Elsa stalked up to the door of the ice cream shop, shouldering the door open aggressively. Even Hans, sexy as hell, didn't stand a chance of breaking up "Kristanna."

The door chimed cheerfully and the young man behind the desk glanced up. He stood quickly, tucking a dirty rag into the belt of his black uniform pants. "You here for orientation?"

"Yeah," snapped Elsa. "What do you think I am, a Dairy Queen worker?" She knew she was being rude but she didn't care. Let nice girls like Anna handle the sweetness - she just didn't give a crap anymore.

The man laughed, running a hand through his crew cut. "Sassy chick."

"Yeah, well, don't ask stupid-ass questions," Elsa said, slamming her purse on the counter. "Now where do I go?"

"You're gonna have to wait here, princess," said the man, raising his eyebrows. "How tall are you, anyway? Six foot?"

Elsa glared at him. "Five eleven."

"Well, we gotta wait for the rest of the newbies to show up. So just chill for a sec."

"Whatever." The rest of the newbies probably meant Anna and Hans. Hopefully not Kristoff too. Everyone knew that Kristoff, with his swaggering walk and goofy smile, was the stupidest jock in the whole school. Hell, he was the pep squad captain.

"I'm your manager," said the dude, running a hand through his crew cut before leaning on the counter. "Oaken Wander."

Elsa shot him a glare, hoping he'd get the message and just leave her the fuck alone. Still, though - Oaken? Was this who she was going to be answering to all summer-Oaken? Well, she guessed it could be worse -

The door opened again, and this time the cheerful chime was coupled with a cheerful "Hello!"

Speak of the devil. Elsa refused to turn around. Even someone who hadn't suffered through four years of Anna Arendelle's perfection could recognize that voice - it was smothered in honey and sugar and only talked about rainbows and butterflies.

"Orientation?" asked Oaken.

"Yes, please," said Anna, coming up to the counter with Elsa. To her disgust, Anna actually brushed her arm - touched her - before turning to her with a shy smile. "Hi," she said, ducking her head a little and glancing up through her long eyelashes.

Elsa ignored her pointedly. Let Anna befriend everyone else - she always did - but the charm wasn't going to work on Elsa. She had better things to do than smile sweetly at girls who had everything.

She could tell that Anna was confused, but she just folded her arms over her purse and fixed her eyes on the wall. Who cared if she was a bitch? She had no one to impress. Anna was silent for a few moments, and then she told Oaken shyly, "I'm Anna Arendelle."

Anna Motherfucking Arendelle, Elsa corrected mentally. Princess of Suck-Ups and Sickly-Sweet Smiles and Unicorns.

"Oaken Wander. Manager at the most boring ice-cream place in the history of the world."

"But-but I love Sneaky Freeze!" said Anna, sounding surprised. "I used to come here all the time when I was little. The guy who owned the place would give us...would give me free sundaes." Her voice went quiet. "We...I mean, I loved this place.

Of course she did. Anna Arendelle loved everything except paper cuts.

Oaken shrugged offhandedly. "I dunno. Just don't try to give anyone free sundaes, I'll kick you out."

Orientation was hell - Sneaky Freeze was cold in the back rooms and boiling hot by the drive-thru window. Hans showed up late, dressed to seduce in a ripped-up shirt and cutoffs, and spent the whole time eyeing Anna. Who was happy. And cute. And giggly. The entire four hours of the orientation.

As Oaken's monotone voice explained the ice cream machine, Elsa folded her arms over her chest and glanced at Hans. Surely this would be awkward for him - they were the only new employees, so they'd probably have a lot of shifts together. They'd planned to have a lot of shifts together - that was why they'd both applied here.

Then again he'd probably have a lot of shifts with Anna too. So.

...Then again, that meant that Elsa would have a lot of shifts with Anna as well. With the girl wearing a lavender sundress, listening dedicatedly to Oaken's every word, playing with the gold bracelet on her arm. Elsa sidled closer as Oaken brought them outside - into the blazing dry heat - and squinted at the bracelet.

Anna raised her hand and the bracelet flashed the sun right into Elsa's eyes. Elsa clenched her folded arms, tempted to slap the little suck-up, but from her height she could now read the inscription in the gold: Kristoff & Anna.

Of course.

Elsa's legs trembled a little as Anna started asking Oaken about drive-thru cars - of course Anna had a boyfriend who loved her that much. They had only started dating after prom and already he was buying her personalized jewelry. Hans - Elsa chewed her lip, hard. Hans had never bought her anything like that. Had he ever really loved her at all? Maybe she had just been an easy bang.

She chanced a glance at Hans, but he was staring at Anna. Zoning out. Asshole. Three years and he was pretending like she didn't even exist!

Well, two could play at that game.

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