All things Naruto belong to Masashi Kishimoto. The reference to Harry Potter means that all things Harry Potter is J.K Rowling's. This is not a crossover I just like to make references.

Chapter 2 – Meeting with the Akatsuki

Hinata's P.O.V

Oh fucking shit. I am going to kill that gender-bent version of Ino. Honestly, like everyone wants to cosplay as me? I only go up to him to say hi and now I am in a fucking cell brilliant. On the other hand, Itachi is the one who usually the one who does the interrogations so I will have my revenge on Deidara. I hear the sound of someone walking down the stairs as the lights flicker on I see Itachi…wow his hair has grown. "Hinata…what exactly are you doing in the dungeons of the Akatsuki?" He asks as he pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration as he opens the cell. Before I knew it he was giving me the mother of all bear hugs, honestly Kisame would be proud. "Itachi why don't you go ask that blonde motherfucking twat bag of a bomber who decided that I have a fan club that actually wants to cosplay as me at comic-con!" Itachi's face went redder than a teenaged boy staring at some boobs but for a totally different reason apparently as he actually raised his voice "Deidara you crossdressing egomaniac just because you fantasize about someone cosplaying you does not mean that you can throw my imouto in the goddamn- "

"Jashin goddamn you mean Itachi, there is no other god except for him" I interrupt him seriously and it didn't matter either way as the stairs thundered and creaked as I got mobbed by the entire evil gang known as the Akatsuki. Deidara walked slowly up to me with a sheepish look on his face whilst my brothers gave him the evil eyes. "Sorry Hime, I didn't know it was really you, someone could've done a henge jutsu." My lips formed a smirk as I hugged him, "well I suppose I could forgive you Dei-kun." I am suddenly lifted off the air by Kisame who is at this point trying to outdo Itachi on the bear hug front. "Oh little guppy I have missed you so much," he laughs as I curse at him trying to get down, "who the fuck are you calling guppy you shithead, go and fuck Jaws already."

"Hinata! Language honestly" Itachi admonished me as I squirmed before turning to him annoyed "It's called English and you're speaking it. Dare seikō wa anata ga marifana jōshū-sha guppī o yobidashite iru, ikuto sudeni jōzufakku (A/N: google translated that sorry for any mistakes ^. ^"). There now it is in Japanese you happy?" I snark back as my twin laughs along with Hidan and the rest smirk but Itachi just stalks towards me and before I know the bastard has poked me on the forehead. "Asshole that hurts with your bony finger" I moan as Kisame puts me down. Sasuke of course doesn't wait two seconds before glomping me being all protective over me, maybe because he hasn't seen me in a while.

"I'll kill Naruto imouto don't worry." Sasuke says soothingly.

"Hold the fuck up, how the shit do you- "I ask angrily as Sasuke turns on the news on his phone to see Naruto proclaiming loudly about his relationship with Sakura. "That ramen sucking motherfucking cum guzzler" I growl out as Hidan laughs again "shit bitch cuss much?" He smirks at me.

"Fuck you" I retort huffily "you jashin goddamned hypocrite you're just as bad." Hidan shrugs smirking "maybe so, but I have always kept up with the sacrifices"

"So have I, I just sacrifice those who deserve to be punished by Jashin well except for the Hyugas, they weren't deserving enough of Jashin's presence." Pein and Konan both hugged me tight at the same time because I was like their sister, Madara who was kind of like an uncle to me hugged me also, it was like being the package in pass the parcel. Everything was somewhat peaceful until Tobi came running down the stairs into the fucking wall, I swear he is the doziest twat. He got up and proceeded to scream "Tobi is a good boy."

"Tobi, you are talking about yourself, you're supposed to say 'I am a good boy'" I sigh.

"Ne, Hinata you can't be a good boy, you're a girl" Tobi nodded his head wisely as I took deep breaths so I didn't choke slam the idiot who is my cousin. Sasori walked up to me next and started to talk about his new puppets, I swear I can't even understand a word he's saying. He's not wearing his akatsuki cloak and oh holy jashin is he one fine piece of ass. We've been doing the whole daft flirting thing but I don't know if he really likes me. All I know is I'm going to die in embarrassment. "So I made this new truth serum" he states as we just gravitate towards each other.

"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~" sings Deidara, Hidan and Zetsu as I blush bright red, that will never stop happening. "Honestly if you guys don't shut up I will put you all through the fucking wall!" I growl out as Sasori winks at me, oh hell. I just have to remember stay calm. "Where's the money obsessed grandpa?" I ask out loud as I realise my last comment should've made him rant about the cost of plaster these days. Hell, like we were going to fucking pay anyway. "Kakuzu is where he always has been Hinata counting his money in his room" Zestu answered as he hugged me, he wouldn't try to eat me for the simple reason I would turn him into compost. Pein coughs slightly and we all shut the fuck up, honestly that man is like professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter series in how he deals with us but at the same time he's Voldemort. It's quite amusing in that sense. "Hinata I would like to propose…" Pein begins.

I gasp with worry "Pein how could you? Think of Konan, your girlfriend what would she think?" He is glaring at me now, good. "That you join the Akatsuki." He finishes with a sigh as everyone looks amused or is holding back laughter at my antics. I shrug "fuck it, I'll join." Pein smirks as he says "you will be teamed up with Sasori by the way."

"I have to be in a team with the perverted puppet? Help me Kami" I whimper as Sasori winks at me once more, well this shall be fun.