New update everyone! I'm thinking that for the next update I'm gonna do either a little back story from the previously mentioned "Izumi incident" and do some advice with that, or do another catching segment. Either way one or the other will be brought up at some point anyways.

Oh geeze, um… well the Egg hatched, and I was right earlier…. It is a homunculus type. Uh, thankfully it's not a Greed or an Envy so that's a plus… but it is a Pride so that's a little annoying. But other then that I guess it's not too bad.

Anyways with this I can now give out advice for all of ya on how to Raise an Alchemymon/Pokemon that just hatched! (My mom runs a Daycare/Breeding Center I know this shit…. Envy stay in your corner!)

The first thing to do is to try and bond with your newly hatched partner…. Well after giving them a nice clean up and making sure that they are healthy. If you are unable to get to a PokeCenter to help with the health part, here's a good step by step on how to make sure.

Step one, Check their pulse to make sure they have a healthy heart rate. Homunculi especially need this check as unlike others their heart rate is actually… naturally lower than the average one. If it's a "normal" heart rate like us humans or regular Alchemymon, then you have to hurry them to a PokeCenter and get them checked out… because they might have a heart problem and will need special treatment.

Step two, check for any unusual discoloration of skin or eyes. One they might be a shiny or two they could have some unsavory diseases. But the second part is actually more rare than a shiny so don't worry! (Still check for Shinies though! Unfortunately my little Pride isn't one but hey a Shiny Ling is still- ENVY I SAID STAY IN YOUR CORNER!)

Ahem… after checking for the most obvious health problems the most important part is to not just bond with the newly hatched pokemon, but make sure that you were the first one it saw! Because then you will not need to worry too much about it not listening to you. (Unlike SOMEONE I KNOW! I'm looking at you mostly Envy don't you deny it! At least Ed and Ling listen to me! Most of the time...)

Though if it does see one of your Alchemymon (in my case) or Pokemon first, hope to God that it's one of the few who listen to you. Otherwise you get another smart ass on your tea- (HOLY SHIT ED NO DO NOT BRING PRIDE TO THE WINDOW! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HIM! God for once Ling is behav- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FOOD RATIONS?! LING I BELIEVED IN YOU HOW DARE YOU! AH OH NO! PRIDE I'M SO- I mean I'm sorry for yelling shhh there there…. God I've got terrible luck.)

Sigh, I'm just gonna leave off with this message here… Make sure you have a well behaved team when you get a newly hatched partner… It'll save all the trouble and prevent a lot of headaches.

Well it's back to headaches and wishing she could hit the reset button on her life for "Writer" here. Till the next update everyone, See ya.