Chapter 7
¬Tails' POV¬
Mmm... This mint candy sure is delicious... Cream is such a cute little bunny. Wait. WHAT?! Does that mean that Cosmo is going to get pregnant?! And I am in a love triangle?! OH CRAP! I MESSED UP SO BADLY! WHAT DO I DO NOW?! I need life advice! Oh no, wait... Calm down Miles Tails Prower. Calm down... Think... OH NO I CAN'T THINK! God, help me! I am so young!
And suddenly... A ball of white light appeared in the celling.
"Am-Am I seeing things? What is happening?!"
"Hello there Miles Tails Prower. I heard that you need life advice. So I came here."
"What in mobius are you?"
"I am... The greatest of all... The great and powerful... TRIXIE!"
"What? This is supposed to be a Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic! You are breaking the rules! I have to DESTROY YOU!"
"No! Calm down! That was a joke! And by the way, I am Ukau the Hedgehog."
"Um... Ok? Now, what life advice do you have?"
"What problems do you have right now?"
"I am in a love triangle right now... Please... Save me!"
"Ok... First... I have to predict the future..."
"Why?"
"Shut up and listen to me if you want life advice!"
"Alright, I am listening..."
"Good. Now stay back... FASTUERIIOP HIUOPOO! TELL ME THE FUTURE OF MILES TAILS PROWER!"
And all of a sudden, I crystal ball comes out of nowhere and Ukau picks it up.
"Hmm... You are walking on the beach with a cute rabbit... And suddenly a hot plant girl comes running over to you and hugs you... And the rabbit slaps you and walks away..."
"NO! I don't wanna lose Cream!"
"Well that's your future."
"Can you help me change the future?"
"Of course... But you have to help me with something first..."
"Sure! How may I help you?"
End of Chapter 7