/General POV

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Santa Monica, California, an anthropomorphic cartoon dolt of a duck is currently having a fight with an immortal cartoon fallen angel with a ravenous sweettooth! Within the catacombs of the Mogul Site of sweets and coffee, Dunkin Donuts, heaven lolita, Stocking Anarchy and Daffy Duck are fighting over the last piece of Red Velvet Upside Down Donut, while fellow Roommates, Sonic the Hedgehog and Panty Anarchy watch and do nothing about it at all, but watch and laugh. The register operator is none other than Sonic's semi-stalker, Amy Rose! Go figure, right?!

Sonic and Panty are standing by the entrance, witnessing their roommates "duke it out" verbally. Luckily, there were no other people in the store, so things would escalate to dangerous proportions! As i said that previous, sentence, it will be revealed later on, that i have spoken too soon. Amy Rose is not focused on the two, acting like losers, but rather on Sonic! The nymphomanic fallen angel immediately calls it out.

"Oh Sonic?" Panty says in a rather sarcastic tone. "12:00! Somebody wants your needle dick!"

"Really, Panty?!" yelled Sonic, with an embarrassed look upon his face! "You do realizes that 's Amy right?"

"Yeah, and she clearly wants your dick! I know a fuck face when i see one, furry! Not only are her eyes locked on you, but she's biting her lip, in a hooker like fashion! Which means only one thing: She wants to super diddle you, while wrapped around you like a coiled snake!"

"I know she wants me, but not like that!"

"YES, like that, Sonic! Look at her! She looks like horny white girl, who drunk on Starbucks! Hell, i'd fuck her if she wasn't a furry girl."

Sonic is becoming very annoyed by Panty's smart ass attitude. Panty is loving it however, as she is enjoying Sonic's pissy state. Meanwhile, Daffy and Stocking, are butting heads over the last Red Velvet Upside Down donut! Things are heating up, as they are about to engage Cold War!

"I called it first, toots!" Daffy shouts, in anger and hunger. "Why do you always have to ruin my moments?! I was looking forward to trying this for months! MONTHS! You know this, Stocking!"

"...And?" Stocking says with confidence, as she isn't having Daffy's crap. "You were too slow in calling dibs on it. Therefore, you miss out on it! Tough tittes, roomie!

"I only want to try it once! One time! That's all!"

"Then you don't have to buy it then..."

"But, i wanna buy it! You know i wanna buy it!"

Daffy begins to shake in anger! Stocking smirks at how cute he looks and proceeds to tease him further.

"Listen sweet cheeks!" Stocking says slyly. "No offense, you don't do your sweettooth justice, by showing non-flexibility. I got first dibs, and therefore i get the last one, not you!"

"No, i won't let you!" Daffy retaliates in furious anger. He has had about enough of Stocking's remarks, and he is about to pop! "I came to far..."

"To lose it all?" Stocking says with a quick wit and a smirk.

"You're despicable, you know that? I have special-"

"Needs?" Stocking interrupts swiftly.

" I am a special-"

"-Needs Child?!"

"GRRAAAAH!" Daffy brings out his glock from the back of his tail. "If i cant have it, NO ONE WILL!" Daffy shoots at the cakes, right in front of the counter, destroying it all together! Sonic and Panty are dumbfounded, as the situation escalated very quickly!

"Well, crap!" Sonic shouts in suprise. "That escalated quickly!"

"Fuck yeah, it did!" Panty shouts in pure excitement, as she cheers for Daffy. "Let's go, Daffy Dick! Blow my sister's brains out! For me? Please? I'll suck your corkscrew dick if you do! And i'll play some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for you while i go to town on it! I'll even dress up as a sexy Shredder for you! You know want it, sweet cheeks!

"DUDE!" Sonic says in utter shock and terror. He absolutely cannot believe that she said that out loud. "PLEASE! Please tell me you didn't mean any of it! ANY of it!"

"Well, of course not!" Panty says. " I just want to play with Daffy's delicate emotions! I don't really want to suck his dick in any way. Now, pay attention! It's about to get good!"

Sonic is silent and dumbfounded...but he turns back to Daffy and Stocking. Amy is still staring at Sonic, but Sonic is trying his best to ignore her. Daffy laughs maniacally as Stocking is fueled with sugar-craving anger.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Daffy laughs in triumphant feeling! " I WIN!"

"Goddamnit!" Stocking shouts! "You retarded syphilitic runt! You always have to fuck up EVERYTHING do you?! "

"I could say the same thing to you, Tits Mcgee! "

"At least my tits look fucking glamorous! You weak motherfucker!

"At least i'm not fat from eating sweet all of the time! Unlike you, toots!"

"News Flash, furry! All the weight that i gain from eating sweets goes straight to my tits! No harm, no foul!"

"WRONG! In that case, your boobs will become so big, they'll snap your back, disabling you from the chest down! You'll be a cripple by winter! A cripple i tell ya! CRIPPLE! "

"EXCUSE ME?!" Stocking says shockingly!

"I can hear the wedding sounds now!" Daffy says, mind numbed with anger. "Here comes the backrest...on the girl with the enormous breasts!

"THAT'S IT!" Stocking yells as she transforms one of her stockings into a katana. He has had enough of his remarks. " I'II cut you till there's NOTHING left, starting with your corkscrew dick!"

"I WILL EAT YOUR DREAMS!" Daffy screams to the heavens! "Grrrr!"

An unknown presence appears in back of Daffy. It was a powerful entity indeed! Used by the legendary vampire, Dio Brando, from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, his stand, called The World, was at the amucked duck, for some reason!

"WRRYYYYYY!" Daffy yells in peak of blistering fury. Stocking has seen this from Daffy many times before, and is pretty confident.

"HA! That power isn't going to save you THIS TIME!" Stocking howls as she charges at Daffy, with her heavenly katana lunging towards him, swiftly. "You half-wit Jabroni!"

Daffy repeats over and over again "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

They both collided with each other in full force as the shockwave blew up the roof of the Dunkin Donuts...along with Amy, who was blasting off to the other side of Santa Monica! Sonic and Panty look at each other, in utter surprise.

"You wanna watch the Giants game, at home?" Yelled Panty, as the battle was becoming too loud to speak at a regular tone.

"Sure!" Sonic says quickly. Let's run home quickly before Daffy unleashes-"

Daffy yells to the top of his lungs. "ZA WARUDO!" In an instant, The World has stopped time in its tracks. Sonic and Panty, along with Stocking cannot move a muscle.

And to make sure that i don't make this too long, i'm going to sum up what happens afterwards. 3 hours later, they all watched the Giants game at their Santa Monica home, with Daffy and Stocking tied up. Sonic and Panty clank Sprite bottles, and their thirst was quenched for the rest of the night. The end.

The Next Chapter will be in Sonic's POV