/Sonic 's POV

Setting: Santa Monica Pier, Santa Monica, California; 7:13pm

As always, i always have a good night sleep in the shared summer home i stay at every weekend. During the weekdays, in Buffalo, New York, i always wake up early to open my Foot Locker store, near downtown Buffalo. How cliche', right? A blue hedgehog who can break the sound barrier in a short amount of time, is running a store that sells footware. It must be the greatest job in the world for me, right? Well, no, you're mistaken unfortunately. I'd rather take a job at Bed Bath & Beyond, then work at a crummy athlete's store. In fact, it would be cool to have a government job, like my good friend Joy. However, you can't have everything you want...and that sucks.

Anyways, i wake up and practically spin dash out of my bed. I just felt really alive today! I also felt hungry as heck. Come to think of it, i also felt pretty darn lazy. I felt so lazy that i just want to heat up a hot dog, some chili, cheese, and onions, and make a chili dog for breakfast. It was probably not good for me, but i didn't care, i just wanted food. I decided it was about time to go to the kitchen and make my breakfast before 7:30. Why? Because, the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory was recorded last night and i looked forward to watching it. I would have watched it last night, but...crap happened!

So, i make my way into the kitchen, right? I strut with not a care in the world, preparing to be lazy with my first meal of the day, and eat a heated up chili dog, while watching the latest episode of my favorite show. I had my morning all figured out. I didn't really see coming, the fact that the very morning i wanted to go through, would soon be destroyed, faster than the naked eye. I enter the kitchen, not expecting anyone to be there, right? Well, i didn't expect to see Panty up, making breakfast by herself!

"Uh..." I say rather precautiously. "...Goodmorning?" Panty immediately cocked her head towards my direction, with a very joyous smile, cooking eggs and bacon on the stove. I'm going to say this right now: Panty never cooks in this house. I've never seen her cook once, mainly because she was too lazy too. Stocking knew how to cook, but all she would want to eat were sweets all day! Daffy is not too far off, either. Now, here's a shocker! Daffy is actually the most experienced cook out of all of us! I've tasted his cooking, and much to my surprise, it was out of this world. But, for some reason, whenever he's here, and he cooks something, he always put powered sugar on it! For Stocking, it was out of this world! Panty and I, however, digress.

I didn't really know how to react to Panty waking up before 11:00. I was pretty dumbfounded. Then she spoke in a rather loud tone.

"It's about damn time, you woke up!" Panty said very excitingly. "I was about to get bored cooking shit for you!"

"Wait, why the heck are you cooking for me?" I said, completely shocked. "Is this a prank?!"

"I dunno, is it, sweet cheeks?!" Panty says playfully and sarcasticly. "All, I see is a blue furry, who was clearly thinking about his long time stalker.

"Her name is Amy, first of all..."

"Well, no shit! You were moaning it so much overnight! I knew you wanted to fuck her!"

"Quit it! I don't want to do that with her. What is wrong with you? And i was NOT moaning her name!"

I lied. I was actually touching myself to her overnight. Yes, i will admit it! I might as well admit it to you guys, because Panty saw right through my ruse. Knowing her, she's never going to let that go...ever!

"Don't fucking lie to me." Panty said in retort, confidently. "Just last night, you were diddling yourself to that pink skank, like a sex-deprived jockey. I gotta say, you have crazier sex dreams than me sometimes! Not to mention kinkier!

"Can you even comprehend the words "Shut Up?"

"Dont feel like it, Mouse Rat! Sorry, but i'm never letting this go, so you better get fucking use to it! By the way, I took a gander at you, fucking yourself, last night. It was pretty hot! I only watched for about 30 seconds though, because the feeling went away afterwards. Mainly because when i saw your rat dick, it look liked the Shawshank Redemption fucked Usain Bolt and Moneypenny, in a 45-way! Not into the whole "People's Penis" type shit, you know? Yours was different though, because it vibrated like the Energizer Bunny. Then it stopped...like the shitty battery that it is. Just to say!

I was simply shocked at what she said to me...and a bit angry! More so at the fact that she watched me pound myself last night. Even if it was for 30 seconds, it was still pretty shocking and awkward. Not to mention, uncomfortable. I wasn't having any of what Panty was saying, but i felt that if tried to say anything, she would turn it against me. On a side note, she was too busy ranting about me, to notice that she was burning the very breakfast that she was "making for me". I would have pointed that out but...didn't want to.

"It could be worse though" said the morbidly cocky Panty. "You could have done that in Stocking's room without her permission. Hah! Imagine if she were to catch you doing that in her room. I would fucking cry!" I didn't want to imagine any of that. I'm not crazy...believe me, i'm not. Panty then started to imitate her sister, on what would happen if i jerked off in her room. "What the shit?!" Panty imitates Stocking in a high-pitched tone, " Goddamn it, stop diddling yourself in my fucking room!"

Now, get this. As soon as Panty finished her sentence, we both hear a loud howl coming from Stocking's room, to the left of the kitchen. That yell, was from Stocking! What did she yell? Well...

"Goddamn it, stop diddling yourself in my fucking room!" Stocking yells, as powerful as the gust of a thousand winds! In all honesty, for some reason, i had a feeling that something like this would happen. Why? I'll tell you why. I noticed to the right of the kitchen that Daffy's door to his room was open. He was not in his room when i checked in. Also, Daffy and Stocking do not have the tendency to get along often, and their encounters usually mean one thing: Hell on earth! So, either someone broke into our house to masturbate in Stocking's Room...or Daffy snuck into Stocking's room to masturbate, getting caught in the process. Panty and i exchange glances, sharing that we were both hesistant to go in the room.

"Ok, i dunno what the fuck is happening, but let's just go and get this over with before the house burns down." Panty says, in a very blunt fashion.

And i couldn't have agreed more...

To be continued in part 2