"So… if I were a Hunter, where would I go?" one of the boys said.

"Somewhere secluded, has a place to sleep, and is green. " Thalia said, reminiscing.

"Where exactly would that be though?" said Connor.

"I don't rightly know." said Thalia. "they change camping sites too soon to pinpoint them.

"I know! Let's set a bunch of monsters loose as bait." Connor said.

"That's dumb. Do you want us all to get killed. You, Nico, and Leo are boys, the things the Hunters despise the most and—"

"Nice to know I'm a thing." Said Leo.

"I love you Leo, but it's true, like it or not. Most of the hunters think this about men, and like I was saying, they probably hate me as well, just because I'm dating you and am a former hunter. In fact, they will probably hate you the most for stealing away one of them."

"Thanks for the insight, Thalia."

"No problem." the spiky-haired girl said back.

"Let's go find a goddess." Leo said.

The four demigods found themselves unsuccessful in their search for the auburn haired, silver- irised goddess of virginity, the moon, and hunting. So, they decided to go eat at McDonald's. Thalia was hesitant because going there would be guaranteeing running into a monster. The boys forced her to go with them.

Luckily, the monsters seemed not in the mood for fighting, if they were there anyway. Or Thalia is just paranoid. Who knows. Or maybe, the Fates just ran out of creatures that could attack the trio plus one, or whatever a group of four is. Is it a quad? I don't know. My vocabulary isn't that great. I'm a freaking boy, so…

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My narrator is a boy but I am a girl so I don't confuse you, I'm mentioning it here.

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Forget I said anything. Where was I? Oh, yes. Anyway, the demigods were "f*ckin' relieved," as Thalia said afterwards, that nothing attacked them while they sat and ate their Big Macs and Cokes.

The group of four headed to the park after this meal for some unfathomable reason Thalia and Nico didn't understand. Probably their significant other's obvious immaturity.

So the black-clad physically teenaged boy and girl sat in a tree—yes, a tree—and talked.

Or hung out, as some might call it.

(Or chilling, as some idiot scum call it. I mean really, since when has chilling ever meant two little-brained teens doing nothing but sitting around on their useless asses?)

"So Thals, can I call you Thals?" Nico said, starting a really awkward episode of this week's It-can-be-called-anything-but-chilling-or-else-I-keel-you show.

"Uh… sure. What?"

"Why do you think those Aphrodite girls thought you and me would make a cute c-c-oup-ouple." he said. Ugh. He couldn't even imagine playing for the other team. Let alone go out with Thalia, someone he'd never been that close to. He would never understand the minds of the love goddess's children.

"Because Aphrodite's children are a bunch of idiots, apart from Piper." Thalia replied, uninterested in having verbal contact with the Ghost King.

"True. But it seems odd."

"Yes. It does, doesn't it?" Thalia agreed.

"Speaking of odd, what in the Hades does Connor and Nico think they are doing."

"Well, that's easy, Nico." Thalia said. "They are being assholes."

"When are they not?"

"True."

"Yo! Connor! Let's get going. We're wasting valuable hunting time." Nico yelled to Connor, who was in the middle of a pool noodle swordfight with Leo.

Connor and Leo both sighed, wanting to play some more.

About, Two o' clock the next morning is when the four, now in a forest, got attacked by a bunch of teenaged girls decked in silver. Well, that's what they get for hunting the hunters. Hunters hunting them back.

Artemis and Hyaline, standing side by side, watched the rest of their silver camo-clad comrades take on our dear demigods. Once the quartet(I think) had fended off the hunters Thalia and the boys turned towards the pair with questioning glares.

"Well, Thalia, as you know, I can't have former hunters around my current ones. It'll corrupt them." Thalia rolled her eyes. "And I don't allow boys here. Although, I guess Nico and Connor are okay, since I heard they play for the other team…" Nico and Connor both blushed. "Besides, Nico's seen my camp once before. One more time wouldn't hurt anyone… I think."

"Lady Artemis. We came to ask you for your help. We are on a quest to hunt down and kill Thalico."

"Oh. I see." Artemis said. "What is this Thalico you speak of?"

So the four kids told her the story of Thalia and the Aphrodite kids. She stood there listening. Hyaline snickered throughout the whole story.

"So… you went on a quest to kill a pairing name." Artemis and Hyaline said in unison, both maidens confused.

"Yeah." Leo said."You people are idiots." Artemis said, aggravated. "You can't kill a pairing name. They are not living things. Now, get the hell out of my camp. I will not have my hunters corrupted by stupidity."

So I believe I mentioned was bi-curious in one of these chapters and I decided to tell my lovely readers that I have workedthrough all my confusion I guess you could say. I'm officially bi. Which reminds me, if i get another person being homephobic in the reviews, I ain't afraid to call you out as well.