A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed the first drabble! Here's another for you! Also, I've decided that I'm going to start taking requests for drabbles, and if there is a drabble that is particularly popular, and that people want to see turned into a one-shot or even a full-blown story, I'll definitely consider it! As for the requests, I can't guarantee every one will be written, but I definitely want to know what you all would like to see. Just no slash!

Enjoy, and please review!


Camelot Has the Hiccups

2. Getting a Leg Up in Life II

"Um, Hiccup?" Merlin asked, "Do you care to tell me why I found Arthur with an axe, trying to chop off his own leg?"

"He, ah, well…" Hiccup blustered, "He was just trying to make is father proud!"

Merlin's eyes twitched down to Hiccup's metal leg. "You gave him this idea?"

"Not intentionally… I – h-he got the wrong idea, and—"

"I see. Just… when you speak to Arthur, use small words and don't say anything figurative. The man's an excellent strategist, but he's completely oblivious and stupid as a stick most of the time."

"So I gathered," Hiccup said dryly.


A/N: I love Arthur, I really do, but he can be so oblivious sometimes! :) Please review, and more soon!

~Emachinescat ^..^