The Blue Ninja in London (Rewrite)

by Sparrow Walker

Katie Walker was a 14 year old girl who was an otaku. She takes up classes on martial arts and has a minion named Yuusuke Usui. However, one thing led to another and suddenly she and her minion manage to actually fall through the screen in a cinema and find themselves in a familiar world known as the Anime World and actually meet Ciel and Sebastian. REPAIRING! Ciel/OC and Sebby/OC

4. NO REFUNDS!

Summary: Katie Walker was a 14 year old girl who was an otaku. She takes up classes on martial arts and has a slave named Yuusuke Usui. However, one thing led to another and suddenly she and her slave manage to actually fall through the screen in a cinema and find themselves in a familiar world known as the Anime World and actually meet Ciel and Sebastian.

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OCs (KATIE WALKER/YUUSUKE USUI/EMMA TATE/MINAMI TOKURA/HARU FUJISAKI)

BTW, THE OC IS THE FANFIC PIC.

I GOT A REQUEST FROM ONE OF MY READERS TO TRY DOING YUUSUKE'S POV (POINT OF VIEW) SO I AM GOING TO START DOING NOW! OH AND EVERY CHAPTER, I SHALL DO A SHORT BIOGRAPHY ON EACH OC I CREATED!

I'LL START WITH YUUSUKE!

Name: Usui Yuusuke

Age: 17 years

Birthdate: 6 August 1997

Birthplace: Tokyo, Japan

Race: Japanese, Human

Relationship: Butler of Katie Walker and Senior

Horoscope: Leo

Attitude: Playboy, carefree, mischievous and sporty

Hobby: Sports, games, music and dancing

Favorite kind of music: K-pop (EXO, GIRL'S GENERATION, SHINEE, F(x) AND SUPER JUNIOR)

Favorite food: Hamburger

Favorite drink: Hot Japanese Green Tea

Favorite color: Purple

Best Friends in School: Minami Tokura and Haru Fujisaki

Best Friends in Phantomhive Manor: Baldroy, Finnian, Tanaka and Grell (Katie is sorta included)

Private Biography:

"Hey! My name's Usui Yuusuke, as you know. I'm 17 years old and I'm unfortunately stuck in an anime with my master, Katie Walker. I guess you can say I'm a playboy. I DO enjoy playing with girls' hearts and I guess I can't deny the fact that I've been with plenty. However, I find Katie Walker one of the most annoying little brats I've ever met. Sure, she IS kinda cute... But I still can't let her have all the fun by torturing me. If you can't necessarily accept me for who I am, you can just blow, bitches"

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"Oh, good morning, Mr. Usui!" Finni wished me as I checked my uniform again. "Isn't it a lovely morning?" I don't know how they managed to actually survive this routine every morning, but we NEED to wake up at 5 every morning. It was still dark outside, of course, and not to mention freezing cold. Since I was a butler and a servant as well, I had to follow the servants' daily routine.

Once I was sure that there was nothing wrong with my uniform, I did a little spin and posed in front of the mirror. Damn it, Yuusuke; you are a handsome devil! Yes, I was in love with myself. But can you blame me? I'm hot! The reason why I had to ensure that I was dressed perfectly like a Victorian Butler was because of Sebastian. Yesterday, I dressed myself in his butler uniform, and he was TERRIBLY unsatisfied. He complained to me on how I never dedicated his hard work for ironing it and that I wasn't even wearing it right. Well, what TRULY caused me a trauma was you see; he stripped me butt-naked and put it on me all over again like I was a baby.

Yup, he was a demon alright.

So, to avoid Sebastian's wrath, I was going to do the the so-called thing called !DEDICATE, and PRAISE him for his HARD work on ironing it. "It's cold, but I guess it IS lovely, Finni" I agreed closing the mirror and placed it in my drawer. I faced the young Finnster who was dressed in his everyday gardener outfit. After yesterday, I am TOTALLY going to stick with Katie. Wherever she went, I'd follow. I don't care if I'd truly look like I was her butler, but I am NOT going to take any chances. There is NO WAY I am getting humiliated once more. By a small girl, no doubt! And after taking knowledge of the fact that she was Ciel's fiancée, I couldn't stop my jaw from dropping due to shock. 'Nobles had to marry other nobles', says Sebastian. But that was just ridiculous!

Anywho, I have a feeling that Grell was gay. I mean honestly; I think he's gay! Why? Because just a while ago, he was clinging onto my BARE chest. He was saying how... attractive... I looked. He also commentedon how I should keep myself shirtless all the time. Yup... Gay alright. Maybe I'll just ask Katie later.

"Mr. Usui"

I looked towards my left to find Sebastian waiting. "Please follow me if you'd like to have your breakfast"

My stomach grumbled in delight. "Many thanks, Sebastian" I was excited for the first time here in this world. I suppose this is over-estimating, but I hoped the food would be delicious. Although I was the son of a CEO, I hadn't really the time to eat at fancy restaurants or have servants cook me up a delicious breakfast which was served on a silver platter everyday. I has moved to Hidakagawa to get away from my family. No, my father, in exact. He was annoying me.

He had planned to have me become his successor since my elder brother, Tosuke, was a failure in my father's eyes. This caused my hopes and dreams to be shunned away. I despised him; the father who never took the liberty to actually listen to me and my feelings. We moved to the kitchen where it seemed Bard was about to start cooking. Mey Rin and Finni were behind him, pulling him away from the stove. It seemed they had been trying to stop him. "Whoa, what's happening in here?" I asked them. I had heard many things from Katie, and one of those many things were the infamous talents of Baldroy in cooking.

"Bard" Sebastian's voice was calm and neutral as always, but the smile on his face begged to differ. "Are you trying to burn the kitchen again?" I winced inwardly, wondering what happened the last time he tried cooking. I backed away from the chef and the pale butler. "Be a good man and put the pan down."

"But I-" Just as Bard was about to shoot a reassuring statement which was probably false, Sebastian swiftly took the frying pan out of his hands and placed it back onto the stove. "I can handle it. Please return to your seats, and await your savoring and delicious breakfast"

Bard dejectedly gave him a nod before returning to his seat behind the counter. Young Finnian and Mey Rin shared a glance with me before we decided to join him. I was seated next to him while Finni sat next to Mey Rin who was sitting across the counter in front of us. I gave him a sympathetic smile.

"Hey, it's alright, man" I patted his back for comfort. "I'm sure you're good at other things too, right?"

Mey Rin smiled sweetly at the blonde. "Yes! Bard is good with explosions, yes?" E-Explosions? Does that really help this situation at all?

Finni nodded eagerly. "Yes! Big ones! I'm sure Bard's good at other things too!"

Man, these three were idiots, but they're good people. It actually made me feel a whole lot better. After meeting them, I had a feeling that things weren't going to be as bad as I thought. Sure, I missed both my friends who were back in Hidakagawa, but- Oh snap! I just realized that we've been missing for more 3 days now. I wonder if they're looking for us right now.

"Yeah" Bard gave into a small smirk, cigarette popping by the corner of his mouth. "I guess I'm pretty good at those things too" What things? I didn't hear anything, or was I too busy with my own thoughts that I forgot that this conversation was still on? "Thanks for tryin' to cheer me up!"

We laughed softly, trying not to make such a racket. Then and only then, did I realize Tanaka's sudden presence next to Bard. "Hoh hoh hoh!" The elderly man had a cup of green tea in his hands as usual; which made me wonder where he kept the ingredients needed.

"Tanaka" I called to him, making his head turn towards me. The elderly man said his usual, "Hoh, hoh, hoh", once more. I gave him a smile. "If you don't mind, can I have some green tea, as well? I'm actually missing my favorite tea."

He nodded once before disappearing into the kitchen. After a few seconds, the elderly man returned with a new piping hot cup of green tea. He placed it on the table and did his usual saying before returning to his seat. "Thank you very much, Tanaka" I smiled in gratitude before taking hold of the cup.

"Itadakimasu" I placed my palms together, before pulling them apart to drink my green tea. I allowed the hot beverage to pour through my mouth, making me comfortable with both the temperature and taste.

"Forgive me for asking, but why do the Japanese do that?" The curious Finni couldn't help but ask as the other two stared in interest. "Or is it just you?"

I removed the cup from mouth and placed it back onto the wooden surface. "All the Japanese do it. 'Itadakimasu' means 'thank you for the food'. We're just thanking The Lord for sending us food."

The trio nodded, humming in the process.

After waiting for another couple of minutes, Sebastian appeared with a tray of food. I expected Sebastian's food to be excellent, since the demon could do anything! Mey Rin passed me a plate of what it seemed to be… Oh my god…

Is that… what I think it is…?

"Whoa, Sebastian! You've truly outdone yourself as usual!" Finni praised, clapping his hands together as his eyes shaped into hearts.

"Oh! It's so delicious!" Mey Rin commented after having a taste. She took another bite, squealing in delight at the delicious food.

"Yeah, I guess it's nice…" Bard murmured, poking at his food.

"This is… Onigiri!" I screamed out, frustrated. "I eat Onigiri everyday when I was still in Japan!"

The others weren't bothered by outburst and continued to eat the Japanese Onigiri which was made by Sebastian. They -I suppose- didn't really care since they don't eat Japanese food much. I was really disappointed since I had actually thought that Sebastian would give me mercy. He made up an excuse saying that he chose Japanese cuisine since I was newcomer; but I could see through that freakin' excuse! After chatting with the others as we ate our breakfast, I was told to follow Sebastian upstairs. He was pushing a cart of food and sorts. It looked WAY more delicious than the food he served us a few minutes ago. No, Sebastian did not join us. He took the excuse which involved him cooking breakfast for Ciel- I mean; the Young Master and the Young Lady. Blegh! I hated how I had to refer to both of them so formally!

I noticed how he twisted the doorknob and entered ever so gracefully; well, that's a non-human for you! The Phantomhive butler entered the bedroom casually as he pushed a trolley of food. Ciel was in bed as usual, with the covers on top of him, hiding his entire body excluding his head and neck.

Suddenly…

"We come too far to give up who we are,

So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars,

She's up all night to the sun,

I'm up all night to get some,

She's up all night for good fun,

I'm up all night to get lucky,

We're up all night to the sun,

We're up all night to get some,

We're up all night for good fun,

We're up all night to get lucky"

Wait, don't I know this song? Ciel awoken instantly at the loud sound. Only then did Sebastian and I realise a pair of arms clinging onto Ciel. I raised an eyebrow in confusion. Ciel then covered his ears in irritation. "Sebastian! What is this odd sound?" He asked squinting his eyes. His no longer covered eye was closed.

"My apologies, but I do not know of this sound" If Sebastian didn't know, that must mean this had to do something with Katie and I. I have a feeling that this was Katie's phone alarm. He hitted the arms that were clinging onto him for their life. "Katie! Wake up!" The brown haired girl then rubbed her eyes as she yawned and stretched cutely. Wait, hold it! What's she doing here?!

Sebastian smirked. He chuckled at the sight of Ciel scolding Katie for acting like nothing happened. "It's because nothing DID happen." She smirked in mischief. "What? You wish something did?" Ciel's face turned a new shade of red that even Sebastian from The Little Mermaid would be damn jealous.

"Whatever, can you turn that racket off now?" He looked away, still flushing due to the embarrassment. Katie just giggled at his reaction before grabbing her phone in her pocket and turning the alarm off.

"Voila!" She winked before giving a Cheshire cat grin. I knew it...

"Good morning, Miss Katie" She smiled at Sebastian. Without delaying time, Katie jumped to her feet and approached Sebastian and I with a huge grin on her lips.

Sebastian stood close to me and whispered silently. "One of the things that I find interesting about her is; her big appetite and the incapability of gaining weight."

I chuckled, amused at Sebastian's observation. That, apparently, was true.

"Good morning Sebastian, Yuusuke! What an awesome morning, huh?" She greeted him joyfully as she looked at the food on the trolley. Sebastian chuckled at the hungry girl.

"Hey! Don't swallow it all at once! You look like a pig!"

SMACK!

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"For offending me when it's such an awesome morning!"

"Shut up, you!"

"It is indeed, Miss Katie".

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Alright, I can't believe I'm admitting to this, but actually; last night, I slept in his bed without his permission. Can he blame me? I wasn't comfortable in that chair, and his bed was my only source for comfort. So, I accidentally slipped into his bed and slept with him. Oh my gawd, that was so awesome! I slept with Ciel! Dude, that songs sooooo wrong. Fine! I fell asleep in Ciel's bed with him! Better…After that awesome breakfast with Ciel, Sebastian and Yuusuke, I grabbed my butler by the arm and shoved him into my room. Why, yes! Ciel gave me my own bedroom which made me so freakin' happy; I hugged him and spun him around like Lizzy always did with him; that all happened yesterday before Ciel retired for the night. Where all the dresses came from, you ask? Well, apparently, Ciel said it had something to do about Madame Red wanting a girl so she always bought dresses in any case Ciel would EVER want to cross-dress. I just blinked a few times at him before laughing my brain out at the irony.

Yuusuke looked at my bedroom in awe. "Wow, nice room" The room consisted of a queen-sized dark blue bed. There were a few cushions and pillows on the bed too, and it was still arranged neatly since I never got the chance to jump on the bed and shout out, 'I LOVE CIEL BECAUSE HE LOVES THE COLOR BLUE!'. In front of the bed there were two soft cushioned seats with two teddy bears- the teddy bears were both white and the cushions were blue… MYAHAHHAHAH!

As we continue our grand tour of Katie Walker Bedroom, please refrain from taking pictures or photographs, ladies and gentlemen. If you do NOT speak English, we have speakers which you MIGHT find helpful;

First is our Darth Vader -AKA ME- with English and Japanese!

Then we have Zorro with Spanish!

Yee Xian with Chinese, Mandarin and Cantonese!

Adam with Malay!

Abu with Arabic!

And Pedro with Portug-

-pushes Darth Vader in farthest part of my mind. Quit being such a trip advisor and just shut up! Fine! Fine! Go, do it! I'll just stay here and shut up!

Alright, as I was say- NO REFUNDS!

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"Alright, so tell me why I'm here" Yuusuke interrupted me from killing Darth Vader once and for all. I wished he didn't interrupt me though, I was just getting at the good point too… YOU WERE ABOUT TO CUT MY HEAD OFF WITH A CHAINSAW AS YOU LAUGHED SADISTICALLY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?! GEE HEE HEE….

I jumped onto my bed, ruining its beauty. Alright, if want to picture my bedroom, just picture it as though it's Mia's bedroom from the Princess Diaries- just the dark blue version. His eyes followed my petite body which was lying on my bed. "Maa... It's so soft!" I waved my arms on the bed as though I was trying to make a snow angel. "Come along, Yuusuke! Sit here!" I patted the empty spot next to me which I THINK is big enough for his lazy ass. He sighed before obeying silently.

"Soft, ne?"

"I guess"

"Alright! Let's get down to business!" I jumped to my feet and parted from the bed. I darted straight for my school bag and pulled out Sebby and a pair of my headphones. Throwing the headphones on the bed, I quickly typed my EVER-SO-LONG passcode and opened the application I needed.

"You brought your iPad?!" He asked, surprised.

"Yup. All three!" I sat next to him again and passed him Sebby. He looked down at the iPad mini which was covered with a picture of Sebastian... Shirtless. He looked at me with a blank face. "You're addicted, aren't you?"

"Can you blame me?" I exclaimed with anime tears rolling down my cheeks.

"What do you bring to school, woman?" He asked, sighing as he flicked through my IOS device. I gave him a proud smirk before doing my AWESOME pose.

"PREPARE TO BE AMAZED BY THE VERY CONTENTS OF KATIE WALKER'S-"

"-no" He cut me off, making so shocked and broken hearted that he actually cut me off when. I was getting to the good part…... "I don't want to listen to that anymore. Ooh, you got flappy bird! I thought they already deleted it..." The stinging pain in my heart continued and soon I started to feel a black hole in my chest, swallowing my heart.

"H-how dare... you?" I asked with eyes as wide as saucers. I gave him a weak glare. "You have... Broken my spirit and my heart!" I stole the Sebby out of his hands and turned away from him, angry. "Get out of my room. You have offended me in my own room"

Yuusuke had a trail of sweat on his face as he eyed me as though I was crazy. "Are you serious?"

"I'm serious! Now get out you buffoon! If you don't, I will FREAKIN kick your stupid ass out my door and then slam the door on it you freakin' idiot!" I yelled, pointing at the door.

Yuusuke sighed. "Alright, fine… let's see what's in your school bag…"

"YATTA!"

"NO MORE TOURS YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE BITCH!"

"HE PAID FOR IT ALREADY! I SAID NO REFUNDS!"

"WHO DA HELL ARE YOU TALKING AND SCREAMING TO ANYWAY?!"

"AINT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNT!/ AINT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU GROUNG HOGGING LITTLE FLOWER FIELD SKIPPER!"

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So, after the tour of Katie Walker's Awesome School Bag, I got straight to the point. I gave him my iPad again and told him to study the episodes… 4 and 5. That will be his duty for now. So at the moment, Yuusuke's in my bedroom… lounging on my soft bed as he watches Kuroshitsuji. Alright, so we're done with Lizzie's episode… meaning; the next episode would most probably be the episode about Jack The Ripper. OMG I AM FINALLY HERE! WILLIAM… AND UNDERTAKER… SO MANY SHINIGAMIS! *does the scream pose and passes out due to the maximum overload of awesomeness*

I was with him, of course, lying on my bed next to him as I watched a few parts as well. I need to remember the shit that'll happen. "So… this is going to happen in a few days or so?"

I hummingly nodded. "Yup! And we gotta be ready for it!"

"Did you download the whole season on your iPad?" He asked, pausing the anime to turn and look at me.

I brought my legs up and kicked them up and down as I gave in a yawn. "Yeah… in any case there was a Kuroshitsuji Quiz, I'll be ready…"

Yuusuke sweat-dropped muttering; "Nobody would make a Kuroshitsuji Quiz in the first place… baka"

"Play it and study, man!"

"Yeah, yeah! I'm playing it, sheesh!" He tapped on the screen, making the anime continue once more. The scene arrived where Cie found Lau and Madame Red, also including Grell, in the townhouse. "Whoa, who's the lady in red? And the chinaman?"

I chuckled at Lau's new nickname. "Madame Red, or also known as Baroness Angelina Dalles-Burnett! Ciel's late mother's sister! She is also Grell's master!" I explained to Yuusuke who seemed interested. "The chinaman is Lau! Lau is a Chinese nobleman, leader of an opium den and head of the British branch of the Shanghai trading company Kong-Rong. He is also one of Ciel's pawns. Like us! We're his pawns!"

He nodded, finally understanding. "Hmmm.. Wait, before I forget; is there something wrong with Grell?"

I gave him a Cheshire Cat grin. "I have feeling that he tried to sexual harass you... Somewhere... Gee hee" He deadpanned before whacking me on the h-

"-Not the head! Oh please, not the head!" I yelled out to him, scooting a little further away from him to avoid his reach. "I swear, if you hit me on the head, I'll rip your balls out and sell them to Grell!" He glared at me, but placed his DEADLY hand down and back on the bed. I sighed as relief washed over me. "And for the question; that's for me to know and you to find out, by yourself, that is"

"He's gay isn't he?"

SILENCE

"He isn't human either, right?"

"WHHAAAAA...? I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT- I AINT GIVING NO SPOILERS, YOU GROUND HOGGING FLOWER FIELD SKIPPER WHO UNFORTUNATELY LOOKS LIKE DUMBLEDORE!"

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Ok, so... After Yuusuke discovered that Ciel cross-dressed, and that the viscount was a perverted freak, and that Grell was gay, and that he was interested in Sebastian, also he MIGHT be interested in Yuusuke, and that Madame Red died, he went all ballistic and and attacked me with a swarm of questions. We actually managed to finish the two episodes within a time limit, which was 50 minutes. Yuusuke was now pinning me on my OWN bed, asking me questions like; "Should we save Madame Red?", "Should we tell Ciel right now?", "What do I do? Grell's probably in love with this handsome devil. Oh my god!", and finally, "Who was that grey haired creeper anyway?! He creeps me out!"

"Now.. In order to answer those questions..." I started out with a neutral and emotionless voice as I looked up at the breathless man whom was sexually harassing me.

WHAM!

"ARGH!" Yuusuke screamed as his head collided with the wall. Why yes, I DID push him off me with all the power I had in me -MUAHHAHHAHAHHAH- causing him to fly like a beautiful angel to the heavens whom took a detour and knocked his own head on a wall...

"How kind of you, but please refrain from making out with my wall. She's too beautiful for scum like you"

"URUSEIWAIYO!"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU PERV!"

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I looked out the carriage and awed in amazement at the busy streets of London itself. I've never been to London, but may I say that this place is indeed amazing. I stuck my head out like a dog, and you do not believe how tempting it was to stick out my tongue. It wasn't as fast as a car though, that was the unfortunate thing. Oh well, this is horse power! I laughed. "You can lose your head if you aren't careful" Boo, party pooper! I pulled my head back in and glared at Ciel, pouting slightly. "Party pooper" I mumbled. I was sure it was loud enough for him to hear though. He sighed and looked down at the envelope again. Yes! I'm finally at the Jack the Ripper episode! I can't wait for Ciel to cross dress... keke! I also can't wait to meet Undertaker… and William! Kyaa~!

I didn't realize that I was actually jumping in my seat, and that Ciel was very annoyed with my movements. "Why is it that you look very hyperactive today?" He asked, staring at me like I was a lunatic. I just giggled."I'm hyper because I'm hyper! Plus, this place is fully awesome! I can't wait to see Utopia!" His eyelids lowered and that gave off a look that said, 'I regret NOT sending you off to the mental hospital'. Oh my gosh! I can't wait to see William… kyaa~! And once again, she passed out because of a nosebleed after fantasizing about William. "Right" He sarcastically stated, not bothering to ask the question again.

Alright, so… what shall we do about Grell and Madame Red? No answer. In my mind, I walked over to the passed out pervert and slapped her in the face multiple times. Hey, wake up. Wake up. Wake up~! She FINALLY opened her eyes, only to smile flirtatiously at me. Willy? OH MY GAWD! I. AM. NOT. WILLIAM! DON'T YOU FREAKIN DARE HARASS ME, YOU PERV! After realizing the situation, I got straight to the point. What are we gonna do about Madame Red and Grell? Hm… Save Madame Red, befriend Grell and make him your GBF. Easier said than done, how am I gonna tell Ciel? Don't tell him. If we do so, we might accidentally change the story. We're already doing so by letting Madame Red live. Hey, do you wanna let someone die just because of that's the story line, or are you gonna show them that you DON'T belong in this story, and that you're gonna change it whether they like it or not. Who are 'they'? Ugh, the people who planned the anime, duh! Oh, okay… So…? Shall we show them who Katie Walker is? We shall!

I stayed silent for quite some time since Darth Vader and I were now discussing about the 'Madame Red and Grell' topic. I didn't notice the carriage stop or when the smexy butler opened the door.

"Miss Katie?" he pulled me away from my thoughts. I snapped out of it and noticed him waiting for my hand. I gave Sebastian my hand as he helped my down from the carriage. "Oh, so sorry! I was just thinking about some jokes for this guy whom I really like!" I was talking about Undertaker! I REALLY wanted to try and make him laugh. Hopefully, I'll get the chance to do so. I think I might have a brighter chance than Ciel since people find me hilarious and crazy! I just can't wait to hug Undertaker! Kyaa~!

Ciel raised an eyebrow at me. "Are you seriously wasting your time on thinking about useless things like that?" I nodded with a Cheshire cat grin before saluting. "Trust me; I know I'm going to need it!" He just rolled his eyes, standing beside me before we walked towards his London Townhouse. As we did so, I whistled at the awesomeness of it. Damn these rich people… Tell me about it! "I hate this" He continued as Sebastian held the front door open for us. "There are too many people in London".

I looked around the wide interior and whistled again. "Damn, how rich can you get?"

WHACK!

I winced as I rubbed the spot on my head where Sebastian had whacked me with an umbrella. "Language, Miss Katie" He warned me with a wicked look. I just huffed and followed Ciel's lead. "There is no helping it, my lord. It's tradition for the nobility to migrate to Town en masse every Season". My eyes lit up in wonder.

"So what you're saying is" I interrupted. "The nobles need to go out and migrate according to the seasons?" I asked curiously, gesturing with my hands as well. It's a habit, sorry…

"The Season eh?" I was ignored. "A waste of time if you ask me". I pouted at his statement that I fully disagreed with.

"Oh, come on. It's not like I ever get to go out with you guys… This place is off the hizzauh!" Once again, Ciel sweat dropped at my choice of words. "It means this place is amazing, or awesome. Either one! Ooh, no!" I halted in my footsteps to turn around and face them with a huge grin. "AWESMAZING!" Ciel just gave himself a very hard face-palm. Sebastian just smiled at my childish attitude.

"And getting away from the manor will also prove to be a nice change of pace. It's a break from those four at least" He added; probably referring to Mey-Rin, Bard, Finni and Tanaka who were at home, not with us. You just called Phantomhive's place home. Oh, really? I hadn't realized. You said so when you went to get his walking stick too. I guess I'm already settling in with the situation. I didn't really get why Tanaka was part of the trouble trio; I mean, he doesn't get into much trouble, anyway. He is so funny, he always makes me laugh! "We can enjoy a little peace and quiet for a while."

"Some peace and quiet does sound nice". Ciel agreed as he and I stopped before the doors that would lead us to the parlor room. As Sebastian went to open them, I chuckled as softly as I could when I remembered that there was a BIG surprise for them. Picture! Picture! Oh yeah, thanks! I pulled out my S3 and hid it behind myself from their sight and waited for the right moment to take a snapshot of Ciel's funny face.

Sebastian opened the door, revealing Madame Red who was shamelessly going through the bookshelves with Grell in another part of the room. Lau was here too, but he was looking in an empty pot.

"For goodness sake! Where on earth do they keep the tea in this house?" Madame Red looked like she was about to blow up… Imagine all the blood, man… No, imagine Grell's reaction to all the red! HOLY SHIT! THAT IS AMAZING!

"I can't find it either" Lau added. The only reason I wasn't laughing out loud or trying to stifle my laughter was because I was FAR TOO inside the Gay Photographer Mode! I completely forgot to laugh. I think my rape face was on though, like TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I was taking pictures of Sebastian and Ciel's blue faces. Oh my god! I NEED to post this on my tumblr!

"Don't be silly! It's obviously not in there!" Madame Red exclaimed as she laughed at the Chinese man.

Since Ciel and Sebastian were taking too long, I decided to speak up. "Madame Red! Lau! HELLO~!" I cheered out, clapping my hands as I leapt towards the lady in red and gave her a surprise hug. She was obviously surprised at my sudden display of affection for her. But she just smiled kindly and hugged me back. Lau, who noticed our presence, stood up.

"Why, hello to you too, young lady." She replied kindly as we pulled away. I noticed Ciel giving me a look that said, 'And you didn't tell me why..?' I just smiled innocently before clinging onto his arm–and that made him blush. He didn't bother asking me again; instead he just avoided eye contact with me.

"And who are these two? I certainly would remember if I would meet such a pretty young girl and such a tall and handsome young man" Madame Red waggled her eyebrows at Yuusuke, making shivers go down his spine.

Lau faced us as he got rid of the pot from his hands. "Yes, I would like to know this young lady's name…" He suddenly appeared next to me, taking my hand in his before kissing it gently. I, who was completely clueless to the chinaman, saluted the both of them once he let go of my hand.

"The name's Katie Walker! I'm apparently a business partner from America!" Then, I pointed at Yuusuke. "The Tall guy's name is Gigantorr! But you can call him Usui or Yuusuke! He is ma butler!"

Madame Red gave me a small smirk. "Oh?" She sent a knowing look to Ciel. "Business partner, eh?" Her nephew coughed lightly in his hand before nodding in approval.

Yuusuke, who was being examined by Lau who was closer than I had expected, finally decided to say something. "Um, nice to meet you… Madame" In an instant, she too joined Lau to play around with Yuusuke.

"My, my! You're a very tall young man, aren't you?" She chided, spinning him around as Ciel and I shared an amused smirk. "You're even taller than Sebastian! Now that's a surprise!"

Lau inspected his tail coat. "Yuusuke is a Japanese name, is it not?"

My butler shifted in discomfort as sweat trailed down his neck. "Yes, Mr. Lau. I am from Japan, and you're from China, right?"

"Why, yes I am"

"Zhè shì fēicháng gāoxìng jiàn dào nǐ, liú xiānshēng"

(Translation: It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Lau)

"Tóngyàng"

(Translation: Likewise)

Ciel and I awed at the new discovery; Yuusuke knew how to speak Chinese! Now isn't that just awesome! I only knew how to say hello, I love you, teacher, sister, father, and mother!

"Your sudden appearance in Town must mean—".

"—The Queen's Guard Dog has a new scent to follow". Madame Red ended with a smirk. Ciel's expression remained stoic.

I, however, was still hyper.

"THAT'S RIGHT!" I yelled out with my finger pointing, at… nowhere really. Did I mention that there was a bright and happy background behind me? Probably not, but there really was one! And soon enough, we were all seated at the dining table, sipping tea –excluding me who didn't like tea- as Ciel explained. "Yesterday at Whitechapel, another prostitute was murdered. It wasn't just an average murder; it was bizarrely vicious." He took a sip of his tea. "No, you could actually call it 'supernatural'." Then, Yuusuke returned with my glass of lemonade.

I then continued on for Ciel. "The victim this time was Miss Mary Ann Nichols. She was cut down by a special blade." I looked down at the Blackberry Commeal Cake and poked it again with my fork. "It sliced her up completely, unhindered by any resistance" I ended with a frown before trying the cake; it was delicious, sure. But I wasn't into blackberries. WHY CAN'T THEY BE RASPBERRIES!? WHY?!

"Scotland Yard and the newspaper reporters are calling the killer, 'Jack the Ripper'." Yuusuke added as he swiftly poured more lemonade into my empty glass. I gave him a small 'thank you' before smiling kindly. I LOVED lemonade, but I liked mango juice too. Alright, let's just say that she loves a lot of things. Yup! Wait a second! How did Yuusuke know? OMG DO I SENSE OTAKU FRIENDSHIP? I looked at Yuusuke with a wide grin, and the latter just gave me a knowing smile.

"Hmm… Jack the Ripper, huh?" Lau said, closing his eyes to think. I bit my lip as I took a short glance at Grell and Madame Red who looked pretty neutral. Ciel nodded.

"Yeah… Sometimes I wonder; why 'Jack'? I mean, it could've been names like; Tony, Michael, Philip, Jarold, and even John!" I exclaimed. "But Jack? I mean, c'mon! Are they trying to pin this on Jack who found the Beanstalk or something?" Everyone but Grell and Lau sweat dropped at my weird question.

"The reason I hurried to London was also to confirm the situation." Ciel stated, ignoring my silly question; which made me pout a bit. Suddenly, Lau –who was seated next to me- leaned closer to me.

"Do you have the guts to visit the crime scene?" He smiled, closing his eyes at the same time as he placed a hand on my shoulder. I raised an eyebrow at the Asian man. Ciel narrowed his eyes at him.

"What do you mean by that?"

Lau continued to babble even though he knew he's never been there before. "The darkness and the scent of evil that now seep through that place," He then stood up and then patted me on the head. "will call out to those of the same breed and eat into them." I noticed Sebastian scowl as well. It was in the anime, so chill. I didn't say anything…? "If you set foot in that place," He went to my other side and lowered his head at my chair. "it's possible that you will be engulfed by the madness." I watched him carefully. Pervert ALERT! Pervert ALERT! NEE-NOH! NEE-NOH! He cupped my chin with his hand and caressed it gently. I glared at the Chinese man. "Are you ready for that, Earl Phantomhive?"

Ciel and Sebastian weren't happy. Nope, not one bit. "I came here to avenge her distress. Don't ask unnecessary questions!" They glared at Lau.

"Oh, and Lau" I finally said something. "Please get off me, now" Yes! Off with it, Perverted man!Lau obeyed and did as he was told quickly when he realized Sebastian's glare that said, 'I will rip you off her and throw you in the pits of hell if you don't do so, right now'.

"You're right. So sorry, Miss Katie!" He backed away a little. I noticed Ciel who gave me a small smile, approving of my actions. I think he has a crush on him! What da hell? No, seriously; it's only logical! Maybe he was jealous that Lau was getting closer to you instead of him! In the anime it was like that! You. Are. An. Idiot.

T

Yuusuke and I followe

d Ciel and Sebastian to where it seemed the crime took place! The policemen who were trying to control the crowd by shooing them away. My eyes then spotted Inspector Abberline. Kyaa! He's so cute… Meh, I don't mind him. My eyes twinkled in excitement. I wanna poke him, so bad… He looked up from the reports he held in his hands when he realized our presence and smiled apologetically at Ciel.

"Sorry, my boy. I'm afraid the crime scene is no place for a child like you. Now, why don't you run along home?" I giggled at his cute smile. Kyaa~! I never realized it, but he actually had dimples! My cheeks tinted red as I fangirled. His head then turned to me and his blue eyes met mine. "Hello, there"

I seriously felt like I was gonna faint at his adorableness! One of the cutest characters in the anime was Abberline; because of his curious, compliant and relatively naïve personality! My knees wobbled and I felt like falling. "H-Hi…" You're acting like you're meeting a celebrity or something! So cute… Ciel rolled his eyes at my fangirling and went straight to the point.

"Where's the victim's corpse?" Abberline quickly backed up in surprise.

"Corpse!?" Surely, he didn't think a kid would look for a corpse, but Ciel's not your average kid. "What on earth are you—"."—Abberline!" Approaching from the shadows was Lord Randall with that usual frown on his face. "What did you come here for, Earl Phantomhive?" The man turned to the elder man who noticed my presence as well. "Is he an acquaintance of yours?"

"Why, yes, unfortunately." He muttered, glaring at everything he saw. He then glanced at me. "And who are these two? Not dragging others to become part of your evil army, now are you?"

I smirked triumphantly. "MUAHHAHAHAHHA!" I laughed like an evil scientist. "Katie Walker's the name, and I am a partner from America! This is Yuusuke, who is taller than you! But you hide that fact with your top hat, no?" I joked, making him scowl at me. "He is also my butler! Awesome, yes?"

He huffed, looking in another direction. "That doesn't explain why you're here"

"I'm here to clean up the mess being made by the dawdling hounds," He paused, pulling up the familiar letter and showing it to them in a mocking way. "Sir Arthur Randall" I nodded in agreement. The spectacled man gritted his teeth. I wanna see the Undertaker!?

Ciel grabbed the papers out of Abberline's hands and examined them faster than a naked raccoon! I was gonna say squirrel. NAKED RACCOON! "It seems you haven't found any major leads yet." Sir Randall stole them from Ciel once more to avoid him reading anything else. "We, Scotland Yard, are more than capable of handling this case I assure you. There's no need for you to interfere".

"Fine by me. Let's go Katie, Sebastian, Yuusuke" He took my arm and walked me away. Sebastian and Yuusuke were behind us while I walked with Ciel. I looked behind to Abberline and waved goodbye before shouting out.

"We'll see you soon! Bye-bye!" The auburn haired inspector waved awkwardly back at me with a small smile. But not much later, I watched as Lord Randall scolded him for waving back to me. I pouted. Meanie… Our new nickname for him is: Lord Rudell! Genius! I looked forward again and noticed us approaching Madame Red, Lau and Grell who were waiting by the carriage. I glanced at the eye patched boy who was frowning slightly. "What?"

His frown deepened. "Would you mind telling us why you were ogling Inspector Abberline the whole time we were there?" I blushed. I didn't think anyone would notice. Idiot… I laughed sheepishly, my face returning to its original color.

"Um… He looked… um… funny looking?" I awkwardly made up some excuse. Luckily, Ciel just rolled his eyes at me before shutting up.

"So… did you find anything?" Madame Red asked as we got close. I smiled brightly at her.

"This visit has been completely useless." Ciel muttered in disappointment. "The Yard won't let us in, and they don't have any current leads. I suppose we should go see someone who will finally be of use to us"

Lau gasped. "My lord, you don't mean…?"

Ciel's face was now written with disgust. But before he could sadly approve of his fake suspicions, I shouted in glee before hugging the also Asian man.

"Yupparoo, Scooby-Doo! Let's go and meet the guy of my dreams!"

Yuusuke looked like he was about to lose it. "Oh, fuck no! I'm staying in the carriage!"

SMACK!

T

While the others stood in front of the Undertaker's shop, I was running around in circles behind them as I sang a happy song. Yuuuske wasn't with us though. He was too frightened to actually meet Undertaker; but I paid no mind since he was just going to stay in the carriage. I was finally meeting my favorite character EVER! THE UNDERTAKER! The first time I watched Kuroshitsuji, I totally laughed my insides out when I watched Undertaker creep Ciel out! He's so cute and fun! He's waaaay too likeable! I swear; if I ever get the chance I'm going to marry him and—Rape him! NO! YESSSSS!Whatever you do, do NOT faint because of a nosebleed! Don't worry, got that covered! I looked at her who apparently had tissues clogging both her nostrils. OMG…

Then, I felt myself being carried up from the ground. My feet were no longer touching the ground. I looked down in confusion. "Huh?" I looked behind to find Sebastian smiling innocently at me. "Oh, Sebastian?" I looked around and noticed everyone else was missing. "EH!?" I panicked. Am I alone with Sebastian!? "W-Where'd everyone else go?"

"They have gone inside, but the Young Master has given me direct orders to escort you inside" He told me. What!? You've been way too distracted that you didn't realize bakayaro! I hung my head low in shame.

"Oh, sorry… Can we head inside now?" He nodded, lowering me on the ground again. We walked towards the door and he opened it for me. Then…

THUMP

"There you are. We've been waiting for y…" Ciel babbled.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

"What's wrong, my dear? Your face looks awfully red" Madame Red stated.

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

"Oh… and who is this?"

THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!" I shrieked out in joy before launching myself onto the Undertaker himself. I pulled him into a tight bear hug. "It's really you! It's really you! It's really you!" I cried out as I rubbed my cheek against his chest.

T

Ciel and the others -excluding Sebastian and Undertaker- had their jaws

dropped in surprise and shock at the girl who had willingly initiated a friendly hug with the Undertaker. Sebastian just sighed at the girl who had no manners at all. Undertaker -who was slightly surprised- blinked. "Eh?"

Due to the shock, he had to replace his master to do the job of explaining for the peculiar girl. He bowed lowly. "Forgive my lady for acting peculiarly. She was born this way, so we couldn't really do much. However, she has denied all accusations of her being a lunatic." The Undertaker simply snickered.

"She is not a bother… no, no… She is not." He then looked down at the brunette who had pulled him into a hug. Then, the girl looked up at him. She had emerald green eyes and creamy skin. She looked immensely pretty, but he could feel an odd aura. He didn't know what it was, and he had to know. "Hello, me dear …" He gave her a creepy grin. He expected her to smile back as a response, but what happened was;

"I'm… *sniff* so happy… *sniff*… to… finally meet… *sniff*… you" She was crying tears of joy as she clutched him tighter. Ciel finally recovered when he realized she was crying. He deadpanned.

"It's such a surprise that Katie would cry over this." He sarcastically stated before sighing at his crazy pawn. "Undertaker" He called over to the silver haired man. He looked up. "Do you mind her for a few moments?" The Undertaker's grin widened before shaking his head. "This is Katie Walker, my pawn and she also claims she is a ninja"

"Oh?" His gaze returned to hers. "Ninja?" The girl whose face was currently stained with happy tears nodded slowly. Was that why she had an odd aura surrounding her? No. Although he had never met ninjas, he was sure none of them had such a unique aura like hers. "In any case you die, would you want to be fitted for one of me coffins?"

She stopped her cries to look at one of the coffins. "Hmm… You're right" Everyone sweat dropped. "I'm a ninja and a ninja's life is indeed very awesome and exciting; Not to mention dangerous!"

Lau raised an eyebrow. "Why would you need one so early?"

She smirked in delight. "Shinobi rule number 7: A shinobi must prepare before it is too late to. If I die in protecting Ciel from some deranged idiot or pervert, I'm gonna need an awesome coffin too!" She turned her head back to the Undertaker before pulling away from his hug. "Alright, you better write this down; my coffin MUST be black and turquoise! On it, make sure there's a konoha symbol" She paused drawing the symbol and giving it to the Undertaker who was currently taking notes. "Also, I think the wood should be… meh, go crazy. Can I choose what to write on the tombstone too?" He nodded, waiting for more. "Awesome!" She exclaimed while everyone else watched in awe. "It has to have 'The Blue Hokage' written on it!"

"Alright, alright" Ciel interrupted, sighing for the –who knows how many- time.

"We aren't here for that"

She pouted childishly. "Fine" She then turned to Undertaker again. "Can I sit on your lap?" She pleaded with her big glassy green eyes. When Undertaker nodded, she squealed in delight.

("Oi! Katie! Stop—Sebastian! Control her" Yelp. "Why are you attacking me now?!" Pout. "You're way too cute to resist!" Chuckle. "This girl is very interesting, Earl")

T

I was seated on Undertaker's lap. He was sitting on a coffin while we discussed business. I wonder if Ciel would mind if we stayed here forever. I would want to stay here, but I want to help Ciel out. If I don't follow Ciel, I won't be able to meet everybody and kick ass with him! Damn you and your adventures. Yeah, and what will Yuusuke think of that? Leave him! Sell him to Ciel! You could use the money! Not listening to you anymore.

"Would you like one?" Undertaker asked, offering a bone shaped biscuit –you know the ones that look like dog treats- to me. I smiled politely before taking it. I saw him offering Ciel one, but he declined with a simple, "I'll pass". I took a small bite first, and it tasted like a Tiger Biscuit that I ate once when I was still in Hidakagawa. Mist had gotten back from Malaysia that time. I've really missed these! I took another bite before munching it like a beaver munching on a piece of wood. Ciel sweat dropped.

"In the past, there've been a number of cases involving murdered whores." Undertaker informed. I leaned my head on Undertaker's chest and accepted another biscuit from him.

"Something in common?" Ciel repeated.

"Whatever could it be? Well, wouldn't you like to know?" He teased as a grin appeared on his face. Ciel groaned slightly. Gee Hee! Time to try and make him laugh! I can't wait! I rubbed my hands together like a crazy maniac as I chuckled darkly. Undertaker noticed my excitement and poked my cheek lightly. "Miss Katie seems most excited…" He commented as he wrapped an arm around my waist, pulling me closer to his chest.

"Oh, I get it" Lau spoke up. "The funeral parlor is only your cover business. How much is it for information?"

Undertaker's eyes gleamed, but since I was sitting on his lap, he couldn't rush over to Lau. He only leaned closer to me as he cupped my cheeks gently. "I have no need for the Queen's coins. There's only one thing I'd want from you…" He then let me go –that made me and Darth Vader frown- and lean over towards Ciel who was in seated next to us. "Please my lord. Give it to me and I'll tell you anything. The last time, I gave you a discount!" I knew that Ciel was instantly regretting sitting next to us lunatics. He gulped, which caused my lips to crack a goofy smile.

"Give me the extraordinary gift of true laughter" Undertaker panted in excitement before kicking his feet in the air. "Just one joke and all me information is as good as yours!" He desperately pleaded. I giggled when I heard Ciel cuss 'lunatic' under his breath.

"Leave it to me, my lord" Lau announced. "Here is my joke; It's a classic on which side does a tiger have the most stripes, and the answer is; on the outside!" He appeared next to the Undertaker and smiled. "Get it? Ha ha" I actually got it, but it wasn't that funny… I don't really find these kinds of jokes funny. I just say;

"Ohh… I get it" Then I scold myself in my mind for not thinking about that.

"My turn!" Madame Red appeared out of the shadows. Oh boy… I wonder what's gonna happen now… I've always wanted to hear what she really said! "I live for gossip, so this story's gonna make you laugh so hard that you'll simply curl up and die" She announced as sparkles surrounded her and I heard that anime music again. I also noticed how Grell imitated 'The Scream'.

"Sebastian! Cover Ciel's ears!" I warned.

"Excuse me?" Ciel echoed as Sebastian blocked his ears just as Madame Red started her obscene story.

"So Alice's bow gave her the most extraordinary BEEEP for her birthday it was BEEEP white and BEEEP with a BEEP and a BEEP then BEEP!"

I blinked as my nose dripped with blood. That was… Amazing! I laughed like a mad scientist.

"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH! D-gor!" I pointed at Sebastian. "Let go of the boy's ears… and pull the switch! MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

("Did you understand what she just said?" Head shake. "No, how about you. Butler?" Grin. "Very interesting girl, she is" Mad laughter. "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!")

What seemed like an hour later, the rejected Lau and the equally rejected Madame Red had a red x slapped to their mouths. The Undertaker then looked at me. I grinned. It's your turn to shine! I've always had funny stories in my life, because I'm a lunatic and an idiot!

I pulled his arms off me and jumped off his lap and to my feet before turning to face him fearlessly. "Alright! Let's start this show!"

T_ 2 hours later_T

I panted in exhaustion, and yet, Undertaker was still not laughing! I've been at this for 2 hours for god's sake! "Alright… It's time to bring out, our secret weapon" I mumbled before turning to the door.

"Where are you going?" Asked Ciel who had taken off his coat since my jokes were taking so long.

I gave him a knowing smirk. "To get my secret weapon"

I opened the door and headed to the carriage where Yuusuke was hiding in. I opened the carriage door to find the Japanese senior playing with my phone. "Yo" I greeted casually as he jumped in surprise.

"Holy shit, you scared me" He said, putting a hand on his heart. This guy has no balls…. "I thought it was going to be that creepy creep… blegh!"

"Good, now come with me!" I grabbed him by the arm and yanked him out of the carriage, dragging him into the shop lot where everyone was waiting.

"No! No! Don't, Katie! I swear if you do this, I won't talk to you for a whole freakin—" He was cut off when I threw him right at Undertaker who accepted him with open arms. Yuusuke looked up, scared out of his life at the grey haired Shinigami.

"Ahh…ahhh…" He was struggling to scream, I was sure of it.

"My, do YOU have a joke for me, boy?" Undertaker snickered at Yuuuske's reaction.

"M-M-M…" I don't know why, but Yuusuke was somehow… glitching out.

"M-M-M…"

"Is he alright?" Asked Lau who tilted his head.

Grell's brows furrowed, concerned about his gay crush.

"M-M-M…"

"SPIT IT OUT, YUUSUKE!" I yelled out in frustration to release the word he had been holding.

"Mama. I want my mama…"

SILENCE

"MUAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!?"

T

Instead of Undertaker's lap, I was seated on Yuusuke's as he wrapped his arms around my waist securely. I think I might have caused him a trauma. Is he really that scared of Undertaker? Next to him was Ciel who was seated on a coffin as he listened to the important information that Undertaker had. The Death God was hugging a fake female body. I huffed as I leaned onto Yuusuke. "Are you feeling better, Yuusuke?"

"He's after me, Katie… He's after me..." He muttered, caressing my tummy slowly as he shivered in fright. I patted on his hand, assuring him. What a baby…

"Recently, I've been seeing the same thing very often" He started out as Ciel looked down at the tea which was served in beakers. Lau and Madame Red did the same. "Customers who have been missing something…" He turned the dummy to face him as he stroked its brain affectionately, totally in his own world.

"Missing something, you say?" Lau echoed, stirring his tea. Undertaker nodded.

"The Uterus" He said, and that made most of us shocked. "It was a pretty harsh splatter, but her uterus alone was precisely cut out."

"While it may have not been a largely populated street, would it not be difficult for an amateur to perform such a precise task there in the pitch black?" Sebastian commented logically.

Undertaker placed the dummy back on the shelf before looking past his shoulder to shoot Sebastian a grin. "You're quite a sharp one, Mr. Butler" He commented. "I thought exactly the same thing" He walked over towards Ciel and placed a hand on his shoulder. Ciel watched him warily. "First; to cut the prey's neck then to cute here" He gestured at Ciel's lower body. Ciel's face started to grow pale in discomfort again. "and steal what's important" He ended with a massive grin, poking Ciel in the cheek. He stood, backing away from the little lord who seemed very relieved that he chose to do so. "He'll definitely kill again" Sebastian scowled at this. "He's not one to stop, not until someone stops him" Then, he turns to look at me. "Oh… You're very quiet, Miss Katie." He commented with a sly smile as I frowned in distaste. Then, he turned to Ciel again. "Can you stop him, Noble of Darkness, Earl Phantomhive?"

"I swear on my family's crest, those who dirty Her Majesty's garden will be eliminated without exception, whatever it takes." He said confidently, yet neutrally. I scowled at his words. I hope he doesn't really mean it. I eyed him in worry. Ciel then jumped to his feet and ordered Sebastian to let go off me. He took my hand and walked me towards the door, followed by Sebastian, Lau, Madame Red and Grell. "We'll be going now, Undertaker"

Undertaker's gaze lingered on me for a few moments before waving goodbye to us, more like me. I waved back with a smile.

T

The Phantomhive Lord and his pawns left the funeral parlor without another word. Undertaker leaned on one of his coffins again. He had figured her out, and he knew what she was. He had realized the other grim reaper, though. But it seemed that the Earl did not know, so he kept it quiet. The funny thing was how the demon didn't know of her inhumanity. But she probably wasn't of age yet. When she were to be 15, demons and angels would probably be aiming her. She should be the only one left though. It's been years since he's seen one, especially one that was human and still alive. He grinned. He'd be seeing more of that girl; that he was sure of.

"How interesting…" He snickered. "A dimension traveler… It's been a while since I've seen one of their kind…"

T

In the carriage, we were discussing about what action to take next. Well, they were. I was just keeping myself busy with my own thoughts. However, I paid little attention to the conversation.

"That story narrowed it down quite a bit" Ciel said. Sebastian placed a finger on his chin. He was seated next to Lau who was seated next to Madame Red. I was seated in between Ciel and Yuusuke who sat across Lau. Grell was outside, driving the carriage.

"Firstly, the individual is someone who is an expert in the medical field, particularly; dissection. Also, someone of that sort who has no alibi for that night, and from the fact that they took the organs with them, someone involved with some manner of ritual, sect or even black magic".

"Just how does that narrow it down?" Madame Red asked, rather frustrated with this case. I sighed, closing my eyes for a second.

"Is it possible that perhaps that this person whom ripped out those girls' organs be working for someone?" I asked logically. "In America, there are cases like these; they kidnap people and take out their organs. Then, they sell the organs in the black market." I explained, but then I frowned when I realized the answer myself. "But it might not be logical. I mean; why only the prostitutes?" I wondered aloud. "Perhaps it's because it's easier? He just pays for them to come into his bedroom alone willingly, and then he kills her and rips it out… but why take just the uterus? Maybe… The price of a uterus is higher? Or… they're currently running out? I don't think that's… It's been going on pretty long, right?"

Yuusuke sighed at my long theory. "I don't think that they would aim for JUST the uterus. They must have taken all the body parts so then they wouldn't need to kill again and waste their time." I nodded at his logic.

"Never mind that." Ciel put that aside. "Sebastian, draw up a list of possible suspects immediately and go through everyone on it" Ciel ordered. He nodded.

"Oh!" I gasped, remembering something important. "Could you get me a glass of lemonade with ice too?" Sebastian nodded before opening the carriage door, attracting attention from the driver –Grell Sutcliffe.

"Well then, if you'll excuse me." He said calmly before hopping off the moving carriage. The door then slammed shut. Madame Red and Lau looked out the window and noticed him gone.

"The carriage was going at full speed!?" Madame Red exclaimed.

I smiled before leaning my head on Ciel's shoulder. He flinched in surprise before easing up. "Sebastian said he'll do it. We should just take afternoon tea or something and wait."

"So…" I started out pulling Madame Red and Lau back into their seats. "What do you guys wanna do while waiting till we get back? We could always play a game!" I cheered out happily. Ciel sighed again.

"Alright… what shall we play?" He asked in a bored tone. I squealed happily as I hugged his arm.

"Hooray!"

Yuusuke sighed, leaning on the other side of the carriage. "As long as we ain't playin Truth or Dare, I'm fine with anything…"

I grinned devilishly. "Alright, let's play double dare…"

"NO!"

T

We arrived the Phantomhive Townhouse. Grell and Yuusuke followed us from behind, and we were greeted by Sebastian at the door. Lau and Madame Red paled.

"Welcome back. I have been awaiting your arrival" He stated, bowing again. Ciel took off his hat and gave it to Sebastian while I took off my blue jacket. "The preparations for afternoon tea have been made." Ciel walked upstairs like this happened every day; and it did. I turned to him with a smile.

"My lemonade?" He closed his eyes as he grinned. Then, he gestured to the dining room. I nodded in understanding before running upstairs, following Ciel. Thirsty… thirsty… water! Water! I ran past Ciel –but in the process and grabbed him by the arm and pulled him with me. He yelped as I dragged him into the room. I then let go of him.My head turned right to left, anxiously looking for that glass of lemonade. I spotted it on the table where Ciel was now seated. I ran towards him, grabbing the glass and gulping it down as fast as you can say, 'Lemons'.

Ciel watched me in distaste. "The lemonade isn't going anywhere other than your stomach. You can slow down; you might choke and spit it out." I rolled my eyes at him. Once I was done with the lemonade, I put the glass that was filled with ice down and let out a sigh of relief.

"That was some good lemonade" I mumbled, sliding into the chair which was next to Ciel's. He narrowed his eyes at me. "Anyways… Viscount Druitt is having a party tonight" I grinned as I slid my head on the table, eyeing him. "I'd be happy if you were to accompany me, Lord Phantomhive"

T

"WHAT!?" I alarmed in panic. "I have to dress up and try to seduce him? What da hell!?"

WHACK!

"Ow! What da hell was—" WHACK! "Dude! Stop it, seriously!" I yelled at Sebastian who had whacked me in the head again. I gritted my teeth in anger as I rubbed that spot on my head.

"Language, Miss Katie" Was Sebastian's excuse. He sighed at me. "But yes, you are will be attending the party as the Young Master's partner. While the Young Master tries to gather information elsewhere." My jaw dropped.

B-but… it's supposed to be Ciel that… what? *sighs* Why don't you just do what he says and do it woman! "B-But…." I stuttered out, not able to say anything against his explanation. I then sighed in defeat. "Alright, alright…" I gave in.

Sebastian smiled, probably relieved that I won't resist anymore. "Excellent. Now, to teach you some manners." He said, putting on those glasses to show him he was serious. The glasses then reflected the light, just like Kyoya's (from Ouran High School Host Club). I gulped as he started to near me. Unfortunately, we were the only ones in the room –the music room I think since there's a piano in here.

"W-Wait, why are you going to teach me? Yuusuke… can teach me" I argued back. He chuckled, he approached me. He was getting closer…

"I am afraid that Mr. Usui can't teach you, for; he himself does not have any manners." Damn that Yuusuke!

I backed away till my back was on the wall, he trapped me and pinned me on the wall. I gulped again. Shit… stuck with a perv who's THIS close. Not to mention we're alone. "Now" He buried his nose in my brown hair before taking a long sniff. "Let's start."

T

I was in the carriage, on the way to the party. It was dark, but I knew who I was seated next to; Yuusuke and Ciel. He was facing Lau who was next to Madame Red and Sebastian. I was dressed in the same dress I wore for the ball we had with Lizzy, this time in blue, green and yellow. (It's on my profile, check the link in my profile to view!) My hair was curled too, and I really liked it. I also had the same white gloves on.

Unfortunately, Ciel wasn't cross-dressing; so I had to deal with the creepy perv. Lau was alright, but the Viscount Druitt is gonna… be touching me. I shivered in worry.

"Aleistar Chamber, a member of the Druitt Viscount family," Sebastian stated the info as he pushed his glasses on his nose. "He received his degree in medicine at a university, but has undertaken no work. He seems to have held many parties at his home." I looked out the window. "However, behind the scenes, he invites those to whom he is especially close to secret parties."

"There is a rumor going around that he is involved with black magic." Madame Red commented.

"It has been said that ritualistic events go on at these secret parties," Yuusuke added as we arrived the white mansion. "and prostitutes are made into living sacrifices." The place wasn't as big as Ciel's, but it was indeed without a doubt a mansion.

The man outside opened the carriage door for Ciel. He stepped down. "Tonight is the last party of the season." He extends his hand to me, and I take it before stepping down next to him.

"And that means; this is our last chance" I stated firmly.

T

We stood in the center of the crowd in the ballroom. This is where we'll be getting our roles! I wonder who I will be.

"Alright, Katie will be my niece who's come up from the country. Ciel is my nephew and also Katie's cousin. Sebastian, you shall be Ciel's personal tutor. Yuusuke, you are Katie's fiancee" Madame Red explaine- say what now woman!? Yuusuke and I blushed beet red. He was dressed in a similar yet different outfit as Sebastian's. His was blue instead of brown, and he wasn't wearing spectacles.

"W-Why is he her fiancée?" Ciel asked, surprised and shocked at the same time. Yuusuke and I, however, were so surprised and embarrassed that we couldn't even speak. I swear, my face was on FIRE! Imagine… being engaged to Yuusuke.

"EEEEP!" I squealed as my face turned redder than it already was. I shifted closer to Yuusuke, taking hold of his long arm to ensure I wouldn't fall or topple. Yuusuke flinched at our sudden contact. "G-Gomen…" I looked down, making a fail attempt to hide my red face.

Madame Red mischievously smirked at the two of us. She must be very satisfied with our reactions. "Why, I thought it wouldn't matter since this was just an act, right? Why are you getting so embarrassed, Katie? Yuusuke?" I ignored Madame Red and looked at the Sebastian who seemed very pleased with his work on me. A few hours ago, he had shoved me into a dress. Lucky for me, he said that I couldn't wear corsets because he found out that I would faint in an instant. How very embarrassing –and yet, it saved me! Oh my god, my face is getting redder!

"Wait… why is she your niece?" Yuusuke asked blushing at the contact when I held his hand.

"I wanted a girl!" She chimed happily as Lau had his usual smile on. Ciel sweat-dropped with a vein mark by his forehead.

"THAT'S THE REASON!?" He argued.

"It would be really embarrassing if people found out that Katie was working for a Phantomhive. The Viscount is a real womanizer with a wide range of defenses. So, this makes things easier, hm?"

I huffed. "Psh! It's not like you need to cross dress or anything! Look at me! I have to wear a corset and flirt with…" I shivered again. "a creepy pervert…" Yuusuke and Ciel rolled their eyes at my complaints.

"Hm… I remember someone saying; A shinobi must always carry out the mission assigned." Lau playfully reminded, which caused my head to drop. "Are you a shinobi, or aren't you?" My eye twitched in annoyance before I lifted my face up with a bright fake smile.

"L-Let's get this over with…"

Madame Red grinned. "Lau, you shall be my escort, and Grell, my butler!" Lau grinned, standing next to Madame Red before linking their arms together. Aww… what a cute couple I ship them, so don't kill me! Grell was sulking because he couldn't get a better role. Oh, poor Grell.

T

I walked with Ciel and Sebastian across the ballroom. How very… embarrassing. Most people were staring and looking at me. This is so very… cruel!

"First, we must spot the Viscount Druitt." Stated Sebastian. Yuusuke sighed as he hooked his arm with mine.

"I just hope no one recognizes us. I'd like to walk away from this place without smearing the Phantomhive name." Ciel told me. I frowned when I remembered a particular 'someone' who was supposed to be present at this.

"Wow! Your dress is so very adorable!"

Ciel and Sebastian froze before turning around stiffly to find Lady Elizabeth, complimenting people who had cute dresses. Yuusuke's eye twitched before making a run for it. "Excuse me, gentlemen!" Yuusuke dragged me as he quickly speed-walked our way out of Lizzie's sight. However…

"Kyaa~! You have such a pretty and adorable dress!" I froze. SHIT! She's spotted us!? "Eh? That design is so very familiar!"

We quickly made our way through the crowd. Then, I noticed a guy holding a tray full of lemonade. My eyes twinkled. "Lemonade~!" For a moment, all my problems were gone.

"We don't have time for—"

"—everyone has time for LEMONADE!"

I made my way towards him, pulling Yuusuke with me. I didn't ask him for one though; I just stared at it as I drooled a bit. He then noticed our presence. "Would you like one, my lady?" I nodded slowly. He handed a glass to me, and I finished it in one gulp. "Another?" He asked as I nodded again. We repeated the process until I had finished all the glasses on his tray. He stared at me in shock. "Um… I'll be right back" And with that, he retreated back to what I think was the kitchen to retrieve more lemonade. That lemonade sure hit the spot!

I turned to Yuusuke who was glancing at me like I was the most fascinating yet disturbing thing he's ever seen in his life with his very eyes.

"You have got to be the most fascinating person I have ever met…"

I blushed at his remark, before punching him on the shoulder lightly. I then turned around and found Ciel keeping Elizabeth busy as he talked to her. Sebastian was by his side, though. Then, suddenly I felt a hand trail up my waist. My head shot up in surprise to find Yuusuke, smirking down at me.

"Would you care for a dance, my darling?" He asked as he bowed. Shit, him and his playboy skills! It was then I realized that everyone else was dancing. I noticed Ciel keeping Elizabeth away from me as he danced with her. She seemed pretty happy. But, for some reason; I didn't really feel good. My stomach was twisting in knots and I really felt uncomfortable as I watched them dance. I looked back at Yuusuke with a fake smile and nodded. He took my hand and we danced gracefully across the ballroom. I noticed the Viscount's presence, and he was staring at me like I was some prize or something. My head turned and I noticed Lizzy staring as well. I tried to hide my face by looking down at my shoes.

T

I panted in exhaustion when I finally realized how tiring dancing slowly can be. My legs were in pain! Yuusuke sighed. "And to think that you were athletic" He commented. I lifted my gaze onto him and I gave him a glare.

"Dancing slowly like that isn't. I like to dance fast, not slow!" I argued softly as I fixed my dress and my hair. Then, suddenly;

CLAP CLAP CLAP

It was the Viscount Druitt. "It was a dance as cute as a sparrow, young lady" Oh great, Ciel's a robin and now you're a SPARROW!? I like it; it's like Jack Sparrow! MUAHAHHAHAH!

Yuusuke smiled before excusing himself to leave us alone. "Excuse me my darling, I shall go get you another glass of lemonade" He gave me short kiss on the cheek, making me blush. Damn him and his playboy skills! I nodded at him and then looked at the blonde pervert again. He actually doesn't look all that bad. Truth to be told; the first time I saw him, I thought he was the only one in the series that wasn't hot!

"Good evening, Viscount Druitt" I greeted with a British Accent as I curtsied slightly with a bright smile. Just act like yourself, sister! You can do this! Yes, I can!

He took a few steps closer to me before taking my hand and kissing it gently. I swear; I saw pink roses next to his head. Then, they disappeared. "Are you enjoying yourself, my little sparrow?" He asked with a smile. He didn't let go of my hand though. I didn't show any signs of resistance; and didn't pull my hand away.

"I am overwhelmed by this wonderful party, but I've been meaning to talk to you, Viscount" I admitted shyly as I looked away with a faint blush on my cheeks. He chuckled at my blushing face. His eyes moved from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet. The perv was checking you out! He smiled in satisfaction.

"Is that so, my dear sparrow?" He teased. "Won't your partner be jealous, though? I'm keeping such a pretty little lady from him…"

My eyes softened before glancing around to find him. I spotted him… talking to girls… damn that stupid guy! "He seems to be entertained with other girls" I looked down, acting as though I was dejected.

He drew closer and cupped my face with his hand as he made our faces inch closer to each other. My pout was now visible to him. "My little sparrow, do you feel lonely?" I kept my gaze soft and sweet on him. "Would you like me to keep you company?"

"But what shall we do?" I asked, smirking inwardly. This was easier than I had thought. His smile changed into a dirty smirk as he placed an arm around my waist. Just as he did with Ciel in the anime, his fingers playfully danced up and down my hip. My blush intensified.

"You are quite the little princess, aren't you my pretty sparrow?" He teased, pulling me closer towards him. "Shall I introduce you to something much more fun?" That was when he did something that he never did in the anime. HE SQUEEZED YOUR BUTT! KYAAAAAA! HENTAI! HENTAI! You say that when you yourself are one… SHADDUP WOMAN!

I whimpered in discomfort as I tried to calm Darth Vader just in case she threw a tantrum. Put up with it! Just keep it together and we'll be fine! It all won't be worth it if you just kill him! We had to suffer in those terrible lessons with the pervert butler! Ugh… I guess you're right. I know I am! So get your freakin head in the game and please don't kill him or get angry! Calm yourself, WOMAN! *sigh* Inner peace… Inner peace… Inner peace… Alright, got her calmed down. Now I just need to get this guy to hurry up. "It might be a little early for you" He muttered, a bit worried about me after the small whimpering sound.

My eyes then flickered to a flash of red. Shit! Lizzie's coming! Elizabeth was dragging a not-so-happy-Ciel towards me. The dance was also as good as over. Oh, Sebastian please save me! He was then behind me, hand still on my butt and the other one around my waist; pressing me closer to him. I put my hand on his thigh, which caused him to chuckle again. I then turned around and faced him. He removed his hands on me, and I placed my palms on his chest before tilting my head playfully as I pouted. I pushed him against the wall; which caused him to smirk. I guess he likes someone who's in control. " Won't you keep me company, Viscount? My fiancée has abandoned me once more " I kept my sad and shy image as my fingers travelled up and down chest.

"He does that often?" He asked, interested in this NON-EXISTANT engagement. I nodded sadly.

"But you'd never do something like that to me, right, Viscount?" I blinked innocently as my cheeks flushed shyly. OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SIDE OF YOU! YOU'RE SO CUTEEEEE!

"Of course, my cute sparrow… Come with me" He announced, taking one of my hands and pulling me away from the crowd. It was then Sebastian chose to appear.

SLAM!

Sebastian slammed the empty closet on the tiled floor. He was wearing a mask to hide his identity from Lizzie. He stood up and gave a smile. "I would like to display a little magic to all the ladies and gentlemen here assembled. I need a volunteer" He announced. Being the stupid idiot I was; I completely forgot my mission and I raised my hand before shouting out. "Ooooh! Me! Me! Pick me!" I was crazy head over heels excited whenever there was a magic show. (Background: Ciel sweat-dropped before saying; "What an idiot…". Yuusuke: "Kami-sama! Tasukete-kudasai! (God! Please help us!)

"The gentlemen over there" He –who ignored me- gestured to Yuusuke who was still busy with the other females. "May I request for your assistance?" I pouted in defeat before turning to the Viscount.

I looked up, upset. "Why do people reject me? Why am I so unloved?" He recovered from the shock or announcing that he never scheduled any little tricks. He smiled sympathetically.

"I'm not rejecting you, my cute sparrow." He pulled me out of the ballroom and into a dark place where there were stairs. We climbed it and reached a single door. "Come inside" He says as he pulls the curtain out of the way for me to walk forward. I smiled at him, walking past him and entering the room.

And thus, the familiar smell of drugs filled my lungs. I closed my eyes, and felt dizzy. My knees wobbled a bit. Then, I turned to him groggily with a goofy smile. "You're a very… naughty… man…." I mumbled before collapsing in his arms.

T

The small girl accidentally walked towards him like a drunk. "You're a very… naughty… man…." She mumbled before collapsing on him. He held her waist securely and held her form from falling on the floor. For some reason, he had a feeling that this small yet tall –he smiled to himself; that had rhymed- girl was going to be different from the others. He cupped her face and looked down at her. She had such pretty emerald eyes. He smiled.

"What a cute sparrow"

T

Yuusuke stood next to Sebastian and waited for his orders. "Once I have entered, please lock it up securely with the chains" He ordered. Yuusuke nodded. The audience watched in awe. "Then, please skewer the wardrobe." He explained, pointing the sword at the closet. The audience watched in worry.

Elizabeth who was beside Ciel clung onto him. "Why does that man look so familiar?" Ciel shrugged.

"I have no idea what you are talking about" He said in a monotonous voice which held no feeling nor emotion.

Sebastian stepped into the closet without hesitation. "Let this proceed splendidly." He announced calmly. "Please bear witness to this rare magic, for there are no tricks used here" He closed the closet doors, trapping himself inside the death closet. The chains were placed and locked securely. Yuusuke put a finger below his chin in worry as he held a sword up.

"Well then, without hesitation, I shall…" He appeared from above and shot the sword inside without wasting a second. Everyone else gasped in horror. Elizabeth almost fainted if not for the comfort of her fiancée. The Japanese man attacked the closet without prevail and shot the swords inside the closet faster a mad hare. Once he was done, the closet was filled with swords. He would have been dead if not for the fact that he was a demon. The chains broke and fell to the floor. The closet doors opened to reveal a healthy and unscratched Sebastian. He stepped out the closet and bowed.

"What a miracle!".

"Bravo!".

Then Madame Red appeared and clapped her hands. "That's amazing Sebastian!" Yuusuke grinned.

"Really, for a moment there; I thought he might have done you in." Lau admitted with no shame or guilt. Sebastian wiped his forehead slightly.

"That was smart what you did; I did not anticipate you coming immediately from above -had it not been me that would have been fatal."

"So, what kind of trick was it?" Asked Yuusuke who acted to be curious when actually he had already known how that happened. He DID watch the episode, so he knew that the demon was one to survive such attacks.

"You don't know after you stabbed him that much!?" Madame Red deadpanned. She was surprised that Yuusuke was one to copy Lau. They turned to the retreating back of Sebastian.

"Like I said; there are no tricks or traps."

T

"No… don't! I… can't" I managed to utter out. Sebastian who was behind me tightened it harder.

"Miss Katie, please try to be quiet." I gritted my teeth as I felt the corset tighten around my chest. I swear; all my organs were going to spill out!

Tears started to gather in my eyes.

"Ugh… it hurts." And that was all it was. I couldn't breathe. "S-Sebastian… too tight… I can't…" I wanted to tell him I couldn't breathe, but I guess my pants and signs of suffocation were telling him already.

"Sebastian! Untighten the corset!" Ciel ordered, but the demon butler couldn't. He had tied an end knot. That little… and I collapsed due to lack of oxygen.

T

I gasped and jolted awake. It was a dream, or rather a very embarrassing memory. I opened my eyes to find black. I thought I already opened my eyes? I blinked a few times; ah, a blindfold. Then, memories flashed through my eyes and I remembered what had happened.

"And now, for the much anticipated main event of the night." I felt the blackness lighten slightly, just slightly. I could hear people awing. I guess I'm in that cage that Ciel was in. "You may appreciate, enjoy and treasure her. Teasing is also suggested. For, she is a very shy one." I smirked at that. "It is up to the customer whether or not we sell her in pieces. Her eyes are the treasure; emeralds that shine and glow brighter than any star." He paused. "I shall reveal them now."

I felt the blindfold being loosened. "We will start at 1000 Guinea" Once the blindfold was off, I opened my eyes to reveal a darkly lit room. I looked around, trying to analyze the situation. I took out my Swiss pocket knife from my pouch and cut it loose in secret. Why, yes, I DID have a pouch. I remember winning one from the internet in a Naruto contest! Best. Decision. EVER! I mean seriously! I managed to cut the rope and I free my hands secretly. That seriously feels much better! Man, if only I could do a jutsu, right? Yup!

SILENCE

Try it! Hell no! I don't know what jutsu to do anyways! It won't work! Why not? We're in an anime aren't we? Sebastian's a demon, isn't he? Why can't you do something inhumane? Because I'm JUST human! TRY IT! NO! TRY IT! TRY IT! TRY IT! TRY IT! TRY IT! TRY IT! TRY IT! OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE—FINE! I'LL TRY IT!

I readjusted my position and had my knees connect with my chest to hide my hands. Oh, let's see… what jutsu to use….

T

Stay tuned for more awesomeness! And I know, I'm sorry I haven't put in any romantic moments for Ciel and Katie or Sebastian and Katie… but these things take time! They've only just met! Katie's past and background will be revealed more and it will be more interesting! As for Yuusuke….

"I AM NOT A SIDEKICK! I'M GONNA OVERSHADOW THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LIL' NINJA! I SWEAR IT!"

Darth Vader's saying for the day: "When I'm sad, I just go watch Barney Stintson make a fool of himself and then he says he's legendary. I'm like; Psh, bitch please… Seconds later I'm worshipping him… Meh, mood swings, am I right?"