The Blue Ninja in London (Rewrite) Chapter 5: SEBBY NO JUTSU?, a kuroshitsuji fanfic

Summary: Katie Walker was a 14 year old girl who was an otaku. She takes up classes on martial arts and has a slave named Yuusuke Usui. However, one thing led to another and suddenly she and her slave manage to actually fall through the screen in a cinema and find themselves in a familiar world known as the Anime World and actually meet Ciel and Sebastian.

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OCs (KATIE WALKER/YUUSUKE USUI/EMMA TATE/MINAMI TOKURA/HARU FUJISAKI)

BTW, THE OC IS THE FANFIC PIC.

CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY START!

Name: Katie Walker

Age: 14 years

Birthdate: (WILL BE REVEALED IN A LATER CHAPTER)

Race: American, Human and Dimension Traveler

Horoscope: Capricorn

Attitude: Carefree, hyper, kind and cheerful

Hobby: Anime, games, dancing (hip hop), drums, music and singing

Favorite kind of music: Vocaloids, dub-step, pop and rap

Favorite food: Spaghetti Carbonara

Favorite drink: Lemonade

Favorite color: Blue

Best Friends in School: Minami Tokura, and Emma Tate

Best Friends in Phantomhive Manor: Sebastian, Ciel and Yuusuke

Private Biography:

"Hello! The name's Katie Walker, and I'm sure you know that… MUAHAHAHHA! I'm 14, and I'm stuck in an AWESOME and HOT anime! I have a crazy voice in my head who's a perv, a lunatic and an idiot. She is also very inappropriate! But I love her! You know why; it's because she completes the crazy in me! I have a love for Kuroshitsuji and Naruto! I don't know why, but I just do! I also LOVE Hatsune Miku, because she is a GODDESS! Let's see… what else…? Meh, I guess that's all! And no! I do NOT have a crush on Yuusuke! He's hot, sure, but I'm going for Sebby! And, for Ciel... well, that's a maybe! I LOVE CIEL! BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTEEEEE!"

"Ooh! And before I forget; we're going to take questions from now on! If you're curious about us as in, Yuusuke and me, you can review and ask! We'll give you our answers and hope you'll get a better picture of us! See you people! Stay sexxayyyyy!"

I can't believe it, but this actually one of those moments where it's a yes or no, question. There's no maybe, there's no 'I'll answer that later, bitch!' Nope, it was just yes, or no. If I make the wrong decision, it'd probably a price for me to pay. I was trapped in a cage with hands freed secretly. I had the choice of doing those hand seals, and find out that I was NOT eligible to become a hokage, or… I could try it anyway and find out that I had chakra running through my veins.

Well, she decided to go with the second one anyways! Yup! Even though I had considered the possibilities of someone from the audience who were watching me with wanting eyes seeing me and telling the Viscount, I still forwarded with my crazy plan to actually check if I was a REAL ninja, or not.

With my knees hiding my palms, I quietly did a seal which I recognized as the Hidden Mist Justu; thank goodness for the so-called back up plan in any case there was a Naruto give-away quiz competition. It had been Darth Vader's plan, after all. The crazy lunatic's ideas actually came useful at times.

Surprising enough, mist surrounded the room, making the audience disappear right before my eyes. I gave into a small smirk. Well, I'll be… I TOLD YOU! I MOTHERFREAKIN TOLD YOU, WOMAN! I TOLD YOU SO BAD!

A few gasps were heard, making my smirk widen by a fraction.

"What's happening?!"

"It's so foggy!"

"Where on earth did all this mist come from?!"

I didn't bother moving from my spot. I had felt it. I can feel every living being in this room. I can hear their heavy breaths, the sweat trailing down their skin, their pulse quickening in fright, and even their small footfalls on the floor. I could feel the Viscount fretting around, still clueless to what had actually happened. I was proud of myself. A deranged lunatic like me could actually possess awesome powers and abilities like this. Just purely awesome… The only reason I wasn't making a move was because I could feel him. His very presence in the room was very faint, but I could still feel him. The swift movements of his body when he moved around in the room, knocking out body one by one.

I could hear the many sounds of bodies falling onto the floor until I felt the floor underneath my bird cage vibrate slightly. This was probably due to the fact that the perverted Viscount had finally been put to sleep. I undid the jutsu, making the mist fade. I looked up at the demon butler who seemed rather surprised. I wished I had my phone to take a picture of the demon's clueless yet confused face. I only said first statement that came to my mind.

"Dumbledore is awesome, but Gandalf is funny"

After that whole AWESOME scenario, we returned to the London Townhouse and were gathered in Ciel's bedroom to reconfirm my powers. Oh my god! I got Chakra! I got awesome chakra running through my veins! I'M A SHINOBI! I'M A SHINOBI! I AM FINALLY A SHINOBI! I feel like crying right now! You ARE crying! I placed a palm to my cheek, and felt a damp wetness on my left. Oh, I guess I am… but can you blame me? I have ninja awesomeness! I can finally be on the same book as Naruto! Oh my gawd… oh my gawd… I am so happy!

I was literally jumping around in joy in Ciel's bedroom, making him tsk since I was no noisy. But I didn't give a damn! I had chakra! I can do jutsus! I can do the Hidden Mist Juts—Wait! You DO realize that the Hidden Mist Jutsu is a REALLY hard jutsu and only people who REALLY work hard to do that jutsu can do it! All you did was do the hand seals and all of a sudden you're awesome! Oh my god, I didn't even focus any chakra to my hands. Doesn't that sound… a little weird to you? Yeah… I mean; how did I do that?

All of a sudden, I felt my feet part from the floor of Ciel's bedroom as my body was carried upwards. I awed. "Oh my god? Don't tell me I can fly now?!" I squealed, knowing that it was just Yuusuke who had carried me to stop me from jumping and pacing around. "Take me higher, Yuusuke!"

He rolled his eyes. "You're like a little kid" We had all changed to our normal clothing. Ciel and I were already dressed in our pajamas, while Yuusuke and Sebastian were still in their butler uniforms. Sebastian had told Ciel what had happened in that secret room, making Ciel grow curious of what I was.

"Katie," Ciel interrupted my antics. "remember what you're here for" Right, right; it was time to reveal my awesomeness, and then explain! Even though you didn't know how it worked… YOU were the one who told ME to do it! It worked, didn't it?!

I sighed as Yuusuke lowered me down slowly. Man, he was like our mother. Yuusuke and I were the kids, and Sebastian was daddy who couldn't care less. "Alright, alright" I did the hand seal quickly with a determined smirk. "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!"

POOF!

All of a sudden, a clone of me appeared by my side with the same smirk and wink on her face. THIS IS SO COOOL! I KNOW RIGHT?! I KNOW RIGHT?! The shock and surprise which were evident on both Ciel and Yuusuke's faces were just priceless! Sebastian, however, just looked interested. His hand was cupping his chin as he examined my clone closely like a boss!

"Fascinating…" The demon butler commented as he cupped my clone's chin, looking into her eyes. "How is it that you are able to do this?" Asked Sebastian as he continued to invade my clone's personal space. My clone's cheeks were flushed as she refused to meet eye contact with Sebastian. Oh my god, is that really how I look when I'm shy or embarrassed? You look like some old drunkard! Oh hell no!

"Kai!" I released the jutsu, making the clone poof away. I couldn't stand watching my embarrassed self flirt with Sebastian! Blegh! Sebastian sent me a questioning look, 'Is there something wrong with your clone?'. I ignored him and got straight to the answer. "It's called chakra. I can do all kinds of jutsus according to my chakra nature. This particular thing was taken from—"

"—Naruto!" Yuusuke cut me off, surprised when he finally caught on. "How did you get an anime-ish power anyway?! Don't tell me! Do I have this power too?" He tried doing that hand seal which I had done earlier.

"Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!"

SILENCE

"As I was saying," I continued as we all ignored the sulking Yuusuke who was hugging his knees, dejected, in the corner of the room. Were those mushrooms I see? "The energy-type thing you were talking about that was running through my veins was probably this. Chakra."

Ciel raised a hand, making me feel like I was a professor in a University of Chakra and other Cool and Awesome stuff! GEE HEE HEE! "What is 'Chakra', exactly?"

I grinned in triumph, happy that he was going along with it. "Take a seat my students, let Professor Walker here teach you all you want to know!" Surprisingly, the three of them had actually taken respective seats in front of me. I bet Sebastian pulled out a few chairs for them from… somewhere… "Urm… okay…?" I shook my head, getting to the point.

"Chakra is essential to even the most basic technique (AKA; jutsu); it is the moulding of the physical energy present in every cell of the body and the spiritual energy gained from the mind. Once molded, it can be channeled through the chakra circulatory system, which is to chakra as the regular circulatory system is to blood, to any of the 361 chakra points -called tenketsu- in the body. Through various methods, the most common of which is hand seals –hand seals were those hand formations I was doing a while ago- the chakra can then be controlled and manipulated to create an effect that would not be possible otherwise, such as walking on water, exhaling fire or creating illusions."

Yuusuke whistled lowly as Ciel nodded with squinted eyes. He reminded me of an old man trying to understand how to open an email! MUAHAHHAHAH!

"By molding different ratios of the two energies, new colors and much stronger types of chakra can be formed. Most ninjas have a natural affinity to one type of chakra, but they have the capacity to create elemental chakra apart from their own affinity. There are five basic types, each stronger and weaker to another, but their relations, weaknesses, and strengths to each other are all explored. There is also the dealing of Yin and Yang and the balance of mental and physical energies. The five elemental chakra natures are Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth and Water. In addition to these five elements, certain kekkei genkai can mix elemental chakra to form new natures, for example it is possible to mix water and wind into ice. While many ninja can use more than one type of chakra, very few are able to use them simultaneously."

Sebastian chose to raise a hand. "What is a kekkei genkai?"

"Kekkei genkai are abilities passed down genetically within specific clans. For example, there is a clan called the 'Uchiha clan'. This clan's ability is called Sharingan which is dojutsu. A dojutsu is a kekkei genkai ability that works via the user's eyes. But it's possible for a shinobi to have more than one of these abilities. Other kekkei genkai include mixing one type of elemental chakra with another, creating a new one unique to the users, which is usually impossible for normal ninja, or bodily manipulations that are usually unachievable by normal standards"

Yuusuke tilted his head. "Wait, the Hidden Mist Jutsu sounds like a REALLY hard technique to master, right?" I nodded. To think that he dislike Naruto, I smirked inwardly. "Then how did you do it? You just discovered that you had chakra, right?" I nodded.

"I shall explain that later on, my young student" I patted him on the head before continuing my pace in front of them. "Chakra is also very useful in healing. If you focus chakra at one point of your body, let's say your foot, it can become stronger than normal. Alright, Sebastian please step up" Yuusuke gulped, wondering what I was going to do to the demon butler. Sebastian stood up and walked over in front of me, showing no resistance of hesitance. I smirked. "Ready?"

Sebastian smiled coyly. "Yes, Miss Katie"

I focused my chakra onto my fist, making it glow blue and fiery, making Ciel gape. And then I slammed it into Sebastian's abdomen, pushing him back at least a few meters away to slam into the—

CRASH!

As the dust cleared away to reveal the mess I had made, we found Sebastian's body stuck in the wall which I had managed to break using Sebastian's body as ammo. I grinned before blowing at my fist like it was a gun. Sebastian's face was just… priceless! Just when I thought Ciel's mouth couldn't widen any bigger, I looked back at the stunned and speechless Yuusuke who had backed away from me like I was a scary monster.

"I will never make you angry again, I swear…"

Due to the mess I made, we had to continue our lesson the next day in the morning. Ciel had to sleep in my room while the damage was dealt with Sebastian. Yuusuke disappeared to the servants' dormitories and I spent the night sleeping with Ciel as I hugged him ever so softly. Although the boy was slightly bothered by the fact that he was sleeping with a girl, he managed to ease up a bit when he fell asleep.

The next morning, we were gathered in my room, for a change. I was dressed in my short denim skirt and a white tank top, which were making Ciel go nervous. I had the tank top under my school uniform and had Sebastian wash it for me so that I could still use it. Yuusuke was bothering me with flirty comments on how… good… I looked by revealing so much skin.

Luckily, Sebastian realized my discomfort and grabbed Yuusuke and told him to sit in the corner to think about what he had done. That seriously made me laugh, he was treating Yuusuke like a kid when Yuusuke was taller than him! HAHHAHA! I was seated on my bed while Ciel and Sebastian were back to the chairs again.

"How are you feeling, Sebastian?" I asked Sebastian who still looked healthy.

He smiled. "Although I was not damaged, I have to admit that you surprised me. I have underestimated you, Miss Katie" I love his compliments… we should've made a bet with him… damn it why's he so freakin' sexxayy? RAPE HIM! HELL NO!

I hugged gave him a small side hug. "Sorry, Sebby! I didn't mean to hit you…" He assured me that he was alright after patting me on the head. I had a feeling that he always aimed for my head, for some reason. I let go of him and returned to my bed, crossing my legs to hide my panties from the perverted Sebastian and Yuusuke. I knew that Sebastian was a pervert since I remember watching an episode where… he… he… you know what he did!

I sighed, clapping my hands. "Yuusuke, get a chair and sit down!" Yuusuke stood up from the floor and pulled up a chair and was seated next Ciel like last night. I smiled at the three. "Good morning, gentlemen. It's very nice to see you again" Oh my god, I rock at being the teacher! "Let's continue from where we started from! Chakra can also be used to heal! Not only can it be used to destroy, but it can be used to heal! However, the user MUST be excellent in chakra control. For example,"I pulled out Sakura and showed a video of Sakura healing Naruto. "Sakura Haruno is a medic and she can heal wounds. She is THE BEST medic there is in the Naruto World. She even surpassed Tsunade!" I remembered from the manga that she had surpassed her teacher, making me grin. "Tsunade is her teacher, and was the former best healer there was! She's awesome, right?" I asked with twinkling eyes to Ciel.

He was a little taken aback when he saw Sakura. "Yes, I suppose, but why is her hair pink?"

My eye twitched. Why must everyone comment on her pink hair? Isn't the pink hair pretty?! "Continuing…" Ciel deadpanned when I ignored his STUPID question.

"Chakra, as you can see, can mold physically. When this happens, the user can actually change one's physical appearance, once again; with the exception the user is excellent in chakra control. I will give it a try, right now" I closed my eyes and tried morphing my chakra, changing my appearance.

"OH MY GOD!" Yuusuke screamed out in surprise.

I opened my eyes to find Ciel's jaw dropped as usual, and Sebastian quizzically staring at me as though I was a test subject that they were doing a science project on. I looked into the mirror and found my brown hair which had changed to red, and that my eyes colors were different. My right eye was red in color while the other was yellow.

"OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO COOL!" I squealed out as I touched my face to ensure I wasn't dreaming. Even my face had gotten fairer, and it was like I was staring at someone completely different through the mirror. I closed my eyes, trying something else.

"Oh, my…" Ciel couldn't even finish his sentence. Can you guess who I changed into now? Yuusuke was so speechless that he probably couldn't even breathe anymore. Sebastian… was smirking wryly.

"Well, do you find me sexy, Ciel?" I asked in my new form which was Sebastian Michaelis. My tank top and skirt was still on, though, so I was sure I looked pretty weird as Sebastian. I changed back to my normal form, making their expressions ease back into normal and relaxed ones.

"Next, chakra can also run out, unfortunately. Like last night, I actually felt my energy being drained little by little. So, I can't really do it for too long. My power gets drained and if my chakra bar shows zero, that means I probably won't be able to move for a while."

Ciel nods before raising his hand. "Would you mind explaining how you managed to have this power, and please answer Yuusuke's question from last night.." I nodded.

"Alright so here goes…" I took a deep breath to lay the truth on them. "I have no freakin' idea how I got these powers and I had no freakin' idea how I managed to use a REALLY hard technique in a matter of seconds without learning…"

SILENCE

"Are you saying that you did NOT focus any chakra to your palms last night?" Sebastian asked.

I shook my head. "Nope, all I thought about was doing the Hidden Mist Jutsu and suddenly it just happened! Even the kage bunshin jutsu, I just treated like it was a magical saying like Open Sesame! I just hoped that it'd work!"

Yuusuke looked like he was about to blow. "Then why didn't it work with me? I mean; it worked with you! Are you even human?!" Before I could retort, he shot Sebastian a question. "Sebastian, what is she?!"

Sebastian hummed with his finger by his chin as his eyes closed to concentrate. "Well, this sounds very familiar." My head jerked to him in surprise. What? "There is INDEED a being that is able to learn things faster than any being. It can copy and learn anything with the exception of having the needing items to perform whatever it wanted to do. But… they have been extinct for a while now…"

I blinked in astonishment. Was there really a possibility where I wasn't human? Well, it MIGHT be possible since I do NOT remember anything before I entered the orphanage. I was just 5 when I was taken in, but I didn't remember anything about my parents, my name, nor my birthday. I forgot everything… I had nothing on me either, I was a nobody. That was until I entered the orphanage and was given a new name, a new birthday, a new family, a new home and a new life. Could it be that I actually did not belong in that world in the first place?

These questions just kept coming at me, and I was scared. I was scared to find out the truth. I was just… terrified to find out what I might be.

"This particular being is called a—"

Before Sebastian could finish off his sentence and send me to world of shock and surprise, my door was opened and in barged in a flustered Madame Red with Grell. "He's struck again, my boy!" She flung the newspaper a Sebastian and the demon butler caught it with ease. Ciel looked down at the demon butler's lap where he held the newspaper. With bold printed letters, I could see it clearly that Jack the Ripper had struck once more with another prostitute.

I sighed, falling back onto my bed as I inwardly gave thanks to Madame Red. As much as I wanted to know, I really DIDN'T want to know too. I was a coward, sure, but let's just shoo all this emo feelings away! I hid myself under my sheets as I turned away from the others, facing the wall which held nothing.

"But the Viscount was in jail, right? So it couldn't have possibly been him" Ciel muttered, narrowing his eyes at the paper. I had a feeling that Sebastian was boring his eyes onto my back as I shoved all of it away. I didn't want to know. I'm human. I'm human. I belong in the real world with Yuusuke. I was born in Hidakagawa even though I'm American… My brother is Mist. My brother is Mist. My brother is Mist.

I just kept repeating these words into my mind. I was going insane, I think.

"Katie" I almost jumped at the sudden contact which I felt at my shoulder. It was Ciel who had a worried look on his face. Behind him were Sebastian and Yuusuke with the same expressions. Madame Red was gone, probably shooed away by Ciel so then he could discuss with me and Yuusuke. "are you alright?"

I faked a small smile, nodding. "Yeah, sorry. I guess I was just a little surprised there when Sebastian said I might not be… what I thought I was…" My back reconnected with the bed as I faced the ceiling. Ciel sat by my bed, hand still stroking my hair softly, probably to reassure me.

"I know that it's scary. That's reality" Do I hear sad music? And do I feel a motivational speech coming along? FROM CIEL?! "Everyone must face it sometime, Katie"

I nodded. "I know, but that still doesn't stop me from worrying."

Yuusuke who was at the foot of my bed chuckled wryly. "What's happening to you, Walker-hime-sama?" He asked before cocking his head in a teasing manner. "You weren't this emo a few minutes ago"

Sebastian joined in the conversation. "Miss Katie, are you sure you aren't getting a fever? Mr. Usui must have spread his germs onto you, my lady. Shall I get you another blanket, or perhaps a warm hug?"

I giggled quietly at their winning attempts to cheer me up. For some reason, I feel like I belong here, with these three guys.

Sebastian, Ciel and Yuusuke. My three favorite guys in this whole world.

I'm sorry Undertaker…

I opened my eyes and actually found myself in the arms of Yuusuke. For some reason, he was seated on my bed while I was sleeping on his chest as he hugged me tightly towards him. I was in between both his legs, making me blush. Why da hell is he hugging me?! Wait, what happened just now? You fell asleep because you forgot to sleep last night since you were too busy memorizing the hand seals as you watched Naruto. Oh… okay… but why is he hugging me?!

I looked up at him. His eyes were closed as well, but his right hand was fisting my hair like it was the softest cloth everrr. His breathing was even, making it evident that he was asleep. How did this happen?

I moved slightly to look up at him closely. My face was closer to his now, and my heart was going crazy! I dared myself to study his face. Yuusuke was just as handsome as Sebastian. He was a playboy who entertained himself by playing with girls' hearts. He was the cold prince of our school. People always talked bad about his playboy-ish attitude, while the girls squealed when he came around. But I discovered that this boy was more than that… much more.

He was actually a really good friend; and an excellent butler no doubt. I placed my head on his chest and settled in that comfortable position. I listened to this human being's heartbeat which continued to beat at a steady pace. His warmth radiated and spread to mine. The slow and steady falls and rises of his chest moved me slightly. I looked to the door which was closed, ensuring the privacy of whoever was inside.

I let out a short exhale and inhaled his scent. Was it weird? But, this man actually smelled like strawberries. I took another whiff. Why did he smell like strawberries? Yeah! Why doesn't ANYBODY smell like raspberries?!

That's not what I meant. I mean; I had expected a more strong and manly smell. He DID look like he bought and used cologne; but no, in fact he smelled rather… girly and… delicious. No, I wasn't talking about THAT. I was talking about he smelled like strawberries and that I wanted to eat strawberries.

I stopped sniffing him, ensuring that I wouldn't try and bite him. All of a sudden, he stirred and tightened his hold around me. I gasped softly as my face was now completely buried in his chest. "Y-Yuusuke" I managed to muffle out his name. I grabbed onto his sides and shook him, causing him to awake from THY SLUMBER!

"K-Katie?" He sputtered, looking down at me who was in his arms. Just when I thought he was going to let go of me and apologize, he smirked playfully. Damn it, his playboy mode's activated! HOW?! WHO KNOWS! "Well, well… enjoying the attention I'm giving you, my princess?"

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Darth Vader and I run around in my mind as we panicked on what to do. What do we do? What do we do? I DON'T KNOW! FOR ONCE, I DON'T KNOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My face was on fire! I couldn't even talk properly for I feared that I'd spit on him and embarrass myself even further. "Look," Oh yippee! I sounded better than I thought! CONFIDENCE! I GIVE YOU THEM CONFIDENCE~"would you tell me why your… hugging me?"

His eyebrow rose, eyes twinkling in a teasing mood. Oh, I despised him! "You want the truth, or would you like the better version of the truth?" I glared at him at the same time giving an obvious answer. "Oh, alright. I'll give you the truth" All of a sudden, his twinkling eyes vanished. All I could see was pure seriousness, like he was truly sincere for once. "You were having a nightmare"

I blinked once.

No way, I don't remember having a nightmare… Actually, you did. I did? You just don't remember it. I remember it clearly, though. Oh… I guess it was one of those times where I forget what I dreamt about, and Darth Vader remembers it. The only reason why I don't remember it is because Darth Vader hid it. She makes sure I don't see those terrifying and scary dreams, so then I'd have a nice day and start. I guess you could say that she always had her back for me.

"And then?"

"You reached out for my hand, and called out my name." My cheeks tinged red. "You were also crying, a bit. I guess it might've been all too scary for you. So, I pulled you into a hug. You got better and quieted down. I was just worried"

My eyes softened as I eye-smiled at him. "Good to know I can depend on you" I paused before kissing him on the cheek, making him blush slightly. His arms around me parted to allow me to go and change since my dressing was far too revealing. "Hey" He looked down at me with a questioning look on his face. I lifted his shirt, making his temperature rise once more. "Can I see your abs?"

After getting ready, I was escorted by Yuusuke who –just as I expected- had an awesome set of abs; he had 6 packed abs. I, however, had only 4 packed abs. I can't wait to have an abs competition with him and Sebastian! Yuusuke wins this round! We finally arrived the room where Ciel was seated with Madame Red, playing chess. Oooh, I guess we've reached here! Hoora! Hoora! Hoora! Hoora!

Yuusuke disappeared into a different room –to find Sebastian, I think.

"There you are, where have you been?" The young lord asked gruffly. I simply smiled brightly at him before greeting him in a Katie-well-mannered-way.

"Wassup, ma' little man?" I noticed his eye twitch and that made me really happy. "Good morning, Madame Red!" Madame Red chuckled at me.

"My dear, it's half past eight in the evening. I think we've been past good mornings." She said as her eyes roamed about the chess board. "I didn't know you sleep in, Miss Katie" I blinked my eyes innocently.

"Oh? I do that a lot at home, it should be my first time doing so here."

Sebastian entered the room with Yuusuke following. Aww... he looks like Sebastian's little follower! So cuteee! There's nothing cute about a huge and tall guy following another tall guy who is unfortunately shorter than him by 5 cm. And he ain't little!

"Katie" Ciel called over. "Go sit there. You look like a lost puppy if you just stand around." He ordered as he gestured towards the green couch behind Madame Red. I saluted mockingly before marching my way to the couch. I sat down on the green furniture and placed my hands in between my thighs as I watched them socialize. Grell was gone at the moment. I had no idea where he was. But I presume he was on the way to the next kill. I better make myself disappear later to save that lady. Hopefully I remember the address. "Now" His eyes shifted back to Madame Red. "Do we really have time for a game of chess?"

Madame Red placed her head on her palm. "Obsessing about it won't let you solve the case. Why not just let Sebastian handle it so you can sit back and enjoy a cup of tea with Miss Katie?" (Background: "For the record; I HATE TEA SO I REFUSE!")

"Because he is simply my chess piece. I'm the one who moves him by giving orders." The demon butler was behind his lord, probably looking through the list of possible suspects again. "But he's not an ordinary piece. He can move as many squares as he needs to." He took the knight and flicked Madame Red's chess piece off the board. "Like that."

Madame Red gasped. "That was against the rules, you know." She picked it up and placed it back on the board.

"Yes, but in real life; rules have no true meaning. There always knights who break the rules and pawns who betray." My memory flickered to the episode where Lau had killed Abberline and betrayed Ciel. "If you let your guard down, it's checkmate." He slammed the knight on the board. "Sebastian is only my knight (Background: "in shining armor! Keke") and I am the King who gives the knight and my pawns orders." He paused to allow his eyes to flicker to mine. "Katie is my queen" Madame Red's jaw dropped in shock and surprise. My reaction was far worse than Madame Red's though. He then turned away to hide his blush. "Due to the fact that she will be my partner for the time being." He quickly covered up. I glared at him. Someone should have said that first... Idiot... "Yuusuke is… her dog"

I laughed out loud as I kicked my legs up and down the couch. Oh my god! Yuusuke's ma bitch!

"You must've had other options in life, other than policing in England's Underworld." Madame Red recovered. "I'm sure my sister -your mother- wanted something else for you." Ciel reached out on the side table for his cup of tea. "And yet you return and be the Queen's Guard Dog. Is it because you're trying to avenge your parents' murders?" Ciel finished sipping his tea and placed it on his palm. He was silent for quite a time to allow the memory to flow back through his very eyes.

"The need for revenge is a funny thing. It won't bring back the dead nor would it bring anyone happiness. But then to answer your question; I didn't return to the house of Phantomhive for my parents." His gaze lingered on his ring before he lifted his face that was full of determination. "I did it for myself." Madame Red stared at him. "I want to find those who were responsible of what happened. And I want to make them experience the same pain and humiliation that I suffered." There was sad music in the background which only Yuusuke and I realized. Madame Red looked down with a tiny smile.

"I still remember when you were born. That would seem so long ago." She stood up and headed towards Ciel. "You were so tiny and fragile. I remembered the time when I said that 'No matter what, I have to protect you'. You know I was never able to have children." She bent lower slightly and patted him on the head. "But there was you, and I've come to think of you as my own son. Which is why I wish you would quit this" Ciel removed her hand.

"This is a task I've freely chosen. It's still my choice to make, and no one else. I don't regret my decision" He looked up to look her in the eye. "And I do not wish to be indulged out of pity. By anyone" I raised my eyebrow at that.

I watched as the butler put the red coat on Madame Red. She was ready to leave. This could be her last visit to this place, could be. "I have it now, thank you" She assured as she fixed the coat on her own. Sebastian's head hung low. Once she was done, her eyes flickered to his again. "Promise me; say you'll never leave his side." Her gaze was serious. "This is a dangerous world for a boy." She then turned to me. "Make sure he doesn't lose his way." I noticed Sebastian crack a tiny smile. He then got on a knee.

"Fear not; I swear I shall stay by his side till the very end"

I smiled as I nodded confidently. "Me too! I'll be there with him even if my ass was on fire." I saluted.

Sebastian then opened the door to reveal Grell holding an umbrella to shield him from the rain. "I'm here to escort you back home, my lady" I noticed his voice show a slight bit of exhaustion, and... seriousness? Even though in the dim light; my eyes spotted a small trace of red camouflage in his brown dark hair. Hopefully; Sebastian didn't notice this. Then a roar of thunder was heard which caused me to flinch slightly and bump into Sebastian. Usually he would smirk or chuckle, but this time; he didn't even seem to notice.

"The Viscount didn't do it. He didn't murder the prostitute, so who did, Katie?" Ciel asked me in his PJs. He was seated on his bed as I sat on the floor, leaning on his knees and pouted miserably.

"I can't tell you! It'll just ruin the storyline, man!" I told him. He huffed stubbornly.

Sebastian skimmed through the thick list again. "No matter how many times I look through it; the results are still the same, my lord. And none of the people in the Viscount's mansion could have done it either."

"Indeed. No person can move that quickly." M'kay, maybe I should go now. I jumped to my feet and spun around towards Ciel.

"Okay, okay! I'm gonna go and do research on my own! In any case you find something… mmm haha, you won't be able to find me. I leave Yuusuke to you! I shall see you there!" I kissed Ciel on the forehead and then kissed Sebastian on his cheek. "Toodles!"

I exited the room before Ciel could protest. I then sighed of relief. "Alright... now commencing; Mission SPBSD (AKA; Save Prostitute Before She Dies)"

"Where on earth is that idiot when you need her?" Ciel complained as he leaned on the wet and moldy wall of an alley. He was with Sebastian and I hiding in darkness as we waited for the killer to strike. It was still raining, but I guess we couldn't really care less since it was just a slight drizzle.

"Master, perhaps we should have a little faith in Miss Katie?" Sebastian suggested quietly. "After all, she is one of your best chess pieces." Ciel sighed.

"Trust me, she has a plan under her sleeve" I reassured with my back on the wall before adding a short, "I think."

"He'll show if we wait here, right?" Ciel sighed, looking at the us. Sebastian nodded while I shrugged. I knew what was going to happen, and no, he wouldn't show if we stayed here. Katie was probably doing something to avoid that prostitute from being murdered; then again, she could probably be looking for William T. Spears, a Shinigami. The girl was practically jumping when the character appeared in the anime. Ciel was wearing the disguise like the one in the anime as he looked beyond the wall again. He then leaned on it again. "You know, I've realized the murdered prostitutes have something in common other than their profession."

"The most beautiful glossy black hair..." I whispered, just to annoy him. I can't wait to see his face… I finally understand why Katie NEVER tells them or spoils it for them!

"But I still don't understand why he had to kill them all..." He mumbled.

Sebastian's eyes narrowed. "So very lovable, it could almost be a sin."

"And what's more I-"

"- So soft... Ah, so soft" He moaned passionately. Ciel gritted his teeth as he suppressed his growl.

"Listen when I'm talking to you!?" He scolded us butlers who were busy praising a black alley cat. The cat meowed in panic as it clung onto Sebastian tighter. I was kneeling down near him and the cat as I awed at its cuteness. What a cute cat!

"Oh, I apologize sir but she's so beautiful " Sebastian apologized with an extremely poor reason.

"…and soft" I added softly, grinning slightly.

"WHAAAAAT!?" A loud masculine voice echoed through the alleys. Sebastian dropped the cat as he turned towards the sound. Ciel raised an eyebrow while I waved goodbye to the cat that ran away from us.

"How could somebody have gotten past us?"

"Let's go, sir" We approached the door in a fast pace, however, before we could reach it. The door flew open and- BAM!

A red haired man was revealed- this man was unfortunately Grell… I hate gay guys. He was kicked out of the house and was on his bottom, whining in pain. "Owwie~! That hurt!" Ciel narrowed his eyes at the stranger in suspicion.

"Who is...?"

"You know this is the first time I've ever met someone like you here in the human world. You've played the role of a helpless butler pretty well. Your act had almost everybody completely fooled." Sebastian said as he eyed the man on the ground. He grinned at the demon butler to reveal sharp teeth.

"Although, you aren't really Sebastian, are you?" He chimed as he stood up and Sebastian placed an arm in front of his master to protect him. I, who didn't dare interrupt their dispute, stayed behind Ciel with my guard on. There was NO WAY I was going in front and handling that guy! I think that guy's rapping me in his mind!

"Sebastian is the name which was given to me by my master. So that is who I am, for now."

"Ahh~! You're playing the faithful dog, are you? Well you are certainly handsome enough to get away with it. Anyway here we are, Sebastian." He paused before chuckling. "No, I'll call you Bassy." He then posed girlishly at the demon and his master. "Let me introduce myself; The fabulous butler, Grell Sutcilffe." He winked at him. ''What do you say, Bassy? Let's get along?" He sent a flying kiss towards Sebastian, but the heart merely bounced off as he paled. Oh my god, him too?

"Ah, it's so nice to talk to you in my true form. I admit I was most surprised when I first met you and that Dimension Traveler!" Ciel raised an eyebrow at that. "I've never seen a demon playing a butler!" He then paused to gaze into the night sky. "And I certainly have never seen such a handsome man before!" His eyes darted to mine, making shivers go down my spine. "Oh! You're so dreamy and perfect for me!" Sebastian sweat dropped. Apparently, I had it worse. "We're like Romeo and Juliet; a match made in heaven!"

"I'd have to say; I would have never thought to see one of your kind being a butler either." Sebastian commented. "You're supposed to be a Grim Reaper. Or better yet; a Death God. Why would someone as divine as you be a servant?"

Grell's grin widened. "Why, indeed? For now; let's just say it was out of love for a certain someone."

Ciel's eyes widened by a fraction as Sebastian remained neutral. "That woman would be..?"

"I think it's pretty obvious, Sebastian" A familiar voice interrupted from inside the building. She stepped out of the shadows to reveal her evil self. The young lord scowled at the new face. Stepping into the dim light of a nearby lamp post, the young lord's dearest aunt, Madame Red.

"Madame" He greeted simply. The red woman simply sneered at him in return. She hugged her own body with her arms.

"This was beyond my expectations." She started out calmly, closing her eyes in the process. "To think that there would be someone able to see Grell's true nature..."

Ciel wiped the raindrops on his hair before explaining. "You were on the preliminary suspect list, of course, Madame" Madame Red finally revealed her ruby red eyes. "However, your alibi was perfect."

She faked a wince. "You even suspected me, one of your relatives?"

Ciel continued. "If the individual was capable of becoming 'Jack the Ripper', blood relations had no bearing." Sebastian glanced down at his master's expression. "It was impossible on that list to be involved in all the incidents. However, if the accomplice were inhuman, then that would change everything." Grell looked impressed. "If they were able to get into a room within a split second without us noticing, and move from the viscount's home to the East End in an instant, then 'Jack the Ripper' could be none other than Madame Red and Grell Sutcliffe!" The Madame kept a straight face. I was just silent… I didn't really want to say anything. I didn't HAVE anything to say either.

"Among the victims of Jack the Ripper, there were other connecting factors. They all underwent a specify surgery at the Central London hospital where you work." His hand slipped under his vest to pull out a list. "Among the list of patients we complied, the only one who had not been killed was the one living in that house, Mary Kelly." He shoved the list forward to show them his research. "We knew that if we loitered around here; you'd be sure to show up." He then looked down sadly. "Though, we could not save her..."

Grell then scratched his neck awkwardly. "About that..." Ciel raised an eyebrow in curiosity. "Somebody stole my paint! She's not here, so I couldn't play around..." He pouted sadly as he looked down, playing with his fingers. Madame Red sweat-dropped. I grinned knowingly. I knew it!

"Yes, that is true. I suppose you did something about that, Ciel?" Madame Red asked as she looked at him sadly. Ciel then gasped in surprise when he realized the answer. He let out a small smile on his lips. One name echoed through our minds. Katie... How did I know that all three of us were thinking about her? The freakin' background was of her grinning. This anime is just too easy! "If you hadn't noticed, we would have been able to play chess again. However, this time," She clenched her fist. "I will not give anything up!" She screamed as the sound of a chainsaw revving up was heard.

Approaching Ciel fast was Grell with a chainsaw. Before it could land a solid hit on the boy or I could attempt to protect him, Sebastian moved in front of him to stop the mission. He managed to halt it from moving further, but the chainsaw was still getting revved up. Sebastian used his strength to push the chainsaw and its user back, causing Grell to fly. Sebastian jumped back and raised an arm in front of Ciel to protect him. "What is that?" He asked in a croaky voice. Grell managed to land on his feet safely.

"Reapers have a tool they use to prey on people's souls. It is the Reaper's Death Scythe." I answered for him as I prepared myself in a defense position.

A vein mark appeared on the reaper's forehead as he pouted girlishly. "Don't give it a lame name like 'scythe'!" GAAHHHH! SO GAY! GET ME AWAY FROM HIM! "I took such trouble to customize it!" He placed the chainsaw 2 milliliters away from his own nose before grinning madly. "It's able to shred any substance that stands in its way. Only I am permitted this death-scythe." He spun around before facing the other away and placing a finger on his lips. "I was playing nice for so long that my skills have grown slightly rusty. It's been a while, so I want a good workout wi-th Y.O.U!" He puckered his lips as he winked at the demon once again.

"You're nothing but a gardener!" I yelled out, confusing him. "That chainsaw is to cut freakin trees, not humans! Leave you sadistic gay guy!"

Grell pouted. "Maa, don't say such mean things… Usui, my love~!"

"ARGH! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS SADISTIC GAY GUY!"

Sebastian's eyebrow twitched in discomfort. "Can you refrain from making such repulsive comments? I am in the middle of my worK." However, that seemed to make it worse.

"Ah! How stoic!" He squealed as he posed as a fangirl, blushing slightly as hearts began to appear on his head. He started shaking his arm which was holding the death scythe up and down clumsily. "That part of you pushes me over the edge too!" Ciel and I sweat-dropped. He then took a step forward, dropping the fangirl act. "You know, I love the colour red; hair, clothes, even lipstick. Red is my favorite colour. That's why I gave those ugly whores a makeover with their beautiful red blood. And I made; art and beauty out of it!" He cheered as he pointed the chainsaw towards them. "Bassy, darling, I'll make you into an even more attractive man than you are now! I will carve you down to your inner depths," He winked. "scattering that beautiful rose-colour everywhere."

Sebastian turned around in disgust. "Reapers are those who should peacefully hunt down souls heading for death." He removed his own coat and placed it on Ciel's shoulders for shelter from the rain. "Butlers are those who should obey their masters like loyal shadows." He looked down at Ciel before removing his hands from his shoulders. "Your poor taste -which violates both ideals- quite simply sickens me." He turned back to Grell with a blank face.

The red haired reaper grinned. "Oh my, Bassy. Even so," Grell played around with his chainsaw. "I am a butler to die for!" He posed.

Behind the butler, Ciel reached out for his covered eye and uncovered it slowly to reveal his purple eye. How… demon-ish. "On behalf of Her Majesty, and by my own sullied name, I order you, Sebastian Michaelis, dispose of them!" It glowed brightly as the demon butler smiled which gave me both the creeps and reassurance.

"Yes, my lord." His dark eyes turned red as his pupils turned thin like a cats. He bit onto his glove and pulled it off. Grell grinned as he launched himself towards him with the chainsaw. Sebastian dodged every slash Grell threw with the chainsaw.

"This is terrific, Bassy!" Grell stated as he chased after him and threw down another slash. Sebastian dodged as usual and slid on his feet as he backed away. When suddenly, the reaper appeared right behind him to deliver another attack. He gasped. Before the chainsaw could rip him to shreds, Sebastian caught it with his hands and stopped it from going any further. However, Grell pushed the chainsaw towards Sebastian causing him to back up against a wall and the chainsaw to destroy the wall. The demon was struggling as he held the chainsaw upwards to avoid it from touching his limbs. He was shocked to see that the chainsaw had managed to make a real mess in the wall. "See? If you don't run too fast, you'll be shredded." Grell snickered as he continued to push it down. He seemed extremely satisfied to see he had cut the demon slightly. "Hurting you little by little will be most effective, won't it?"

Back with us, Ciel was busy looking down at the ground as Madame Red smiled apathetically at her nephew. "You and I have become dog and prey, hm?" She asked as she pulled out a knife from her sleeve. "If you're going to hunt me down," She then bolted towards the boy with the knife poised high. "there's only one way!" Just as she was about to attack Ciel, I took out a little something and swung it around, causing her choice of weapon to drop to the stoned and bricked ground. Can you guess what that little something was?

Katie gave me a little something earlier to protect Ciel while she was gone; her kendo sword. Ciel was taken aback. I bet he never imagined that Madame Red would actually try and kill him. Poor kid.

"Why would you -a doctor-...?" Ciel questioned as Madame Red turned around to face us.

She launched herself on us again. I caught both her wrists and placed them behind their back before slamming her body on the wall, keeping her still. I had learnt a few moves from my Tosuke when I was still in Tokyo. My grip was loosening. She gritted her teeth. "You..." Suddenly, a familiar sound was heard. My eyes widened when I found Grell's chainsaw heading to me, about to slice me half when Sebastian reappeared to keep him busy. Unfortunately, Madame Red had gotten back her power and spun around before she punched me in the face.

I backed up before she kicked me in the—

KICK!

"HOLYJESUSCHRISTYOUKICKEDMEINTHEMBALLS….. UGH"

Ciel watched as Yuusuke clutched onto his pride as he rolled around on the filthy ground, moaning and groaning in pain. He was grateful for his save, but all men had a weakness which was located between their legs. Ciel gulped, backing away as his aunt retrieved the knife once more.

"Even if I explained, a brat like you would never understand!" She shouted out as she launched herself on him again. She pushed him back onto the wall as she strangled his neck. Ciel choked on his own spit as he struggled slightly. "A brat like you..." Her grip tightened. "Like you..." She clenched the knife tighter. "You..." She raised the knife up in the air, aimed for the kill. "You should have never been born!" Ciel's eyes widened in fear and surprise.

However, Madame Red then saw her sister smiling back at her. Her eyes widened. "Sister!"

"Young Master!" Sebastian panicked as he moved towards Ciel and Madame Red, not caring if Grell had sliced him yet or not. He moved smoothly behind Madame Red as blood squirted around. He was about to kill her when- "Stop, Sebastian! Don't kill her!" Ciel ordered.

Sebastian's hand froze about an inch away from Madame Red's death. Madame Red however was still caught up in her own thoughts. She dropped the knife as she backed away from Ciel slowly. The demon butler panted as he covered the large gash in his shoulder with his other hand.

Grell's chainsaw was covered in blood and was stuck in the wall. He chuckled in amusement. "My, Bassy, you are indeed daring! Even at the cost of an arm, you went to save that kid." He approached them, eyes glued onto Madame Red. "Look at yourself in comparison, Madame. Hurry up!" He ushered. "Get rid of him!"

She was covering her face with her palms as she cried softly. She uncovered them to reveal her tear-stained face. She looked back at Ciel, the boy she treasured most. She then remembered the time when they were still alive; her sister, and the one she whom she loved. She remembered the times she visited Ciel and their family. They were happy. She loved her sister. She loved her sister's husband. And she loved Ciel. She loved their child. "My beloved sister..." An image of her sister. "My beloved..." An image of him. "And their beloved little..." Ciel. "I can't" She hugged herself as she cried. "I just can't. I can't kill this child."

Grell stared at her in confusion. "What are you saying after having cut up all those women? If you don't get rid of that kid, you'll be the one who'll be disposed of."

Ciel stared at Madame Red. "Madame..."

Madame Red reopened her eyes as she stared back into Ciel's eyes. "But this child is my..." She turned to face Grell. Yuusuke looked back to them as he clutched his balls. He quietly apologized to his master for not being able to save her. At the same time, Grell had his death scythe poised. It was about to shred Madame Red to pieces when-

"Stop right there!"

Grell's movements halted as the death scythe stopped functioning. A voice which came from the dark ally. It was Katie… with her iPad in her palm. Her other hand was stuck out towards them, as if her she was trying to use it as a stop sign. Yuusuke smiled. He knew that she would make it in time. Even Madame Red was stuck in a daze, staring at Katie who chose to appear. Sebastian was more than relieved, and Ciel was still wondering her next move.

All of a sudden,

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"But first let me take a selfie"

And thus the dancing began…

(FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE DANCING IF YOUD LIKE!) *shuffles as she waves her hands around*

As I danced my way towards them, the music stopped exactly when I stopped in front of Grell's chainsaw. I passed my iPad to Yuusuke who looked like he was drunk. Wait, why is he holding his… Ignoring… I looked back at Grell who was stunned and speechless. Ciel was holding his head as he muttered to calming words to himself. I only caught the first few words, though;

"she is crazy… but she… mental.. lunatic"

Ignoooooriiiing…

"Yo"

"Sorry for the late arrival! That girl wanted me to read her a bedtime story! I mean; seriously! I get that she was frightened and shit after taking note that she was being targeted and stuff... but she's a full grown woman! It felt weird reading her a princess bedtime story! Just so weird!" I had brought that Mary Kelly lady to the Townhouse. MUAHAHAHAH! GENIUS!

I smirked in victory after declaring Music was the best weapon in the world. I turned to Madame Red and helped her up as I brought her into arms of a concerned Ciel. "Better late than ever, I see" Ciel muttered as he held onto Madame Red steadily. She was still trembling slightly; I guess she hadn't recovered from the shock. Ready for the fight! You're not fighting, you'd just kill him. Cha! Shut up you know it all! I sighed as I turned to face Grell again. I noticed Sebastian take a step forward with me. I raised an arm in front of him to stop him. He looked at me.

"Take care of them." I instructed without looking at him. "You've done enough, so I'll be happy to end what you started." My eyes were on the red haired reaper who I once thought of befriending. What? You're not gonna befriend him anymore? I still am, I'm just pretty mad that he did that to Sebastian. You knew it was gonna happen. Still... I could hear Naruto Soundtracks playing my brain, I'm guessing Darth Vader must've done so. I know how you love to fight with battle music, so... yeah! (Naruto soundtrack: Strong And Strike) You know me too well...

"Plus" I smirked again. "I've been wanting to fight with Grell ever since I watched this episode..." Sebastian looked over to Ciel for approval before helping his master out with Madame Red.

"Katie Walker" My head turned to Ciel. "I order you to dispose of Grell Sutcliffe!" I smirked before saluting to him.

"Yes, my SELFIE lord!" I focused on my target who was… winking at me? Oh, shit.

"Your dancing skills are amazing, my, my you're so eager to fight me, Katie darling!" He blew my kisses as he danced around a bit. Nevermind, there is no chance of befriending him. Ever. My eye twitched. "Shall I dip you in your glorious blood, too?" I glared at the shinigami. So I can kill him? No! We need him alive, bakayaro! Hmf! Fine...

I grinned toothily. "No thank you, but here is a gift from me and my pal, Naruto!" Ok, let's do this!

"SEBBY NO JUTSU!"

POOF!

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Grell squealed in absolute delight after seeing what I had done for him.

Yup, that's right! I did Sexy No Justu , as Sebastian! So I changed it to Sebby No Justu, see what I did there? MWOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO! BEST IDEA EVERRRRR!

"As much as it is enjoyable to talk to you, my sweet, sweet, Grell" Oh my god, the look on Sebastian's face is HILARIOUS! "Why don't I take a peek under your clothing, and perhaps you can join me for a bath in the rain?" I rock at being Sebastian!

"OH YESS! YESS, BASSY!"

YES! 7 Sebastians, shirtless and naked! The only thing that was hiding his Ds were the clouds! Just like in Naruto! OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!

Grell launched himself onto one of my clones, causing it to poof away. "Huh?" Oh my god, that clueless face of his is SO CUTE!"

"My sexxay demon butlers…" I paused. "Ikou! (Go)"

The closest naked Sebastian took the stalled Grell as an opportunity by kicking his foot into his face. Grell was kicked and his body slammed right into the wall.

CRASH!

As the dust cleared up, I found him in the same position and situation as Sebastian just last night. One of the Sebastian clones snatched away his chainsaw and threw it to Sebastian who caught it easily.

"Oh my" Grell awed at the Sebastians who were smirking in their glory in front of him… IN THEIR GLORY! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

"Alright, how shall we finish this?" I asked aloud, ready to do a jutsu. Grell seemed to be SERIOUSLY stuck I that wall. Hell, he was even trying to move but… oh my god I am awesome!

"Now, to avenge my butler, Yuusuke, and my new friend, Madame Reddilicious, I cast you out!" I shouted out like I was Odin before kicking him in the nuts.

KICK!

"EEEEEEP!" He squeaked out as his legs tried to connect and his hands tried to clutch his nuts. I felt Yuusuke giving me a thumbs up from behind. Why, yes… I felt! MUAHAHHAHAHAH!

"Kill him" Ciel ordered. I ignored his command and looked down at my feet as I panted softly. My amount of chakra really IS pitiful. My cloned disappeared. "Katie" I ignored him again and waited for William to appear. Funny how he took longer than the anime; since the fight was pretty short.

"As much as I want you do so" The newcomer sighed. I looked up and smiled when I saw his figure in the moonlight. "I can't let you do that."

Oh my... fucking god... It's William T. Spears!?

"KYAAAAAA~! OH MY GOD! IT'S WILLIAM T. SPEARS! KYAAA!" Darth Vader squealed as I held my head as I gaped at one of the hottest guys in this world. I quickly got on one knee and smiled happily. "Will you, with cherries on top, marry me?" Yeah, so what if I took it from the movie -The Proposal. I just had to ask! William raised an eyebrow while Ciel scolded me and said that he was going to lecture me about this later on. I just couldn't help it; he's too hot! William, Claude and Sebastian were like... Sex Gods! Their hotness makes all girls swoon and they can get any girl they want in bed! Like Tom Hiddlestone! Yeah, I guess. Don't get me wrong; I LOVE Tom Hiddlestone. But for Sebastian, Claude and William; We would go that far... Muahahhahahahahhaha!

"A Dimension Traveler..." He mumbled before jumping towards me. "It's been centuries since I've seen your kind." I blinked in confusion when he got one a knee and bowed low to me.

"Have you turned into Sebastian or something?" I mumbled, and thank goodness he didn't hear me. If he did, he would've skinned me alive. He stood up again and took my chin in his hand. I blushed as my eyes twinkled like a fangirl. "William T... Spears is... touching me... haha..." I think I was already having a nosebleed just knowing that we were having skin contact -Not really, he's wearing a freakin glove.. Meh.. :(

"Hm... You are indeed a Dimension Traveler without a doubt. Probably the last one of your kind" What's a Dimension Traveler? Unfortunately, he let me go and glanced at the red haired man who was currently stuck in the wall, groaning and moaning in pain as he tried ever so hardly to protect his balls. "And I've seen you're a strong one." He turned back to me. "Good job" He ruffled my hair before picking Grell up with his death scythe.

"Pardon my intrusion" Sebastian interrupted. "But, who are you?"

William fixed his glasses using his death scythe again as he tensed. Oh yeah, he doesn't like Sebastian because he's a demon. I answered that question like a hyper fangirl. "William T. Spears is from the management division of the grim reaper dispatch and he's here to get Grell. He is also one of the top five hottest guys in Kuroshitsuji!" I shrieked before falling on the ground when my knees felt wobbly. I then discovered that I actually DID get a nose bleed. Ciel face-palmed.

He nodded in approval but then raised an eyebrow at my last sentence. "Yes, indeed." He pulled out his notebook. "Dispatch member Grell Sutcliffe. You are guilty of having violated our rules and regulations." He looked up at Grell again before kicking him in the shin, earning another groan from him. "First; killing those not on the list of the dead." He kicked him again and I smiled dreamily. "Second; using a death scythe without submitting an application said use." The kicking continued as I closed my eyes. "We will return to headquarters right away and have you submit an apology and a report." He looked at the bruised man. I snickered in delight.

"What is your name, girl?"

I reopened my eyes to find William's face hovering above mine. I blushed slightly before giving him my hand. He took it and pulled me up onto my feet. I then saluted. "Katie Walker, ninja of Konoha at your service, hottest and sexiest sir!" Pfffttt, hahahaha! Hottest sir! LOL!

"Ah. Katie Walker..." He looked into his notebook and wrote something down. I raised an eyebrow at that. He then closed it shut. "I apologize for all the trouble that thing has caused you. My card," He turned to Sebastian and handed him his business card. Sebastian seemed pretty confused.

"I... see...?"

William turned to me and got on one knee again. Seriously, why? Maybe you're some lost princess or something? MUAHAHHAHA! Yeah, right... "You have my sincerest apologies for troubling you. If he returns, I shall be sure to stop him." Seriously, why does he have to make me such a big deal? I think that Dimension Travellers are pretty popular? Maybe they were like kings and queens? MUAHAHHAH! Shut up... He then stood and bowed -insincerely- to Sebastian. He wrinkled his nose in disgust. "To bow to a noxious beast like you... is an affront to all reapers" He admitted bluntly.

I bit my lip and looked over to Sebastian who had chuckled darkly. "Then please watch over your underlings properly so as not to inconvenience said noxious beast." He smirked. "Humans are so easily tempted. When they are poised on the edge of the hellish despair... and a spider's thread of salvation presents itself, they will invariably grasp it... no matter the manner of human."

William fixed his glasses again. "Taking advantage of that; you devils seduce humans and live by leeching them off, am I correct?"

Sebastian's smirk only widened. "I do not deny that."

I raised my hand. William and Sebastian both looked at me. "What does 'leech off' mean?" Ciel sweat-dropped as Sebastian face-palmed and William knit his eyebrows in confusion.

"What...?" He questioned the demon. Sebastian just shook his head, not bothering to answer my question. I looked over to Ciel who mouthed 'another time' and I nodded.

He looked at Ciel. "Though not as a collared pet dog I suppose you're somewhat better than a mad dog with no sense of fidelity, hm?" Ciel was silent and ignored the comments while I sneezed because I was in my ninja gear, and it was raining. I think I might get a cold. William turned to me and said. "Bless You" I thanked him. "How old are you?" He asked me.

"14" I answered. "So I beg of you; wait for me to turn 18 and only then will we get married." I joked while I saw his lips twitch slightly to smile, but it vanished quickly. I frowned.

"Once you reach 15, I suggest you to be on your guard at all times. Good luck, Dimension Traveler." He bowed. "If you need me" He paused before giving me a card that didn't really look like a business card. It looked more like Cana's card. (From Fairy Tail). "just hold onto that card and call me. I shall be there to assist you." Why is he being so kind and thoughtful?

"Why do you care so much?" I asked curiously. William sighed.

"It is because you are a Dimension Traveler." I blinked, still not knowing what he meant. "You don't know what that is, do you?" I shook my head. He sighed once more before massaging his temple. "To think that he would tell you, just can't leave it up to beasts like him, I suppose" Sebastian growled at that, making me bite my lip. "Dimension Travelers are the one of the most prestigious and high ranked beings in our world. They have abilities that beat the demons, the angels and even us reapers" I awed. Holy shitness! "We are to treat Dimension Travelers with respect. Please forgive this thing for not treating you right."

"It's... no biggie?" I said uncertainly. "Wait! You said Dimension Travelers had abilities?"

William nodded with his usual stoic face. "Yes. For one, they could travel through worlds and dimensions if they'd like" I awed. Is that how Yuusuke and I traveled to his world?

Yuusuke, who finally recovered from getting his nuts kicked, stood to ask a question. "Wait, does that make me a Dimension Traveler too?" William blinked before scowling at Yuusuke.

"No, you are entirely human" Said William. Then, how…? "Dimension Travelers can, however, bring passengers on their trip." So I brought Yuusuke here? "As long as that passenger had contact with the Dimension Traveler, that passenger MUST follow the Dimension Traveler."

Yuusuke's expression was rigid. "Are you telling me that this whole time, she could've brought us back to the real world?!" I winced when he shouted. Alright, he was angry. He glared at me. "Well? Bring us home, Katie!" He stomped towards me, grabbing my hand.

William glared at Yuusuke. "It isn't as easy as you think, human" He screeched as though he was bothered with the way he yelled. "In order for one to travel through dimensions, the Dimension Traveler MUST have a purpose. When you chose to travel to this dimension, what was your purpose?"

I shook my head. "No! You don't understand; I didn't mean to go here! I didn't even know I was a Dimension Traveler yesterday! How do you expect me to know how I traveled here?!"

"You traveled there for a purpose, what it the purpose? There MUST be a purpose" Argued William.

I sighed, looking down, trying to think. Wait! What? You wanted to go here, because you were bored! WHAT? You wished for a world where there was Sebastian, and you wanted to be in the same world as him! Oh my god… that means… We're screwed…

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