Alright, to get more reviews, I'm gonna make a side-story! Hooray! Hooray! And once there are more than 30 reviews, you can get your bloody chapter!? So, I literally just went all in for this one. It's a side story that will most probably never appear in the story, but I hope you enjoy! I don't know if this is a good enough story, but I hope you'll like it! Just a one-shot people!

Summary: CaderonWalker was an odd 14 year old guy in Wakayami High School. So odd; most people in school saw him as either crazy or psychotic. His brother, the principal of Wakayami High School, couldn't stand the mere thought of his little brother suffering loneliness and decided to get him a friend. Who would've thought that his friend in school would be the kind and charming Student Council President, Katekizu Yuuta?

YES, ME OWN SO YOU NO SUE

(KATEKIZU DOES NOT BELONG TO ME

BECAUSE HE BELONGS TO MY FRIEND)

T

"Can anyone tell me what the answer to this question is?" Mr. Tokura asked, pointing at the blackboard with his single white chalk. A few girls raised their hands lazily, and others continued to fool around. I saw a boy trying to balance his pencil on his own nose, and fell asleep right to avoid growing bored when he failed doing so. There was a girl next to me who was secretly texting someone under her desk. She was probably texting the other girl across the room who kept giggling every now and then.

"How about you, Walker?"

I hated getting called out to answer a question. People would always stare at my back, like there was something wrong with it, or something. There were usually words that I didn't like. For example;

Weird

Psycho

Crazy

Annoying

The hate in their eyes made me want to claw their eyes out. I was just human, like them, after all. I knew that I was weird.

I stood up as the class silenced in awkwardness.

I headed to the blackboard, walking past the few students who sent me irritated looks. I took the chalk from Mr. Tokura, dirtying my hand in process. I wiped it on my yellow vest and paid full attention to the question written on the chalkboard. It was a simple algebraic equation, nothing I couldn't handle.

I quickly wrote the answer, ignoring all the harsh and stupid comments my classmates made behind me. I heard someone snickering.

"Thank you, Walker. That is the correct answer"

I nodded once at him before returning to my seat. I tried not to make it obvious that I wanted to get myself back on my seat as fast as possible. The many stares of people were irritating.

Once I finally slid my butt back on my chair, I exhaled softly. Why was I like this?

Caderon Walker, at your service. I'm a 14 year old guy, and yet I'm in the third year of high school. Apparently, the government allowed me to skip 3 years of school. No, I do NOT know why. People didn't like my crazy and hyper attitude. The moment I stepped into class on the first day of school, people were already calling me a goof. I still tried to make friends, though, but they all seemed to push me away indirectly. I paid no mind, but it was still lonely, I guess. Anyways, my older brother –the principal of Wakayami High School- loved me so much that it was starting to get irritating. I swear; he spoils me too much. He even offered to move me to another school. I was doing fine, I lied to him.

Fortunately, I managed to keep the fact that Mist –my brother- and I weren't related at all. It was easy since he adopter me anyway. Yes, he was supposed to be my father.

But it felt too weird since I knew he wasn't.

I don't know why people don't like hyped up people like me. Everyone needs someone to cheer them up at some point, right? Oh who the hell cares anymore? I have my anime to accompany me! KEKE! That… and a girl who had her allegiance sworn to me.

T

It was supposed to be another dull and terrible day at school. It really was, but then I heard from those gossiping grannies that there was going to be something special happening today. I checked my calendar in my phone; there wasn't really anything happening today. I leaned on my chair and sighed. I really hope something does happen… and hopefully it's some event that'll cause all of the students to miss class.

"I wish I was in heaven already…" I mumbled with my head on my table. My classmate who was seated next to me rolled her eyes before leaning her head on the table to look back at me.

"You've said that more than a million times, Walker-sama…"

Her name was Yuki Usui, a quiet and evil mortal who enjoys living her days as my common servant. She often helped me out by getting me my lunch and does whatever I tell her to. It's real awesome if you ask me, but it's when she gets really annoying; that's when I really just hate her. I glared at the raven haired female who continued to give me that 'look'. Her hair literally shadowed her hazel brown eyes, making her have a gloomy aura.

"I say it every day because I mean it…" I growled at her before burying my face in my own desk. Seriously, what is up with that girl?! I hate her so much that sometimes; I swear I want to just rip out all of her organs out and sell them to in the black market!

"Now, now" She chimed. "Where would selling my organs in a black market lead you, now?" Did I mention that he could read minds? "Ile, you didn't mention that, Walker-sama"

I sighed deeply. We sat back up and watched as others interacted with each other. "Maa, Walker-sama" She called me. I turned my head towards her. "Have you heard about the news that has been spreading around the school?"

"Yeah, but I don't really have time for shitty crap like that" I replied. I leaned my head on my hand for support as the other clenched onto my desk. "How's life with you, Yuki?"

She gave me a really suspicious look. "This isn't like you at all, Walker-sama" Yes, we are in Japan but I'm not Japanese. "Yes! That's right!" She chimed in her Japanese-English accent. "This guy isn't Japanese because he was actually born as an American! But due to the fact that he didn't know where his parents were, he was brought into an orphanage and lived life as a Japanese citizen. And thus when he was 7, he was adopted! However, he lives alone… I do not know why!"

"What is this, an anime?!" A vein mark appeared by my forehead. "Don't break the fourth wall, idiot!"

"Maa, how can I be friends with such a person…?" She pondered in Japanese as I gritted my teeth in annoyance. She then smiled teasingly at me. "Oh, that's right. It's because I'm unfortunately her slave. I swore my allegiance to her…" I grinned wickedly snickering in the process.

"THAT'S RIGHT! MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!" I yelled out, earning all the attention from my classmates. I shooed them away, making them go back to what they were talking about.

Did I mention that every single guy –excluding me- in this school wanted to screw her? Ew, seriously. What did they see in her?!

"They see a pretty girl with a big bust!"

"WOULD YOU STOP READING MY MIND, BAKA?!"

"Ile, I don't read your mind. It's just far too open, Walker-sama" My eye twitched in annoyance. There she goes; giving me the same excuse every time she does that. "Maa, it's not an excuse…" I glared at her before sighing.

Yuki gave me a chibi thumbs up. "Oi! Don't think you're safe! Get me some lemonade from the vending machine!" I commanded in Japanese.

Yuki bowed lowly. "Aye, Walker-sama!" My eyes twitched.

"Stop calling me that, baka!"

T

Paperwork.

Oh, how I despised paperwork.

It's the biggest disadvantage that any student council president would have to face, at least thrice a month! They were always neatly stacked sure, but when those printed words start stirring and you see words like obstutiguhuhu, when it's supposed to be substitute!

I sighed at the amount of paperwork left on my table. The student council was busy today, probably because mid-term just started. I could see my classmate, Haru –who was also the student council treasurer- looking from one paper to another.

Yup, it was stressful, sure. But we HAD to do it. It was our job after all. Too many people looked up to us; we couldn't just let them down.

Haru who finally looked up from his paperwork finally realized my presence by the door. "Oh! Ohayo, Katekizu-kaichou!" He greeted me with a small smile.

I gave him a returning nod. "Good work today, Haru. I can see you're really working hard!" I praised him, patting him on the head. Haru's been my good friend ever since we were in middle school. He's always been so kind and innocent.

My name's Katekizu Yuuta, and I'm the Student Council President of Hidakagawa School. I've always wanted to be the student council president. It's always been my dream ever since I found out that my father was one as well. And thus, I became the Student Council President.

I moved over to my seat and sat down slowly. I eyed the paperwork left on my table. It was… like… they were taunting me. Taunting me to sign the paperwork, do the paperwork… I hate paperwork. I sighed.

Haru noticed my discomfort and chuckled slightly. "You need to work hard too, kaichou" I nodded, knowing that. Okay, let's get this started. Just as I was about to start the dreadful activity of doing paperwork, a knock at the student council room door sounded.

KNOCK KNOCK

"You may come in!" I said.

The door slid open to reveal a certain girl; who was my crush. I froze a little stiffly as she approached my table a little gleefully. Minami Tokura, daughter of Mr. Tokura, my maths teacher, was my crush since I entered this school.

"Ohayo, Katekizu-kaichou!" She was the girl of my dreams. She was the cutest girl in our year, and she was always so sweet. Not to mention her grades, she always scored 5th, which always amazed me. She also always had this cute smile on her lips that made every guy fall head over heels in love with her.

I gave her a small smile, trying not to make it evident that I was surprised. "Ohayo, Minami-chan" I greeted politely.

She turned around smiling at Haru. "Ohayo, Haru-kun!" Haru nervously smiled. Girls were his weak spot. He was so innocent.

She turned back to me and gave me a little wink. "Principal Walker's calling for you!" Ah, so she was only here for that... To think that she'd be here for me… Shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. "That, and..." She paused, getting something from her pocket and giving it to me.

I looked down at it… stunned. "I-Is this…?"

"Yup! I was wondering if we could catch it sometime! What do you think?"

In my hand, were two tickets to the movie, The Avengers. Damn, was she asking me out on a date? Oh my god, if she is… thank you for listening to my prayers, god! Praise to the heavens! Praise! I swear, I had to calm myself from actually kneeling on the stone cemented floor to show how grateful I was.

"We? As in, you and me?" I asked… still gawking.

She nodded. "Yup! You, me," I grinned goofily. "And Haru-kun!"

SNAP!

It all fell into place as my face returned to sadness, and I felt like slamming face into the wall. Of course it wasn't a date… I looked past Minami who was looking at Haru to give him a cold glare.

He, who overheard our conversation, nervously smiled. "What? Wouldn't I just get in the way of your date?" Hell yeah, he would! I nodded threateningly.

Minami giggled. "What? It's a date for three, silly!" She held up another ticket and handed it to the brunette who blushed bashfully. "It wouldn't be a problem, right, Katekizu-kaichou?" She turned back to me and my glare instantly vanished. I gave her a strained smile.

"Yeah… sure"

"Yatta! It's settled!" Minami cheered out. "Okay, see you later! And remember to go see the principal, kaichou!" And with that, she vanished. I sighed. Time to go see the principal.

T

"Do you know why I called you today, Yuuta-kun?" Principal Walker asked gruffly. I was seated in one of the guest chairs in front of the table of Principal Walker. The room was just as spacious as the last time I entered here, which was 3 months ago. He hasn't called upon me recently –which worried me since he chose to call me at this time.

"No, sir" I answered truthfully.

He sighed, spinning his chair to face me. "Yuuta-kun~!" He launched himself onto me, hugging me tightly.

No, our principal was NOT strict. In fact, he was like a huggable father who treats us all like his children. His favorite was me –I suppose- since he always treated me like an eldest son. He was very kind, but a little TOO caring. He was just 27, and he had no children. I suppose he feels a little too lonely.

He rubbed his cheek onto mine, making me feel sick all of a sudden. But still, this closeness still felt so gay.

"How is my Yuuta-kun today?" He asked with that motherly voice.

I almost felt like barfing. "Fine, sir" No matter what, I never called him father or anything informal. I heard that he can be a little sadistic whenever someone loses their cool and calls him informally- I discovered this from the ex-president who was fired when he opened up to the Principal. I'm totally NOT losing my title.

"Mwoh~ You don't sound fine… You're always so tense~!" He finally let go, resting both my shoulder with his hands on them. "Sure you don't want to ease up a little bit?" I nodded stiffly, watching as he blinked innocently at me. "Okay, then!"

He eagerly let go of me and walked back to his seat. Only then did I realize that he had actually jumped over his table to get to me. That man… is unstoppable.

"So, sir" I coughed. "What was it that you wanted to talk—" Just as I tried to get to the task at hand, he interrupted swiftly.

"—what a lovely morning!" He exclaimed happily, opening the window. He allowed the cool morning breeze to flow freely in the room. Indeed, it was a lovely morning. But still… "It's the perfect time to go outside, no?" Please don't tell me that this was one of those times where I need to accompany him outside. Yes, this has happened once.

"Sir—"

"—however!" He cut me off once more. A vein mark appeared by my forehead, pulsing fast. "We have no time for that! We need to focus at the task at hand!" Yes! Thank you! He suddenly turned back to me with a big grin on his lips. "And do you know what that is?" When I was about to reply, he shushed me with an index finger pressed uncomfortably to my lips. "No need to talk" He gave me a flirty and passionate gaze before he released me to go wander off again. BLEGH!

"I have come to realization, Yuuta-kun" Oh, really? Did you realize that you're actually male yet? "I have realized that… there are students suffering in my school" Eh, really? Actually, I didn't realize that. Perhaps I was too busy with paperwork? I blame the paperwork!

"Is that so?"

He hummed, drumming his fingers on the wooden study table. "Have you ever experienced being neglected?"

"Yes, by my parents." It was true. They were always busy supporting my brother after all.

He gave me a sad smile as he took a seat once more. He crossed his skinny legs on one another. "Yes, but a discovery has been made" My eyes widen slightly, in curiosity, that is. "A particular guy also has this experience.." I nod. "He's experienced being neglected by his parents, and also, his friends" Oh, okay. Now THAT is sad. That must be pretty tough.

"He doesn't have any friends, and he lives alone" I blink.

"Why, sir?"

He looked down, almost in guilt. "Do you know whom I am talking about, Yuuta-kun?"

I shook my head. "I am talking about my son"

…..

…..

"EH?!" I couldn't help but blurt out. "You had a son this whole time, sir?"

WHACK!

I don't know how… but he managed to hit my head with a rolling pin. Where did he even get a rolling pin?

"Silence, Yuuta-kun" I looked up at the sadist who was grinning sadistically at me as he drew his face closer to mine. "You wouldn't want people to hear, now would you…?" As he drew closer, his hands gently stroked the rolling pin, as if it was pleasurable.

Yup, a sadist alright.

"G-Gomen nasai" I hung my head in defeat.

"OKAY!" Suddenly, the rolling pin vanished to who knows where. "Now where was I?"

"You were explaining how you have a son who is being neglected by you"

"Why, yes! You must be wondering why I've kept this a secret for some time!" I nodded. "It's because he doesn't want anyone to know…~!" Ok, now he was crying a river. "He said nobody would like him if they knew his papa controlled their school… not fair! Not fair, Yuuta-kun!" Somehow, I understood his pain.

"Anyways!" He continued. "He lives alone since he refused to live with me. He says that he doesn't want to risk any chances of anyone finding out. He didn't want to be called spoilt."

I raised a hand at this. "But people already don't like him"

He nodded glumly. "Yeah! So we don't need to worry about that! He should stay with me!"

That wasn't what I was trying to say. "Actually, I think he's still trying to get friends. Maybe they're just jealous of him?"

His eyes shone brightly at what I said. "Yes! They're jealous, aren't they?" HE shouted out gleefully. "He's just too smart for them! Handsome and charming too! Oh my son~!"

He dragged me away to a secret room; where I discovered the many photographs and portraits of one guy; a brown haired dude with green eyes. He looked like a middle schooler, though. Not to mention his foreign appearance. However, I can tell that he's obsessed with him

.

"What do you think? He's a cutie, no?"

T

It was recess. I was seated with Yuki as usual since we only had each other as friends. She pulled out the bento that she had prepared for the both of us and handed one to me. I opened the lid and smiled in satisfaction. Just how I liked it; rice with cuttlefish and tomatoes. I liked eating tomatoes raw; it's just an odd habit.

"Itadakimasu" I thanked for the food before digging in. I noticed Yuki watching my every move. "What's wrong?"

She shook her head. "Ile, it's just…" She sighed before averting her eyes somewhere else. "Ile, it's nothing"

I raised an eyebrow at her odd behavior. "Oi" I called to her. "You sick or something?"

Her lips broke into a smirk. "Eh? Is Walker-sama worried about me? Maa, what a kind master, indeed"

I rolled my eyes. "I wouldn't want you malfunctioning when I need you to do crap for me."

You might be wondering how he got into this mess of becoming my servant for life? Well, Yuki here's a good friend of mine who understood my situation. Meaning; she followed me home one day because she was curious and found out that I lived alone at home and didn't know how to cook or do household chores. So, she literally became my knight in shining armor and saved me!

"Aye! This guy's useless I tell you!" She interrupted. "He doesn't even know how to iron his clothes, make onigiri and worst of all he doesn't even know how to wash his own—"

"—Oi! Shut up you good-for-everything-idiot!" I hit her on the head, causing another bump to appear.

"Demo, Walker-sama is really strong… Sometimes I think he was raised by Gorillas… Maa" She mumbled out, holding the bump on her head so then it couldn't swell anymore.

I smirked before allowing her to take a spoon full of my food and feed me. "Eat" I swallowed the food before sending her a smile.

"Arigato, Yuki"

T

"What exactly do want me to do?"

I finally had the courage to ask. I don't know how much time has passed since he started to tour his museum of plenty pictures of the single guy. There were pictures of him as a child, as a baby, even pictures that felt far too… stalker-ish. I even asked if he took them himself, and he replied;

"Oh! NO! I have some photographers do so for me! Unfortunately, I'm far too busy!"

Turns out, this guy was actually 14 when he was the same year as all 17 year olds- including me. He was a genius, but he was a bit odd, apparently, according to him father. No, they weren't really related. He was adopted by him, and was raised by an orphanage in Hidakagawa. Apparently, he was American.

We finally exited the museum of his son. "Why, isn't it obvious?" He asked me, giddy. "I'd like you to be friends with him!"

I raised an eyebrow. "That's all?"

He nodded feverishly. "Yes! You must spend at least twice a day with him on school days; once during recess and once after school. You must also at least spend two days with him on the weekends every month." It was like he wanted me to freakin baby-sit him. "Cook him food at home, play with him and this is the MOST IMPORTANT PART!" He gave me a serious look, meaning that if I failed this part he would probably skin me alive.

"You MUST keep him away from this living… thing!" He shoved a photo of… hey! I know that girl; the raven-haired girl who I recognized as Usui Yuki, one of the popular girls in our school.

She was known for her looks, her body and her smarts. She was also the daughter of the CEO of Usui Corporations. Why was this girl targeted by the principal?

"But, why?"

His eyes darkened in hatred. "I do NOT trust her"

I was about to ask another question when he launched himself onto me, entering chibi mode once more. "You'll do it, won't you, Yuuta-kun? Nee~ Nee?"

"Um… but I'm pretty busy so—"

"—I'll up your co-curricular and curricular activities! On top of that, you won't receive any paperwork till your job is done, which is when you graduate!"

"DEAL!"

T

I entered the class and slid into my seat which was next to Yuki… again

I twisted the doorknob and opened the door to the other dimension; the door, to the school roof. I liked to eat lunch with Yuki up here. It was cold, yet relaxing. The wind was calming and it was silent. It was like nobody else knew that the rooftop was here. I leaned over the edge of the roof and looked down, beyond the fences. There were many people jogging and such. I really hated jogging or exercising. I'd just dance my fat off, so I was perfectly healthy. I sat down on the tiled floor and looked up at the sky filled with puffy and white clouds.

"You look peaceful" A voice managed to interrupt my train of thoughts. I looked on and found an unfamiliar man who was our Student Council President. He had blue hair and dark brown eyes.

"Oh, hello there…" I greeted neutrally. "Are you lost, kaichou?"

He smiled as he leaned on the doorway. "No, I was just looking for a friend" He admitted. "You know me as Yuuta Katekizu, right?" He paused as I nodded. "And you are?"

Katekizu Yuuta, the 17 year old Student Council President. I heard he hated paperwork; that was all.

"Caderon." I replied. "Caderon Walker"

"Mind if I join you?" I shook my head, allowing him to take a seat on the floor next to me. We sat crossed-legged as we leaned onto the rail for support. "Caderon Walker"

"Hmm" I hummed, glancing at him. His eyes met mine.

And then, he went straightforward. "Can I be your friend?!"

I swear, I think he shouted that. I couldn't help but blink in confusion. "What?" He was about to shout again but I slapped my palm to his mouth, sealing his lips shut. "I heard you the first time, but seriously… what?" I asked seriously. "You do realize that I'm a psychotic weirdo who has no friends. If you're friends with me, you might suffer from anti-socialness due to the fact that you might lose all your friends" I warned. "This is a bet, isn't it?"

He shook his head, still fazed at the sudden contact. "No."

"I really, want to be your friend"

I was impressed. I let go of him as he gave me a dashing smile.

He had this curvy smile on.

"Are you waiting for someone, Caderon?" He asked, looking around. I actually came up here to be alone for a while. Yuki was busy helping out in the teacher's room, so she gave me my bento and told me to head upstairs and eat. It wasn't the first time she left me alone.

"No, I'm not." I answered, averting my eyes to the sky once more. "I came here to look at the clouds." I explained before putting a palm over my eyes to cover them from the sun's rays. I then averted my eyes back at him. "Would you like to join me?"

He continued to smile innocently. "Sure" I sighed and slid onto the tiled floor and laid my body down tiredly.

And they lived happy ever after!

T

I looked down at the young boy who actually fell asleep. He was the first one to say that he didn't need a bedtime story, but he actually stayed awake for the good parts. Giggling quietly, I kissed him gently on his forehead before nuzzling his temple.

"What kind of bedtime story was that?" Yuusuke asked, yawning a little in his seat next to mine. He hung an arm around my shoulders loosely. "And why was I girl, and you a boy?"

I smirked before retreating away from Ciel so that he could rest. "You're just jealous that I make a better boy than you"

Yuusuke rolled his eyes as we exited the young lord's bedroom silently, with Sebastian following. The demon butler smirked back. "Are you not upset, Miss Katie?"

We looked at him with the same perplexed expressions on our faces. "What do you mean about that?"

"Are you not upset with the fact that if Mr. Usui was a girl, he'd have far greater breasts than yours… and better sex appeal as well"

SILENCE

"Kill him, butler"

"Aye, Walker-hime-sama"

FAN MAIL READING TIME! (BONUS)

KNOCK KNOCK

Yuusuke knocked on Katie's door twice before opening it without hesitation. She called him to come to her room earlier, saying that it was private. Probably something about the anime or the future. He didn't mention it to Ciel in any case it was true. "You called me?"

Looking down, he found Katie in her room on the floor, kneeling by a pile of letters. Behind her was a big red sack that instantly reminded him of Santa Claus. Hopefully she didn't steal it from him. After learning of her powers, the girl could probably be able to do such a thing. He also realized revealing PJs she was wearing which made him blush ever so redly.

"Why are you always wearing sexy clothes?" He mumbled, hoping she didn't hear that. Fortunately for him, she was far too distracted by the mess in front of her to care less enough about what he was muttering.

"Hurry up and take a seat, Yuusuke! You got one too!" She smiled brightly at him, patting the empty spot next to her. He shook his head. Of course she had no shame. Obeying, he settled in his spot and grabbed a letter which had his name written on it. "Well, what's it say?" She asked, getting all giddy.

"FROM MONIKER SLASH,

Wow. Awesome chapter, Sparrow-sama. XD
Oh! Oh! Question for Yuusuke (and Katie too, if she wants.)! If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you bring?"

The first thing Yuusuke's mind pondered on about was this new name. Who was Sparrow-sama? He asked Katie, but the girl just continued to tear open more envelopes. "Well, I'd probably bring my iPod, my headphones and an unlimited supply of food and water." yeah, that sounded logical. "How about you Katie?"

She cocked her head, furrowing her eyebrows. (A/N: WARNING: MAJOR RANDOMNESS COMING UP) "A towel, a demon butler and an secret vault full of rum" Hmm... Logical enou- RUM? "A towel to whip things around. I mean, you're gonna be on the island alone right? You can do anything around! I can't wait to whip coconut trees! MYAHAAHA!" Yuusuke rolled his eyes. "A demon butler Named Sebastian Michaelis so then he can entertain me by keeping his shirt off ALL the time!" and she says HE was the pervert. "And finally, a secret vault full of rum buried under the sand, just like Jack Sparrow's!"

"You're not even at the legal age of drinking rum" He pointed out. "Just replace it with water and food and you're set."

Katie tsked, mocking his statement. "Yuusuke, yuusuke. Don't you get it? I'll probably be there for year! So, I'm probably going to grow a beard when I'm older." A beard? When did rum get to a beard? "So, after I drink a whole bottle of rum, I break it and use the sharp end to shave!"

A facepalm sounded

"Do we need to reply these?" he asked, ready with a fountain pen in case.

"Nope. Since we don't know where they came from and that there aren't any addresses, we'll just answer the questions out loud. And before you ask, I have a feeling that these are fan mail from the anime fans who are watching us" Tha sudden statement freaked Yuusuke out. He jumped up onto his fee, looking out in the beyond -nothing really.

"So people can see us? HOLY SHIT PEOPLE CAN SEE AND WATCH OUR EVERY MOVE?!" He screamed, terrified. "Even when we're showring and naked?"

"FUCK NO!" She yelled back, punching him in the face using her chakra fist. As Yuusuke's now unconscious body lay in the wall of Katie's room, she rambled on. "In How I met you mother, did THE ever have scenes of nakedness and showering?"

"No but there were sex scenes..." He groaned rather weakly. Was it really necessary for her to step on his butt like that?

"Whatever!" She huffed, leaving him in the wall to retreat back to the pile of letters to grab another. "OOH! Check this one out!" He couldn't really check it out, his head was stuck in the wall. The other half of his body was all limp, hanging loosely outside the wall.

"FROM HELEN TENG,

I have questions for some people
For the Wonderfully wonderfull Katie and Darth vader:
What animal do you think fits you and why?

For the undenialbly handsome Yusuke:
Are you...okay by now?I mean about Grell...
And also,what do you think of Katie-Hime?

Hugs and peaches
Helen."

Yuusuke didn't know what was worse; the fact that people actually thought Katie was wonderful or the fact that his head was stuck in the wall. Katie was ecstatic to answering this question. "Okay! Darth VADER said that she'd be a cat so then Sebastian can rape her" who the hell was Darth Vader ? "As for me, I'd be a-" Yuusuke was pretty sure her answer was going to be something like lion or dragon. Honestly, to predictable! "-panda!"

PANDA?

"Pandas are cute and huggable creatures! They also do NOT like sex, so I don't need to have sex! YIPPEE!" She didn't really have to shout that out loud. "Plus, pandas can be as fat as they want and eat as much as they want and nobody can judge them! THATS RIGHT BITCHEZ!" What an odd way of thinking... "and in case I do HAVE to have sex, I want a kid that can sneeze too!" (A/N: Taken from Sneezing Baby Panda on Youtube. It's viral, hope you guys have seen it!)

"ooh! Yuusuke, here's your question; are you okay... by now, she means about Grell!" How kind of people to actually care about that. He smiled to himself.

"Yeah! I'm alright!" he was alright about Grell, but not alright with the head and wall thing. He was in a wall! Get him out, now!

"And... What do you think..." Katie paused, not knowing how to continue without getting flustered. "Urm... About... Katie-hime?"

SILENCE

"it sounds like a complete waste of time"

And with that, Yuusuke got another kick in the balls from behind. It's just not his day, huh?

T

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