In celebration of getting my refund check for school today, I give you the next chapter of Don't Stand so Close to Me.

Thank you all for being my cheerleaders while I write this. You guys are awesome.

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Murder By Numbers. – The only chapter that has very little to do with the song, but I've been wanting to use it for the Halloween chapter since forever.

All Red Forman wanted in the world was some peace and quiet. He had fought in two wars, raised six kids, four of which weren't his own, and he thought that it was only right that he get what was entitled to him. Call it a thank you for a lifetime of service. Unfortunately, the universe didn't feel the same way, as it had a way of making sure that Red never, ever got what he wanted. It had given him a heart attack when Eric was going to move out after high school, causing his son to have to stay and take care of the family, it ignored him every time he told the kids to get out of his house. He had thought that maybe, just maybe, with Eric getting married and moving out of the house, Laurie being in Canada and his adopted son, Steven, moving into a house down the street, he would finally get that peace and quiet he so desperately needed. He really should have known better because regardless of the kids moving out or him forcing them to move their basement activities to Steven's house, where he most definitely did not want to know about, there were always at least two kids at his house at all times. The foreign kid came over for pie and tea with Kitty on Wednesdays; his sons and their wives came over nearly every night for dinner, and the dumb one and his girlfriend would join them, as though they didn't have anywhere else to go, or didn't know how to cook for themselves. His biggest annoyance though came in the form of Bob Pinciotti, who was currently following Red around his house like a lost puppy.

"Bob, why are you here?" Red asked him.

"Ah Red, it's so lonely over at my house."

"Bob, tomorrow the house is going to be packed with people I don't like, but right now, Kitty and the kids are gone, and all I want is some time to myself. How can I have that time if you keep following me around, Bob?"

"I don't have anything else to do though." Bob told him.

"Well, let's find you something to do. I got it, how about you leave before my foot goes straight into your ass." He opened the sliding door in the kitchen and pushed Bob out.

"Don't come back, Bob." He locked the door and walked away, leaving a disappointed Bob behind.

Brooke, Eric and Kelso were decorating the Forman living room.

"This party is going to be great." Kitty said, walking in. "You kids have your costumes right?"

The three of them nodded.

"Brooke and I are going as Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler." Kelso beamed. "We're gonna be hot!"

Kitty laughed. "Red and I are going as Maxwell Smart and Agent 99." She looked expectantly at Eric.

He shook his head. "It's a surprise."

Kelso laughed. "I don't know why she needs to have a tape of someone moaning; just get Jackie to do it."

Brooke shook her head at her fiancé. "Hush Michael, you guys are lucky you don't have to go through morning sickness."

Eric laughed. "I think the one we really need to feel sorry for his Hyde, because in a few weeks the morning sickness will go away and then well, normal Jackie is scary enough, imagine what crazed hormonal Jackie will be like?"

"Hyde's a dead man." Kelso agreed.

Jackie came down the stairs holding a big binder. "The church needs to know what day you two have set."

Brooke and Kelso looked at each other. "We'd like to get married in January." Brooke went over to check on Betsy who was sleeping in her baby carrier.

"Wait, I'm going to be showing by then. Are you absolutely positive you don't want to move it up to say, next week?" Jackie made a note in her notebook. "Fine." She huffed. "I'll see what I can do." She turned to Kelso. "Michael, are you inviting your family?"

He nodded. "Yep."

Eric shuddered. "Wait, is Casey coming?"

Kelso smirked at Eric. "Why yes he is Forman, so you might want to lock Donna up."

"Oh and get this, my brother Keith is bringing is new wife!"

Eric laughed. "Please, Casey has nothing on me, except you know a great body and a Trans Am. I have a ring on my finger and a piece of paper legally binding her to me. So take that Casey!"

Jackie turned to Brooke. "This is a sensitive subject for Eric." Brooke nodded in understanding. "Almost as sensitive as Leia wanting to get it on with Han Solo."

"Don't joke about that!" Eric yelled spastically.

"So have you and Hyde set a date yet?" Brooke asked Jackie.

She shook her head. "I'm not getting married while I'm pregnant, so it'll be after the baby is born." "There is no way I'm going to be fat at my own wedding." "You're still coming over tonight right?"

Brooke smiled. "Yep."

"Wait? That means that you're leaving us alone tonight?" Kelso asked.

Jackie nodded. "Brooke and Donna are helping me pack, so you guys are on your own." She paused, putting her hand to her stomach.

"I'll be right back."

As she walked up the stairs, Kelso turned to Eric. "See, she would make a good ghost."

"Jackie, what are we doing here?" Donna asked Jackie as she dragged her and Brooke through Halverson's department store. "I thought we were going to pack tonight?"

"We are." Jackie said as she moved with determination. "There's just something I need to take care of first."

Donna looked over at Brooke. "Jackie takes shopping very seriously."

"We're not here to shop, Donna."

"Then what are we here for?" Realization dawned on her. "Oh." "Crap."

Jackie marched straight up to Chrissy and tapped her on the back.

"Yes?" Chrissy said, spinning around. "Oh, it's you." "Can I help you with something?"

Jackie held up her hand to show her ring. "Okay you listen here skank, you might have gotten Steven's virginity, but I got Steven's heart. You see this? This means that Steven chose me, yeah you heard me right skank, me!"

Chrissy was confused. "I don't know what you're talking about." She said.

"She's talking about Hyde." Donna offered helpfully.

"No, I got that part, I'm just not sure what she means that he chose her, or why it's so important. She held up her own hand to reveal a wedding ring. "I'm married."

The three girls looked at each other awkwardly.

"Oh." Jackie said, embarrassed. "Well why didn't you say so in the first place?" Her tone instantly became friendlier.

"We met in New York, and it turned out that we were both raised here, so after we got married, we moved back."

"What's his name?" Donna asked her.

"Keith."

Brooke looked at Jackie. "Didn't Michael say something about his brother Keith…?" She trailed off as all three girls turned to stare at Chrissy.

"Tell me your last name isn't Kelso." Donna begged her.

Chrissy nodded in the affirmative. "What? Why?"

Jackie pushed Brooke towards her. "Meet your future sister in law. Brooke here is engaged to Keith's brother, Michael, whom I dated, and Donna here was with Casey for a few months."

The four girls stared at each other for a moment before they exploded.

"Oh my god!" They all shouted in unison.

"Isn't Casey a jerk?"

"Is Michael as dumb as they say he is?"

"Yes."

"No."

"Which one is Keith again?"

"He's the one before Michael and after Casey. The good looking one."

"No, Michael is the good looking one." Brooke told her, defending her fiancé.

Jackie and Donna looked at each other. "You know, I thought us being with two guys who are practically brothers was weird, but this takes the weird cake." Donna said to Jackie.

"Why is it always about food with you?"

"Uh, I need to get to work." Chrissy told them, noting the eye she was getting from her manager.

"Stay in touch!" Jackie told her as they walked off.

As soon as they were out of eyesight, the three girls burst into laughter and they didn't stop until they got to Jackie's.

Boxes surrounded the girls, most of them still empty. Jackie and Donna were wrapping Jackie's unicorn figurines in tissue paper, while Brooke was labeling the boxes with a magic marker. Donna and Brooke were drinking wine while Jackie sipped on a Sprite.

"I can't believe how everything is changing" Donna said.

"I agree. At least Steven got his head out of his ass finally. I thought I was going to have to pull it out for him." Jackie took another sip of her wine.

"Me too, I thought Eric was going to spaz out." "Are you still mad at Hyde?"

"Nah, I know he didn't mean it like that. I'm just sick of throwing up all the time you know?"

Brooke shook her head at her friends. "Ladies, I have an announcement. I, Brooke Bell, am in love with Michael Kelso." She took a huge sip of her wine.

"You better be careful Brooke, you don't want to end up like Mrs. Forman." Jackie warned her.

Donna glared at Jackie. "Are you trying to imply that Mrs. Forman is an alcoholic?"

Jackie looked aghast. "Who said anything about implying?"

Brooke just sipped her glass of wine. "Oh yeah, this stuff is good."

The guys sat in Eric Forman's old room.

"Has Jackie talked to her parents yet?" Eric asked in the circle.

"I've learned not to bring Jackie's parents up. She hates going to the prison, and I don't really blame her. As for Pam, I don't think anyone knows where she is. Usually Jackie gets a post card, but lately there hasn't been any word from her."

"Man, Pam is so hot, you're a lucky man Hyde, cause you know Jackie's going to be stay good looking even when she's in her forties."

Hyde's response was to frog Kelso in the arm.

"Okay, how about I put wanted, attractive slut willing to do it with me?" Fez asked the guys, trying to write his ad for a new roommate.

"You might want to widen your search buddy." Eric told him.

"You're right." He crossed off attractive.

"I think he was talking about finding a roommate who isn't a slut." Hyde told him.

"What's the point in that?" Fez asked.

Suddenly, the door opened up. "Hi Guys!" A ditzy voice said.

With an equal sense of trepidation and horror, the guys turned toward the voice. "What is all this?" She asked.

"Did you run out of married men to sleep with in Canada Laurie?" Eric asked his sister.

She gave a ditzy laugh. "Oh silly, I came back because I missed you guys!" She looked at Fez.

"Hi Fez." She said, almost shyly.

Fez just stared at her. "You have a lot of nerve coming back here." He said to her, coldly.

"I came back for you." She gave him a megawatt smile.

"No Laurie. It is too late for us. I am with someone else." He lied to her. Now, good day."

"But Fezzy!"

"I said, Good day." He turned and walked out.

Eric turned his attention back to his sister. "You're broke aren't you?"

She just laughed in response.

Fez ran into his and Jackie's apartment.

"Guess who has returned to our lives!" He sat down next to Jackie and put his head on her shoulder.

"Who Fez?" Donna asked him.

"Laurie." He sobbed into Jackie's arm. Jackie pushed him off her. "Fezzy, this shirt is silk."

He sniffed. "Oh, sorry." He turned to Brooke and started to cry on her shoulder. She rubbed his back awkwardly.

"Laurie is Eric's sister right?" She asked the other girls.

"Yep; Eric's trampy, sluty, stupid, whore of a sister." Jackie told her.

Fez looked up. "She says she wants me back."

"Well that's great Fezzy!" Jackie said.

"How is that great?" He asked her, incredulous. "You just said she's trampy, slutty, stupid and a whore."

"Yes, and that's perfect for you. Besides, you need a roommate."

"And," Donna said, "You two are already married."

"Were, we got a divorce."

"See! It works out perfectly!" Jackie smiled at Fez.

"I told her I was with someone."

"Oh, Fezzy." Jackie said sympathetically.

Fez then looked around the room, there was now stuff scattered all over the floor.

"Uh, weren't you supposed to pack all this?" He asked them.

"We did, but Jackie and I got into an argument about something she wrote in her diary, and she couldn't remember what box she packed it in so…" Donna gestured around the room.

He then looked at a giggling Brooke on the floor. "What's with her?"

"She's had a lot of wine." Donna told him

"Oh… drunk hot chick. My favorite." He said sleazily.

"I'm going to call Steven and make him come get me."

"Tell Eric to come home while you're at it." Donna told her.

Eric, Hyde and Kelso stood outside Fez and Jackie's apartment.

"In there gentlemen are two drunk women and one with raging hormones." Eric said seriously. "Good luck men and may the force be with you."

Kelso knocked on the door. Fez opened it and stepped out, closing the door behind him.

"What are you doing?" Hyde asked. All he wanted to do was get Jackie home.

"You guys do not want to go in there." He warned them.

"Yes I do."

"They're comparing." Fez hissed.

"Comparing what?"

Fez looked at Kelso like he was stupid. "Us you moron! I'm learning things about you guys that quite frankly, I didn't want to know." He looked at Hyde. "By the way, congratulations to you."

Realization dawned on the guys faces. "Tell me they aren't." Eric begged.

Fez nodded sadly. "I wish I were."

Kelso looked scared. "Maybe we should just leave them there."

Fez agreed. "They'll be fine alone. Hell, they might even get something packed."

"You mean they haven't even started to pack yet?" Hyde asked, incredulous.

"Just be grateful that Jackie can't drink." Eric tried to be helpful.

"That doesn't make me feel better, Forman." He opened the door and the guys walked in. They could hear the girls voices coming from Jackie's room.

"Wait, you realized you loved Hyde while you had sex in a gym?"

"Oh come on, Donna, like you never had sex in the gym!"

"I didn't!"

"Oh, that's too bad. You really should have."

Eric and Hyde looked at each other. "You had sex in the gym?"

Hyde shrugged. "She came on to me, wearing that cheerleader uniform of hers. What was I to do?"

Eric nodded, understanding.

They listened again to the girls.

"We did it in the library though." Donna told her.

"The spot in the back where all the anthropology books are?" "Yeah, that's a really good spot."

Hyde shook his head. He and Jackie never had sex in the library. He turned to Kelso who was grinning. Hyde jumped him.

"Ow! My eye!"

Jackie came out of the room. "Oh, I didn't realize you guys were here already."

Hyde grinned at Jackie. "What are you guys talking about in there?"

"Shopping." Jackie lied. He raised his eyebrow at her. "Really?"

She nodded. "Yep."

He took a step towards her. "You know, when you lie, your left eyebrow twitches."

"No it doesn't."

"See, it's twitching again."

"Steven, I want some french fries." She leaned up to whisper in his ear. "and you, inside me."

He grabbed her hand as she picked up her purse. "See you guys later!"

Michael Kelso never thought he would have to carry his drunken girlfriend home.

"Hey you." She slurred in his ear.

"Uh, hi. I need to put you down so I can open the door. Can you stand?"

She looked down. "Sure."

She stood, putting her arms around him. "You smell really good."

"And you smell like wine." He responded.

He opened the door. The baby sitter they had gotten for Betsy was watching TV.

"Hi!" She said, way too perky for both their ears. She got up and held out her hand for her money.

Kelso pulled out his wallet and handed her a twenty. "There you go." She ran out the door.

Brooke took the opportunity to kiss Kelso. He pulled away. "And, you taste like wine too."

Brooke frowned. "Don't you want me?" she asked.

"Normally, I'd say yes, but Brookie, you're drunk. I'd be taking advantage."

"What if I want you to take advantage!" she yelled, upset.

"Okay, now I know you're drunk. You're not being yourself."

"No Michael! I am being myself! This is myself!"

He shook his head and smiled. "No it's not, but you know what? It's okay. I like who you are. I like how serious you are. It's sexy."

She blinked. "It is?" she asked in a small voice.

"Yep, really sexy." He took her hand to lead her to the bed room. "Let's get you to bed; you're going to have a wicked hangover tomorrow morning."

After putting Brooke to bed, he went to Betsy's room to check on her. She was fast asleep her in crib. He leaned over and gave her a kiss. "Night Betsy boo."

Eric walked Donna down to their apartment. Thank god he didn't have to go far to get home.

"Eric? Why did we never have sex in the gym?"

"Because it's unsanitary?" Eric guessed.

Donna nodded. "You're right. All that sweat and dirt."

"Exactly."

She pouted. "I want to have sex in the gym."

"I think the gym is closed now, Donna."

She took his hand and started to drag him to the door. "We'll break in."

Eric shook his head. "How about we put you to bed instead?"

"We never do anything spontaneous and fun. When was the last time we had sex in public?"

"We had sex at Grooves last week." Eric reminded her.

"Jackie says that she and Steven do it in the listening pit all the time."

"That's something I didn't need to know." Eric grimaced.

"I'm serious though Eric, we need to do something spontaneous."

"Donna, we got married in secret. How more spontaneous do you want to get?"

Donna laughed and pushed Eric. "You think of something spontaneous for us to do or else!"

She walked into the bedroom. After a moment she stuck her head back out. "Are you coming?"

Eric ran into the bedroom.

It was five pm the next day.

"Eric?" Donna called her husband from their living room. She straightened her dark brown wig.

"We're going to be late!"

Eric walked out into the living room. "Why couldn't we have dressed up like Spiderman and Mary Jane Watson this year?"

Donna dragged Eric over to the mirror. "Because look at us."

Eric laughed and kissed Donna. "You do look pretty hot."

"Bad choice of words, Eric." Donna glared at Eric.

"Sorry." "How do I look?"

"I keep telling you that you look fine."

"I don't feel fine, I feel, well, dirty."

They walked up to Fez's apartment.

"I told you to stop calling here!" Fez yelled.

They knocked on the door, he answered dressed like Gilligan looking disheveled. "Your sister is driving me absolutely nuts."

"Fez, maybe you should give her a chance." Donna said.

Eric gave his opinion. "I think it's gross."

"Don't listen to Eric, Fez; you should give Laurie another shot. She's a slut, you love sluts, and it works out."

Fez took a look at Donna and Eric. "You two have a death wish don't you?"

"It's just so depressing you know, the theme for this party was to dress up like a famous couple, but I don't got anyone to dress up with, so I'm Frankenstein without his bride."

"That's great, Bob." Fez said, not listening as he was too busy looking out for his crazy ex wife. He spotted her coming through the kitchen door dressed like an angel. Who the hell was she fooling anyway? The woman was the devil and that's all there was too it.

"Aren't you listening to me?" Bob asked, but it was too late, as Fez was halfway across the room already.

Bob walked up to Brooke and Kelso. Kelso was holding Betsy who was wearing a blue dress. "Hello Miss O'Hara and Mr. Butler."

"How do?" Brooke made a curtsy.

"And this must be Bonnie Blue?" He pinched Betsy's cheek.

"You look very scary." Brooke told him sincerely.

"I just wish I had someone to be my bride." Bob told them sadly.

On the other side of the room, Kitty was watching Bob.

"Oh Red, we need to do something about Bob. He's starting to drive the kids' nuts."

Red scoffed. "The kids, if he's driving anyone nuts it's me." "Speaking of kids though, where are the ones who actually belong to us?"

Kitty shrugged. "They went to get ice. I'm sure they'll be back soon, but right now we have more important things to worry about. We need to find Bob a girlfriend."

"No we don't."

He saw the pointed look he was getting. "Shit."

Donna and Eric came in through the kitchen. "We've got the ice."

Red took the bags and took the ice back to the kitchen as the doorbell rang.

Kitty answered it and gasped. "Oh my gosh, you two look so…" She could find the right words. Jackie and Hyde came in wearing their costumes.

Eric, Donna, Hyde and Jackie stood frozen as they stared at each other.

Kelso looked at them confused. "They're you and you're them."

Fez ran up to them. "Help me!" he tried to duck behind Donna.

"Fezzy?" A voice called. "Where are you?"

"Ai!" He ran away again.

Laurie came up to them and started to laugh. "Oh look at you guys. Did you plan this out or something?"

"Nice shirt, Forman."

"I'll wash it before I return it."

"See that you do."

Jackie shook her head. "I can't believe you and Eric dressed up as us! That's so sweet!"

Donna looked over at Hyde. "Did you give her something?"

Hyde just shrugged. "She's been in a good mood today, so no one say anything to ruin it."

There was another knock at the door. Kitty went to open it. Outside stood Jackie's mom.

"Hello everyone!"

Hyde groaned. "And it's ruined."

Pam walked in. "Hi Jackie dear." She walked up to her daughter who was staring incredulously. "Oh Jackie, what did you do to your hair?"

"It's a wig mom." Jackie rolled her eyes.

"Oh good, I was worried for a minute." Pam laughed.

"Mom, what are you doing here?" Jackie asked.

"Oh honey, I have the best news."

"I do too mom." Jackie grinned.

"Oh honey, there's no way your news could possibly be as great as mine." Pam said, condescendingly. Both Jackie and Hyde glared.

"Jackie, I got married."

"Why couldn't you have just told me on a postcard like the time you told me that you were getting a divorce from dad?" She looked over at her friends. "That was my personal favorite."

They all nodded. "It took two circles just to get her calmed down." Eric remembered.

Fez pouted. "So does this mean me and Pam can't do it?"

Laurie scowled and took Fez's hand. "We need to talk." She pulled Fez into the kitchen.

Jackie turned back to Pam. "So who is the poor bastard this time? A pilot? A doctor? A used car dealer?"

"He's a businessman, and he makes me happier than I have ever been."

"That's great mom. Almost as great as the time you told me that every other man you've slept with made you happier than you've ever been."

Pam laughed. "Oh sweetie, I was lying those times. This time I mean it." She touched Jackie's hair. "Jackie, I don't want to be rude, but you seem to have put on some weight."

"I put on weight because I'm having a baby, mom."

"When was the wedding?" Pam asked.

"There hasn't been one yet." Jackie admitted.

"You got pregnant before you got married? Honey, people are going to talk."

Hyde took a step forward. "If it helps, I plan on marrying her as soon as the baby is born."

Pam stared at him and then looked back at Jackie. "Jackie, you're marrying him? The poor boy that kept breaking into our house?"

Hyde looked over at Eric. "I keep telling her that I never took anything, but she doesn't believe me." Eric grinned. "You could always tell her the truth, that you were doing naughty things to her daughter." Hyde grinned back. "That would be even worse, and yes, I should."

Jackie sighed. "Yes, it's to Steven."

"Is he the same man who is the father of your baby?"

Jackie blinked back tears and ran out the door. Hyde quickly followed her.

Bob walked up to Kitty and Red. "Well, things are getting pretty awkward around here, so I'm gonna take off. See you two tomorrow." He walked out. As soon as he left, Kitty looked at the other kids. "We really need to do something about Bob."

Eric looked at his friends and smiled. "It looks like Operation Millennium Falcon is back in business!"

The kids and Red groaned.

"What about Joanne?" Kitty suggested.

"But I hate Joanne." Red whined.

"What about the woman who works at the bakery?" Kitty tried again.

"I don't think Bob is her type." Eric told his mom.

"There's always Midge." Kelso said hopefully.

Donna shook her head. "No way, my parents are not getting back together and that's final."

Jackie sat on the back of the El Camino, picking at her skirt, her wig next to her.

"I brought you a deviled egg." Hyde offered her one.

She took it. "Thanks."

He sat next to her on the bed. "I know your mom is hot and all, but I really don't like her."

Jackie laughed. "Did you know that Chrissy married Michaels brother?"

"Huh. Weird."

Jackie nodded in agreement. "She just drives me so crazy. It's bad enough when other people imply I'm a slut, but when it's my own mother?"

Hyde grimaced. "I'm sorry." He tucked her hair behind her ears.

"Me too, Steven." "So, how long do you think my mother's marriage will last?"

"I give it two months." He smiled. He stood up and grabbed her hand. "Come on Jackie Sunshine, let's go back inside."

They walked back inside where Pam was talking to Red and Kitty. "We're leaving in two weeks, so I have to sell the house."

Jackie blinked. "You're selling the house?"

"Jackie, George is French; we're going to live in Paris! I can't keep the house." She gave Jackie a condescending pat on the shoulder. "I better get going." She blew Jackie a kiss and walked out the door.

Donna stood up from the couch. "We should probably go make sure Fez is okay."

She and Eric walked into the kitchen to find the former lovers. Jackie and Hyde followed them.

They instantly turned back around.

"Well, that was disgusting." Eric said.

"I think I may be blind." Donna said.

"Does anyone have any bleach?" Jackie asked.

"No amount of film is ever going to make that image go away." Hyde said.

"What's going on in there?" Red came up to them and asked.

"Nothing dad, nothing at all." Eric told him nervously as he tried to block the door.

Red gave him a look and pushed past him. "I don't believe…"He opened the door. "You."

"Oh my god! Get off my daughter you sick pervert!" Red ran into the kitchen.

Two hours later,

Fez and Laurie were in her bedroom with nothing but a sheet over them.

"This doesn't change anything." He said to her. "I'm still mad at you."

She turned to face him. "I know. I was stupid, but I realized while I in Canada that I've been searching for love, and I didn't need to because it was here all along."

He gave her a glare. "What makes you think I love you?"

"You don't?" She said sadly. "but Jackie said that you…"

"Jackie said what? When did you talk to Jackie?"

"Last week. She called and said you still had feelings for me."

He remembered the conversation he had with Jackie about Laurie. He knew he should be mad, but this was exactly the kind of thing Jackie did. He turned to Laurie. "Well, maybe I do. But I'm still mad!"

"Mad enough to walk out now or mad enough for angry sex?"

"Uh…."

She took her opportunity and pounced on him.

"I guess I'll take option two."

"Smart choice."

Hyde and Jackie sat in the listening pit listening to The Eagles; both were now out of their costumes and into their regular clothes.

"Have I ever told you that you're my witchy woman?"

Jackie laughed. "Not since yesterday, no."

"See how high she flies…" Hyde sang.

Jackie put her head on Hyde's shoulder and looked at her ring. "It's going to be weird not having the house anymore."

"Well, out with the old, in with the new right?"

"Mmmhmm." Jackie mumbled sleepily into Hyde's shirt.

"She's got the moon in her eyes." Hyde kissed the top of Jackie's forehead.

NEXT Time.

Eric tries to find something spontaneous for him and Donna to do, Kelso plans his bachelor party and a hormonal Jackie goes on the rampage.