Summary: Katie Walker was a 14 year old girl who was an otaku. She takes up classes on martial arts and has a slave named Yuusuke Usui. However, one thing led to another and suddenly she and her slave manage to actually fall through the screen in a cinema and find themselves in a familiar world known as the Anime World and actually meet Ciel and Sebastian.

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OCs (KATIE WALKER/YUUSUKE USUI/EMMA TATE/MINAMI TOKURA/HARU FUJISAKI)

BTW, THE OC IS THE FANFIC PIC.

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Sebastian's sudden 'confession' or some people may call it a 'declaration' was left unquestioned. The demon chose to excuse himself to avoid any comments made by me; who was licked at the neck and was still a little dazed. Casualties; maybe he was talking about the two Grim Reapers which were William and Undertaker? I wasn't sure, and I couldn't get my answer sooner than I expected.

I pushed him off me, and slammed my palm on my neck which now was covered in demon saliva. "W-Whaa…?" My voice broke as the smirk remained on the demon's face. "Why did you…?" I coughed, suddenly feeling hot. My neck was oddly warm and I found it difficult to continue my question. I uncomfortably shifted. We were no longer walking, and soon enough the two carriages caught up with us.

"Is something the matter?" The Lord Phantomhive asked gruffly. He didn't have time for this. We were wasting daylight, and Ciel was never patient; that made Lord Henry Barrymore far worse. My cheeks warmed once I shifted my eyes onto Yuusuke who had a small smirk of his own.

I shook my head and busied myself by chewing on my bottom lip nervously. What happened just now had to be something every Black Butler fangirl wanted to experience. I should just… enjoy it, right? I don't know… Perhaps I should just wack my head with a glass bottle or something if otherwise.

However, maybe I should ask Sebastian why the sudden interest. I mean; is it because I'm a Dimension Traveler, is that all? Was that the whole reason? It made sense, maybe; since he was the only demon working under the Phantomhive name. It would only be rational that Ciel would order him to do such a thing because he didn't want to go through such a trouble which included a bunch of demons and angels after me. Plus, the sooner Sebastian claims or eats me, the faster he returns back to serious Sebastian who can control his thirst for my blood. At least, I think that's how it is.

I turned to Sebastian with a small twinge of confidence. Alright, here goes nothing. I opened my mouth and spoke aloud. "Young Master," He abruptly cut me off before I could have the chance to ask him my questions. "It seems that Miss Katie no longer feels comfortable with my presence, perhaps she should have a different escort?"

W-What? I eyed him. What made him think that? Ciel spared a glance at me before nodding. "It seems that you are right, Sebastian." I am not! Hey, dude! Back me up! I screamed out in my mind, asking for the usual idiot for help. However, the only reply which came by was a small groan. I glanced at her and groaned as well. She was drunk. I suppose that lick was too much for my perverse friend that she had to drink in order to restrain herself from actually raping Sebastian here and now.

"Very well, then. Bard" The blonde American's head popped out curiously. "It seems that Katie does not enjoy the presence of Sebastian. You can keep her company, right?" Bard shrugged and said sure before stepping down from the carriage. I watched with narrowed eyes as Sebastian climbed back up Ciel's carriage, his playful eyes never once leaving mine. Ciel ignored my upsetting eyes to declare that it was getting late and that we hadn't much time left.

And thus, our entourage continued the journey once more. I sighed for the hundredth time since I was still a bit aggravated from that interaction with Sebastian. Bard couldn't help but ask me, "What did that butler do to you?" His voice dripped with that American accent, making me remember that he was beside me, walking along the path I had been walking on.

I almost jumped up in surprise. Luckily, I managed to keep both my feet on the ground. "Well… er, he said something pretty weird." That was technically the truth. "And then when I tried to ask him about it, this happened" I gestured to his new presence by my side. "I never knew that Sebastian could be this weird…"

Bard shrugged. "Hasn't he always been like that?" He's got a point there… the demon WAS in love with cats and I think he'd rape one if possible. I shivered, creeped out, when I tried to picture… such a scene. Someone get me a bucket!

"That butler… grrr…" I could tell Bard was pissed with Sebastian. Bard loved destruction and explosions –like a certain Deidara (1), am I right?- while Sebastian was the complete opposite. He was the one who had to clean up after Bard's messes and always ruined the blonde's fun. Plus, he DID always have a habit of discouraging the poor cook who was terrible at his job. "One day, I'll show him

that I can do something! That darn butler!"

It was kind of weird seeing Bard complaining about Sebastian. It was probably because not many people actually dislike Sebastian. Why, you ask; because he was perfect! He had the hotness, he had the politeness, he had the gentlemanly aura and he owned thee awesomeness! Why are you complimenting someone you should be mad at for sexually harassment? Sebastian's too hot to be mad at! You're right… he's too hot!

Other than that reason, Sebastian was usually the one who'd complain about Bard. Here are the few basic topics he has used to converse with the Young Master Ciel about our dear friend, Baldroy; "Young Master, Bard has yet again destroyed another kitchen of yours", "Young Master, Bard has set fire to the garden", "Young Master, Bard has successfully managed to bomb tonight's dinner. I request another few minutes to prepare the meal once more"

Ah, Bard. You're hopeless…

"But it's pretty weird. I thought you'd just kill him straight. And I thought I was the one who's be patting his back right now" Bard pointed out. "Instead you just… walked away. Why?"

I smugly looked at him with an impressed smile. Mwoh…? He actually caught on. "Well, to be honest; I realize that these days… I've been pretty harsh on Yuusuke"

"Really? What'd you do?"

"Hmm… let's see… I forced him to become my butler, I separated him from his real family in Japan, I sort of kicked him in the balls from behind, kicked him around, punched him, and probably killed his pride too by allowing Lizzie to… you know what happened, right?" Bard gawked, suddenly feeling immense pity for Yuusuke, his friend. 'This little girl is a real sadistic monster, alright', he mumble- Wha-hey! I heard that! He backed away from me, making me feel as though he was scared of me. "I'm not gonna kick anyone's balls anymore, honest!" I promised loudly. REMEMBER KIDS; THIS IS WHAT EVIL LOOKS LIKE!

Bard's stiff shoulders relaxed, allowing me to continue. "As I was saying, so I realized that I never thanked him for enduring the pain. Plus, he's always been by my side for all this time. And he's… well… a really good friend of mine… so…" I shyly admitted, looking away. "So… I guess you can say that I'm trying to control my temper, for his sake"

He raised a brow. "Really?" I nodded quickly, feeling warmth spread across my cheeks once more. "Wow, that's real considerate of you" We continued to walk at a moderate pace as the other two carriages followed us. I kicked the dirt with my boots just to feel the heck out of it while Bard continued to look impressed. "I think he'll really appreciate it. But what he did just now, I hope you'll forgive him! I'm sure he'll apologize soon enough"

I shrugged. To be honest, I don't really care if he's going to apologize. I think it's fair for him not to since I never do apologize to him when I hurt his pride both physically and mentally. So, I just got what's coming to me, I guess. "It doesn't matter if he plans to or not. Because I plan to throw him a celebration while we're here!"

"Are you sure you should do it here?" He asked, remembering the terrible taste the villagers had for decorations. "I mean; I don't think he's a fan of Horror"

I winked playfully at him. "Trust me! You'll know it till you see it!"

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We finally entered the inner areas of the village where there was no mist or fog. I spotted the blue sea. The view was even better than the one in the anime. I mean; now that I was up close I could REALLY see the beauty.

"Now that's a bit more like it!" Bard exclaimed, awing at the truly magnificent view from up here. "Is this what you were talkin' about?" He asked, unable to pry his eyes off the water which reflected the light shining from the bright sun which was now visible. I nodded, sending him a proud look which he was unable to see.

Turning behind, I could see the others busying themselves as they also decided to look at the beach. The colors of the water changed from blue to a darker shade or a lighter shade as the sun disappeared and reappeared once more. Ciel took a short brief glance at it before turning away to act like a boss as usual. LIKE A BOSS! LIKE A BOSS. LIKE A BOSS! LIKE A BOSS.

And thus the constant repeatings of the sentence repeated till… well... NEXT SCENE!

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We entered the village area where we could see buildings and people. It wasn't a very colorful and cheerful village. It was quite greyish and more like a ghost town –not many people walking around and it was very silent. Even though there was no fog; the aura still stood for its name –down right creepy!

I flinched at the sound of a bark. Don't get me wrong; I don't hate dogs. I just tend to get a more jumpy than I usually am when I confront them. It's most probably because I had a bad past with them. When I was 4, I remember being chased by 3 big, black dogs. I had bruises, scars and a broken leg. I was then saved by a boy. He was around 10 years old. He brought me to the orphanage and he gave me a new life. His name was Hiro. I've always treated Hiro like an older brother since he had this habit of sticking with me. He always protected me and loved me like a little sister. One day, there was this couple that came in and they wanted Hiro to be their son. Hiro's never been picked before. Many couples said that he was too old and that his chance was gone. He said that he would go with a condition; he wanted me to come along. I was 6 at that time, but they didn't want me. He didn't want to go, but I told him to. An opportunity like that might never come again. He felt guilty, sure, but I didn't mind. He was a good guy, so he pretty much deserved a good family that loved him. I didn't want him to suffer because of me.

I looked to my right and noticed a brown haired guy kneeling down as he played with a dog. The other dogs in the cage a few meters away from him were watching them socialize –I presume. "Ah~" I heard Mey Rin moan as she stared at him dreamily. "It's as if he's cuddling me as well"

I merely chuckle. "Trust me Mey-Rin, you can do MUCH better than him" I talk to myself even though she couldn't hear me from such a distance. "There are hot guys everywhere. There are two hotties on that carriage," I gestured to Yuusuke and Sebastian. Don't get me wrong. Yuusuke's hot and all but I'm not into him, alright?! "One cutie there and one cutie next to you" Ciel and Finnian. "And one who's your ideal type right here"

Bard shot an annoyed glance at me. "What are you talkin' about, you kid?"

I merely grinned playfully poked his cheek just for the heck of it, making his annoyance grow as he prayed that my craziness and randomness was not infectious.

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I eyed the two fellow Americans who got all chatty as they strolled along like they were in a park. Honestly, was she seriously going to walk there all the way? I rolled my eyes and focused back to where I was since we seemed to be nearing our destination.

"We're nearing the allocated destination, Ci-Young Master" I voiced out my words, almost forgetting that I had to call him 'Young Master'. No, I do NOT like Ciel. Why? Because he completely spoils Katie! That girl didn't deserve all goody goody stuff! However, yeah sure. I feel a little bad for teasing her and all just now. But I can apologize later! Why would I apologize right now? I'm still bloody mad at her for bringing us here for no bloody reason! And all of a sudden I'm speaking Ronald Weasley language! Bloody Hell! This British atmosphere is changing you! You're probably right!

I looked around at the surroundings which were extremely dog-friendly. "Ugh… so many dogs" I groaned out. I wasn't a fan of dogs.

Ciel's eyebrows rose. "Oh? You don't like dogs, Yuusuke?"

I shook my head. "I guess you can say we never got along. One bit my foot once and it was infectious. I couldn't walk for a whole month. Ever since then, dogs have been growling at me when I walk by like I have some sort of dog disease or something…"

"Then, what kind of animal do you like, Mr. Usui?" Sebastian asked with that monotonous voice of his. I don't know why, but ever since he had some kind of conversation with Katie; he's been grinning like some guy who's accomplished something.

I had a real bad feeling about that. "Rabbits" I answered simply. "They were cute and fluffy. Plus they weren't really hard to handle either." Ciel made a sound that sounded like a huff, making me sigh. "And before you ask, I don't really mind cats. They're not bad, for sure. But sometimes their need for affection is a little too much. If you like, pet them a few times. The next day, the thing's following you all the way home; making your brother adopt her. They're way too clingy"

Sebastian smirked. "Ah, right. I forgot that you were one who got bored with only one. You are the type who enjoys more than one, correct?"

Ignoring the demon's smart comment, I asked him. "How about you, Sebastian?"

"I prefer the presence of a feline." I expected that. He was in LOVE with them for Kami's sake! I'm telling you, he'd rape one when possible! What does he see in them anyway? "The smoothness of their skin make glass feel jealous, the sweet temptation which one feels whenever they let out their elegant noises bring the quality of fine music to deflate" Ew… That sounded so wrong. "Their adorable and small-like paws make me yearn to be as beautiful as such a creature!"

Although I was facing forwards, I could still see the all of a sudden bright backdrop behind the erotic-faced Sebastian who finally decided to seize his poem-reading for one day. Ciel raised an eyebrow at his butler. "You like cats?" Sebastian nodded calmly. "Then what are your exact feelings for dogs?" That's right; Katie mentioned yesterday that Sebastian didn't like dogs. What were the demon's actual thoughts about this particular species, I wonder? His figure tensed behind me as the backdrop shattered like glass.

"Bonding their wills via a carrot and stick approach instils obedience in them. Such a wonderful scene, is it not?" He asked from the scene earlier with the dogs. "However, the dogs themselves are also to blame. Doing everything they can to court humans and gladly accepting a collar around their neck…" Cats do the same thing, but rabbits don't wear collars!

"It is a completely unfathomable concept to me." Ciel looked around, finally realizing his surroundings. I followed his actions and did so myself. "Well then, to answer your question, my lord, I shall. While I am quite a cat person, I do not like dogs." I looked up and noticed a couple eyeing us like we were bad news. "Actually, I detest them." Detest? Wow, that was weird…

"Woof!"

I gave him a thumbs up without looking at him. He was genius. Just, Genius.

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I then noticed we were reaching a two-pathway as Bard continued to elaborate about the

"Take a left here, Miss Katie" Sebastian informed me loudly. I nodded and waved him off. We took the one on the left which would lead up to a lone house, or small mansion. I didn't know the difference. If I remember correctly, we were at some guy named Lord Henry Barrymore or something's house. As we arrived in front of the place, a flash or purple and white appeared out of the corner of my eye. One word; Angela. I gritted my teeth. When she first saw me, her eyes widened as if she was surprised that a Dimension Traveler would make an appearance! However, she then smirked joyously as if she totally saw through me and approached Sebastian to ask if we were the company they had been expecting.

Sebastian nodded as he eyed her with suspicion. Excellent job, Sebastian! Angela bowed and welcomed us to Barrymore Castle. Castle, she says. This place isn't even that big!I knew it was Barrymore! She said that her master was waiting for our arrival. Yuusuke whistled lowly, checking the maid out. I'll have to warn him later on, I suppose.

"Aah-choo!" I sneezed into a handkerchief that Ciel had given me earlier. Apparently, I also had a bit of a cold.

"Bless you" Angela said, and I thanked her. I know, I know; I just thanked a total perfectionist who is a bad guy in this story. But it was the polite thing to do! I suddenly realized that this story is sort of like The Lego Movie! Oh my god, it is! Sebastian as Batman, awesome! The servant trio awed at the pretty maid. Finni was the one who was mostly attracted to her.

Sebastian helped me down the carriage, followed by Ciel. We then entered the so-called-castle with Angela walking in front of us. We followed her into a room where there were lots of… ugh… dead animals. I shivered outwardly at the sight of their heads. "C-Creepy…" I mumbled as I stared at them. There were deer, bears, deer, deer, more deer… What does this guy have against deers!? I'm surprised you out of all people would ask that question…

WHIP!

"Kyaa!" I look to my right to find Lord Barry-I-don't-like-deer-more whipping the perfectionist maid, Angela. "What's with this little Chihuahua? I was told to welcome the Queen's envoy!" Ciel deadpanned as the background changed and turned into colorful colors and on them were the many copies of the word; Chihuahua. Sebastian however was unamused as he stared. Yuusuke did the same as though he was used to it. We were also in chibi mode. I looked down at myself. "Interesting…" I mumbled.

WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!

"Angela, are you not even capable of something as simple as that?" He yelled. I don't get why he has to be that dramatic. You aren't the only one wondering that…

My eye twitched. Man, that doesn't look pretty… Just remember that the stupid maid is an angel. I think I'd know that! I'm not stupid enough to actually- You know what? What? Let's do it! Say what?!

"CHICKEN WINGS!" Darth Vader screamed outwardly, making the whipping seize and everyone's eyes on me like I was some crazy mamacita. My screaming stopped as I looked around proudly to see what I've done. "Good! Now that I have your attention-"

"-How dare you scream at me, you insolent little rodent?!" The man barked back, furious. "Would you like to join her to suffer the same fate-"

"OI!" I shouted even louder than the tone he had used earlier, making him flinch back in shock. "WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

"Who do you think you're talking to, you child?!"

I pointed at him rudely. "There!" I yelled. "Yes, you! The ugly pig-faced fatso in the shit-colored suit!" I heard Yuusuke muffle a chuckle with a palm slapped to his mouth. "I'm talking to you! Not your fat butt, not your ugly beard! You know, I happen to be a fan of beards! If I was ever a guy, I'd want a freakin' beard! But after seeing yours, YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO BEARDMEN-KIND!"

His eye twitched wildly. However, he made no move to deny the fact that he was, indeed, a disgrace to BeardMen Kind. He really is, isn't he? Yes, yes he is… "Now! The thing that I was trying to say was…" I gestured down at the lady with her knees on the floor looking as injured as possible. "Why did you whip her?"

"It's called teaching! It's how we make our pets behave!"

"TEACHING?!" I screeched out. "DAFAQ YOU BE TALKIN' BOUT BITCH?! DID YOUR FUCKIN' MOTHAA TEACH YOU LIKE THAT?!"

He backed up, probably a bit taken aback. "N-No…"

"YOU WANT ME TO FUCKIN' CALL YOUR MA? I CAN CALL HER RIGHT NOW! TELL HER; YEAH, HELLO. YEAH HI MRS. BARRYMORE! YOU KNOW-" I played with my hair as I placed my invisible phone on my ear just to mock him- "Henney-Wenney's been whipping… And he says that it's called teaching~"

For some reason, the look on Angela's face was just priceless. Seriously, I never thought the woman could make such a derpy face! MUAHAHHA! He laughed haughtily. "My mother's been dead for years!"

I shook my head, disappointed in his behaviour. And he thinks it's a good thing… "EXCELLENT! JUST EXCELLENT! SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YA BUT YOUR MA'S BEEN SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW, WATCHIN' YOU WITH THOSE OWL-NIGHT EYES OF HERS AS YOU CONTINUE TO BREAK HER ALREADY BROKEN HEART!"

Yuusuke, Ciel and Sebastian followed my example and shook their heads. "Tsk, tsk… naughty Henney-Wenney"

"Which is filled with disappointment!" Yuusuke added.

I snapped my fingers and nodded. "Yup! Yup! He's right!" Oh my gawd, this is fun… keke! IKR! "ANOTHER THING MY FRIEND DARTH VADER WOULD LIKE TO ASK; YOUR NAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE LORD BARRYMORE RIGHT?" She emphasized the 'Barry'. The latter nodded hesitantly. "THEN TELL ME!" Gesturing with an arm out, she mentioned the decorations which hung on the wall. "WHY ARE THERE MORE DEERS THAN BEARS, HUH?!"

SILENCE

"W-What?" Everyone asked in disbelief.

I sighed, devastated that the others haven't realized it yet. "LOOK AROUND PEOPLE! YOU SEE THOSE HEAD DECORATION THINGIES! THERE ARE MORE DEERS THAN BEARS!" My head snapped towards the owner of this house. "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH DEERS, HUH? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!" I hissed with the fake venom I managed to find in a few storage boxes located in my random mind. "YOUR NAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE LORD BEAR-Y-MORE! NOT LORD DEER-Y-MORE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Finally, he raised his whip and took a flick of his wrist before the weapon came crashing down towards me. I effortlessly take hold of the other end and yanked it hard, causing Lord Barrymore to fall on his face. As he took time to raise it, I folded the whip and handed it to Yuusuke for the moment. I grabbed him by his hair and pulled him up to face me. His eyes were red and wide, ready to kill me… if he even could, I added chastely. "I AM GONNA CALL MY FRIENDS, ELLIOT AND BOOG (2), AND IMMA TELL 'EM THEY GOT SOME MEAT TO EAT! AND THAT MEAT'S YOU, FOOL!"

I let him go and ignored the slumped form of Lord Barrymore on his floor once more. Going towards Yuusuke, I patted his shoulder kindly. "Keep this weapon to protect yourself, young one" Sebastian smiled wryly at Yuusuke while Ciel's eyes sparkled in amusement -awkward! He just rolled his eyes and kept it in his humongous pocket… Hmm… I nodded approvingly and decided to make my exit. However, I stop halfway to pause and add another comment to the Lord Henry Barrymore before Katie Walker would leave the building.

"IMMA SUE YOU IN COURT TOMORROW! STAY SEXXAY BITCHEZ!"

(Background: "Who was that?", "I have never seen her in my entire life.", "She did not come with us", and finally. "Please ignore everything that has just happened for she is a simple nutcase")

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And from that day forth, Lord Henry Barrymore learnt his lesson to never approach a crazy nutcase again; for, he might just lose his whip again.

THE END

…. for now… hue hue hue…

References: Deidara (1) member of Akatsuki. One of the famous and popular villains in the anime, Naruto Shippuden. This particular character has a peculiar love for explosions and destructions and claims that they are true art.

Elliot and Boog (2) a deer and a bear respectively from the movie Open Season.

I'm still waiting for more entries! I hope people will join because the competition is easy and doesn't require any talent or anything. It just requires your honesty and what you think about the story.

What did you think of this chapter? Sorry if there's not much action. He he he!

I shall see you in the next chapter where I announce the winner, probably!