CHAPERR 2 DA WORLDE MEETINGE ND MA BETIFULL LUSUS
2day I waz goin 2 da hetlia worlde meetind wif ma moiril Paragay nd everything waz lookin grate and it was sunny and warm nd nice outside and da son wuz out end it was not snowing amnd i wuz so happi! but den I started 2 feeel deprezzed and da kawaii guy was like "nuuu don't get depresses I don't want u to commit suidide" nd I waz all like "why do u even care u stupids baka" nd he waz like "I HAVE A CONFESSIN 2 MAIK" nd i sayd "wut iz it jappy-senpai im so excited!111" and he sayd "I LUV U ALTERNIA" becuz I represent da untry ov alturnia in hetalua! su wwe becam matespritz nd livd happly eva afta and I decided to ride on ma lusis 2 hiz maison n ditz a mazical flyin PEGAOCTACORN datz rainbow nd sparkly nd kawaii. nd paraguy cam 2 cuz shez ma kawaii moirail.
me nd paraguay waked in2 jappanz house and I waz all like "bonjour" and he waznt dere but den I saw him wak out wit ANTARTEECUH who iz a stooped satinist slut. i started sobin tearz ov sparkly ranbowz blud nd it waz kowai nd i say "ur cheetin on me 4 antartica?" "non crystallina iz nut wat u tink!"
i ran outta da house sobbin nd when I got bak 2 mah hive i slit mah rists, rainow blud spillin all ova da floor. I waz so deprezzed :'( i wunted 2 commit sooicid but i waz immortal nd couldn't so i got paragay 2 killl antarteecuh and she killed her so kwaiily nd I was so happi agin!111 su me nd kiku got back 2getha nd me nd antarteecuh becam kissmesiz. Nd my austicistis waz nepta nd ma moiral wz paragay nd mah lusus ET MES MATESPRITES WERE JAPAN AND DRAKO.
Plz revoow stupid stanistz I no u kiek mah storee but ur just 2 shy 2 revoow!111 im gonna slit mah ristz just like crystalline if u don't revoow!