CHAPTER 5: Aridia dies
AN: stoop faming mah storee u bakaz!111 da raisin why my speling is so bad iz cuz my fist languag is FRENSH not anglais!111
2day i was layin on my bed chatting wif my matespit kartkat on le petserchum and we wre talkin all sexi-like 2 eachotha. i sent him a pic opf da gorgeus dresss i bot yestrday and he sayd i d lick beautiful in it cuz i look sexy in everythingy. id met karpat last week and it waz luv at first cite/
da dress was pink wif heart-shapd dimandz all over it and had a poofy lavendre skit. it waz sleevles et lowcut, showin off mah huge bobs.
mah convisation waz interupted wen i get a messsage frum vrikse!11111 she had god and bad newz. da good news was dat she thught i look KAWAII DESU SUGOI in mah dress but da bad newz was dat she couldnbt find aradai!11 she waznt in heer hive and sje was sasd since she wunted to go on a ddouble date wiuf her and thor and sooperman sins dey were datin now!111
i tried to calll ariada on mah kawaii desu pink sellphon butt she wudnt aswer!111 :( i waz so worried dat i cried sexie tearz of mah rainbow highblood. karkit den tell me dat he knew where shje was! "se waz kidnapped! by da DARK ONE!" he screamed so we went 2 da home of da DARK ONE to fnid her riding on mah betiful lusus butwhem we got there we had da most teribl newz! "ur 2 late, bakaz!" said da DARK ONE. "shez dead. i MURDRED HER MWAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE"!1111
will crystalinna brgn her frond bak 2 lief? fnid ot soooon, nakamaz!1111111111111