AN: IM SUUU GLAD U LEIK MAH KAWAII STOREE BUT ITZ NUT A PARODI WHY WOULD U TINK DAT? *criez sexitears ov blud* plz giv me kawaii reviez u bakas or ur soul will belong 2 da DARK ONE and ANTARTEECUH!111
da DARK ONE lookd me in my sparky rainbo eyez. he says "ur friend aradias ded. and her sole iz mine. MINE!"
i cried and slit mah ristz.
he said 2 me dat dere waz 1 wai 2 save hur...to giv him MY SOUL. he wantd it cuz it waz soooo kawaii desu ne!1111
i agrred cuz i waz suc a nice frend and waz immoral so he coldnt hav my soul! i had triked da DARK ONE!1111
su arida kam back 2 lied and we hugged but not in a romancy way eeeeewww u bakaz why would u think tat?/
and da DARK ONE got furios. he new we triked him afta we left. he decided 2 send hiz armee of unkawaii darkhound bakaz after us!111 and dey had da balefirez!11111
revoow u statanistic bakabakaz!11