chapte 8 da chase beginz!111
me et my frendz wer runnin from da darkhoundz!11 1 of dem bit da sleeve off of ma kawaii lavendre gown and i waz so furious dat i summoned da powerz of da great god SHREK to kill it and it was amazing!
but da DARK ONE waznt done wif hiz planz. hed deicied to tem up wif antarteecuh abd damra an sychelles 2 kill us. but im immortal hahahaha so i stole da balefirez from dem and tred 2 kill dem. but they wer protected...by DA DRAGINZ! daneris had joined there side, that stoopid baka bith! so had lionblaze! TRAITORZ! but vriksa had a plan. she took ot her sellfone at she called doctor who!111 he flew by in his tardis and tuk us back in time!
*backwordz timeskip lol*
it was a log, log tim agoo...da DARK ONE waz nut yet born...and i had da power. da power to destoy dem all the bad guyz. and now waz da time da time to uze it. so i found da mommy of da dark one and me et all mah friendz et matepits souted U BAKA NEVER HAVE CHILDRENZ CUZ DEY WILL BE EVUL!1111
and she said ok and sent us forwad in tim since she was also da sister of doctor hoo.
i blaked ot.
when i wok up i fond mysefl in de armz of one of da kawaiiest most sexiest guyz id eva seen! "hi gorgeos" he sayd 2 me. "hi handsom" i repondred sexily,"my name is crystalina delpinium watz urs?"
"edword kullen" he said and gave me a kiss on mah lips. i saw his whit, pointi teeeth. "oo vampir?" i asked. "yes he aswered secuctivly"
"ooh i alwayz wunted un vampire az mah matespit!111"
"will u marri me?" he asked.
"of corse!" i tel him and kiss him pasionutlie.
but den i turnd arond and saw someone.
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da DARKFRIENDZ and der army of pokermon!1111
will we suvive? fnid ot sooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
REVOOW U PREPPY STATISTICS!111