A/N: NO, I'M NOT DEAD! Woot! Now, down to business.

The anonymous writer, Cindy, has earned my eternal respect and admiration. Keen sense of detail, you have much of. Thank you Fire Chief for your request for the anime guys.

I encourage this, cause, well, I have an idea who I think is a definite Bishonen, but I have no idea who YOU guys think is a Bishonen. And I don't know a lot of Animes to begin with, just a small list ;)
So, yeah, please keep asking, and I'll be sure to add them. If not a big part, a bigger part in the future chapters.

WARNING: Major obsessions. Over-doing it crushes. Sci-fi'ish. Sorry, the science involved will probably never happen. Some flirtaous attitude towards possible favorite characters. I recommend imagining yourself in her place if your the jealous type.

Oh yeah, and please read the later on A/N for an important thing in which the reader actually might be apart of the story.


Neji inwardly smirked. "The SOSMC want a fight? We'll give them one."

Chapter 5; Everything just might become clear

The girl with the SOSMC uniform stayed still, remained silent. People were starting to get pissed, it was sure.

Mugen pushed to the clearing and grabbed the girl by the shirt, pulling her, along with the chair, towards him.

"Bitch, would you like to continue?"

"Mugen!"

Her eyes stayed calm and emotionless. Ever so slowly, she closed her eyes, and opened them again.

The light in her eyes dissolved and then, like an explosion erupting from her, an echo of some sort knocked everyone down. All of them, even the most disciplined of the bunch, like Jin or Gaara, struggled to maintain balance and fell over, and all of them, no matter how strong, felt helpless on their backs just like turtles that have been flipped over.

A second wave of vibration came with the words, "Geen..."

And, (the perspective of what happened next will be given by a certain feline martial artist(Taken entirely by random)), they all immediately flattened against the ground. Their eyes dilated, then shrunk to the size of a pencil point.

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Kyo awoke on his back. His vision met with darkness. Adjusting to the dim light, he realized that there was a faint green light on the sides of a long metal road. Behind them, were these large metal glass tanks. They were fogged, and he couldn't see into them.

Getting to his feet with difficulty, he felt as though he had been asleep a long time, he wandered down the path, his sneakers making clanking sounds as they hit the metal surface.

Reaching the end of the path, he came across only another path, filled with more tanks and more intersections that led to even more of them.

"What the hell is this anyway?" He questioned to himself, and peered into one of them, squinting as if that would help him see better. What he saw made him back up and crash into the opposite tank across from it.

He saw himself.

At first, he thought he was looking into a mirror. But no. He was looking at himself, asleep. Unless this was a dream, this was VERY strange. What was going on?

That phrase kept echoing in his head. He turned into the tank he was leaning against, just to make sure it wasn't just some weird mirror he was looking into. He saw a face he hated. Yuki.

In another one: Hotohori

Another one: Yukito

And another one: Roy Mustang

And another one: Hao Asakura

Kurama

Roronoa Zoro

Hiei

Jin

Gaara

Sasuke

Mugen

Ryoma

Himself

Kyo collapsed to his knees. "What is going on here?" This was very strange. He felt like his brain was going to burst, this was so confusing.

There was clanking heard a few feet away. Kyo looked and his eyes widened. What they wore was an old uniform, and in fact, they still wore sneakers and a separate black shirt with capris pants, but it was no mistaking it. They still had the insignia on their right breast.

SOSMC.

Kyo scrambled to his feet and shimmied between two of the tanks.

"...almost time."

"I can't wait!"

"...oooh... Sasuke-kun, and Naruto-kun, and Gaara... the ENTIRE Naruto cast and..."

"...Yu-yu Hakasho..."

"...love them all!"

He could only get bits and pieces of that, and somehow already knew that they were the olden day SOSMC. He was there ten years ago, and he hadn't aged a day. They were all giddy from excitement.

Their voices and their clanking grew quieter and Kyo emerged from his hiding place and ran in the opposite direction...

And right into one of the SOSMC.

"Shit!" Kyo swore and flinched as he expected to be tackled, glomped, hugged to death(which is basically the same thing, but I like the word), or, in the worst possible case, taken to a 'raping room' and, as the name implied, raped.

But when nothing happened, he opened his eyes cautiously. There was no one there. He turned around, and noticed that the girl had not moved. Confused, he reached out to touch the girl's shoulder, and felt nothing but air.

"I must be a ghost or something." He said out loud to himself. "Like, on one of those movies with the flashbacks or something." He put his hands on his hips and looked up at the roof. Why was this actually not surprising? Must've seen too many movies like that, he supposed.

The girl he 'ran into' turned around slowly. He looked back at her, and this time took the time out to look into her face. He thought she looked familiar and now he knew why. This was the girl that had appeared in the Bishies' headquarters. She looked at him, but more technically, she looked right through him.

Then she ran.

Ran right through him and into the darkness.

And Kyo, who couldn't be more confused and alone in this situation, felt he had no other choice then to follow her.

Sprinting to catch up, something rang in his head. She had no emotion, but he knew that already. And he knew several people already like that. But that wasn't the thing that was unusual. Her robotic-like movements weren't just in her facial expressions, it was in her entire being. She ran like a marathon runner, but didn't seem to breathe while accomplishing it, or even feel the need of slowing down. And he didn't know any of the Bishonen who could accomplish that, not even Sesshomaru, not even Jin, or any of the more disciplined warriors. They all needed to take a breather eventually.

Something triggered in his mind, but... not being exactly the more logical of the Bishonen, he didn't get it, and chose to leave it alone.

They ran for what seemed like forever, weaving in and out of the mazes of tanks and stairs.

And they reached a part of the headquarters Kyo had never heard about, much less seen before.

It was a cell, but unlike any of the cells that Kyo's been in before. It was a prison cell, not a "Raping room", the ones Kyo was used to.

It was several shadowed indents into the wall, with bars covering them, a regular holding cell used for common delinquents.

The girl approached the closest one to them without so much as panting or sweating, as Kyo was doing, and knelt close to the bars.

"Chii." A female, cracked, and old voice emerged from behind it. The whole thing was shadowed, so Kyo couldn't see who was talking.

"Madam. They say they shall be releasing them soon." The girl, addressed as Chii said in monotone.

The voice continued, sounding like it was dying, "You must release them. All of them. We created them to make people happier, not this chaotic disaster. You are to continue to work with the SOSMC, follow their orders and gather information."

"Geen." Chii agreed, bowing her head once. "Request remembered and will be followed." Kyo cocked his head to one side and blinked.

"Come 10 years, I'm pretty sure everything will be just as bad, if not worse. And in 10 years, I want you to come to the aid of the Bishonen. I want this... SOSMC destroyed."

"Geen." Chii bowed her head again. "Request remembered and will be followed."

"Chii, things are going to be a complete disaster, and I want you to risk your life for it to end. I'm sorry I came up with the idea to create the Bishonen in the first place."

"Madam created artificial intelligence, and Madam created Chii. Madam should be proud. Chii is honored and shall submit and focus on the desired tasks with Chii's life. Geen." Chii replied, bowing her head once more.

"I'm positive the Bishonen will be paranoid enough, so show a recording of Chii's choice. Something that..." The voice stopped to cough violently, "Something that they should believe."

"Geen." Chii bowed her head one last time. "Hai. Request remembered and will be followed."

"Chii is a good girl, so... please. Please be safe..." A hand reached out between the bars and petted Chii on the head. The hand was tannish, and incredibly ashy with cracks and dryness, but otherwise looked like it belonged to a woman no older then someone in their late 20's.

Chii closed her eyes and accepted the affection. "Hai. Request remembered and will be followed."

The voice laughed, but dried up quickly and collapsed, falling against the filthy ground and laying limp, and the voice coughed helplessly.

Chii got up and looked just as emotionless as before. Her eyes slowly closed and she bowed. "Chii shall be a good girl. Chii will follow her requests." And with that, sprinted out in the direction she came from, completely running over Kyo, and had he been solid, would have been on his back in pain.

Her speed this time was incredible, and Kyo couldn't catch up. He was stuck somewhere in the huge maze of containers and stayed there, his hands on his knees, panting his heart out.

And only a couple minutes later, a large blaring horn erupted and went on and off as the containers opened, simultaneously and in unison. Water bubbled up and overspilled, falling over, and almost flooding the place with ankle high liquid.

There were screaming from girls, and Kyo figured the SOSMC had seen this. It was so strange.

There were bodies on the ground as far as the eye could see, and they, like someone who had just woken up from a deep sleep, stood up at different times, waddled about, and looked around.

Kyo's eyebrows went so high up, they were lost in his red hair. "Oh my god?!" There was scratching like you would hear on a broken TV, with bad visual and audio, and everything faded out.

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"So Ed, what happened, where have you been all these years?" Dark asked, walking side by side with Ed Elric, who walked eyes faced in front of him with a face wiped clean of emotion.

"They took me hostage." Ed shrugged. "They brainwashed me and made me do their bidding."

"Then what was all this talk about you being dead? Even if that was just a rumor, the girls threatened about doing the same to us, and even cried about it." Dark shook his head.

"Only a select few were to know about my existence." Ed replied without hesitation. Dark looked at him oddly. Why was there something seeming wrong here?

"Oh! Ed." Dark went into his pocket at took out a folded piece of regular lined paper. He grinned. So they were so stupid, they didn't even take this from him. "I got this from one of the Bishonen groups who planned a comeback against the SOSMC." He unfolded the piece of paper. "It came in the mail to my Fake name along with Instructions. I was supposed to take it to Neji... but... to be honest I didn't know where to find him. Guess its lucky I got caught, huh?" Dark looked at the paper.

"I didn't even read it until now. I was told not to." He commented before reading it out loud. "Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata. YLTGOG. Don't know how many. HM. #G-100+. We're counting on you... TCFE."

Ed's hand shot out and grabbed it, eying it carefully. "Ya know, if you wanted it, you could have asked." Dark said.

"I'll take care of this. I'll get it to Neji. I know this place better then anyone, ya know." Ed reasoned.

Dark looked at him hesitantly. "Kay..."

"We're here." Ed said suddenly. Dark looked up. It was a huge metal door with a lightening bolt icon under a small window on the center of it.

"Here? Here where?"

"This is where we suck your magic out for our power and technology, sweetie."

"What?" Ed's voice just turned so girly, it wasn't even funny. And that comment was just out there. He must've been joking.

But he wasn't.

He wasn't even a he.

A fierce kick to the back knocked him into the now open door, which slammed shut with enormous velocity.

Ed grew about 6 inches and changed into someone Dark had come to know and loathe. Loathe with all his heart.

The frickin blonde girl that Dark thought that Ed had taken out about half an hour earlier.

"Silly little boy. Ed's been dead, unfortunately, for a veeery long time." She spoke as if talking to a pathetic baby. "And because of what we got from Kakashi a couple years back, we've managed to accumulate chakra. Well... at least a version of it." She tenderly touched her bottom lip with her index finger, in mock wonder. "Thank you for your cooperation, Mousey-kun." She laughed, waving the sheet of paper from behind the window. "Ta-ta!" She waved, walking away.

"No, wait, that isn't fair!" Dark pounded on the door. "Dammit, son-of-a-bitch!" He swore in aggravation. He just gave what seemed to be the most frickin important thing in the universe right now, to the enemy without even thinking about it.

"God-fucking-dammit!" He slammed his fists against the metal door vainly.

And with this, I start to prepare for some of the real twists and turns. Cindy brought to my attention something that I thought about, and then said to myself, "My god, that would turn out to be a better ending then what I had originally..." So then it comes to this:

I need 4 girls. One who actually wants to do this. If no one does, I guess I'll have to improvise, but it would be a whole lot cooler if it was based on a real person. I want you to choose one of the 4, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, or Tenten, your basic personality, and your weapon of choice.

Preferably not a gun, cause that would ruin what I was going for. And I'm not going to tell you what its for until it comes up, cause I actually want this one to be cool.

Any other info, I'll PM you on it. Should it overload 4 people, I'll add you in too. In case you were wondering though, and I'm just going to give you that, but your going to be one of the good guys.

I'm a pretty flexible person, so don't be afraid to tell me what you want. Any other questions, PM me. I'm always available, and 100 percent friendly.

Anyway, here comes the usual:

Edward Elric, Roy Mustang: Full metal alchemist (Thanx Bikou-chan for the spell-check)

Mugen, Jin: Samurai Champloo

Satoshi, Dark: DNAngel

Gaara, Kakashi, Sasuke, Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Neji: Naruto

Kyo, Yuki: Fruits Basket

Hotohori: Fushigi yuugi

Yukito: AIR

Hao Asakura: Shaman King

Kurama, Hiei: yu yu hakasho

Roronoa Zoro: One piece

Chii: Chobits

Sorry for the long-ass AN's. I didn't do a lot of proof reading this time around, so be forgiving. I'll shut-up now.

Alena Rio