Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime included in this fic. I own the plot though. Any relations to this story in real life or in other copyrighted material is merely coincidence. (In other words, I totally thought this up on my own. If someone else already had this idea, sorry. It came from my mind and my mind only, no stealing from anyone else, I swear.)

WARNING: Major obsessions. Over-doing it crushes. Sci-fi'ish. Sorry, the science involved will probably never happen. Some death to possible favorite characters. Possible jealousy may erupt from girls in this fic being too close to possible favorite anime guys. If it helps, just imagine yourself in her place.

Oh my God! There he is!

Chapter 6: Preparations for war

One by one, every guy woke up. If you were more accustomed to the whole fainting and falling over thing, they were to get up instantaneously, however if you were more of the unused to tumbling-over-helplessly in the first place, like Tamaki-kun, you would have fallen over about 4 times with the wobbly-ness.

No matter what kind of Bishonen you were, the first thing out of everyone's lips as soon as they woke up was, "What the hell did I just see?" (Unless you were more of the polite types, who didn't swear, it was more of a, "What just happened?")

"Okay, to make sure I'm NOT crazy, someone tell me what they just saw?" Uruki asked (can disguise himself to the female version, but can't physically change, in case you were wondering. If you don't know who he is, in the manga, he can turn from a boy to girl to a boy again. Rather funny actually.)

"I saw..." Hiei started but didn't finish, he looked rather overtaken by it.

"A girl...?" Kurama started to continue, but almost hesitantly.

"THAT girl." Jun clarified, pointing to their hostage.

"And she..." Sesshomaru spoke his bit too.

"She was the one who released us from our cocoons 10 years ago." Satoshi finished, breaking the 2 word pattern that everyone seemed to keep for some strange reason.

"And her name was Chii." Naruto added his two cents too.

"Yeah, but, who's Chii?" Toboe asked.

They looked around the room, looking for someone with the answer, like a reluctant student would when the teacher called on him. Didn't know the answer himself, but felt like he had to, and always looked to see if someone would save him.

"She's the first one. The first Bishonen that is. Bishoujo, technically." Oak spoke up. Every head turned in his direction.

At the foot of the stairs, Oak looked like he had a secret to share, with a laptop in one hand and stack of papers in the other.

"Professor... who--?" Sora asked.

"You all remember, correct?" Oak cut him off. "The day we were released? All of a sudden, everything went wrong for the SOSMC."

"I always thought that the SOSMC bitches just fucked up bad one day." Mugen thought out loud. By the looks on their faces, it was clear thats what everyone else had thought that too... even if not in those exact words.

"There were hundreds of levers in the control room. Even if they accidentally pulled one, only one case would have opened." Oak reasoned.

"So then... who is Chii?" Someone asked.

"Well... after I awoke, I went to go look it up... and... I came across this." Oak tapped on the keyboard for a second, and showed them the monitor.

It was Chii, or at least the girl who was in front of them, like a mug shot. She looked exactly the same now as in the picture. All the Bishonen here had all received some human features, and grew out their hair a little, had a bit of a stubble goin' on on their chin, or received a scar or a weathered look. But this girl... it looked like nothing had ever touched her. Her hair length was the same size and her face held the same monotone look.

"Chii was, like I've said before. The first one created. The first and only Bishojo."

"Why the only one?"

"Human men don't cling like girls do. They've got the occasional lovesick man, but usually, if you give them a stripper and a whore, their happy. A... one-night-stand, if you will. The point is, fan boys aren't that commonly heard of.

"She was also, apparently, a 'failed experiment', and was never heard from again."

"Oh... oh yeah! I remember that story." Momiji bounced up and down. "She was decommissioned and thrown away." He pulled into a playing serious face. "'The formula was wrong. What harm could she do?', They said to themselves."

"Harm, no. Help, yes." Professor Oak commented. "One of the Scientists must have salvaged her when she discovered what the world had been thrown into with us."

"And since she was decommissioned... no one would suspect..." Wolfrum slowly realized.

"Yes." Oak confirmed. "This might actually bring us to our final battle. This can finally end..."

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"Go over it again." The blonde demanded sternly.

"Julia. I love you and everything, but there are like, a million possibilities for this. And that's only in English." A secretary whined earnestly at the keyboard. The pull-down 50 inch screen blew up the message, but it still remained unsolved.

"Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata. YLTGOG. Don't know how many. HM. #G100+. We're counting on you... TCFE"

"I don't care. I KNOW we can crack this." She put a finger to her lips. "Lets go over it again, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata, are all--"

"Girls from the anime series Naruto. They don't know how much. But we don't know how much of what. We're counting on you makes perfect sense, There are a number of something that is 100 or more, and the last message always seems to be the most important part of a message. Yes, I get it! But the thing about it is, the letters! Their abbreviated, and there could be millions upon millions of possibilities for them. And that's just in the English language! We have translators for only 15 of them! Julia, can we call it a lost cause, or what?"

"No, listen. Nicole, TCFE. What does the beginning sound like to you?"

"That? This? Tabloid? I don't know." Nicole put her head down in exasperation.

"Well, It should be a sentence. I'm putting my bet on 'The' or 'This'."

Nicole typed them in a box below the blown up message. "Reason?" She sighed.

"Because. 'This' is like, 'This is what your supposed to do'. And 'The' is like one of the most common things in the English language to begin with in a sentence."

"Uh-huh..." Nicole toyed with the mouse. "And what happens if its in like... Japanese? Or German? Or something that isn't even a language to begin with. And they just made it up?"

"Oh, come on, Nicole, work with me here."

"Okay, okay." She sighed. "I wish there were more girls here. They could help with this... then this could finally be over. We've worked on this for more then 10 hours, you know."

"Nicole, you--" Julia stopped all of a sudden, and then her eyes went so large they were as big as dinner plates. "Nicole, repeat that."

"What?" Nicole was taken aback. "Uh, we've worked on it for more then ten hours?"

"No, before that."

"I don't remember that far."

"Try."

"Something about we needing more SOSMC to crack this?"

"Yes, and after that?"

"This can finally be over?" Nicole raised an eyebrow in question.

"Yes." Slowly an evil grin appeared, as if a light bulb the size of Kansas went off in her head. "This can finally end." She pushed Nicole over lightly and began typing her heart out. "You would think that, wouldn't you, my little darlings. Don't worry, it will be."

All of a sudden a SOSMC girl ran in, looking wild eyed, "Madams, I'm sorry to bother you but--"

"Hold that thought for the moment, sweetie, I'm busy at the moment." Julia snapped. Nicole looked at the girl with an apologetic look on her face. The girl twiddled with her fingers with that blaze in her eyes, obviously impatient with the importance of her words.

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An explosion rang throughout the hallway, and the door to Neji's cell was completely thrown off its hinges and catapulted to the opposite wall. Debris and large chunks of concrete fell from above, then closing the hole once more. A decent cluster of SOSMC girls rushed to the scene, weapons drawn, running like hell was after them for two reasons. To stop whatever is trying to escape, and to try and find out what the hell just happened.

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Neji and the Spanish girl he was talking to, was sprawled in a corner to avoid injury, coughing as dust and other air-borne particles tried reaching their lungs. "Dammit, haven't they ever heard of stealth?" Neji shot angrily. The girl with him glared at the now huge-ass hole in the wall.

"Sorry Neji, didn't know how else to penetrate 6 feet of brick and metal." A female voice said, sounding like she was laughing.

The dust settled and two girls wobbled through the the pile of rubble. "Hinata and Tenten, Neji-sama, reporting for duty!" The first girl, black-haired in her late teens with a purse leaning on her hip and a scythe in hand, the blade resting on the ground under the loose curl of chain. With her other hand, she held it up to her forehead in enthusiastic salute.

Another girl, a brunette with a red sheen appearing of about the same age, lumbered in, coughing. "Zoey!" She yelled, but corrected herself and continued, "Hinata! As much as you love doing that, that wasn't necessary." She paused for a second, only to add, "But, yeah, that was pretty cool."

But it looked as if the first girl had totally forgotten about the current situation. Snapping the blade back into the half-meter pole with a button, her eyes brushed on the mess. "Wow, Ren-- I mean, Tenten, We made a lot of noise, didn't we?"

Both Neji and the second girl, addressed as Tenten, slapped their hands to their faces.

Outside the cell, inside the building, there was a lot of noise, the sound of labor and anger. "Move the rocks! Go, go go!"

Tenten took out her own weapon, two large knives with a sharp point. She did a show-off flip with them with a flick of her wrists and said with a grin, "We're here for our first assignment, anyway. Come on Neji. Lana over here will lead you to the hideout."

Hinata poised the scythe across her chest. "Yay! Finally, some of the real thing." She took a Roronoa Zoro plushie from her purse. "We finally get a chance. Toldja so." She hugged it to her face.

"Hinata! Put that thing in your purse, we've got seconds to attack." Tenten yelled at her.

Hinata's eyes widened like something punched her. "It is NOT a PURSE." She snapped. "It HAPPENS to be a SATCHEL."

And while her attention was turned towards Tenten, several bullets hit the wall behind her (the one that wasn't blasted away to oblivion), inches from her face. Neji, pulled by the Spanish girl, Lana, out of the hole, and out into the beach.

Hinata's attention now, as far as she could get it, was now on the SOSMC. She opened the flap to her purse, put Zoro in it, and snapped it shut. SOSMC girls appeared out of the hole made, guns pointed right at them.

"Neji is escaping!" One of them pointed a gun at the shrinking figures. She fired, most likely just to knock him and his accomplice out, but missed so bad she hit the wall, (again the one that hadn't been blown the hell out.) When the dust cleared, a sharp knife pried into the metal or the gun was seen, forcing it into that direction. The other one, held by a fierce girl, eyes now ablaze with motivation, was pointed straight at the firer's throat. "Your aim should be on me now." She said coolly, "I don't think you would want to look in that direction anymore, or else..."

Another SOSMC lifted her gun and went to point it at Tenten. There was a sharp clunk and a parade of chains wrapped around it. The blade of a scythe buried deep within the steel. "You wouldn't wanna look in that direction anymore," Hinata said in a singsong voice. "'Cause if you look away for even a second..."

She pulled the blade back, the chain whipped back violently, and the gun fell to useless pieces. "We'll kill you."

I honest-to-god hope that didn't sound too "mary-sue" ish. Not in the sure-fire pairing thing, but in the perfect sense. They aren't. They got weaknesses... just... they're awesomely trained.

So... does the last part surprise you? Or at least... confuse you? Does the blond admin piss you off yet? Her persistince is annoying, even for me. And I'm the writer.

So, two things for me to do before I'm outta commission for another week. My plan for the story and the character guide.

First off, I'd like to thank Mrs.NarutoUzumaki, FireThief, and Waterfalltears(even though she's not in there yet) for volunteering to be apart of the story. I've still got Ino left, if anyone would like to be apart of the story.

If you would like to be apart of the story, please give me YOUR(a character, your actual self, whatever) basic personality, basic rundown of what you look like(again, character, yourself, whatever), like skin type, eye color, real name(not have to be real real, but you know what I mean) and your weapon of choice.(Preferably not a gun, cause that would ruin what I was going for). Thankies.

And if you don't make it to the big four, but still wanna be in the story, you'll have your part.

Please send the above in a PM or a review please.

Next, the Character Guide(In case you didn't know who the hell I was talking about):

Tamaki: Ouran High School Host club

Uruki: Fushigi yuugi; Genbu Kaiden(I probably spelled it wrong cause of damn english translation, but whatever)

Hiei, Kurama: Yuyu Hakusho

Jun: Rozen Maiden

Toboe: Wolfs Rain

Wolfrum: Kyo Kara Maoh

Momiji: Fruits Basket

Neji, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Naruto: Naruto(duh)

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha

Satoshi: DNAngel

Chii: Chobits

Professor Oak: Pokemon

Sorry if its short. Please disregard any grammer or spelling mistakes. And again, sorry for these long-ass A/N's.

As always,

Alena Rio