Hi-Aced

Out in the sunset, there was a young boy who was reading a book on top of a riverbank. A gust of wind blew onto him and his book.

The pages flapped and shook as the young boy gazed upon them. 'I can't read like this.'

The black-haired boy closed the book and sat up from the ground. He heard a rustling sound coming from the grass close behind. The boy looked back and saw that a gorgeous woman was sitting very close to him. The boy looked away from the woman without making a face.

'This feels weird. Who is she?'

The boy looked back again and saw that the woman moved a bit closer to him. The boy still didn't change his face. A moment of awkward silence passed by as the two sat on the hill.

'Why isn't she saying anything?! Should I break the silence instead? Wait a minute..'

The boy looked back again. The woman was even closer towards him. Her bright magenta eyes were fixated on him.

'She's getting even closer! What's going on?! Should I say something to her?'

Then the boy felt two feet on his back, and his neck was brushed on by a blow of cold air. The boy didn't need to look back again.

'This is getting strange. Someone please help me!' The boy started to sweat bullets, and his shoulders were touched by the woman's hands. The woman went over to the boy's ear and whispered something slowly, "Jude…"

'How does she know my name?! I've never even seen her in my life before!'

Then the woman sat right next to Jude; her hand reached for Jude's hand. Jude's heart went at a faster pace. His eyebrows twitched and he blinked really fast.

'C-calm down.. I'm sure that…'

Jude eyed over to the woman's hand and spotted her wallet carrying her driver's license. 'Milla Maxwell?!...Who is that?'

Jude felt that his hand was being carried up by Milla, and all Jude could do is scream for help in his thoughts. 'Really, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!'

"Wait a minute!" Jude and Milla heard a voice behind them. Milla stopped taking Jude off the ground.

Jude smiled with relief, "Ludger-senpai! You're here!"

Silence fell again for a few moments until Ludger decided to blurt out something. "JUDE! I found a junkyard with some good cars! Hurry, we need to pool in for- DURGH!"

Suddenly, Milla punched Ludger in the face and continued with slapping his face.

"Oof! Why?! OW! No! Oh! Augh!"

Jude wasn't amused at the sudden turn of events and spotted another book where Milla was sitting. The boy decided to pick up the book and read its contents. As Milla continued to beat up Ludger, Jude flipped through the pages. His eyebrows were raised up slowly, and his eyes were widened. Jude's eyebrows twitched again, and his jaw dropped. Then Jude closed the book as fast as he could and looked at the front cover.

"MEN AND WOMEN UNDER THE BEDSHEETS?!" Jude yelled.

Just before Jude could turn around, Milla was right behind him and had sparkles in her eyes. She grabbed Jude and carried him off as fast as she could. "NOOOO!"

Ludger was left on the ground and saw that Jude was being taken away. "HOLY SHIT! Jude's been Hi-Aced!"

The End

A/N: Hi-Aced is a Japanese slang for "Taking something home" which is actually derived from the Toyota Hi-Ace, a minivan sold only in Japan where it's usually used for….suspicious things...

This oneshot is a joke.