RK: New chappy guys!
Clay: Sweet niblets! Who is he?
Eden: You do know Rai and Kim are still in the closet right?
RK: Yes and you're not supposed to appear until the party!
Natalie: What party?
RK: Either are you!
Natalie: Either am I what?
Eden: She means we're no allowed to talk until we come into the story
RK: Thank you!
Natalie: Well technically we were in the first chapter!
RK: Huh?
Natalie: Well we were part of the class
Eden: She's right we were!
RK: I am the author and I demand you don't speak!
Natalie: Excuse me! I believe I have the right for free expression!
RK: Free expression this!
(RK punches Natalie in the face so she is unconscious)
Eden: Okay I'm shutting up!
Clay: Once again who the heck is he!
RK: I don't own Xiaolin showdown but I wish I did! But I do own my OC's Natalie and Eden!
Clay: ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Daddy I know you're up there!" Aphrodite said with her hands on her hips
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!" Erato said over and over again until there was a loud clap of thunder and she realized her mistake.
"Sorry!" She said petrified there was another clap of thunder Zeus had obviously not forgiven her.
"Daddy!" Aphrodite said sternly getting annoyed that her father was harassing her friend
"Now daddy I think it is unacceptable that you have sent me to such a place! There is nothing to do here! There is nothing interesting!" Aphrodite finished crossing her arms
"Look Aphrodite!" Urania shouted pointing to the dock
"BOYS!" All the muses screamed and ran to form as straight line across from the handsome boys on the boat. The muses quickly did their hair and struck their best pose.
"Aphrodite does my hair look okay?" Urania asked
"It doesn't matter how you look we all know what they're going to be looking at don't we girls," Without waiting for an answer Aphrodite strutted over so she was in front of the muses and looked seductively at the boys on the Argo.
Meanwhile on the Argo…
"Wow look at that blonde over there," Apollo said his eyes wide as dinner plates
"She's…She's-
"A GIRL!" Hermes screamed the argonaughts all shook their heads about how Hermes could be so naïve.
"Maybe I have a chance," Hermes said
"In your dreams Hermes," The argonaughts chorused
"Yeah Hermes she goes for of a muscle man like myself," Hercules said
"No way she's all about a blokes brains I can tell," Jason said tapping a hand to his head
"What about her personality?" Paris asked the Argonaughts all looked at him in a weird way and said
"Who cares?! When you look as good as her you don't need a personality," Narcissus said in a matter-o-fact way.
"He should know," Apollo said laughing
"So your ideal girl is beautiful on the outside and hollow on the inside is that it?" Paris asked
"Fine with me CAPTAIN FIRST," Jason said leaping out of the boat towards Aphrodite
"Unbelievable," Paris said shaking his head as he began to tie up the boat.
"Hi," Jason said in a squeaky voice but then adjusted it so it was 'manly'. "I'm Jason and these are my Argonaughts,"
"Really what's an argonaughts?" Aphrodite said walking over to them but Jason quickly pulled her back
"They're just a bunch of no hopers I picked up along my way to man my ship over there she's a beauty Timber and Oak hull speed fifty knots," Jason said he turned around and realized Aphrodite wasn't there she was bust talking to Hercules.
"So who are you? You gorgeous hunk of man you," Aphrodite said feeling his muscles
"I AM THE MIGHTY HERCU-
"Apollo god of music and sun," Apollo said pulling Aphrodite away
"A pleasure I'm sure," Aphrodite said walking towards Narcissus
"Who are you? I don't think I've seen such a gorgeous head of hair on a man before," She said reaching out and touching his hair Narcissus pulled her hand away quickly and re did his hair because she had messed it up.
"Let's leave these she-men to fight amongst themselves fancy a honey snow cone baby?" Jason asked leading Aphrodite away from the argonaughts.
"I don't think I've been introduced to all of your crew yet," Aphrodite said looking at Paris
"Don't mind him he's no the serious intellectual type like myself so about that honey snow cone I know this great place that imports it from the Bahamas," Jason said looking towards where Aphrodite was and sighed when he saw she wasn't there.
"Hi my names Aphrodite and you are?" Aphrodite said when she approached Paris
"Paris," He said shaking her hand and then going back to work
"What a romantic sounding name but I bet you get that all the time right," Aphrodite said
"Sure whatever," Paris said curtly
"I was wondering you see there's this party on the island that Dionysus is putting on but the problem is I don't have anyone to take me know anyone?" Aphrodite asked staring Paris in the eye
"I will," Jason said going up her but Aphrodite pushed him away
"Know anyone?" She said again
"As I was saying," Jason said but was cut off again by Aphrodite when she pushed him so hard he fell into the water.
"Well Jason seems pretty keen not to mention all the crew on the Argo," Paris said rolling his eyes
"I was kind of hoping you would take me," Aphrodite said
"What is it with girls like you!?" Paris screamed
"Girls like me? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIRLS LIKE ME I'M A ONE OF A KIND ORIGINAL BUDDY!?" Aphrodite screamed
"Yeah just like all your friends over there," Paris said sarcastically Aphrodite stormed away angrily and Jason looked at him shocked.
"Are you mad man?" Jason asked staring at his best friend
"What! She's just like every other bimbo I've ever met!" Paris said walking backwards
"I just wish-
Suddenly Paris bumped into something and toppled over.
"Hey watch it!" Paris said
"Watch it?" The Raven haired girl said in a disbelieving tone she turned him around and said
"Hey buddy it was you who bumped into me not the other way around…Oh great now I've got to go down to the river and wash these clothes all over again thanks foe nothing! Smells like you could do with a wash too ever heard of bathing? Eww and it smells like your pig pen pals could do with a wash to!" She finished and looked at the green eyed boy who was just standing there she turned to the blonde boy and asked
"Is your friend here deaf of dumb?" She asked
"Neither who are you?" Paris asked
"None of you business," She said bending down to collect the washing that was sprawled over the ground
"Let me help you with that," Paris said bending over
"I can do it myself," She said looking him in the eye only then did she realize he had the most beautiful jade green eyes wow he looks handsome plus he's a bit of a gentlemen which is always good
"I have no doubt about that but seeing that it was my fault your washing is on the ground the least I can do is help you pick it up," He said helping her pick up the washing
"What did you say your name was?" She asked him
"I didn't but its Paris," He said shaking her hand for a little longer than necessary he looked into her eyes only then did he realize how beautiful they were a beautiful sea blue.
RK: Another chapter completed
Omi: I am moooooooost funny in this story and obviously the main character
Rai: No that would be me Omi
Kim: No it would be me!
Clay: No me!
Natalie: No me!
Eden: No me!
RK: NO ME I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE IN THIS STORY MY WORD IS LAW SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP SO WE CAN END THE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: …
RK: That's what I thought!
RK: Read and review people
RK: Wait a minute how did you two get out of the closet?
Rai and Kim: …