Total Drama: Race Around the World

by ShortAsVegeta

Chris McLean is back and more sadistic than ever! He's selecting twenty unfortunate, uh..., LUCKY teenagers to compete in another globe-spanning competition. The rewards? Fame, a million dollars, and a free two-week vacation to anywhere on the globe! Just be sure to not die in the process!

2. Chris' Issue

Somewhere in Canada...

"We're coming at you live from the insert-wherever-the-heck-you-are airport where the Total Drama Jumbo Jet awaits twenty-four competitors to traverse the Earth in a high-stakes season of TOTAL DRAMA!"

"I'm your host," Chris announced with a great flourish of his arms. "CHRIS MCLEAN."

He was met with silence and looked around with a slightly angry look on his face. He pursed his lips and pulled out his cellphone in a violent manner.

"Hey." He said flatly, forgetting the camera was there. "Yeah, it's Chris."

After a brief pause, Chris became even more upset.

"Oh, I'm not up to really anything, Joey." He looked down at his fingernails and polished them on his shirt in an attempt to look nonchalant. "I'm just standing at the airport I was told to drive to at 8:00AM. DO YOU KNOW HOW EARLY THAT IS FOR ME? I usually don't wake up that early unless there are people to torment or a hot tub to sit in."

"What do you mean 'We haven't selected all the contestants'?" Chris muttered angrily at 'Joey', who was experiencing the brunt of Chris' rage at the moment. "I was told that twenty-four victims would be waiting for me when I arrived! This isn't my problem. JUST FIX IT."

Chris snapped his phone shut and looked back at the camera. He gave his signature grin and brushed imaginary lint off of his shirt.

"Heh." He chuckled. "Sorry about that, viewers. Seems that SOMEBODY gave me the wrong date for the beginning of the season."

He began to walk around the Jet, the camera trained to him the entire way. No one wanted the wrath of Chris McLean.

"Anywho, you heard right." He stopped next to Chef, who was wearing a one-size-too-small female flight attendant's outfit and snoozing in a luggage cart. "Send in your submissions. We're ready to get this giant birdie off the ground and into the DRAMA."

You heard Chris, submit, submit, submit! Also, no worries about this story being abandoned or anything like that. I actually have 50% of the season planned out, lol. To all those that have not submitted a second character, feel free to spam my inbox :)

~ShortAsVegeta~