Hello everypony/ everyone that reads my crap it is me kyguy or few others would also know me as Redmoon115 but you can call me whatever you want as long as it is not anything like

Bitch, Man slut, Slave, White boy, Little kid or Mooney.

Dubstep gamer: Yes Billtits is a shit that is how I designed him also you might find this fic escalate sooner or later with surprises I have in store MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... too much?


Chapter 9 Royal Introductions

(Luna's POV)

"Well queen Luna are ya ready for this new adventure?" Linda the bunny asked.

"Yes we are Linda the bunny we are ready to save the world with our bunny suits of cuteness." I told her as we hopped to our next destination the evil kingdom of Sol.

"Queen Luna the tyrant Sol has enslaved her people we must help them with our cute bunny suits and show them what it means to be cute." She told me as we reached the gate.

"Alright Linda Let's do it." I told her getting ready with my cute bunny suit.

"Wake up Lulu."

"THE TYRANT KNOWS WE ARE HERE RUN WITH OUR CUTE BUNNY SUITS!" Linda the bunny yelled as she ran.

"WAKE UP!" A voice yelled as my sister Celestia sprung her head through the clouds looking at me with an angry expression.

"I SAID WAKE UP!" The voice yelled with a booming voice.

(Celestia's POV)

"I SAID WAKE UP!" I yelled at my sister to wake up and saw one of her eyes begin to open.

"Just a few more minutes sister we want to see what happens next in the land of Bunnyville."

"I am afraid that will have to wait Lulu the human is awake." All of a sudden her eyes shot open.

"Really?" She asked looking like if she just had the strongest coffee in Equestria.

"Yes he is Lulu." I told her with a smile.

"What is his condition?"

"Well from what the message said he is awake and Twilight knows why his DNA and cells keep changing."

"Is it Viral transformation?"

"Yes Lulu you called it."

"HAH You owe me ten bits." Lulu yelled as she got out of bed and started a victory dance.

"But Lulu we both own the same treasury."

"Oh." She said as her face went from happiness to realization because she will not get her 10 bits.

"It's alright Lulu it's only ten bits. Besides we have to go meet the human."

"Alright just give me about five minutes to get dressed."

"See you in Ponyville Lulu." I told my sister as I walked out of her room then preceded to mine.

'It's hard to believe that somepony like him can be so strong and nice to save one of my little ponies. I can't wait to have a word with this human.'

(Kyler's POV)

"Fluttershy why are you making so many pancakes?" I asked the mare of the kitchen.

"Oh uh I was making something because you did not eat anything yesterday."

"Well I appreciate it Fluts but I feel like just taking a walk."

"Where if you don't mind me asking." She asked me with a small blush on her face.

"The forest."

"OHNONONONONONONONONO you can't you just recovered."

"Relax I will be fine Fluts."

"But the Everfree forest is still too dangerous."

"Then why were you in there?"

"Because Angel wanted to show me something and your dog Kooper wanted me to pick up your backpack."

"So you followed them into the dangerous forest where I saved your life from a dangerous mutant hybrid of a lion with a scorpion tail and dragon wings again in a forest that is dangerous."

"OK fine but don't go too far in and be back in about an hour."

"Again relax I will be fine trust me." I told her as I opened the door and walked out into the forest.

(Twilight's POV)

"Spike did you get anything back?"

"Nothing y-" He Burped out a scroll.

" *SIGH* Here ya go."

"Thank you spike."

'Dear Twilight

Me and my sister are glad to hear that the human has recovered and that you have figured out why his DNA and cells continue to change no matter what we do so we have both decided to visit you and meet the human in pony by the time you will receive this scroll me and my sister should already be halfway there.

From Princess Celestia

P.S. Luna said hi.'

"Spike we have to get ready Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are on their way here to meet the human!"

Spike let out a sigh and said "But Twilight we don't even know if that whatever is wrong with him is contagious."

"Relax Spike I got it all covered."

My assistant let out a sigh and said "Why do I feel like I am not going to like this?"

"OK now we have to get everything ready for when they arrive we are going to need streamers, drinks, food oh and tables."

"I remember that face and voice, don't you remember what happen last time this kinda thing happen?"

"No I do not recal- oh yeah."

(Kyler's POV)

After walking for about thirty minutes in the forest I stopped and looked around.

'Well Mercer are we deep enough in?' I asked Mercer.

No response why do I still expect him to reply?

I found a stomp of a tree and decided to sit on it.

"Well at least the pain stopped."

All of a sudden I could hear multiple roars coming from Ponyville's direction.

"Can I please go more then an thirty minutes without becoming the maid?" I asked myself as I got up and started heading back to Ponyville.

(?'s POV)

"That stupid princess and her stupid student I will make them pay with any means." A pony in the darkness behind bars told himself.

"I know just who to ask she may call her self a queen but she is still just a bug with a case of revenge and hungry brood she will exchange a place by her throne for information about this place, She will attack not sure when but she will and when she does I will be waiting there watching as she kills them both slowly and painfully."

"HEY SHUT UP IN THEIR! Or do you want me to bring him in?" A guard told the pony behind the bars.


I know I know bad place to end it but I just wanted to get it out to you guys anyways I planned on this being out sooner but it just didn't.

Anyways I will see all of you in the next chapter so stay tuned