Chapter 7- The Baby
9 MONTHS LATER! Brooke is still in jail and Hailey is 9 months pregnant and Jake has been there for her the whole way, Peyton hates Jake and doesn't like Jenny anymore her amd Karen are now dating
Hailey: AAHHHHH MY WATER BROKE JAKE COME QUICK!
Jake: (running) call the hospital and I'll get the bags
They rush to the hosptial
Jake: quick she's in labor get a doctor
Nurse: okay calm down and we'll move her to a room
1 hour later
Jake walks into Hailey's room
Jake: In just a few hours we'll have our own little baby
Hailey: yup if it's a girl we'll name her Ann and if it's a boy we'll name him Eric
Jake: sounds great
Hailey: where's Jenny?
Jake: with my parents
Hailey: Oh she is going to be so jealous of the new baby
Jake: i know
They start laughing
2 hours later
Jake: push Hailey push
Hailey: I AM!!!!!!!
doctor: here it comes (baby cries)
doctor: And it's a ........... A HESHE!
Hailey: what? what do you mean?
doctor: well this baby has half a dick and half a pussy
Jake: WHAT? how did that happen?
doctor: I don't know I've never seen anything like it
Hailey: Cool I guess we have a Heshe
Jake: Yeah lets name IT Erica
Hailey: Okay, doctor can we hold it?
doctor: here (places baby in her arms)
Hailey: Oh Jake it's beautiful, um excuse me but when will me and the baby be able to go home?
doctor: NOW! I dont want that THING in my hospital
Hailey: (upset) Fine we're leaving now
They leave the hospital and go to Jake's house
SUPRISE!!!!! (Lucas, Nathan, Jake's parents, and deb jump out from under a table)
Hailey: OMG! ( drops erica) you guys scared me
WELCOME HOME
Hailey: OMG sorry Erica is your head okay?
erica: WAAAAAAAAA
Jake: Look Jenny this is you baby brother/sister it's name is Erica
Jenny: Stupid baby (slaps erica)
Jake: Jenny be nice to Erica it's 1 year and 7 months younger tahn you, you have to take care of it
Jenny: I hate baby- sex with Peyon sex with Peyon!!!
Jake: No baby don't say that! You cannot have sex with Peyton your only a baby, my baby
Jenny: Peyon Peyon Peyon!
Jake: no! Now come with me we'll watch Hailey feed erica
Hailey take off her shirt and bra and puts Erica's mouth to her nipple and Erica begins to suck
Hailey: Oh yeah this feels good baby harder harder
Jake: Hailey please stop getting horny off of our baby
Hailey : (cheecks turn red of embarresment ) Oh sorry
Jake: awww it sucks so cute
Jenny: me want Peyon bwest I want Peyon bwest
Jake: no Jenny you can't have Peyton's breast
Hailey: AHHHH YOU DUMBASS BABY
Jake: Hailey what happened?
Hailey: This thing sucked my nipple off, look ( shows Jake the nipple)
Jake: Don't worry I'll glue it back on ( goes to get glue) here we go ( takes the nipple puts glue on it and sticks it back on boob) there better
Hailey: Thanks Jake
Jake: Your welcome
Hailey: well i'm going home now and I'm taking Erica with me but you can come over after school tomorrow and help me with it
Jake: Okay bye Erica (kisses it's forhead) bye Hailey (hugs her)
Hailey goes home with Erica and they go into her bed
Hailey: You can sleep on my bed tonight baby goodnight (kisses Erica's cheeck)
Hey I just have 1 more chapter left to post and then i need to think what will happen next - ILLONA HELP lol
- HANAN