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"So, Shooting Star! Can you get me a water?" Bill asked.
"Can you get rid of that eye patch?" Mabel asked.
"Sure!" Bill snapped his fingers and the eye patch was gone. He had two normal eyes. Except his hair covered other eye. "Much better!" He said.
"Now let's get you some new clothes!" Mabel said.
"New clothes? What's wrong with these?" Bill asked.
"Well no one your age, considering you're 18, would were something like that." She gestured to his suit.
"Fine." Bill groaned.
"Well, first we have to get rid of this." Mabel said as she knocked of his top hat.
"Hey!" Bill yelled.
"Good! Let's go!" Mabel said dragging him out of the Shack.
They walked out of the forest and into the mall.
"Ooo! This one is perfect!" Mabel said as she held up a purple shirt with a smiley face on it.
"Not my style Shooting Star. But I like the yellow." Bill said.
"Yellow..." Mabel said to herself. "I got it!
Mabel shuffled around in the shirt racks until she pulled out a yellow shirt.
"That's ok I guess." Bill said.
"It's perfect!" Mabel said pulling out a pair of black pants. "They're better than the ones you have on. Now go try them on!" Mabel said handing him the clothes and shoving him into the dressing room.
"Hey look! It's Braces!" Pacifica said as she walked into the store.
"Pacifica." Mabel groaned.
"I think you're in the wrong place. This is the boy's section. And you don't have a boyfriend!" Pacifica laughed.
Mabel heard Bill come out of the dressing room. "Actually she does have a boyfriend." Bill said putting his arm around Mabel.
Pacifica gasped. "What?" She shrieked. "Fine then Braces! I'll just leave you here with your 'boyfriend'." Pacifica said, walking off.
"What was that about?" Mabel asked Bill.
"I don't know, just felt like I should defend you." Bill said. "People shouldn't be mean."
"But you're mean." Mabel said.
"I not a person. I'm a dream demon. It doesn't count." Bill argued.
"Okay just leave the clothes on. Maybe we can buy them while they're on you." Mabel said.
After they left the mall, Mabel dragged Bill to Greasy's Diner.
"Two extra big plates of pancakes!" Mabel ordered.
"So I've heard of these pancake things but I've never tried one." Bill said.
"WHAT?" Mabel shrieked. "Like, never ever?"
"Yeah." Bill replied.
"OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO TRY ONE!" Mabel shrieked.
Lazy Susan came over with the pancakes. "Here ya go sweeties." She said.
"Try it, try it!" Mabel said.
Bill took a bite of the pancakes. "Woah this is good!" He took a couple more bites. "You humans have good taste in food."
"Was that a compliment?" Mabel asked. "Oh my gosh Bill Cipher said a compliment!"
"I-It wasn't a compliment." Bill said. "Dream demons don't do that kind of stuff."
"They do now!" Mabel cheered.
After the pancakes, Mabel and Bill went back to the Mystery Shack.
"So, do you like being human?" Mabel asked.
"Not really." Bill said. "Other than the pancakes." He added.
Mabel laughed. "Yeah, pancakes are good."
"Where have you guys been?" Dipper asked, coming down the stairs.
"First, we went to go buy Bill some new clothes. Then, we ate pancakes at Greasy's Diner." Mabel explained.
"Did he hurt you in any way?" Dipper asked.
"Um, no." Mabel said.
"Okay." Dipper was about to walk out the door but he stopped by Bill. "I'm watching you Cipher."
"Oh, I believe it's the other way around." Bill replied smirking.
Dipper walked out of the Shack.
"Sorry about that. He's just...overprotective that's all. Plus you are a dream demon." Mabel said.
"No prob." Bill said. "So, how about that water?"
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