1I woke up and found myself in a hospital, well I think it was, it looked like a hospital because there were people laying in beds around me with doctors and nurses. One approached me, a black haired man with Groucho Marx glasses, and said;

"Hi there! I'm Hawkeye Pierce! Your local neighborhood friendly surgeon!"

"Hi," I said back.

He cut straight to the chase; "Look, since you're not a soldier, we don't have anything on you. Would you mind telling us about yourself?"

I thought for a moment and said;

Well;

My name is Abilene Musacho, my father is Lieutenant Colonel Ebenezer Musacho commander of a battalion on the front line. I'm fifteen, I come from Cincinnati, Ohio, and I cane to Korea to find my father since he hasn't contacted me in half a year."

He looked at me for a moment and said; "Who is your father?"

I stared and said back; "Lieutenant Colonel Ebenezer Musacho."

"Never heard of him." He said simply.

I breathed a sign of relief at that and said; "Oh, good. I thought you might said he was dead."

"Well, I wouldn't be that rude. You'd have to see my CO about that."

"OK, good." I said, "Because that gives me time to figure out how to take it."

He replied; "Well, I've got to go, but I'll tell my CO about your problem." he started to walk away, stopped, and said; "It was nice to meet you Abilene."

I looked at him and said; "You too."