Just feeling like having a little fun before Thanksgiving.
Cue Roman Reigns Theme
Riven Mains, the guys who ask for lots of ganks
Riven Mains, the guys who never tank
Riven Mains, the guys who rage a lot
Riven Mains, the guys who act like tots
Riven Mains, the guys who will blame their team
Riven Mains, the guys who get their asses reamed
~Riven Mains Riven Mains Riven Mains Riven Mains~
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Ekko: AWWWW NORTH AMERICA AND EUROPE! DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR WORLD FAMOUS TWO TIME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CHAMPIONS AND FEEEEEEEL THE POWWAHH!
ITS A NEW DAY YES IT IS
Cue The New Day Theme
Lucian, Ekko, Karma, and SKT come down to the ring a clapping
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"Someone stop the damn match! This is deplorable! Mundo and Tryndamere are beating the hell out a defenseless Ezreal! Those damned sons of guns!"
Duuuu duuuu duuuuu duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu brapadoo!
"Bawh gawd! Can it be?! The one fish that could get these bastards out of here! It's Tahm Cena!"
From the depths of the ring, Tahm Cena comes out in jorts, hat, and a "Rise Above Allergies" shirt to hit the 5 Tongue Lashes of Doom to kill Mundo and Tryndamere.
Insert obligatory "And his name is Tahm/John Cena!" joke here.
*clap clap clap* New Day Rocks New Day Rocks New Day Rocks!