"Just promise you'll be alright, promise you'll be alright. If anything (alright, promise I'll be alright) (Promise I'll be alright, promise I'll be alright) If anything should happen. (promise I'll be alright.) (promise I'll be alright, promise I'll be, promise I'll be alright!)-Promises by Jhene Aiko
Chapter 6: Written Exams, Flirting with the Enemy and Bad Feelings
The next day, Naruto could be seen walking towards the academy, fully prepared for anything that may come. He even had the Kubikiribocho sealed on him just in case someone was actually strong or fast enough to knock Alduin away from him. He walking forward suddenly stilled as he felt a genjutsu wash over him. Looking around he noticed that nothing was really happening. This confused him as he was told that genjutsu were meant to harm. He blinked again when Kurenai and Yugao appeared in front of him. Kurenai smiling walked up and said "Don't worry Naruto-kun we're really here."
He sighed in relief hearing this thinking that some enemy had captured him in some lame ass genjutsu. Yugao giggled hearing him sigh and said "Nai-chan tell him what you discussed with the others."
Naruto quirked an eyebrow wondering what Kurenai needed to tell him. Kurenai sighed wondering how Naruto was going to take what she had to tell him. She then leaning forward whispered what she needed to tell him in his ear. Naruto hearing what she said turned so red that he was making Kushina's hair look white. Naruto's mind was going a million miles and hour as the fact that Kurenai, his girlfriend was forcing him to have a harem and had invited her three sexy as hell friends into his apparent harem. Shaking his head he looked at his sensei and wondered how she felt. Yugao gaining a smirk that would make the one's he did when he had a prank planned look tame. She sauntering up to him with a coy smile on her lips leaned forward giving him a perfect view of her breast, since she wasn't wearing a bra and was wearing one of her more loose shirts. She smiled when Naruto's eyes didn't even stray to her sweater puppies but locked on her eyes. She leaned forward and said "I'm just getting out of a relationship Naruto-kun, with someone I gave my heart to. But you make me feel like their's butterflies in my stomach. So I've decided to join your harem, even though I'm your sensei."
She then giving Naruto a light chaste kiss on the lips and said "Let this be your inspiration to make it pass the second exam."
She then smirked and said "Who knows what you'll get if you make it pass said exam."
She then leaning up turned and walked away with swaying hips and then vanished in a swirl of leaves. Naruto stood staring there for a few seconds in a state of pure shock, as his sensei had just kissed him on the damn lips and was part of his harem. Shaking his head he turned to Kurenai who had a victorious smirk on her face. She grabbing him and pulling him into a deep kiss that had him once again seeing southern constellations dropped him and said "That's another inspiration for you to make it pass the second exam Naruto-kun. When and if you do make it pass that part then."
She smiled and whispered "I'll be taking your virginity and riding you like a bucking bronco."
Naruto's face could have replaced the tomato from how red it was, while some blood dripped from his nose. She giggled at his reaction and like Yugao before turned from him with swaying hips, before vanishing in a swirl of leaves. The genjutsu then vanished and Naruto swore up and down he could hear the Kyuubi inside of him grumbling about lucky brats landing stone cold foxes. Shaking his head he knew that his mom was smacking Karma around up in the realm of the gods as no way was this normal. He then started his journey back up to the academy to start the chunin exams.
An hour later Naruto was pinching the bridge of his nose as Sasuke, ever the arrogant emo avenger had alerted the entire room below that there had been a genjutsu over the door. Naruto had resisted the urge to slap the duck assed boy on the back of his head, and settled for sending the Uchiha a wilting glare. The boy hadn't apparently gotten the message as he was now fighting with Rock Lee, a green wearing nutcase with eyebrows so thick they looked alive. The boy was most likely a taijutsu specialist like Guy, but no the Uchiha in all of his supposed infinit wisdom had accepted the fight. The only good thing was now the arrogant one was now getting his ass handed to him in the most spectacular and entertaining way. It all ended when Guy appeared to admonish Lee for trying to do a jutsu that wasn't mean for use against comrades.
Naruto shut his eyes tightly when the twin nutcases of Konoha hugged having been warned about what looking at this could do to his mind by Yugao. Sadly Sakura and the emo were hit full force by whatever it was and Naruto refused to open his eyes until he was sure it had stopped. He then pushed the two traumatized idiots through the door. He once sure it was safe opened his eyes and blinked finding Kakashi and a smirking Yugao leaning against the door. Rolling his eyes at Kakashi still reading his smut he asked "What are you two doing here?"
Kakashi eye smiled and said "I'm here to make sure my cute little genin all came to take this exam."
Naruto blinked hearing this and easily figured out what Kakashi was trying to say, he turning to Yugao blinked when she still with the smirk on her face said "I'm here to tell you to go all out."
She then licked her lips and said "I'm also gonna remind you of what I told you on your way to the exams."
Naruto's face burned bright red remembering what she had said. He walking towards the door said "I won't hold back sensei and Kakashi-no-Echi, stop calling us cute, it kinda sounds like you're a pedophile."
He then walked into the room ignoring how Kakashi had turned so green he was making grass jealous. Yugao snickered hearing Naruto call Kakashi a pedophile. She then watched as Sasuke and Sakura walked into the room. Shaking her head she eye smiled at Kakashi and said "Come on Kakashi-no-Pedo, we should get to the jonin lounge, or are you still busy thinking about the Uchiha and yourself in a bedroom."
She giggled when Kakashi turned even greener as he said "Not funny Yugao." Both jonin then vanished in a swirl of leaves.
Naruto walking into the correct room rolled his eyes as he was hit with the killing intent of the room. Lifting up his hands he gave the entire room the bird and said "Fuck you."
The killing intent increased and it didn't bother him one bit as he was used to Yugao sending killing intent at him, plus they had nothing on the late Zabuza. He was about to say something when he was glomped by a purple missile. Blinking several times he turned to find himself being nuzzled by Ino who said "You know just how to make an entrance Naruto-kun."
Naruto really confused turned to Shikamaru and asked "What the hell?"
Shikamaru sighing said "The troublesome woman decided that Sasuke-teme otherwise known as Lord Emo of lake Brood, or High King Duck Ass of the Knights of Emo, was no longer worth her time after his last rather harsh rejection of her affections. You are now the target of her love and time."
Naruto hearing this sweat dropped and turned to Sasuke. He said "Thanks oh great and powerful Lord Emo for dumping one of your most tenacious fan-girls on my shoulders. Please if there's every anything I can not do for you, don't let me know."
Sasuke sneered at Naruto and turned to find team eight walking towards them. Naruto instantly noticed that Hinata was holding hands with Shino and smiled. He was about to say something when Sakura said "Ino-pig get off of Naruto-kun."
He and everyone else from Konoha who knew Sakura blinked and gained wide eyes. Ino glaring at Sakura asked "Why would I do that forehead?"
Sakura having finally decided grabbed Naruto's arm and said "Because he's mine."
Naruto hearing this blanched as this sentence meant that he now had both of Sasuke's most tenacious fan-girls on his tail. Groaning he turned to Sasuke and said "Seriously thank you High King Emo of the Unholy Knights of Castle Brood."
Sasuke now upset as his two tenacious fan-girls had abandoned him for the dobe. Ino glaring at Sakura said "As if forehead. Naruto-kun is mine."
Sakura sending a powerful glare back at Ino said "No he's mine."
Both girls then started to argue loudly to Naruto's dismay. This would continue for the next 20 minutes, when a boy that had warning bells sounding in Naruto's head walked over and said "You rookies should quite down."
Kiba snorting asked "Who the hell are you?"
The boy pushing up his glasses said "Pardon my name is Kabuto Yakushi and I'm a konoha genin like you guys but I've taken the chunin exams before."
When he said this Naruto's eyes narrowed and he asked "How many times have you failed Yakushi-san?"
Kabuto said "7 times."
The warning bells were now blaring and Naruto instantly decided that this Kabuto was not to be trusted. He blinked when Sasuke said "I'd like information on Rock Lee and Naruto Uzumaki."
Naruto letting his brain catch up said "Give me information on Temari Subaku."
He ignored when across the room said female blushed. Kabuto nodding revealed three cards. Naruto quickly snatched the one with his information on it and the one with Temari's info. His eyes narrowed even more spotting the info on his card as all of this was confidential info that only the Hokage was supposed to know, hell some of it was info he hadn't even told jiji yet. Igniting the fire inside he burned the card and sent a potent glare at Kabuto. He then started to read Temari's card. He couldn't stop the impressed whistle that came out of his mouth as he read it. He smiled and said "Not only is she pretty, but she's a Wind User and she's a Mistress of the Wind."
His smile widened and said "She's gonna be fun."
Temari across the room had a burning blush on her face as the cute and powerful boy she was quickly gaining a crush on Naruto and wondered if she could talk to him before the finals. Naruto ignored when the three sound genin attacked Kabuto and the silver haired spy fell to his knees. He also chose to ignore Sakura and Ino still arguing over him.
Half and hour later Naruto was sitting in a chair between Hinata and some random Ame ninja. Naruto had took one look at the written exam and knew that there was no fucking way anyone not as smart as Sakura or Shikamaru would be able to answer these questions without cheating. He didn't have to cheat as his mom literally took over for about five minutes and filled out all of the other answers, she also informed him that this exam was easy compared to what was coming next. Naruto didn't like the way that had sounded, but ignored it in favor of having a pleasant conversation with his mom. Turns out he also gained his godly love of ramen from her. He blinked when his mom informed him that he was most likely going to activate a Digivolution soon.
She wasn't sure why or when, but knew it was coming soon. He had asked her what kind of creature did she think he would Digivolve into. She had giggled and said he was most likely going to Digivolve into a Dragon, as one of her more powerful forms was a dragon. This got him asking her all about her different forms. His eyes had widened when she had informed him that she had many different forms and had actually gained two from her new dominions. These new forms were apparently Legendary Pokegirls known as Whore-Oh and Moltits. Naruto hadn't even asked what was up with the names but had asked if he would ever get to travel to this apparent world of Pokegirls. She had giggled and told him cryptically he would find out after the second exam. This had made him blink, but shrug as she was his mom and he trusted her. She then informed him that she would talk to him later as she was looking for something to give him.
This made his focus come back to the outside and he blinked several times as a lot of the genin that had been in the room before was now gone. His mind then filled in all of the info he missed out on. Apparently the proctor, Ibiki Morino had spilled some utter bullshit about failing them and banning them from the chunin exams if they failed the last questions. Rolling his eyes he said "Oi shithead stop stalling for time as both know that you can't do a damn thing besides fail us for this year. You don't have the power or the authority to ban any of us from taking other chunin exams."
Ibiki with a twitching eyebrow asked "What makes you so sure brat?"
Naruto giving him the finger said "One because you're just a jonin, two only the old man could do that and he knows damn well I'd prank him and the village for the next six months if he even thought of trying that shit. Now shut the fuck up and tell us we passed already."
Ibiki's eyebrows were now twitching badly and several tick marks could be seen on his head. He glaring at Naruto said "Brat you've got some balls to talk to me like that but-!"
Here he smirked and said "You're absolutely right and to all of you who remained congratulations you passed."
He then started talking about things that honestly bored Naruto so he started to think about what the second exam could be. He blinked when Anko appeared in the room with a banner declaring her sexy but no longer single. She looking around the room said "76 genin."
She turning to the now dangerously twitching Ibiki said "You've lost your touch."
Ibiki was about to say something when Naruto said "He never had the touch. I bet he couldn't even intimidate Iruka-sensei."
Ibiki was now leaking killing intent as Anko turned to look Naruto directly in the eyes. She then walked right up to him ignoring the looks all of the other genin was sending her. Grabbing him by his collar and continued to stare him in the eyes. Naruto was about to say something, when his mind was temporarily shut down as she planted a soul searing, toe curling kiss on his lips, that once again had Naruto seeing Southern Constellations. Anko dropping him licked her lips and ignored the killing intent sent her way by Sakura, Ino and Temari. She turned and said "Alright kiddies and Naruto-kun, follow me to training ground 44."
She then left the same way she came in, making many sweat drop. Naruto and the others simply followed her, with Naruto being in a daze. Ibiki grumbling about having to give smart mouthed kids a talk, started collecting the papers. He blinked when he got to Naruto's and found a hidden message for him. He looking it over gained wide eyes and quickly vanished to go inform the Hokage of what Naruto had found out.
Anko now standing in front of the Forest of Death was giving her explanation while munching on Dango. Naruto no longer in a daze was getting this overwhelming sense of trepidation as he stared at the massive and dark forest in front of him. It wasn't actually the forest that made him uneasy, as he had been in there before. No it was the long tongued Kusa Kunoichi that made Naruto's skin crawl and the hair on the back of his neck stand on end. He didn't know why but this person gave him the creeps and made him want to summon his dragon friend and unleash her full power on the freak and not even care about the effects doing this would cause.
He blinked feeling eyes on him. Turning he found Temari staring at him. This made him smile and say "Hey Desert Flower. I do hope you're not planning anything indecent while staring at me."
Temari's face burned red as she turned away as she had been thinking indecent things while staring at him, most of them along the lines of finding out if he was such a good kisser. Anko eye smiling after every group of genin got their scrolls, with her blowing a kiss at Naruto. She giggled when he blushed brightly and the Haruno sent her a glare. Apparently Naruto was becoming a wanted product and the Haruno wanted him. She knew she needed to inform Kurenai about this and planned on doing so after she said "Alright kiddies Go and don't die, specifically you Naruto-kun."
Naruto now blushing even harder jumped into the forest, with Sakura and Sasuke following him. As he landed on the branch of a tree he said "I got a bad feeling about this."
It's finally time for the chunin exams and Naruto blows by the first exam with the help of his mom who also informs him of her two Pokègirl forms. Anko also makes another appearance and Naruto gains the curse of tenacious fans. I also have a question. Do you guys want Kurenai or any of the humans in Naruto's harem to have Pokègirls or do you want only Naruto to have pokegirl's? Let me know and review or else. As always PM or leave any questions, concerns and suggestions in the review.