Just as Phineas and Isabella sat down, hopeless, the two of them pulled each other closer, unable to stop bawling.

MUSIC: Final Fantasy Adventure – Julius Final Battle (VIP Mario 5 port)

The candidate for Congress was making a huge speech in front of a lot of TV reporters when the Gaffe-Inator had finished charging. "Get ready to watch as he bites himself." Doofenshmirtz said to Perry. Agent P escaped the trap just as the Inator fired.

As the Candidate got hit with the sadness ray, he changed the speech mid-sentence. "Oh yes. During high school, I had done a lot that you don't want to know about." The Candidate for Congress replied. In seconds, the audience began to boo him off the stage. Barack Obama and John McCain soon called on him to quit the race.

During the battle over Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., Perry pushed the Gaffe-Inator over the ledge of the tall skyscraper, and it crashed onto the pavement below, with no injuries.

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doofenshmirtz yelled as Perry use his jetpack to fly back to the Flynn-Fletcher house.

The Inator scorecard had updated. "Poofenplotz is still in the lead, with Doofenshmirtz a close second. Only 1 person has yet to fire their Inator."

Dr. Bloodpudding was the last to fire his Inator. The Teleport-To-Pluto-Inator had gotten it's shot off mere seconds before the self-destruct button was hit. "CURSE YOU AGENT K!" Dr. Bloodpudding yelled.

The Inator scorecard had updated for the last time. "Come to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. to collect your prizes, Professor Poofenplotz and Dr. Bloodpudding. Everyone else gets nothing."

MUSIC: Terranigma – Crysta

Just as Linda's car arrived home from cooking class, the Teleport-To-Pluto-Inator's ray had hit the Feel Better Phinabella Supercomputer, which had vanished in a puff of light.

"But, but, but" Candace commented, as the Supercomputer disappeared, being frozen completely solid by Pluto's inhospitable temperatures before shattering into a million pieces due to the harsh cold that makes the North Pole feel as hot as the Equator.

Linda asked Candace "What did the boys do today?", completely oblivious to the fact that her son was feeling hopeless.

Candace replied "Phineas and Isabella were hit with a depression ray, and were too emotionally broken to move outside each other's side. Ferb tried to cheer them up, but nothing could do that, especially after they found out this s-sadness would return e-even stronger than ever.", beginning to cry. Linda started to feel sad for Phineas.

Buford and Baljeet were getting ready to leave for the day, before Baljeet remembered something. He walked over to Lawrence and told him "I forgot to tell Isabella something. She loves Phineas. Phineas loves her, and that's final. We can still be friends without messing with your relationship." Lawrence went over to tell the hopeless couple what Baljeet said.

As the family gathered around Phineas and Isabella, all of them began to feel heartbroken. "Oh. T-there you are, Perry" Candace said as she saw first-hand how emotionally broken her brother is.

Phineas told Candace "I-Isabella a-and I a-are u-unable to s-stop s-sobbing at a-all on c-certain d-days." Everyone in the house began to cry, except for Ferb.

"MOM! Phineas and Isabella only just turned 10 years old, and yet they're now boyfriend and girlfriend." Candace told Linda, who hesitated for a second to think about what to say.

"Phineas. Isabella. You two will be allowed to prepare for the return of your unending sorrow by spending half an hour alone together every Friday, starting September 5. On days where your unending sorrow returns, you will be allowed to spend the entire day alone together, but you two must go to school." Linda told the hopeless couple.

"T-thanks, mom." Phineas said, as he helped Isabella up, and the two of them hugged each other, with them quickly making it the longest hug they've ever had.

Just as the long hug began, the Congressional Candidate's house was raided by the police, who had found video evidence of him doing several stupid criminal acts like vandalism during high school. As the Congressional Candidate was questioned by the police, his approval rating sank below George W. Bush's in the district.