January 4th: The Fourth - 300 words - Break the 4th wall.

Warnings: N/A

Fandom: Hawaii 5-0!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hawaii 5-0!


Pain Meds and Danny Don't Mix

Here he was lying on the couch in his office. Danny Williams sighed as he rubbed his sore shoulder. He was surprised it wasn't broken and was glad the knife wound in his leg only needed three stitches. He should consider himself lucky that he wasn't admitted. Yeah, he was lucky alright but he still had a job to do and Steve still needed the report from the attack.

"Danny! You got checked out, right? You okay?" Steve interrupted his thoughts, busting into his quiet office.

"Yes Steve, I'm alright, no thanks to you!" Danny growled and Steve had the audacity to look down.

"Hey you, yeah you! You see what I have to put up with? Steve, the SuperSeal who thinks he's immortal all 'cause he has super ninja powers!" Danny threw his face up, looking towards the roof. "And you! You just sit back and watch all this go down, laughing at the poor defenseless Danny. Pretty sure you're getting some sick kick out of this, just like him aren't ya. Have you no decency, you know I have a little girl, right? You really think she should be subjected to this animal while he gets her daddy hurt on a weekly, if not daily basis?!"

Steve watched Danny scowl and start shaking his finger at the ceiling and his worry jumped up multiple notches immediately.

"Hey Danny, you sure you all right? Who are you talking to?" Steve spoke gently, like he would to an injured child, and looked towards the roof and saw nothing. He knew Danny wasn't the fully religious type, so the only thing he could think of was that Danny was high out of his mind.

"'M fine.." Danny's scowl lessened into a slight frown and his eyes fluttered closed, the pain medication finally putting him out.

Steve took a good, long look at Danny and smirked, apparently, he couldn't hold his pain medicine very well. Ah well, the day was over, he would just have to take the big lug to his house where he could keep an eye on him and let him sleep it off.