Crystal was getting ready. "this is going to be so great" she thought. She was wearing a long navy blue skirt with a bright red collared shirt, white tennis shoes, and a bracelet with small silver harts dangling from it. Over all it was probably one of the best outfits she had worn in a while. "He is sure to be wowed!" She thought as she ran out of her room at top speed, in a hurry to get to Zims house. In her mad rush, though she failed to see a small hole in the road, tripped and went sprawling. She got up, dusted her self off and checked for any tears in her clothing. When she there were none, she took off not so fast this time and looked where she was going.

At Zims house, Zim was getting ready too. He brushed his wig and chose his best uniform and contacts. At first he tried to convince himself that it was merely to keep the human coming back so he could further study humans, but then he realized it wasn't that. He decided to run a diagnostic on his pak but that had to wait because just then someone knocked.

Crystal waited outside for Zim to answer the door. She made good use of this time and fixed her hair were it had been messed up from running and tripping. The door open and Zim stood in the doorway. "WHAT HAPPED!" he asked seeing the blood running down her arms and legs. She had failed to notice that during her fall she had cut herself pretty badly. "I tripped" she replied. "TRIPED! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUPED OFF THE SIDE OF THE GRAND CANYON!" he was right they were pretty deep and had bits of dirt and stuff in them. "Come with me" he said Crystal was relived when he finally stopped yelling. She followed him to his kitchen and he patched her up.

When she came out and her cuts had been properly treated he turned to face her. "soooooooooooooooo... What do you want to do now?" he asked. Right then Gir walked in and started watching TV. "Uh Zim, why is your dog green?" Crystal asked. "It's an uh, skin discoloration" said Zim proud of himself for thinking so quickly. "Right" said Crystal, clearly not buying it "and why is he watching TV?" she asked. "He's an advanced dog" he said.

For the next half hour or so she bombarded Zim with questions like "why are you green" and "why dose your dog have a zipper". As you might have guessed this lead to one seriously ticked Zim. "AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!" exclaimed Zim after about 50 questions. "Look I will be in my room doing something, watch TV with Gir until I get back". "Where are you going?" she asked "my room" he said "what are you doing?" "SOMETHING!" he yelled making her flinch. "What kind of something?" she asked. "Something you don't need to know about Earth-Monkey, KNOW GO WACH TV WITH GIR!" he exploded. "All right sheesh" she said and walked over to the couch.

After about the third episode of the scary monkey show marathon (witch she found mind numbingly dull) she pulled out a bag of Mike And Likes and shared them with Gir. It wasn't long till they ran out (Gir kept taking large handfuls only to drop most of them) she went to discard the wrapper only to find that a tunnel led down to who-knows-were (and I think we all know). She looked down hoping to find some evidence of where it leads. She thought she heard Zims voice and ran back to the couch.

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In his lab, Zim was running a diagnostic on his pak. Nothing seemed wrong, but that didn't explain the weird things he was feeling.

"Arrrrggggggg!" Screamed a very aggravated Zim. It had been almost an hour and he still didn't know. "Computer!" said Zim "Perform a super analysis search every little part for the problem" "Analyzing..." the computer said in its dull computer like voice "there is nothing wrong" the computer computed. "NOTHING WRONG!" shouted Zim "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!" he shouted and decided to just go up stairs.

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When he got up there he found Gir and Crystal watching TV, Crystal had taken off her bandages to reveille her scabbed arms and legs. He joined them on the couch and watched the scary monkey show for a while (Zim kept murmuring "that monkey").After a while Crystal had to go home, Zim went to work with his pak, and Gir screamed "TACOS!" and went and got tacos.