Finally, here is chapter 3. This one is shorter than my other chapters but I might go back later and edit it to make it a little longer. I'll be working on chapter 4 as well, and SHOULD have it out in the next month or less. (Fingers crossed) Please, review and tell me what you think. I would really appreciate it.

Thank you!

Chapter 3: Extreme Makeover: Rei Edition

Tamaki did not take to well to my comment about being a jester. I have never seen someone start crying as fast and as fiercely as he did in that moment. Which only was as hilarious as my accurate suggestion of him being a jester was spot on. amuse me fool... Show me thy tears!... Okay Rei, calm down on the sadistic tone, just because glasses is next to you doesn't give you the right to be sadistic.

"HARUHI! I AM NOT A COMMON FOOL AM I?! I am a...A STUNNING AND CHARMING KING. ALL WHO GAZE GET LOST IN MY ROYAL CHARM AND HANDSOME DEMEANOR. Right... Ha..Haruhi...?" Tamaki ran over to Haruhi, seeking comfort and a shoulder to cry on.

Poor Haruhi. His uniform is going to be soaked from all the tears.

As Tamaki ran up on Haruhi for comfort, Haruhi stuck his hand out and kept him a safe distance away.

"Senpai, you are acting like a fool right now! Calm down and quit trying to cry all over my uniform, it cost a fortune to get this dry cleaned after the last time you cried all over me."

"HAHAHA! Boss you are a fool! Boss is a fo~ol! Boss is a fo~ol!" they chanted as they circled and skipped around him.

"get away you evil twins! Shoo~ Shoo~!"

Okay, I can't watch this anymore.

"Well guys, look at the time, I really must be going. I cannot miss my,.. uh thing. So excuse me as I go see/do my...thing. It is a very important thing... A thing in which I cannot miss... This... Thing."

"Well~ Bye!" Que: Running.

Random twin: "Mori, stop him!"

Que: Body Slam!

Sitting in a chair with one of those tarp things they put over you when you get your hair cut at a salon that scratches your neck and makes you look like a tent with a head was never a part of my agenda today for school. I mean, I didn't do anything I really wanted to do today anyways. 1. Look sleek and cool to impress Soma, Nope. 2. Not to be to weird and noticable. Double nope. 3. Eat some fancy food, perferrably, buffet style. That one is a hell no.

So hell, why not end up in a chair with this stupid tarp thingy on me. As long as they don't make me look like Don Sensei, I hardly care at this point.

The twins are scheming at a vanity across my way, seeming to draw up a blueprint for my impending doom. The other host are shooing away the last of their customers, Tamaki and Hani keep peeking over curious as to what construction is going to happen to me. So far, I think I like Haruhi and Hani the best. Mori is okay to, in the statue kind of way. Haruhi seems to be the most calm one, and Hani is just... a cutiepie. So there. My logic may not be sound, but it has a form!

After a while, everyone gathered around, even pulled up some chairs to get closer. The twins were pulling out there weapons, (Sissors,..not anything perverted.) and went to town on my hair. I could hardly figure out what the hell was going on, besides a few snips here and a few there, even some plucking of my brows. A little mouse and styling gel for flavor and... they presented me to the others.

"Presenting: present day Rei! No 2007 bullshit."

There was a few pleasent hums and nods of approval. Obviously, not a big transformation. If they had seen me a few months ago and then seen me now, now that is a transformation!

"It does suite you better Rei-Chan! You look more... you!"

"Agreed Hani Senpai. He does look less feral now." Well gee, thanks Kyoya.

and what does Hani mean by more.. me? I guess there is only one way to find out. I slowly turned my chair around so I was facing the vanity mirror. What I saw was a... big lame dork.

My hair was tamed, I had a small cowlick that didn't seem to want to go down. I somehow looked more, timid. Less threatening and crazy, more goofy and silly. How am I suppose to impress Soma if I looked like an unimpressive dorkling? Okay, maybe that is what I am but still, people don't need to know that right off the get go.

"What do you think Rei?" One of the twins, maybe Karou asked.

"I look like a fresh faced dork."

"Thats because you are, idiot." Hikaru, I believe. He got a glare and a swat.

"I am not! I am cool, (Enter cool face here) I keep it fresh yo. Fo shizzle."

...

Tamaki patted my shoulder and looked like he was about to tell me my pet dog had died...

"Rei-kun, I am sorry to say but you are not cool my underling... you are simply... dorky."

"Wh...Whatever you jester! I have coolness. You all just have not witnessed my final form! Now if you will excuse me, I have to get going. My chariot awaits and I must report to home base in order to get my feasting and resting until tomorrow... Far thee well!"

I yanked the tarp thingy off with a dramatic flip, forgetting there was still hair stuck to the tarp thingy, it flew all around, kind of like rose petals did for the guys, but you know, its hair. Of course, my mouth was open and my head was held high, cool and calm. Then, a chunk of hair got into my mouth and I started to gag.

I bolted out of there gagging on hair and all I could here before me as I elegantly made me escape to the great outside was...

"Yep. Definitley a dork."