(I Docter Sith Pony dark apprentice of Darth Equus and medically licensed mad scientist am a happy stallion to report that I'm shipping (Among other things) out chapter 2 also I do not own My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic if i did...Spike would thanks me)
There prevously happening at about shall we say two hours and thirty seven minutes ago within an unmagically oriented more highly scientific universe existing upon a planet long called earth by its most dominant species Homo Sapians better known as humans is one specific man among all others of his kind.
Our protagonist is not some real life spectacular super hero or an unstoppable warlord in charge of two hundred kingdoms instead he just so happens to be (Drumroll please) one really Wierd nerd named Noah Douglas Rolfe do not call him Doug.
Born on November ninth in the great state of Pennsylvania happily living there with both his parents and two older siblings. James obviously being his car fixing mechanic of a big brother while Anna is one beloved pain called an overachieving sister who's learning how to become a computer programmer.
Meanwhile we have young indecisive Noah who despite being both nineteen years of age and has been working since eleven cannot simply keep any job for too long ether quitting or rarely being fired. It's not like he doesn't try in fact he might just be their family most dedicated worker.
Unfortunately their are somethings that often interrupt his work like how Noah's can get destracted easily by things he enjoys examples being video games mostly table top rpgs some cute animals and well...women. Specifically matured ones who've aged well (so yes milfs) not like he's some pervert but it's hard to stay focused.
Thankfuly Noah knew of one place on earth with no such distracting elements a old table -top Roleplaying slash card shop names the Mystic Dice owned by childhood friend Garry who was in need of someone organized and easily bought off by comic books to work as a assistant.
Honestly the job didn't pay all that well and Garry could often be detached from reality a lot more then most on another more pleasant hand there was gaurented discounts some free merchandise but also no distracting women. Besides its much better then working in Meaty's dinner no one deserves such a terrible toilet scrubbing food poisoning fate.
Only that would soon change specifically on a seemingly average Monday afternoon while only the dynamic dou of nerd culture were there doing what many must during slow days at work checking and organizing shelves of recently delivered merchandise.
Seeing his boss finally sitting down on a scratched captain America shield stool and open up issue thirty seven of Spider-Man web of wives meant Noah now had some time on his mind for reading as well perhaps one they just acquired.
Looking threw a medium sized box labeled by both duct tape and permanent marker rare items deciding that if they have already been processed Garry didn't think them really so important mister Rolfe decided nothing would be missed.
Our senior most example being of course an oddly odd looking book covered by probably real pitch black leather not at all dyed. Upon the front was its title in bold letters for all to see NYMPHOLOGY VOLUME TWO.
Remembering from not very recent memory this roleplaying guides predecessor to be an unconventional Dungeons and Dragons spouse of supplement material pertaining to what most party's don't exactly think about (At least not openly) sexual encounters in game.
worried about being destracted by some gamers errotic fantasies he was prepared to set it down and slowly back alway when suddenly an unexplained like pours over the book at speed faster then an eye can see however Noah is while screaming dragged into this blue light of mysterious powers.
(Done also please suggest harem candatites not princess's other then miss twilight also I will not being having mares and stallions in the haram perhaps a separate story for that latter if there's enough requests) ENJOY