My goodness, I got a LOT of ideas for this time!
"Looky here Peril! I have a *grunt* really big box for you!" Turtle heaved a giant box towards their spot.
"I thought I told you I don't wanna do this on the ground! I keep burning the grass." She mumbled, looking at the blackened vegetation below her talons.
"Follow me!" Turtle took flight and she followed him to a strange metal contraption.
"What is this?" Peril poked at the metal.
"It's a stage!" Glory materialized behind her.
"What are you doing here? You're a Queen!" Peril jumped away from Glory.
"The author wanted to use all 5 dragonets of destiny, so she stuck me in here!" Glory looked at the reader and smiled.
A voice sounded around them, "Ok Glory that's enough! Stop breaking the fourth wall!"
"Well, Clay is bringing the box, so just get on the stage and wait." Turtle looked at Peril and followed her into the metal structure.
Grunting could be heard as Clay pushed the box over, "Here you go! I just hope there isn't more Scavengers in here!"
Peril walked along the box, inspecting the many stamps of Lemon's followers, "This is the most I have ever seen! But there can always be more!" (Ok I'll stop now!)
"Shall we start with the first thing?" Turtle asked as he flew into the box, reaching for the tape.
"Sure!" Peril said as she reached for the box.
"No! Wait!" Turtle was too late. Peril touched the cardboard and everything inside fell to the ground.
"Cover your eyes!" Clay yelled as he put his wings over Peril's eyes.
"Why?" Peril tried to peek around Clay's enormous wings, but to no avail.
"It must be a surprise. Even I know that!" Jambu's pink form looked red in the barely noticable sunset.
Peril jumped back, "Why are you here?" She asked, disgusted.
"Your show is a hit among us Rainwings!" Jambu smiled in glee.
"What!?" Peril looked around as 20 Rainwings around her materialized, all talking and smiling.
"Let's give the people what they want!" Turtle emerged from the curtains in a tuxedo, microphone in hand. A band played from nowhere, and Peril starts to look terrified.
"Welcome everyone, to the What If Peril Touched Show, and I'm your host, Prince Turtle of the Seawings!"
Clapping was heard all around as the spotlights shone on the stage, Peril came up and sat down, looking extremely confused.
"Starting tonight off with-" Turtle looked at the card in his hand "-a Wooble Bubble Ball?" He pulled out a deflated pink mass, where he set a small pump next to it.
He pushed the nossle into the mass. Turtle flicked the on switch and the ball began to inflate, followed by oos and aws throughout the arena.
Peril looked very confused, but then smiled at the crowd.
"It says here it will never pop!" Sunny poked at the label, then smiled like the Grinch, "We will see about that!"
"Finished!" Turtle announced, showing the ball to the crowd.
"Gimme!"Peril reached out, and Turtle put it in her talons.
It has the consistency of bubblegum, and Peril squishes it between her talons.
"BURN!" Sunny popped the the ball and put a match on it.
Peril yelped and dropped it on the stage, where it sizzled into a black pile. The Rainwings looked at each other, then laughed histerically.
Kinkajou was bright pink and laughing louder than the rest.
Turtle cleared his throat and the audience went silent, "Would anyone like to volunteer an item?"
All the Rainwings yelled and held their claws up. But of course, Turtle picked on Kinkajou.
Kinkajou brought her covered item up to the stage. Turtle stepped out off the way and Peril opened her talons.
Kinkajou yelled, "WHAM BAM PINEAPPLE UP HIS SNOUT!"
She shoved the bright pineapple into Peril's nose.
"AHHHHH!" Peril screamed as the pineapple lodged in her nostril. Seconds later, it became hot mush, which left Peril hunched over a bucket sneezing out pineapple dragonet food.
Turtle looked nerviously about the gathered dragons which now consisted of Skywings, Mudwings, and the like.
"That concludes tonight's show! See you all next time!!" Turtle said as Clay lowered the curtains.
The crowd begain to disperse, many still chuckling about the show.
Aaand that's the eeennnddd!