Written for the lovers day event at Hogwarts: (Scenario) Asking children who their favorite parent is
"Theodore," Andromeda said through gritted teeth. "There is no way in all of magic that you are Nymphadora's favorite parent.
"And why is that?" Ted countered, waving his hands as he talked. "It's not like all little girls have such a close relationship with their mothers, just like at you."
Andromeda glared. Ted stuck out his tongue at her, enjoying the way her face has gotten red from her rage.
"Well Theodore, I'll have you know that your mother and father both prefer me over you," Andromeda said sweetly, batting her eyelashes.
Ted glared back and Andromeda laughed, an unexpected voice joining in her amusement. Whipping around in shock, Andromeda and Ted found Nymphadora seated on the floor beside the fridge, roaring with laughter.
Upon realizing that her parents had noticed her presence, Nymphadora waved them on, hiccupping with laughter. "No, no, continue please."
Smiling at her daughter, Andromeda kneeled down to Nymphadora. Ted, upon realizing what his wife was about to do, ran over and sat beside her.
"Nymphadora, honey, who would you say your favorite parent is?" Andromeda asked, forced nonchalance in her voice.
"Do godparents count?" Nymphadora wondered along.
Andromeda paled. "Well, yes, I assume they do."
Nymphadora perked up. "Oh, that's easy then! Cousin Sirius is my favorite."
Andromeda and Ted exchanged a horrified look over Nymphadora's head, both of them wondering where they had gone wrong.
"Dora, is there a reason behind that?' Ted asked, struggling to remain calm.
Nymphadora shrugged. "Well, he didn't saddle me with a name like Nymphadora, did he?"
Ted and Andromeda let out a sigh simultaneously. Andromeda rubbed the side of her head, feeling a headache coming in. All she knew was that she would be canceling Friday night dinner with Sirius. It was clear he was being a bad influence and tainting her poor daughter.