Background (Starring - Percy)
Name - Perseus 'Percy' Jackson
Nicknames(who uses them) - Peter Johnson(Mr. D) Seaweed Brain(Annabeth) Boss(Blackjack) Persassy(Fandom)
Father - Poseidon
Mother - Sally Jackson
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - His father is the Greek god of the sea
Eye Color - Sea Blue
Hair Color - Jet Black
Weapon of Choice - Anaklusmos (Riptide)
Other Facts -
Goes to camp Half-Blood, sometimes camp Jupiter
A Greek Demigod, Hero, and Saver of Olympus
Has a black Pegasus, named Blackjack, that likes to call Percy "Boss" though told not to
Has a hell hound friend named Mrs. O'Leary
A child of the Big Three
Head of the Poseidon cabin
In a relationship with Annabeth Chase
Gave up immortality for Annabeth
One of the Seven {Dwarves?} (No, just no)
Was a Roman Praetor until Jason returned
Background (Starring - Annabeth)
Name - Annabeth Chase
Nicknames(who uses them) - Wise Girl (Percy), Annie Bell (Mr. D)
Father - Frederick Chase
Mother - Athena
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - Her mom is the Greek goddess of wisdom, art, and battle strategy
Eye Color - Stormy Grey
Hair Color - Blonde
Weapon of Choice - The Dagger Luke gave her
Other Facts -
Goes to camp Half-Blood
A Greek Demigod and Hero
Declined being a huntress so she could stay with Percy
In a relationship with Percy Jackson
Saver of Olympus
One of the Seven
Cousin of Magnus Chase
Background (Starring - Nico)
Name - Nico di Angelo
Nicknames(who uses them) - Ghost King (the dead); Death Boy, Death Breath, Doom and Gloom, Zombie Boy, Angel Face, etc. (Will) (Will didn't, correction doesn't, know when to stop)
Father - Hades
Mother - Maria di Angelo (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - His father is the Greek god of the dead
Eye Color - Dark Brown
Hair Color - Black
Weapon of Choice - A three-foot black sword that can take it's victim's essence
Other Facts -
Goes to camp Half-Blood
A Greek Demigod and Hero
Younger brother of Bianca di Angelo (deceased)
Younger half brother of Hazel Levesque (Died then returned)
King of the Dead
Loved by hellhounds, especially Mrs. O'Leary {Can I has a snuggle with a hellhound?} |Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr -Mrs. O'Leary|
Sometimes goes to Camp Jupiter
In a relationship with Will Solace
Use to have a thing for Percy Jackson, then realized Percy 'isn't his type'
Background (Starring - Will)
Name - Will Solace
Nicknames(who uses them) - Sunshine, Son of the Sun, Glow Stick, Ray of Light, Morning Ray, etc. (Nico) (Nico doesn't know when to stop either)
Father - Apollo
Mother - Naomi Solace
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - His father is the Greek god of the sun, archery, and healing
Eye Color - Blue
Hair Color - Sunkissed Blond
Weapon of Choice - Medicine - healer
Other Facts -
Goes to camp Half-Blood
Half-brother of the other Demigod children of Apollo
Head of the Apollo cabin
The camp's best healer
In a relationship with Nico di Angelo
Likes to tell Nico things and then say, "Doctor's orders"
Background (Starring - Thalia)
Name - Thalia Grace
Nickname(who uses them) - Pinecone Face (Percy) {Damn it Percy, only I can be a smartass!}
Father - Zeus (She is deathly afraid of heights) {HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The sky god's child hates heights, that's rich!} (We don't say that in front of her, doesn't end well…)
Mother - Beryl Grace (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - Her father is the Greek sky god and king of the gods, plus she is a Huntress of Artemis,
Eye Color - Stormy Green
Hair Color - Black
Weapons of Choice - Aegis (shield), and a spear that conducts electricity
Other Facts -
"Older" full sister of Jason Grace. She thought Jason was killed when he was taken by Hera, but he shows up later as a Roman demigod. By this point they were about the same age.
On her way to Camp Half-Blood she risked her life for her friends, Luke Castellan, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood. Her father, Zeus, couldn't just let her die, so as she lay dying he turned her into a Pine Tree, so she could help others. Her tree produced a magic barrier around the camp.
Several years later Luke, now evil, poisoned her tree/her (Luke has since died)
Some demigods and a satyr went on a quest to get the Golden Fleece and to heal her tree and save the camp
The Fleece worked it's magic better than expected, not only was the tree healed but Thalia was back
She joins the Huntress of Artemis after the death of Zoë Nightshade; she is the head huntress
Background (Starring - Jason)
Name - Jason Grace
Nicknames(who uses them) - Lightning Boy (Piper), Blonde Superman (Leo), Sparky (Leo)
Father - Jupiter
Mother - Beryl Grace (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - His father is the Roman king of the gods and the sky god
Eye Color - Blue
Hair Color - Blonde
Weapon of Choice - Was Ivlivs but it got destroyed, now uses Juno's Gladius Lightning
Other Facts -
'Younger' brother of Thalia. Close to same age after tree thing and will soon be older than her because she no longer ages being a huntress and all
Normally goes to Camp Jupiter, but will visit Camp Half-Blood
Was a Roman Praetor until he forfeited his position to Frank
Head of Zeus Cabin at Camp Half-Blood
In a relationship with Piper
Is one of the seven
He can fly (need I say more?) {But can he fly well?} (Well, ummm, not really) {I'm not getting flying lessons from him then}(I can fly! But don't get flying lessons from me either…)
Background (Starring - Grover)
Name - Grover Underwood
Nicknames(who uses them) - G-Man (Percy), Goat Boy (Annabeth)
Father - Daddy Goat (Dead?)
Mother - Mama Goat (Dead?)
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - He is a satyr, Lord of the Wild, protector of Greek Heroes, and Finder of Pan {The god, not the flying bad boy from the fairy tail or the cooking utensil}
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Brown
Weapon of Choice - Nature Powered Reed Pipes
Other Facts -
He is a satyr, upper half is human, lower is goat
Good at finding powerful demigods, ↓
Found the demigods: Luke, Thalia, Annabeth, Percy, Nico, and Bianca
Helped retrieve the Golden Fleece
The first, and only, satyr to not only return alive but to find Pan (Who died)
Lord of the Wild
Can talk with animals
In a relationship with Juniper, a dryad that lives in the woods at Camp Half-Blood and she is the nature spirit of a Juniper bush
Background (Starring - Chiron)
Name - Chiron
Nicknames(who uses them) - Pony (Tyson), Mr. Brunner (used when he was a 'human' teacher)
Father - Cronus (Foster Father - Apollo)
Mother - Philyra (Now a tree) {Heh, the centaur has a tree for a mom, heh}
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - He is a centaur trainer of Great Heroes like Hercules, the first Jason, the original Perseus, Percy Jackson, and others
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Brown Hair; White Stallion
Weapon of Choice - Bow and Arrows
Other Facts -
He is a centaur, half man half horse {All awesome}
Trained heroes so well that Zeus made him an immortal trainer of hero for as long as he was needed
Poised as Mr. Brunner at Percy's school
Has a magic wheelchair that can hide the horse part of him so he can act human
Background (Starring - Carter)
Name - Carter Kane
Nickname(who uses them) - Mr. Wikipedia (Sadie)
Father - Julius Kane (deceasedish) Came back as Osiris - The god of the dead/king of the underworld
Mother - Ruby Kane (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Egyptian
Why - Egyptian Magician - Hosts Horus, and his father is kinda the god of the dead, (that's a long story, read the Kane Chronicles)
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Black
Weapons of Choice - Combat Magic and a Khopesh (an ancient Egyptian sword)
Other Facts -
Possesses the Eye of Horus
Restorer of the Throne of Fire
Pharaoh of the House of Life
One of the three most powerful magicians in the world, along with his sister, Sadie, and his Uncle Amos
Leader of the Twenty-First Nome {Not to be confused by the tiny people with pointy red hats that stand outside of your grandmother's house} (but my grandmother is a Titan, she doesn't have Gnomes outside her house, she doesn't even have a house….My great grandmother has some in her yard! Then again, she is the yard...well the Earth actually…)
In a relationship with Zia Rashid
Background (Starring - Sadie)
Name - Sadie Kane
Nicknames(who uses them) - None
Father - Julius Kane (deceasedish) Came back as Osiris - The god of the dead/king of the underworld
Mother - Ruby Kane (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Egyptian
Why - Egyptian Magician - Hosts Isis {The goddess not the terrorists you dunce} and her father is kinda the god of the dead, (Well duh, she's Carter's younger sister. Do you even read? Or must I explain everything?)
Eye Color - Blue
Hair Color - Naturally Caramel Blonde, tends to have a strip of some bright color
Weapons of Choice - Egyptian Magic - uses a wand or staff
Other Facts -
Her philosophy is: "when someone says I forbid it, that's a good sign it's worth doing" {Sounds like my kinda gal!}
Sadie doesn't do well with authority figures, and she could clearly teach a class called 'Angering Adults for Fun and Profit'
She is a skilled magician who uses the Ancient Egyptian gods to power her magic
Background (Starring - Leo)
Name - Leo Valdez
Nicknames(who uses them) - Commander Tool Belt, Bad Boy Supreme, Admiral Leo (All self given nicknames)
Father - Hephaestus
Mother - Esperanza Valdez (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - His father is the Greek god of the forge and blacksmiths
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Black
Weapon of Choice - Magical Toolbelt
Other Facts -
Can spontaneously burst into flames
Accidently burnt down his house killing his mom when he was young
Usually likes machines better than people
Befriends the bronze automaton dragon which he renames Festus, and then gets turned into the Ago II, then back into a dragon (It's complicated…)
Is one of the seven
Faked his own death so he could save Calypso
In a relationship with Calypso {That seems weird because he likes machines more than people…} (But who wouldn't like her? There is a reason young heroes were sent to her island)
When he returned to camp Nico gave out numbers so people could line up and hit him {Where do I sign up?} (Sorry that ended way before this story started) {Damn it, I was looking for an excuse to punch someone in the groin} (The sons of Aries won't mind) {They don't have large enough pairs} (So much for the PG rating…) {Why the hell would you rate this PG?} (Well there is violence… and slightly inappropriate jokes and comments… but I guess PG13 will have to do)
Background (Starring - Piper)
Name - Piper McLean
Nicknames(who uses them) - Pipes (Jason), Beauty Queen (Leo)
Father - Tristan McLean
Mother - Aphrodite
Side - Mythology - Greek
Why - Her mother is the Greek god of beauty and love
Eye Color - Varies
Hair Color - Chocolate
Weapon of Choice - Magic Dagger, Katoptris
Other Facts -
Her father is a famous Native American actor, but he refuses to play the part of a Native American
She has charmspeak and use to use it to get people to give her stuff, now uses it for good
Her father was being held hostage by the giant Enceladus
When they freed him, he was mentally broken and Piper was forced to give him a potion that Aphrodite had given her, one that erased all his short term memories.
In a relationship with Jason Grace
Is one of the seven
Background (Starring - Hazel)
Name - Hazel Levesque
Nicknames(who uses them) - Miss Metal Detector and Witch Girl (was called in her old life)
Father - Pluto
Mother - Marie Levesque(deceased)
Side - Mythology - Roman
Why - Her father is the Roman god of the dead and precious metals and gems found under the earth
Eye Color - Gold
Hair Color - Cinnamon Brown
Weapon of Choice - Cavalry Sword - a stout sword with a curved blade and thick back {I got a smaller one in the Kriegsmarine of the Wehrmacht, kinda had to fit it on a ship} (?) {I once was a German Naval Officer, let's just leave it at that} (o-kay then)
Other Facts -
She is the half sister of Nico and Bianca di Angelo
She was born December 17, 1928
Killed herself and her mom, by making a cave collapse on top of them, after realizing that her mother was being controlled by an evil force
She could have gone to Elysium (Basically Heaven) and her mother would go to The Fields of Punishment (Basically Hell, though not the worst part), but she didn't want that to happen to her mother so they both went to The Asphodel Meadows (Basically the oh well part).
Was brought back from the dead in by Nico
Is one of the seven
Befriends the immortal horse Arion who is the equine son of Demeter and Poseidon
Background (Starring - Frank)
Name - Frank Zhang
Nicknames(who uses them) - Fai Zhang (His grandmother), Klutz (Given to him by himself), Chinese Canadian Baby Man (by Arion)
Father - Mars
Mother - Emily Zhang (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Roman
Why - His father is the Roman god of war {And douchebaggery, no wait, that's Aries}
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Black
Weapons of Choice - Bow and Arrows, Shape Shifting Ability, and a Magic Spear which was given to him by his father - The end has a dragon's tooth which, when planted in the ground, causes a Skeleton Warrior to appear
Other Facts -
His mother is the descendant of Poseidon, and she has shapeshifting powers which Frank inherits
His shapeshifting abilities are on point
Is one of the seven
His lifeline is attached to a piece of firewood
Couldn't get out of Chinese handcuffs once, so he turned into an iguana {Why not a shark? Sharks are cooler}
Can turn into a swarm of bees, not just one but a whole swarm
He is a Roman Praetor, Jason gave it to him
Background (Starring - Reyna)
Name - Reyna Ramírez-Arellano
Nicknames(who uses them) - None
Father - Julian Ramírez-Arellano (deceased)
Mother - Bellona
Side - Mythology - Roman
Why - Her mother is the Roman goddess of war
Eye Color - Brown
Hair Color - Black
Weapons of Choice - Dagger, Javelin, Imperial Gold Spear ,
Other Facts -
Her older sister, Hylla, is the Amazon Queen
Praetor of Camp Jupiter
Reyna's guard dogs, Aurum and Argentum are metallic hounds with Ruby eyes and they have the ability to know when a person is lying and will then attack the person. Aurum is a golden hound, as Aurum is Latin for gold, and Argentum is a silver hound, as his name means 'silver' in Latin.
Helped return the Athena Parthenos to camp Half - Blood
Background (Starring - Magnus)
Name - Magnus Chase (deceasedish)
Nickname(who uses them) - Swagnus Chase (Magnus)
Father - Frey
Mother - Natalie Chase (deceased)
Side - Mythology - Norse
Why - His father is the Norse god of summer, wealth, light, peace, and fertility (if you do not know what this is, please ask your parents or guardians and NOT Google, Thank you)
Eye Color - Grey
Hair Color - Blond
Weapon of Choice - Sumarbrander (The Sword of Summer) (Calls itself Jack, I'd explain but the book does it better)
Other Facts -
His mother died mysteriously, leaving him to live alone on the streets of Boston
HE DIED! {Better than what I can do}
He is now an einherji, a resident of the Hotel Valhalla, and one of Odin's chosen warriors
Background (Also Starring - Autumn)
Name - Autumn Castaway
Nicknames(who use them) - None
{SNUGGLES! (Admiral Angelika Chiraneau)}
Father(s) - Jupiter + Poseidon (yes this is possible, ask Google about 'multiple sperm donors')
Mother - Unknown Mortal
Side - Mythology - All
Why - Too many reasons
Eye Color - Blue when human, Golden Yellow when wolf
Hair Color - Blonde {Hopefully that doesn't also come with being an idiot. BREAK THE STEREOTYPE!} (I'm actually very smart thank you)
Weapons of Choice -
Close Range - My dragon rider's sword, Flame (I know the name sucks but all the cool ones were taken) {Not an excuse!} (Too bad); Backbiter (a sword that was once owned by Luke Castellan); or my wolf, Pain
Long Distance - Bow + Silver Tipped Arrows, Daggers/Throwing Knives
Other Facts -
Hybrid of Witch, Werewolf, Demigod, Elf, Dragon Rider, Castaway, and Shapeshifter
Really, really old (I'm immortal what do you expect? I tend to take the form of a 16 year old)
Younger twin of Jake Castaway (Biologically by a few seconds, though Jake appears as an 18 year old)
Been through alot in her long, long life (If you wish to learn more read, Nightmares by Autumn Castaway, The Castaways Part 1 and 2 also by Autumn Castaway)
Has a lot of family
Saw a lot of people die
{Brother works at State Farm, though he denies it} (it'd be cool if he did ;) )
Background (Also Starring - Jake)
Name - Jake Castaway
Nicknames(who use them) - None
{Jake from State Farm, (Admiral Angelika Chiraneau)}
Father(s) - Jupiter + Poseidon {Duh, Jake and Autumn are twins} (I'm older! -Jake) {Shut up Jake} (Yeah, nobody cares! -Autumn) {Except those people at State Farm}
Mother - Unknown Mortal
Side - Mythology - All
Why - Forced into it
Eye Color - Usually Yellow Gold, Unless he is in the form of Torture, then they are Red, or trying to look like a normal human then Blue
Hair Color - Black
Weapons of Choice -
Close Range - Usually fights with his wolf, Shadow, but will use his Dragon Rider's sword, Aurum, and on rare occasions his nameless Imperial Gold sword {Which I have now named Asshat Slayer} (Why? Just why? -Jake) {It's better than the Sword of State Farm right?} (Well, yeah...but not by much -Jake) (Is that why you never use it? -Autumn) (Just stop, please just stop -A Jake that is wondering just how bad suicide really is)
Long Distance - Bow + Silver Tipped Arrows {With business cards to State Farm}
{Other - Khakis?} ( I DON'T HAVE KHAKIS! I HATE KHAKIS! -A VERY MAD JAKE, NOT WEARING KHAKIS) {But terrible fashion can be a weapon in it's own right} (hehe, I like this...shark? -Autumn)
Other Facts -
Hybrid of Wizard, Werewolf, Demigod, Elf, Dragon Rider, Castaway, and Shapeshifter
Really, really old (He is immortal too! He is an 18 year old though)
Older twin of Autumn Castaway (Biologically by a few seconds, though Autumn appears as a 16 year old)
Been through alot in his long, long life (Read the books listed under Autumn)
Has a lot of family
{You work at State Farm right?} (I DO NOT WORK AT STATE FARM! -A VERY PISED JAKE, NOT FROM STATE FARM) (ummm, so that happened -Autumn)
Background (Guest Starring - God)
Name - God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (Thought those were three separate beings?)
Nicknames(who use them) - Elohim (The Eldest of the Jewish), Jehovah (Pretty much everyone), Yaweh (The Modern Jewish), Allah, Ar Rahman, Ar Rahim, Al Malik, Al Quddus {I read that one as Al Quidditch, haha}, As Salam, Al Mu'min, Al Muhaymin, Al Aziz, ect. (The people of the Islamic faith didn't know when to stop…) {kissing his ass?} (...Giving him names, but that too)
Parentage - He has no parents he was always there and will alway be there (The Abrahamic Religions are weird)
Side - The Holy Trinity
Why - He's motherfucking God
Eye Color - Whatever the hell he wants
Hair Color - Again, whatever the hell he wants
Weapon of Choice - Mainly (holy) Fire and Brimstone, sometimes other natural things {in one case, a big ass flood, Poseidon would be proud} (Actually he was upset that he didn't think to do that);
Other Facts -
{SUPPOSEDLY} Created the world in seven days
Flooded the world "because humans were being bad" once. OMG guys it was one time, ONE TIME! -God {How the hell did you get into the editing room?} I'm Omnipotent, I do whatever the hell I want. -God [But that's MY JOB! -Loki] {Who let you in here?} [I'm Loki, I do whatever I want. -Loki] {Autumn, get the giant eraser} (What happened to MY story?) {I dunno, it kinda got derailed} (I can see that)
Might just be more narcissistic than Apollo, being the head of three religions and all that.
{Hates fighting, though enjoys seeing his three religions fight over who's right. This guy must be mental, like, more so than me} (He doesn't hate fighting he just doesn't like fighting he wants everyone to love everyone)
Has three main books about him, if you count the religious books of the three major religions, plus a smattering of other books running around. {Kinda like a certain writer we know right?} (hmm? Were you talking about me? PS read The Castaways Parts 1 AND 2, Nightmares, and all my others!)
Background (Guest Starring - Jesus)
Name - The Lord and Savior, Jesus Fucking Christ 'The Son'
Nicknames(who use them) - Jesús (Spanish, pronounced Hey Zeus, this will be useful later)
Father - The Holy Spirit
Mother - The Virgin Mary
Side - The Holy Trinity
Why - He is Jesus Fucking Christ
Eye Color - Original - Not totally sure, maybe a dark brown, almost like of dark oak according to the historical Roman texts
Now- {We're figuring that out}
Hair Color -A lighter shade of Brown
Original - Not sure about this either, maybe a lighter shade of Brown
Now -
Weapon of Choice -
Original - A carpenter's nail Gun and carpeting knife, His father, He was a shepherd(kinda) so a shepherd's rod and staff, (He didn't approve of violence… yet)
New - Bible in one hand, a rifle in the other, 'cause he's gonna judge the quick and the dead! {Shouldn't he have a revolver if he's a fan of westerns?} (His favorite western show is The Rifleman)
Other Facts -
Was born in a stable, visited by some wise guys as an infant, who the almost told the guy that wanted him dead where he was, grew up poor, became a carpenter, then went around telling people about God
Claimed some fishermen as followers, had a habit of hanging out with bad people like tax collectors
Preforms miracles such as healing the lame, giving the blind sight, let the deaf hear, resurrecting the dead, Etc. {Sounds OP as fuck} (Well duh, but then again so am I…. Mwahahaha!) {What's next, breathing fire out his nose?} (He does have something to do with fire tho…. I CAN BREATH FIRE IN DRAGON FORM! *hears a rawr from the other room* AND SO CAN MY DRAGON, EMBER!) {*Inserts fire extinguisher in Autumn's mouth and pulls the trigger* No} (I'm not in dragon form… I wouldn't fit in the editing room… that's why Ember is in a virtual reality place that only Jake and I have access to… JUST LIKE OUR HOUSE AND THE WOODS AND-) (That's enough Autumn, don't give out all our secrets -Jake)
Was crucified by the Romans long ago, was resurrected three days later, preached to his disciples some more, and went to go visit his father. (for a family reunion) {SURE, that's what you can call it…} (What would you call it?) {Being a coward, take the fight to the Romans damn it!} (But he was a pacifist) {In the life before, that could have changed after the resurrection!} (Nope, doesn't change till after he comes back from his 'family reunion')
Background (Guest Starring - Uncle Satan)
Name - Satan/Lucifer, The Devil Himself
Nicknames(who use them) - UNCLE! (Autumn and sometimes, very rarely, Jake), {Asshat Supreme (Admiral Angelika Chiraneau)}
Parentage - He was an angel and it is unknown who the parents of the angels are, or if they even have any (He's the original fallen angel, others followed) {Assholes, the lot of them} (THEY ARE NOT!) {Then again, so am I… Does that make me a fallen angel?} (No, you not cool enough)
Side - The Holy Trinity
Why - He is too full of himself to let the 'fake' gods win
Eye Color - Dreamy
Hair Color - Hot
Weapons of Choice - A silver tongue, Blue Fire, (His hotness) {Well, that too. Have you seen the guy?}
Other Facts -
"UNCLE!" So, umm yeah, Satan is Autumn and mine uncle (BTW this is Jake, Autumn is preoccupied by our uncle and Autumn put all the comments about him being 'hot' "Autumn! Please stop swooning over your uncle!" Sorry about that. Oh and Admiral Angelika Chiraneau dared to agree with Autumn, ugh what is with these people?) {We're asshats, what did you expect?}
Background (Other gods)
Name -
Nicknames(who use them) -
Father -
Mother -
Side -
Why -
Eye Color -
Hair Color -
Weapons of Choice -
Other Facts -
(We could write this, but we have more than enough backgrounds already...So Onto The Story!) {It's gonna be a shitshow} (Well I know where I'm going when I die!) {We're going to Hell aren't we?} (YEP! "hello uncle, here I come!") (Why did I have to get dragged into this? -A very worried Jake, who is considering a career at State Farm) {Cause you do work at State Farm} (Not yet -Jake soon to be from State Farm) {Hey, at least you aren't Tim from Tim Hortons} *HEY! HOW DARE YOU INSALT ME* {So who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you fucking get in here?} *I'M TIM! FROM TIM HORTONS!*(Why must everyone mess with this? And we NEED to get a lock -Autumn)
The End... of the Beginning
{And the start of the shitshow} (*Story, she? Ment story) {No, I meant shitshow. But it'll be hilarious} (This may be why I go to hell when I die, but this is NOT A SHITSHOW! Thank you and enjoy the story) {Also, this is the obligatory Trigger Warning for those who can't take a joke. Please take your offended self to the trash pile}