Sleepover from hell
Where we are, chaos reigns.
Chapter 2
"So, what are we supposed to do now?" Evelien stuffed away her favorite pj's, and turned towards the boys.
"I made a perfect plan for today!" Duo smiled.
"Nataku help us all…."
Smile, it makes the world wonder what you're up to.
"As a surprise, we're going canoeing!"
Duo looked around the circle, while everybody sweatdropped.
"Ehm, isn't this supposed to be sleepover?" Evelien asked.
Duo grinned. "Yeah, so? You also don't really think we're going to sleep or anything?"
She paled. "We're not?"
Wufei bent over to her side. "Don't worry, we sedate him when we want to sleep. Works every time."
Heero bent over from her other side as well. "I hope he hasn't turned immune yet."
"We're here!"
Trowa almost fell out of the car as Duo tried to get out first. But of course, Trowa never falls, so, ehm, he didn't. Yeah.
Evelien looked around the site. A large house was used as a camping-farm and restaurant. As Heero took off to check in for the canoeing, she and the boys walked around.
On the other side of the farm was the river, and a few boats and peddles were stocked in a small hut.
"Hello everybody! I'm Neville!"
A 20-year old guy with a toothpaste-commercial smile made them turn around. Heero was standing next to him.
"Here are the rules…"
"I don't want any rules, I want a boat!" Duo whined.
"Hnn."
"Okay, I'll shut up."
Neville sweatdropped, but continued anyway. "First; don't throw anyone in the water."
"Damn." Wufei mumbled, glancing at Duo.
"Second; don't go on land. This is all pure nature, and we want to keep it that way, so don't go shouting either. Third; use the peddles correctly, and don't try to break them."
Duo's Law: If it exists, I can break it.
"Okay everyone, I'll give you the route, a boat, and then you can all go have fun!"
"YAY!"
They all paired up, for a boat had place for two. Heero with Quatre, Duo with Wufei, and Evelien with Trowa.
As Duo dumped their boat into the water, Wufei was standing along the side. "Come on Wufei, you go in first!"
But Wufei didn't move an inch.
"What? You don't trust me?"
"Is that a rhetorical question?" Evelien asked, arching an eyebrow.
Heero stepped up to Wufei, and took a good look at him. "Wufei, what is it?"
Wufei turned his head slowly, and mumbled something.
"Excuse me?"
"Icntswm…."
"Wufei, we can't hear you. Speak louder." Evelien complained.
"I CAN'T SWIM!"
Duo, who had been standing with one leg in his canoe, fell in the water. Not that anyone noticed, because everyone was staring at Wufei.
"You? The great Chang can't swim?" Quatre's mouth dropped to the floor.
But Wufei gave him an instant glare, causing Quatre to look away really fast.
Evelien walked up to him and hit him on the shoulder. "That's okay Wufei, you can't drown in these low waters."
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
He shrugged. "I guess so…."
Duo wringed out his wet braid and jumped back into the boat. "Then there's nothing to worry about! Let's go people, I'm dying for an outlet for my sugar-rush!"
Trowa looked at Quatre, but the blonde held up his hands. "I didn't feed him anything."
Wufei sighed. "I'm doomed….."
"LAND!"
With an exhausted sigh, Evelien threw herself on the dock. Trowa was right behind her, waging trough the water and dragging the boat behind him. A few metres away, Quatre and Heero were still in their boats, but completely soaked. Wufei was dragging a boat as well, which was upside down, but Duo was nowhere to be seen.
Neville came running down the steep up to the farm. "What happened? Did you guys get attacked by sharks or something?"
Evelien threw him a glare. "Worse. It was The God of Death."
The boy didn't understood a thing she was saying, but helped Trowa to carry his boat back anyway. Heero pushed his up on the dock, and turned around to face Wufei.
"You can let him go now."
But Wufei didn't move an inch.
"Chang…"
"Okay, okay, I'll let him go."
With a swift move, he turned around the boat upwards again.
"AIR!" Duo yelled as he appeared from the water. He was still sitting in his seat.
Neville came back to help them, and gave them all a towel. "Now, what really happened?"
Everybody glared at Duo. "What? It was fun right?" the Braided Baka defended.
Quatre huffed. "You call that fun? You said that Treize was under water, so that Heero jumped into to kill him!"
"Which was pretty stupid, cuz' Treize is dead…" Wufei mumbled.
Heero tried to give him the Yuy-glare-of-death™, but a loud sneeze interrupted the effect.
"Next," Quatre continued, "you distracted Trowa right before that low bridge, causing him to knock his head against it, and falling into the water, taking Evelien with him!"
Evelien, who was sitting next to Duo, shoved him in the ribs.
"And making everything even worse, you start an water fight with everybody, sailing into the water yourself. Not forgetting poor Wufei, who can't swim!" By now, Quatre was turning very red.
"Boy, never piss off Winner." Evelien mumbled. She wondered what Quatre would look like going Zero…
"We'd be lucky if we all don't get a HACHOOO! sniff disease." Heero mumbled.
Trowa sighed, and stood up. "……."
Eef nodded. "Good idea Trowa. Come on guys, let's just pay the man and go home."
Everybody stood up, except for Wufei. He stared at Trowa, and then at Evelien. "But he didn't say anything…"
Evelien gave him a wary look, and placed her hand on his forehead. "Are you getting the flue, Chang?"