Lorelai and Michel are standing behind the front desk at the Dragonfly Inn. "Michel, is the Christopher Hayden signed into room seven for later today... is that my Christopher Hayden?" Lorelai asked looking at the guest log.

"The man called and asked for a room. I did not ask him if he belonged to you." Michel replied.

"Did he say anything about me?"

"No, every customer we have does not wonder who that unbelievably annoying person at the front desk is."

"Right, the one with the French accent." Lorelai added "What's up with you anyways you're acting weird"

"My father left my mother for a gay striper in Vegas."

"Really?"

"And I bought a purple elephant at K-Mart for $9.99."

"Oh." Lorelai replied as Christopher walked up to the front desk.

"So, you're the mysterious Christopher Hayden who is logged into our guest book." Lorelai said as Michael walked away in disgust.

"Yeah, sorry. I meant to call but I've been really busy and my apartment is being sprayed for termites. I thought I'd check out your inn while I'm being ousted from my living quarters. You don't mind do you?" Chris asked.

"No not at all, where's Gigi?" Lorelai asked.

"She's with her grandmother. She has school tomorrow so I figured it'd be best to leave her behind on this particular adventure into the land of Stars Hollow."

"Okay well, let's get you set up in room seven. Have you had lunch yet?" Lorelai asked.

"My choices were the Burger King off I98 or Sookie's wonderful cooking." Chris answered.

"So I assume you want to try Sookie's burger that has no resemblance to a whooper."

"Oh, do I get a little paper crown?" Chris asked in enjoyment.

"I'll see what I can do." Lorelai said with a smile as she walked into the kitchen.

"Hey." Sookie said as she walked in the room.

"Guess who's here?" Lorelai asked.

"Oh Dean Cain! He was always really hot in those tights."

"No, not Dean Cain... and since when do you watch Lois and Clark?"

"It was on sale so I bought all four seasons and all six of Northern Exposure plus the first season of the Mary Tyler Moore Show."

"You bought 11 seasons of T.V. shows just because they were on sale?"

"Only $15 a piece plus the first 2 Northern Exposure seasons are only 12 episodes."

"Okay, Sookie, Were getting side tracked."

"Right. So who came to the inn besides Dean Cain?"

"Christopher." Lorelai said in a Can-you-believe-it tone.

"Christopher Walken?" Sookie asked,

"Hayden."

"You hate Christopher Walken?" Sookie asked completely confused.

"What did Jackson put in your coffee this morning? Christopher H-A-Y-D-E-N, my Christopher, Rory's father."

"Christopher's here! Why didn't you tell me that earlier?"

"Oh My Gosh." Lorelai said and walked out into the lobby.

"Hey, so did you get all situated?" Lorelai asked in her patented manager voice.

"Yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to have lunch." Chris asked.

"Yeah, sure." Lorelai replied sitting down.

"So how are things going? How's Rory?" Chris asked.

"Rory's great." Lorelai replied.

"I have a feeling that means something's up with you." Chris responded.

"Luke and I broke up." Lorelai said.

Chris sat there in silence.

"You have that I told you so look in your eyes." Lorelai said.

"Well, let's face it you turned down Max too. You're meant to be with me both of us know that you're just trying to ignore it."

"I did not break up with Luke because of you!" Lorelai yelled back at him.

"Then why did you break up with him? Did he want to actually set a date?"

"He wouldn't set a date."

"You broke up with him because he wouldn't marry you?" Chris asked.

"Yes, I did." Lorelai said calming down now that Chris was trying to be somewhat understanding.

"Then Marry Me."

"What?" Lorelai said almost yelling.

Chris got down on one knee and looked up at her, "Marry Me Lorelai Gilmore."

"Are you kidding me?" Lorelai said trying to keep her voice down.

"What, why not? You broke up with Luke because he wouldn't marry you and we're perfect for each other."

"I'm not going to just marry the first guy who comes along and offers me enough pigs." she said in a quite anger as she stormed off into the kitchen.

A/N- So Review I'm dieing here!