Chapter one.
Naruto
It was a hard long day and Naruto walked into his room. He noticed that his answering machine was full of messages. He had forgotten to check it for a while. He turned it on, "N-Naruto Kun? I-Its Hinata. Wa-Want to get ramen la-later? Beep" He blushed. And frowned as another message came on from Neji. "Fate has determined that Hinata-Sama called you. You are a loser as is she and you to will have loser children. This message went on for ten minutes and ended with "Oh and you left some shurkin at our training site" Naruto had to laugh at this. Leave It to Neji, to leave such a long message. Finally he had a message from Ino. "Naruto Why did you have to teach Konohamaru your perverted technique? I'm going to hurt you!"
Naruto shivered as Ino's angry voice penetrated into his skull. He made some ramen, after gathering his courage he picked up the phone and called Hinata. He got her answering machine. "Hey its me Naruto. Let' s get ramen tomorrow at five? Can you call me back? You looked nice yesterday. Hey can you ask Ino to not kill me? Later." Beep.
((Okay how was this? I did it all by myself. As you can tell Hinata will be the next chapter. ))