Ask Sanji
Part 3
Neon: Hello Folks! We're back on the third part interview with our favorite Cook slash Pirate… SANJI!
Sanji: Yo. (smokes cigar)
Neon: Ready for more, Sanji?
Sanji: hell yeah I am!! BRING ON MY FAN GIRLS!!
Neon: You're lucky… hehe. we got… 5 letters here.
Sanji: 5 ONLY?!
Neon: Yeah. But ones long.
Sanji: oh. Okay.
Sanji!! I luv u... just not as much as i luv Zoro... If you were soup what flavor would u be? And would you feed urself to Zoro if he was starving??
Luv Zo-chan
Dear Zo-chan,
I would be asparagus, CNS, or any soup that's suits any girl… WHAT?! NO WAY!! WHY WOULD I LET MYSELF BE SIPPED BY THAT BAGERRO?! But I have to, or Luffy is gonna wallop my ass…
Neon: CNS? Whats that?
Sanji: C-hicken N-oodle S-oup, gets?
Neon: ahhh. Okay…
Sanji: Anymore out there?
Neon: yup. NEXT!!
Ohiyo Sanji-kun!!
I'm back.. i got word from Usopp that under Luffy's orders... we can't shoot him outta a cannon.
Awe man. But I've gotta back up plan. Why don't we... pay the loveable captain a visit, feed him some meat, and then see what he says. -winks-. Zoro is such a jerk, all my friend wanted was a cup of coffee and to talk and he turned her down. No one does that to my best friend. You can relate right Sanji-kun...
number two on the list is to knick Wadou , Zoro's prized sword. kk! We'll have to get him drunk first.
-ocean-view-luffy
Dear Ocean View Luffy-chan,
WHAT!!?? ZORO TURNED YOUR FRIEND DOWN FOR HAVING COFFEE?! I swear Zoro, if I get back to the ship, youre a dead man… tsk. That's so rude. Anyways, hehe, that's a good plan. Good thing I have plenty of good Grogs and Sake hehe. Tell me what time, I'll give it to him, when he's drunk, grab the sword!! Heee heee!!
Neon: you REALLY hate Zoro, no?
Sanji: THAT'S BECAUSE HE TURNED DOWN ocean-view-luffy's FRIENDS REQUEST FOR A CUP OF COFFE!!!
Neon: tsk. Will your rivalry ever end?
Sanji: NEVER!! Don't worry, OVL-chan, tell your friend that Zoro is gonna reconsider what he said…grrrr
Neon: oookay, this is scary now…NEXT!!
Sanji-kun
Hello my favorite blonde cook! Are you aware that you are the third smartest member of the strawhats, you are only behind the women. Anyways, my question is that did you know that you could have gotten a bounty well worth the amount of Zoro's if you didn't play the background rolls like Mr. Prince. The marines would have noticed you and ur little sceme and they'd probably give u a bounty. Sure that is the hottest codename ever...and the strawhats would be dead without you...okay never mind thats a stupid question. Do you like having a bounty now?
-SKZS
PS I'm sure I can break you out of solitary for a date, I've seen all the Jackie Chan movies! ;)
-Sanji-kunZoro-san
Dear SkZs-chan,
Me? Mr. Prince? Hehe. Cool nick right? Girls fall in love with that nick! Why, even th…
Neon: the QUESTION…
Sanji: A bounty… SURE!! If Girls see that wanted poster, they'd fall all over it! THEY LOVE ME!!
Neon: hey, look, P.S.
Sanji: Oh!
P.S. MELLORINE!! FORGET THE OTHER GIRLS!! WHAT TIME?! WHERE?! JACKIE CHAN? I LOVE JACKIE CHAN!! LETS GO!!
Neon: you can date her after the show.
Sanji: WWAAAHH!! IM IN LOVE!! (lovesick eyes)
Neon: this is getting worse everyday, NEXT!! Whoa! A LOT of questions!!
Sanji: hm?
i'm back
hi
(puts vibrating cell phone in my pocket) hehe vibrating pants
anyway...
1.what made you and zoro worst enemies in the 1st place?
2.just call me takono or takono chan, not rtf chan
3.i "accidentally" ripped luffys hat and he gave me a black eye and a broken leg. can you punch him 4 me?(yes i cried for 30 min.)
4.(spidah on ur head)now how did THAT get there?
5. if i hugged you, would you kiss zoro?
6.besides yell mellorine/faint/hug me/act perverted in any way/loveydovey way what would you do if i kissed you(which im NOT ready for so dont hold your breath)
7. no wedding cake
8.can you tell franky to put some pants on? his speedos creep me out
9.no the spiders not dead its IMMORTAL so it cant die... IT HAUNTS YOU FOREVER!
10.you should have said "multicolor"...THAT INCLUDES PINK
11.i fell off my chair laughing at your "usopps nose" crack and now my head hurts
12.CHEDDAR
13.PLATYPUS IS A FUNNY NAME
14. go on you tube and search raifanatic. the userlookup has my pic all over it. WATCH MY VIDS(especially zoro doki doki waku waku)
15. do i talk too much?
16.g-BYE
p.s. can you measure luffys weight? after how much he eats, i've been curious...
-raifanaticTAKONO
Dear Takono-Chan
Ahem! My answers…
1) Seeing his green mopped up hair makes me disturbed… AND the way he rejects the ladies, AANND tsk. Im beginning to think Zoro started this in the first place…
2) Okay, Takono-chan, I Will always follow your request… (bows)
3) DAMN YOU LUFFY!! YOURE A DEAD RUBBER BAND WHEN I GET THERE!!! Don't worry Takono-Chan, ill handle the consequences and I'll fix his hat… like I said ANYTHING FOR YOU!!! And Takono-chan. I don't punch. I kick. I don't want to ruin my lovely hands, don't i?
4) WAAHGH!! ANOTHER SPIDER!!?
Neon: I thought you put it on his head, Takono-Chan?
Sanji: sniff! That's not nice!!
Neon: still more, Sanji.
5) Maybe I can do the opposite Takono Chan. I'll Kiss you! And i'll Hug Zoro! That is, only when I get the kiss! But Kissing Zoro? Neon, paper bag.
Neon: Here.
Sanji: (Pukes) NO WAY!!!
6) I-I w-wont do anything just wait for th-the kiss (holds back his flirtyness) a..and…
Neon: trying hard not to say "MELLORINE" eh?
Sanji: I CANT HO-OLD I-IT!! M…M…ME…MEL…
Neon: NEXT QUESTION!!
7) Is Birthday Cake better?
8) HAHA!! i thought at first it was Boxers!! Sure Takono-Chan, when I get back, I'll tell him.
9)…Gulp…
Neon: HAHAHA!! NOW THAT SCARED THE WITTS OUT OF SANJI!!!
Sanji: SHUT UP BAGERRO!!! (kicks neon on the face)
10) I…(giggle) like pink alone better… HAHAHAHA!!! Suits Zoro!!
11) OH!! Are you okay, Takono-Chan? Im sorry I made you laugh too much, Gomenasai… (bows)
12) Hmmm. I don't like putting cheese with fried chicken… or the lamb steak… yuck. But cheese is very nutritious!! Very healthy!! Im going to put CHEESE on ALL MY DISHES!!!
Neon: yuck! Who would like to eat a menu full of cheese in it?!
Sanji: SHUT UP!! IM FOLLOWING WHAT NEW RECIPIE TAKONO-CHAN IS GIVING ME!!! (kicks neon again)
13) Platypus? Heyyy!! A NEW NICKNAME FOR ZORO!!! I'll call him GREEN TOPPED-PLATYPUS!! HAHAHAHA!!!
14) I'll do that Takono-Chan. ANYTHING FOR TAKONO-CHAN!!
15) No, Takono-Chan I just LOVE talking to you…
16) Okay, Takono-Chan, I too, says Goodbye! And take care, Takono-Chan!!
P.S.-he weighs… wait… uhm… 29 kilos. Happy? Anything for Takono-Chan!
Neon: ow…
Sanji: I'm sorry! YOU JUST KEPT BUGGING ME WHILE IM TALKING!! I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU KNOW!!
Neon: h-hey! Another one from Takono-Chan!
Sanji: Nani?! Ahh, Takono-Chan…
whats weirder, btw... my docs name has the word mariano in it, so when i read it, i thought it said marimo...
WRITE BACK KAY SANJI KUN
--takono
p.s. whats luffys "brain" made of? mines made of steak cuz i'm stupid...USOPP SAID I WAS! ASK HIM! he also told me to put his tabasco sauce in my taco, my mouth burned so badly and it hurt. BLAME HIM
Dear Takono-Chan,
Haaah… this is your second post on today's episode… you really love me do you? Hehe. HEYYYYYY!!! ANOTHER NAME FOR ZORO!! MARIANO!!! "PLATYPUS MARIANO" hows that? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Damn I crack myself up…
P.S.- Takono-Chan, Luffy's brain is made out of rubber! He IS a rubber-man right? STEAK?! STUPID?!?! Okay, that's it, Usopp's making my blood boil again… his nose will be HOTDOG FOR DINNER!! Don't worry, Takono-Chan, he'll never insult you again when I cook his nose… wha? USOPP AGAIN?! IM GONNA GIVE HIM MY "Lyle and Pertie" MY PERSONAL SAUCE!! WHEN HE EATS IT, HIS INTERIORS WILL BURN!!
Neon: that's a bit too much, Sanji.
Sanji: SO?! Usopp hurt girls. And whats my chivalry? PROTECT EM'!!
Neon: tsk. That's still too much.
Sanji: whatever. Is it the end of the show?
Neon: yeah. But there are still more letters to be submitted!
Sanji: okay (runs away) SkZs-Chan!! Where are youuuuuu?!
Neon: okay folks, I have some announcements. Okay? Now, Zoro Lovers, Luffy Lovers, Usopp Lovers, just forget what Sanji is saying about your idols. He's just answering a question anyway and at times he doesn't mean what he's saying, okay?. And for Zoro Lovers, its already clear that Sanji and Zoro are rivals, so its clear that Sanji will insult Zoro any time he wants. So consider that please. No Flaming! Okay!
Neon: on the 7th chapter as you heard on the last episode, Miss Nami will be here with Sanji. But there has been some rescheduling, She's saying she'll come on Chapter 6. hehe. So wait for that folks! And soon to come! Zoro in Sanji Tonight! WAIT FOR THAT!!
Sanji: sniff (heart break eyes)
Neon: well? How'd it go?
Sanji: I couldn't find SkZs-Chan…
Neon: that's okay Sanji, until next time! Bye!!
Sanji: more reviews please…