Ask Sanji
Part 4
Neon: OOokay!! Sanji! We've got more!!
Sanji: EH?! Wow! That's a lot! All of em are long!
Neon: just get ready.
Sanji: (smokes cigar) fine.
Neon: First up!! Smallstream!
Sanji-kun
I told you I'd be back.Anyways,If all your cool suits burned up and there was no other way of getting more what would you wear?I hope that doesn't happen cause your suits are cute.-kisses cheek-
-Smallstream
P.S.I shall be back again.I just don't like taking up half of the dang page with questions like most people do..
Dear Smallstream-Chan,
If all my suits are gone? Then id just wear t-shirts and jeans. Suits me after all. And arigatou gozaimas for the compliment on my suits… I just love the way girls talk about it… (Receives kiss from Smallstream-Chan) MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!!
P.S. I don't mind if the whole page is filled with questions, it means people out there loves me!!
Neon: NEXT!
Sanji: wonder who is it this time?
Ohiyo Sanji-kun!
My friend's moved on, poor thing. Locked herself in her room for days. Nothing to eat or drink, tsk tsk. Zoro is a mean one. But she still wants to see him crash and burn. I believe her exact words were "Crash and burn! Crash and burn!"
Hmm. slip a little sake into his food. I'll take the sword and knick it. You can spit on it if you like. Haha!! -sigh- Are there no good men anymore.
Thanks for listening Sanji-kun - ,
Nice to hear from a guy who listens (and good looking too!)
Love ocean-view-luffy
Dear ocean-view-luffy-Chan,
Tsk. What exactly happened to your friend? The poor girl… THAT ZORO IM GONNA KILL HIM!! hehe, I'll take the most powerful sake I have and it'll make him drunk in no time!! Then knick the sword!! Oh yeah, I'd rather stomp on it than spit. Or maybe spitting while stomping? Haha! what a good plan! Thank you, OVL-chan tsk! I'm becoming LOVEY DOVEY AGAIN!!
Neon: this is getting worse everyday…
Sanji: anymore of them?
Neon: yup. NEXT LETTER!
Sanji-kun
Good afternoon Sanji-kun (If it is afternoon over where you are)!! Well okay I'm having a bad afternoon...stupid thunder storm. I'm deathly scared of storms. That's my number 1 fear. Spiders is my number 2 fear, then bald people are number 3. And here I am sitting in my chair cowering in fear and lacking someone to hold...okay well my question is what are you deeply scared of...besides spiders.
Love,
SKZS
P.S. Can we make this date today? I'm sick of being alone and I despretly need someone to hold. Great...now it's raining... I'll be here tonight Sanji! I promise!...AH something just hit the window!
Dear SkZs-chan,
Well its morning here, but thanks for the greeting. Oh? That's okay SkZs-Chan, when Luffy me and the rest were in Grandline, we got more than just thunderstorm. So, don't worry, you're not the only one! SOMEONE TO HOLD?! ASK ME!! IM AVAILABLE!! Well, SkZs-Chan, having my hands cut off suddenly is what I fear most. Spiders are my second. Hehe. Bald people? Im not scared of them but I laugh at them instead!
P.S. DATE?! SURE!! I'LL BE GLAD TO!! I'LL JUST FINISH THE SHOW THEN WE'RE OFF!! MELLORINE!!!!!!!!!!! MELLORINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neon: you can…
Sanji: …date her after the show. I know. Well? I need to finish this quickly or…
Neon: Heyyy!! Guess whos next?!
Sanji: Takono-chan?
Neon: yup. With more questions!
Sanji: you know, im thinking that we should make her the most loyal fan of mine!
Neon: we'll see!
HI
1. (20 cell phones in my pants) SUPAH VIBRATING PANTS
2. dude, i just said cheddar. I didnt give you a recipe. CHEDDAR ROX!(stupid "franky" pose)
3. you can still make me laugh that much, i just meant it was funny.
4. i have a problem--i like spending time with my friend, but her little brothers are always so annoying and around her and one is a perv who keeps cursing and saying "sexy" too much and tries to touch "unnecessary" parts. what should I do? this is a 7 year old. SAVE ME FROM THE EBUL PERV!
5.i wont put a spider on your head...
6. SPIDERMAN! COVER YOURSELF IN SLIME AND ATTACK SANJI! ATTACK WITH TARANTULAS AND UKELELES!
7. i dont mind frankys poses and songs, put his speedos creep me out. please tell me you actually talked to him!
8. did you see my videos?
9.birthday cake is better. whyd you bring up a wedding cake?
10. um i'm not ready for a kiss... so... no. kiss zoro. he's a fangirl. mostly the girl part.
11. my legs almost healed and my eyes not black anymore(but it still hurts a little)
12. poke zoro one million times and say "zorozorozorozorozorozorozorozoro" a million times.
13. i think i talk too much and stupid(nu!) DONT SAY ANYTHING NEON
14.i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day!
15. zoro cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra. he wish he were a girlie just like luffys dear grandpa
16. ur funny AND cute (um neon, dont barf.)
17. I MEANT "mariano" AS IN I THOUGHT HE WAS DUMB AS MARIMO(i got scared a little to figure out he's my PHD)
gotta go
-takono
p.s. was zoro funny enough in "zoro doki doki waku waku"?
Dear my Beloved Takono-Chan,
Ahem, again. My answer.
1) uhm… Neon… what are cellphones again?
Neon: well its this one.
Sanji: those things can vibrate?!
Neon:Heck yea!!
Sanji: wonder how does It feel when 20 of them vibrates in your pocket?
2) Ooohh! I thought you were giving me a new recipie for cooking!! And yeah, Cheddar is Franky's stupid pose… hehe
Neon: See? I told you!! no one will eat a menu full of cheese!!
Sanji: SHUT UP BAGERRO!! MOUTON SHOOOOT!! (Kicks Neon and Neon flies high in the sky)
3) Hehe! I will do ANYTHING to make girls laugh and think im funny!!
4) Nani?! A 7 year old? Touching? UNNECESSARY PARTS?! Okay, wheres the kid, Takono-Chan. Ill gladly kick him out of the window… I hate people who tries to TOUCH my fangirls… or my suggestion, just say, "I'LL KICK YOU ON THE BALLS IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT!!!"
5) ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS!!!
6) YAAAAGH!!! W-whre is he? Im gonna kick him till he gets squashed!! Along with his CREEPY CRAWLY ARMIES!! (that is… if I CAN…) DON'T DO THIS, TAKONO-CHAN!! I LOVE YOUUU!!
7) Hehe. I already told him. Don't worry.
8) of course, Takono-Chan. hehe, the Zoro Doki Doki Waku Waku is funny. but then. at times zoro's face gets on my nerves. im not done watcing all of them, but be assured Takono-Chan! I'll Watch them all!!
9) Wedding cake, because, a wedding cake has more style, taste, and most of all it suits to people who are in love EVEN when they are not getting married. So? You want a wedding cake?
10) W-WHY?! Tsk. I worked so hard making myself look cool, then I get rejected… (fixes necktie) KISS ZORO?! If the world turns upside down, and when Osama-Bin-Laden is captured, I can kiss him… okay?
11) Do you still need medication? NO CHOPPER I DON'T NEED YOU!! (pushes Chopper away) I can help, just tell me…
12) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING TAKONO-CHAN?! I AM GAY? Sniff! Takono-Chan do-dont do this to me… I Love You!! or better yet, i can poke Zoro to death!
13) No, you don't talk too much and you're not stupid. I just love the way you are! (Lovey-Dovey eyes) and don't worry, Neon is KO for a moment.
14) Do you need help? I can use Party Table Kicking Course so all the trees will fall on unison! AND im still better than Zoro in taking trees down, no matter what people say.
15) WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NICE RHYME!! LOVE THAT!! Hmmm (takes out booklet) another insult to irritate Zoro… ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS!!!! wish it was true though...
16)I am! You are funny, cute, lovely, beautiful, kind, loving, polite, cute, and I place you ABOVE all others! One more thing, you're cute. Did I say that already? And don't worry, Neon is OC (out of commission) of a while. Heehee. Neon barfs? Cool!
17)Hehe. Gomen, Gomen. Im not a perfect person, Takono-Chan. But still, it's a good name for Zoro… (snicker) Platypus Mariano… hehe!!
Bye!! Takono-Chan!! I LOVE YOUUUUU!!! (waves)
P.S. Question number 8 answered your question, Takono-Chan
Neon: oohh… my friggin head…
Sanji: … (lovey-dovey eyes) Takono-Chan…
Neon: wha happen?!
Sanji: I finished answering Takono-Chan's Questions… and sigh! I think im in love!
Neon: you always say that!!
Sanji: IM SERIOUS HERE, NEON!! IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T DO CONSSASE OR THE ANTI MATTER KICKING COURSE TO SHUT YOU UP!!
Neon: Okay! Okay! Chill! You got 2 more letters!! Next!
Dear Sanji,
My best friend is raifanaticTAKONO. We are very sorry we couldnt make a WiiMii for you because it would show your left eye. Now here are my questions:
1. What does ur left eye look lyk anyways??
2. drops hairy spider on head plz go out with Takono-san??give her a kiss 2 so i can sell a pic of it on ebay and get rich.
3. You just can help it that Ace is sexier than you are right?
-shinzomating
Dear Shinzomating-Chan,
Whats a WiiMii?
Neon: dunno!
Anyways, my answers
1) I want you to guess, Shinzomating-Chan!
2) WAAAAGH!! ANOTHER ONE!! I'LL GO! I'LL GO! JUST ASK TAKONO-CHAN WHAT TIME AN PLACE AND IM THERE!! A… kiss? (ignores spider) MELLORINE!!!!!! I WILL!! I WILL!! MELLLLLOOOOOOORRRRIIIIIINNNNNNEEEE!!!
3) Eh? NO! IM MORE HOTTER THAN HIM!! IF LUFFY LOOK-ALIKE WANTS A FIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM!! IM HOTTER THAN HIM!!!
Neon: one more!
Sanji:…(Lovey-Dovey eyes)
Neon: OI! You awake?!
Sanji:… eh? Yeah I am!
Neon: the last! But not the least!!
Dear Sanji-san,
I'm definitely a fangirl of you, because you're my favorite sexy pirate cook! I love you a lot, so could you answer a few questions for me (and some for my friend)?:
1. Could I possibly borrow a shirt from you sometime? All my shirts are coming apart on me, and I wouldn't like having to go into public shirtless. :(
2. Where do babies come from?
3. Could I touch your eyebrow? I admire it. xD
4. I equally like American boys, Japanese boys, Filipino boys, and cooks. Which one do you suggest I date?
5. You vs. Kakashi from Naruto--who would win?
6. Will you go on a date with me? Or even just a walk on the beach...
I'm sorry for so many questions. Please answer Sanji-san, we NEED you!
Yours Truly,
Apple Bomb kiss
Dear Apple Bomb-Chan
Whoa!! Im a SEXY PIRATE COOK!! Haha! I Love you a lot too, and I'd gladly answer ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS!!
1) Awww, that's alright! I can let you have THE WHOLE WARDROBE OF MINE so you can dress up better…
2) Beautiful babies comes from their beautiful ladies tummy!
3) Go ahead! (lets Apple Bomb-Chan touch eyebrow)
4) COOKS! Like ME!! All the other boys suck!!
5) Kakashi… I remember that name when the straw hats came to Konoha. Oh! The Shady ninja with the title "Copy Ninja"? (I call him copycat) who reads the ero-book (I read it too!) and uses… whats that? Sharinggan? Heh. He'd win definitely I don't use ninja stuff, I don't copycat moves and I don't use scary eyes. So he'd win!
6) SURE!! MELLORINE!! A WALK ON THE BEACH?! DOUBLE SURE!!
Its okay, Apple Bomb-Chan, a love answering LOADS of questions from a beautiful fangirl like you!
MELLORINE!!!! ANOTHER KISS!! WAHH!! IM IN LOVE MORE!!
Neon: you gallant…
Sanji: is that all?! I CANT WAIT FOR DATING!!
Neon: yea its over already!
Sanji: EEEYAHOOOO!! IM OFF!! BYE!! (runs out)
Neon: tsk. Two dates at one time? Hows that?!
Neon: well! That's it for today's episode! Well, folks as you noticed that Sanji is starting to have some feelings for Takono-Chan and he loved the way Apple Bomb-Chan called him "Sexy Pirate Cook" hehe! But lets see if Sanji can withstand the "Mellorine" and the most unavoidable "LOVEY-DOVEY" on the next episode! Since Chapter 6 presents… the sleek and sly Thief/Pirate… MS. NAMI!!
Neon: So, Sanji Lovers and Nami fans, prepare your questions for the next one! Lets see if Sanji can tolerate all the love he is getting while Ms. Nami is there with us in the show!! So, see you next time, people! More Review please!! See ya!!
Sanji:(outside) SkZs-Chan!! IM COMING!! DON'T FRET! SANJI IS HERE!! APPLE BOMB-CHAN!! I'LL BE WAITING AT THE BEACH!!
Neon: tsk. The Gallant.