Ed Edd n Eddy
Future Shock-ED
Chapter 2
The time machine landed on a hill, in front of which was a huge college. It was as big as two Peach Creek highs stacked on top of each other. The dome opened and the Eds got out, Nazz followed them.
"Well, here it is, the Lemon Brook College." She said.
"Lemon Brook?" shouted Eddy, "They called us wimps last year!"
"Not very futurey, though…" said Ed, feeling discouraged.
"Don't worry, Ed, you'll get your future stuff." said Nazz, stretching out her arm over to Ed's shoulder.
"Nazz, why did you bring us to this school?" asked Double D.
"Because this where the havoc began…" Nazz replied, as she used her elastic powers to change into a car. "Get in, and I'll show you the inside of the school."
"Cool!" said Ed. "Can I drive?"
"No, Ed, I'm automatic." said Nazz, as the Eds got into the car, and they sped off down the hill, into the college's field. The Eds got out and Nazz changed back into a human. They ran towards the main building and found an air vent.
"What now?" asked Double D.
"Get in the air vent, we need to head for the main hall." replied Nazz. The Eds crawled inside and Nazz, being bigger than them, had to squeeze in there. She guided them to the main hall and she opened a duct, revealing a huge science fair.
"What's this got to do with the future? Looks like a normal science fair to me!" yelled Eddy.
"Shush, Eddy!" whispered Double D. Nazz turned into a pair of binoculars. Double D picked her up and looked through her.
"Whaddaya see?" said Eddy impatiently.
"Teenage versions of the kids from the cul-de-sac!" said Double D. He saw Teenage Nazz with a very powerful elastic experiment, Rolf with a huge carnivorous plant, Jimmy with a weight lifting robot, Kevin with a speed experiment with his bike, Sarah with a genetically enhanced chameleon, that could turn invisible, and Johnny and Plank, with a gourd being exposed to dark matter. They then found themselves near the back of the room, Eddy was testing a sound barrier, Ed was seeing how hot a rock must be to turn into lava, and Double D was testing a powerful, bright energy contained in a jar.
"We do all this stuff?" said Eddy in awe as he looked at his future self. "Cool!"
"Yes, it looks pretty cool, but it's not." replied Nazz.
"Why?" asked Double D.
"Watch Johnny." replied Nazz. They all saw Johnny talking to Plank, in a way that wasn't like him.
"What's he doing?" asked Eddy. "That's not like MelonHead!" Johnny pulled out an explosive.
"Revenge is ours." he said evilly, as he threw the explosive at his experiment and blew the whole thing up in a huge explosion, with dark matter flying all over the place. The others' experiment reacted violently, each of them exploding in the face of each student, knocking them down, the Eds watched in horror as they saw Nazz get a strange elastic substance on her, completely wrapping her in it, like a cocoon, only it faded away to reveal her falling to the ground. They all saw a mysterious figure hover above the fallen science fair.
"You shall all suffer the wrath of the Gourd!" the figure said, before it smashed out of the window with its huge, black wings.
5 minutes later, the students woke up and looked around.
"Never has a son of a shepherd seen such a mess." said Rolf, rubbing his head.
"Dude, what happened?" groaned Kevin, as the rest of his friends got up. Nazz woke up on her knees, and saw her journal a few feet away from her, she was too tired to use her legs, so she reached for it and she saw her arm grow longer and longer, until she grabbed it, and it went back to normal length with the journal in her hand.
"What was that?" yelled Eddy, witnessing Nazz's odd stretching powers. The rant shook the room, destroying a wall.
"Sweet buttered toast!" said Ed in a panic. Everyone turned round to see that Ed had shot molten lava at a pile of debris, looking for his sister. "Baby sister! Where are you?"
"I'm right here." Sarah said, but even though Ed was looking directly at her, he still kept trying to find her. She then noticed that she couldn't see her body at all, until she suddenly became visible again.
"Sarah!" Ed shouted, running over to hug her. Jimmy was buried under a pile of debris, though he just punched right out of it.
"Holy Mackerel! How did I do that?" he said, turning to Rolf, who apparently had various plants growing all around him.
"Rolf, why is all that vegetation growing around you?" asked Double D.
"I have no idea, Double D Ed boy." replied Rolf, looking at Double D's hat. "What is that odd light underneath your hat?"
"I have no clue, Rolf…" replied Double D, noticing a bright yellow light shining from under his hat. "Kevin, do you feel anything?"
"I feel a little dizzy; maybe a little run should sort it…" Kevin replied, as he started to jog, only to run so fast that he smashed into a concrete wall and destroyed it.
"Not you too!" yelled Nazz.
"We all must have turned into superheroes!" said Ed, "We must use our powers for good, just like that fire breathing chimp and the turtle with plants on its back!"
"A good place to start is finding the Gourd!" suggested Nazz.
"Good idea." said Kevin, as they began their quest.
The three past Eds and Future Nazz were back outside the vent. Nazz had changed back into human form and got out a little device. She pressed it, and the time machine appeared in front of them.
"So that's how you got your powers, but why do you need us?" asked Double D, as he, Ed, Eddy and Nazz got into the machine.
"We're headed for the year 2033 now. Kevin will tell you more." replied Nazz, as the dome shut and the machine disappeared, heading for 2033, and Nazz's team of superheroes.
"Are we going to the future now?" asked Ed.
"Yep, we are, Ed, we are." replied Nazz. The time machine soon transported them into a ruined street, with bits of metal everywhere. Nazz carefully guided the Eds across the ruined street.
"Where are we, by the way?" asked Eddy.
"The Cul-de-sac or what's left of it…" said Nazz sadly.
"Good Lord!" shouted Double D. "All this done to our home for no reason?"
"Quiet, Double D…" said Nazz, wrapping her arm around his mouth, looking at the sky, noticing some rectangular flying androids with faces drawn on them.
"Cyber-Planks!" she said, turning into a tent for the Eds to hide in. When the coast was clear, they ran to Peach Creek High, and heading for the door. There was a burnt hole in it, and two eyes stared at the Eds and Nazz.
"I see you brought the Eds here, have you explained everything to them?" came a gruff, male voice.
"I showed them how we got our powers, but they want to know why we need them." replied Nazz.
"Very well." the voice said, as the door opened to reveal a man with blue hair and was wearing a green and yellow superhero suit. "Welcome Ed boys…"
"Rolf?" said Eddy. "Is that you?"
"Yes, it is." said Future Rolf. "Welcome to the Peach Creek Underground."
"Cool!" said Ed, looking at all the technology that was on the ceiling and on the walls. The lockers were replaced with strange machines that gave light to the dismal hallways.
"Follow me." said Rolf, guiding the Eds and Nazz to the principal's office, or at least what the Eds thought the door led to. It actually was a huge control room, with a man wearing a red baseball cap and wearing green and black.
"Ah, you're back, Nazz." he said.
"Ed boys, meet Kevin, the substitute leader of our team." said Rolf.
"Don't forget us!" said a woman with brown hair and wearing pink and blue.
"Future Sarah?" said Ed in awe.
"Yes, Ed, it's your baby sister, only she's older than you are…" said Future Jimmy, wearing cyan jeans and white pants, huge muscles and had a tuft on his head. The 3 Eds greeted everyone in the room and were surprised how friendly they were. Normally, Sarah would attack the Eds, but she didn't now.
"In 2009, we actually accept you guys." said Nazz.
"Okay, now that the greetings are out of the way, it's time to talk about the situation…" said Kevin "The Gourd has taken over the planet and has our Ed Edd n Eddy held captive."
"And?" asked Double D.
"We need you three to find your future selves and defeat the Gourd, before he finds the Dark Jawbreaker."
"Dark Jawbreaker?" wondered Ed.
"It's a jawbreaker with dark matter compressed within it. If someone eats it, they will become powerful enough to destroy the planet!" replied Kevin.
"How will we get to the Gourd's lair?" asked Double D. "It's probably very dangerous there!"
"Cyber Planks are not very smart, they can't tell you three from your future selves." Kevin went on.
"We've traced the Gourd's lair to be at the Mondo a go go amusement park, he's taken over the grounds and built a huge Cyber Plank processing planet there." said Rolf.
"Are you guys gonna help us?" asked Eddy. "We can't do this alone."
"We shall join you, but only you three can get into the park." replied Nazz.
"Oh that's good, can we get started?" said Eddy impatiently.
"You'll need gadgets to help you on your quest, they're in the sports hall, next to our training room." said Sarah.
"Training?" said Ed.
"Yes, you'll need some training on how to use your weapons and gadgets." replied Jimmy.
"Now go to the sports hall and get your weapons." Kevin said defiantly. "It's time to train for your mission!"