Ask Sanji

Part 5

Neon: Ohiyo, Everybody!! Sadly Ms. Nami isnt here, so if any questions for her, forget it.

Zoro: Yo.

Neon: Zoro? what are you? doing here

Zoro: you don't want me here, Neon? (glares)

Neon: oh! I do! I do! Now where's Sanji…?

Sanji: HELLO and welcome again to Sanji tonigh… NANI?! PLATYPUS MARIANO!!! i mean, its you moss-head.

Zoro: now what are you calling me this time, Ero-Cook?

Sanji: I THOUGHT NAMI-SAN WILL BE HERE ONLY?!

Neon: lets just say that she was delayed

Sanji: (heartbroken eyes) WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?! AND WHY DID SHE SEND PLATYPUS MARIANO!! i mean zoro.

Zoro: call me that one more time sanji, im GONNA KILL YOU!! and she sent me because she told me to tell Neon she couldnt make it

Sanji: well, no matter. and PLATYPUS MARIANO is a name given by my fangirl, Takono-Chan!

Zoro: whatever... im too tired to go back, so i'll sleep here... it is okay, Neon?

Neon: its fine, just sit here and sleep

Sanji: Tsk. anyways, lets get on with this.

Neon: okay people! lets start! Zoro is already asleep!

Sanji: good! I don't want to hear Platypus Mariano talk anymore!!

Zoro: ZzZzZzZz…

Neon: first up! Sanji's Beloved Fangirl! Takono-Chan!!

Sanji: Nani?! Tsk! She REAAALLLLY loves me… (boasts)

shinzo i shall kill you AND DONT THINK ITLL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS IN YOUR SLEEP...itll be slow (glare)i already said i dont want a kiss.(i'm too scared to.not ready yet.)

1.that wont work. trust me. just to creep me out, he opened his legs(with pants on) and POINTED TO THEM. even if i DO kick him, i'll never see my friend again... HELP ME(supah cute bambi eyes)

2.wadda you mean "why are you doing this to me"? its what i do to annoy zoro--poke him in the forehead and say his name a million times untl he yells "WHAT?!" then i wait 2 seconds and say hi. then i run away laughing.

3.ur afraid of spiderman and ukeleles? UKELELES ROK!

4.sowwy(even cuter supah bambi eyes)

5.dude, we're not getting married, so a wedding cake seems awkward. can i have a mini strawberry cake?

6. somehow i feel like ur favorite fangirl just because i ask 20 questions a day.

7.usopp didnt call me stupid or give me hot sauce. i just wanted to see you beat him up so he can scream like a little girl.(gomenasai) but you gotta admit that WAS funny!

8.i didnt go by medications. YAY MY LEG IS BETTER(after a couple days) hmm... my eye doesnt hurt... WOO HOO ARIGATO CHOPPER UR THE BEST DOCTOR EVAH

9.20 cell phones in your pants vibrating feels god

10."i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day" is PART OF THE LUMBERJACK SONG. one part i added zoros name in it and instead of "his dear papa" i put "luffys dear grandpa". its a song. WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE A LUMBERJACK?! (a zebra sneezed on me years ago. THATS why.)

11.(snicker)green-topped platypus...(laugh) platypus mariano...

12.(steals frankys cola) SUPAH COLA POWAH

13. FRESH COLA POWAH

14.dammit i'm all out of questions.

--takono

p.s. to make you happy, if you find a way to help me get rid of the 7 year old, i'll give you a kiss. we can even go out. but only IF this works. so PWEEZZ HELP ME

p.s.s.how many videos did you watch? i have 45 so you might not wanna watch all of them.

p.s.s.s.glue tastes funny. dont eat it. yes its non-toxic so i'll live.

p.s.s.s.s. APPLESAUSE RULEZ(lol apple sauce-topped platypus mariano marimo! can zoro top THAT?)

p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s. i put too many "s".

p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.
why did i run out uf questions if i have alot of "p.s."?

Dear My Beloved Takono-Chan,

Ahem, for the third time. My answers…

1) Kawaii!! I LOVE THOSE EYES!! Ahem (turns serious) now, forget my suggestion about kicking him on the balls Okay, now what I want you to do is… hmmm… I cant tell you to give him what he wants! Or he'll do something more than that!! Hmmm… just tell your friend to tell him to stop irritating you… simple enough! But if it does not work, call a small kid (a girl) and tell that small kid to call the 7yr. SEXY and let the small kid touch the guy's "UNNECESSARY PARTS" and ask him how it feels. If he says It feels good, IM GONNA GO THERE AND KICK THE KIDS ASS!! seriously speaking, tell the kids parents.

2) hmmm… Oi! Zoro!

Zoro: ZzZzZzZzZzZ…

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Zoro: WHAT THE #$!?!!?!?!?

Sanji: (waits two seconds.)(Then.) Hi! (runs) HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

Zoro: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! (runs after Sanji)

Neon: folks, this'll take a minute… (giggles)

----------10 minutes later----------

Sanji: (teary eyed from laughing) hahaHAHA! I LOVE DOING THAT!! ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS!!! TAKONO-CHAN!!

Zoro: Im gonna KILL that fangirl of yours…

Sanji: (turns serious) What… did you… SAY?!

Zoro: tsk. Never mind. Im gonna take my nap. (still annoyed)

Sanji: that. Takono-Chan. Is my answer for number 2!!

3) tsk. Spider man is still a Spider. So of course im afraid of him! Uhm. Whats a Ukelele? Another type of spider? AND ANOTHER SPIDER?! WHERE!!

Neon: there is no spider! 'cept the one on Sanji's head…

Sanji: NNNAAAANNNIII?! AGAIN?!

Zoro: (Zoro takes out his sword and kills the spider. While sleeping) can you SHUT UP NOW!?! IM TAKING MY NAP!!

Sanji: (whispering) Platypus Mariano.

4) AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW………don't worry, I forgive you…… THAT'S SOOO… KAWAIIIIIII!!! Keep doing that I'll be addicted to you forever!!

5) ahem. I call it Strawberry-Short-Cake, Takono-Chan. And OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE IT!! ANYTHING FOR TAKONO-CHAN!!!

6) you ARE the most FAVORITE FANGIRL in my life!! You Takono-Chan and Nami-Chan are the same in my life!! And… ASK ME MORE!!!

7) hehe. My Lyle and Pertie works a lot!

8) (sniff) Chopper?? Why not me, Takono-Chan? I give you food! To help you get better! My food is with vitamins! NOT LIKE CHOPPER… HE JUST GIVES YOU BANDAGES! What good does a bandage do anyway? It only heals your wound externally! My food heals you INTERNALLY!! With love that is…

9) really? Im gonna try that out!

10) Gomen,Gomen. As I said im not a perfect person. Sometimes, I don't get what are you saying. But that's one of the reasons why I LOVE you as my fangirl!

11) funny, isn't it? Give me more names! Im gonna insult him more.

12 & 13) Franky's gonna get mad for insulting him too much!

14) Darn and I was enjoying a nice talk with you…

P.S. K-KISS?! D-DATE!!!??? MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! Don't worry, Takono-Chan, if the answer on question #1 does not work, consult me again, and I'll show the kid who's boss…

P.S.S. I only watched two of them! But no worries, I'll ask Neon to watch all of them.

P.S.S.S. eeyuck. Don't tell tell me that's a new recipe for my cooking, Takono-Chan…

P.S.S.S.S. hehe, a new name for Zoro!! Platypus Apple Sauce Mariano!! NICE ONE, TAKONO-CHAN!! YOU'RE SOOOO SMART!! MELLORINE!!!

Takono-Chan, don't worry if you run out of questions, you can still ask me since im still here. No matter how many P.S.'s are there, I'LL GLADLY ANSWER THEM ALL FOR YOU!!!!!!

Poor usopp…NOT!!

-your Idol, Sanji

Neon: Holy cats, that's a lot!

Sanji:… poor Takono-Chan… being tormented by a kid… grrr…

Neon: oookay, this is scary! NEXT!!

Ohiyo Sanji-kun!!
I'm back. I was visiting my friend. You wanted to know how she got dumped, right? Well I had repeatedly asked Zoro on none other than "Ask Zoro". I had asked once, he didn't respond. He only answered a previous question. The I demanded he tell me. He told me he didn't want to go out with my "Lame friend" poor girl read it. She didn't want to talk much after that. It was coffee, and she was gonna pay! Jeeze! But I'm fighting so she can smile again

thank you so much for listening...again.
Bye bye my lovely! -kiss, kiss-

Love,
Ocean-view-luffy

Dear ocean-view-luffy-Chan,

LAME FRIEND?! ZORO! WAKE UP!!

Zoro: what is it NOW?!

Sanji: you denied OVL-Chan's friend's REQUEST?!

Zoro: who the heck… ahh. Okay, I remember now. So? Whats the problem with that?

Sanji: (angry) reconsider that, Baka.

Zoro: talking to me Ero-Cook?

Sanji: you goat son loving…

Neon: Okay! Stop!

Anyways, back to your situation, im with you in making her smile again OVL-Chan!! Tell her to post a question or advice here and she'll laugh like the rest of my fan girls!!

MELLORINE MELLORINE!!! WAAH!! IM IN LOVE!!

Bye OVL-Chan! And youre welcome!

Neon: kinda hectic here, eh?

Sanji: hehe.

Neon: Next!!

Dear Sanji-kun,
Once again,I'm back.I'll ask more questions this time though.Oh and by the way,call me Keisha, cause that's my name.Well except in the little 'Dear -'thing cause I won't know if it's me or not.Anyways,question time.

1)If you lived in the present-day world what country/state/place would you live in besides Japan?
2)Will dump black paint on Zoro's head for me?I think it'd be funny.
3)Let's just SAY Nami said she'd go out with you.Where would you go,what would you do,and if you ate anything what would it be?
4)Will you make me a cherry pie?
5)What's your favorite band/music artist?
6)I dare you to put little pink hair bows in Zoro's hair.

That's all.And I'll be back again.

-Smallstream

P.S.Another name for Zoro would be Lime Head wouldn't it?

Dearest Keisha-Chan (hows that?)

Keisha, ahem. My answers…

1)hehe, the big apple itself, Keisha-Chan, New York. Or even France. Heard theres a lot of cooking there!!

2) hehe, don't bother! He's asleep right now anyway!!

3) Wow! She will?! I would go to the most expensive restaurant, I'll be yelling MELLORINE the whole time, the most expensive food me and Nami-Chan can eat!!

4) MELLORINE!! YOU LOVE CHERRY PIE?? I'LL MAKE YOU ONE!!! ANYTHING FOR KEISHA-CHAN!!!

5) ever heard of Justin Timberlake? Yea, I kinda like him. His styles makes girls CRAAAZY.

6) heehee! I wont mind! I can do anything since Zoro is asleep!!

Please do come back, OVL-Chan.

P.S. Platypus Apple Sauce Lime Head Mariano, would fit, ne?

Sanji: One of my favorite fans, OVL-Chan

Neon: NEXT!!

Dear Sanji-kun...and the other person.
Erm Sanji-kun, just to let you know I'm not the huggest fan of the bitc-erm I mean Nami. She has her opinion, I have mine. (I must warn you, If I intend on smacking her please for your sake and mine, stop me.) Oh and by the way this Takono-chan is so not your most loyal fan! Hello! I'm here too! I plan on getting a tattoo of your curly eyebrow when I'm old enough! I listen to your songs everyday! I can so beat this Takono-chan! Gr...(bares teeth)
Question? Oh yah question! My question for you is (ignores Nami)do you were casual clothes often? The only time I've seen you in causuals is right before the Water 7 arc. I remember exactly what you wore, dark teal t-shirt and dark wash jeans.
Second question, yes I have a secound question! Um oh yah! I have this little problem at school wear these two freaking guys keep on tryin to 'grab' me! Seriously! They'd like supposively pass notes over me (I sit between them) and they make sudden moves to grab me! Can you whoop there butts for me?
Third question, cause I love talking to you. Why the heck do you like Nami so much? (glares) She's...so whats the word I'm looking for...oh yah MEAN!!

That's it! For now, see how much of a fan I truely am! (gives a big loveable hug)
(ignores Nami...snarls)
Love,
SKZS

Dear my Beloved SKZS-Chan,

Don't argue with Nami-San! And besides, she isnt here!! so just dont mind her and lets talk...

Sigh! Don't worry, SKZS-Chan, You and Takono-Chan are the same, I just love both of you the way you both are!! You cant ask me who do I like more, because I like BOTH of you more!! Hehe, to me, SKZS-Chan, youre one of the BEST fan girls I have, like Takono-Chan!

Anyways, ahem. My answers…

1)hehe, not much, SKZS-Chan, I only wear them when my suits are in the washers!

2) Pick one, Quasi, Concasse, Anti Matter Kicking Course, Poitrine, Basses Cotes, Bouquetier Shoot, Clusseau or just all of them. All these kicks of mine can wallop their $&in' asses. I swear any guy with a shitty mind like that, I can kick them in the BALLS

Zoro: (sleep talking) look whos talking

Sanji: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, BAGERRO!!!

3) I like Nami-San because… shes Cute, Smart, Beautiful... LETS NOT TALK ABOUT HER!! ITS YOU AND ME!!

You are a GREAT fan girl, SKZS-Chan! MELLORINE!! GIVE ME A KISS INSTEAD!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!

-your Idol, Sanji

Neon: wow, thats a nice insult for Nami-Chan!!

Sanji: ahh, SKZS-Chan…

Neon: tsk... Gallant

Sanji: NEXT LETTAH!!

-captures Osama Bin Laden, turns world upside down by some tricky santoryu- Sanji! My favorite cook for life! Regardless of the fact, dart-board eyebrow, that I, as your sworn rival, Roronoa Zoro, am constantly fighting you after you interrupt my naps. Je t'adore! (random french) And especially your eyebrow. I hope you're taking good care of it. It's my favorite aspect about you.

Speaking of your eyebrow... let's get to the questions.
1. You know how people sometimes have to wax their eyebrows? Is that applicable with yours? How does it maintain it's glorious curly-ness?
2. Why is the sky blue?
3. Do you love me, the Marimo?
4. Do you think this bandana makes me look fat?
5. Will you play Wii with me?
6. What makes girls better than me, Sanji-kun? -chu-
7. Do you like my haramaki?
8. Can we have beef tonight for dinner? You know it's my favorite dish.
9. I saw you at the beach with Apple Bomb the other day. To say the least, I'm a little jealous. How could you, Sanji? I thought you would only take romantic moon-lit walks on the beach with ME.

Although I would gladly declare my undying love for you, dear love-cook, I have to say that I, your beloved Marimo-chan, have to keep up appearances and keep up this silly facade of rivalry. Yeah, I see you, Nami. Don't give me that look. I'm going to be the world's greatest swordsman one day, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT! With that honorable title, I will win over my dear Sanji-kun.

BAI! LOL LOL LOL KTHX ROFL. Love, Marimo.

Dear Marimo-Chan,

Nani?! Ehe, no im still not kissing Zoro…

Ahem, once again, my answers…

1)hehe, that's a secret… uhm… Marimo-Chan…

2) because… it aint red!

3) I Love You of Course!! Marimo-Chan!!

4) No Marimo-Chan… it makes you look cool.

5) whats a Wii? Ah, the one Neon showed me before. Yeah, sure Marimo…Chan…

6) No difference, Marimo-Chan, all my fangirls are treated Equals!!

7) yeah I do!

8) SURE!! YOU CAN HAVE STEAK!! MELLORINE!!

9) M-MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! WHAT TIME!? I CAN HAVE DATES ANY TIME!!!

Now its my turn to WRITE…

P.S. you remind me of Zoro being a female… I DON'T support Yaoi, but I consider you as my fan girl anyway!

Sanji: that's all?

Neon: yep!

Sanji: Wheres Nami anyway?

Neon: too late! She left for east blue!

Zoro: Nani?! Well! i gotta go! THEY LEFT ME BEHIND AGAIN!!

Sanji: Darn it… anyways, no dates today, so im staying here!!

Drake: hey, Neon.

Neon: NYAAH!! DRAKE!!

Sanji: hm?

Drake: let me take over.

Neon: s-s-s-sure! Drake-san!!

Drake: alright people, your former host, Neon is out for a while, and now IM taking over…

Drake: now announcement to make, Chapter 7 coming up. And I'll make sure Ms. Nami-Chan will be here for our next edition. If she ain't, then Sanji fans, Takono-Chan, SKZS-Chan,OVL-Chan, Smallstream-Chan, and Apple Bomb-Chan, have a good talk with Sanji-San.

Sanji: you seem serious.

Drake: im never interested with talk shows anyways.

Sanji: heh, you'll enjoy the talk with me and my fans!

Drake: hope so, Sanji-San, I want to make my take over here interesting. Anyways, till next time. Adieu.

Sanji: MORE REVIEWS PLEASE!!