Ed Edd n Eddy
Future Shock-ED
Chapter 3
Nazz and Rolf guided the Eds to a deserted sports hall. There were no weapons in sight.
"Where's our gear?" asked Eddy impatiently, "Is it invisible?" Nazz stretched her arm over to a button on the wall and pressed it, causing metal shelves of weapons to come out of the floor.
"There you go, Ed Boys." said Rolf. "Choose your weapons!"
"Aren't we a bit young to use equipment that harm others?" asked Double D, turning to Rolf and Nazz.
"Not when the planet is in peril!" said Nazz, going over to Double D and giving him a big black case.
"What's in here?" wondered Double D, opening the case to see that it looked like a raygun but had a catapult on the front.
"It's an Energy Catapult, Double D Ed boy." replied Rolf. "You can use that to destroy Cyber Planks" Ed and Eddy were having no trouble hesitating to use guns and such; they were in fact playing with them! Ed picked up a huge stick of dynamite and threw it in the air.
"Ed! Don't play with that!" yelled Nazz, as she threw her arm out to grab the explosive and threw it out a hole in the wall. "You're here to stop The Gourd from killing your future selves, not to play with bombs and stuff!"
"Sorry, Future Nazz…" said Ed, picking up a huge gun that had three nozzles on the front, was semi-circular in shape, and had two handles on the sides. He pulled the trigger, and a brown steaming liquid shot out of it. "Oooh, gravy!"
"No, lacking-a-chin Ed boy, that is the Gravy Gun, it's meant to scorch enemies with boiling gravy." said Rolf, stopping Ed from licking the steaming hot liquid, using a vine growing out of his back. Some of the gravy got on Eddy's shoe.
"Yeow!" he screamed, jumping into the air like he was on fire. He hit his head on the ceiling and crashed into the shelves.
"Be careful, you two, these aren't you're primitive inventions back in your time." said Nazz. Eddy got up and found that his hand was in a metal glove with a green light in the palm.
"What's this thing?" he wondered, as he shook it about and accidently threw a green ball of light out the window. A Cyber Plank was about to come through the window but got hit by the light and fell to the ground with a crash. Nazz stretched her neck over to the window to see the dead Cyber Plank, gazing at her with its glowing face, fading into the darkness.
"Looks like you just beat a Cyber Plank with that Gamma Glove, Eddy." she said.
"Is that was this is?" said Eddy.
"Yes, loud-mouthed Ed boy." said Rolf. "Gamma bombs explode on impact."
"How does Rolf know about all this?" asked Double D.
"It's all I have left to know, since the Gourd killed my pets…" replied Rolf sorrowfully.
"Oh." said Double D in shock.
"Well, now that you have your weapons, it's now time to head back to mission control…" said Nazz. The Eds and Rolf followed her back to Kevin and the others.
"Okay, you've picked your weapons, now we must test your fighting skills." said Kevin.
"Where?" asked Ed, feeling excited.
"Nazz, take them to the lunch hall." said Kevin, turning to Nazz.
"Got it, Eds, follow me." replied Nazz. The Eds followed Nazz to the lunch hall, and saw nothing, not even a table anywhere.
"Err, why are we here, Nazz?" asked Double D. Nazz didn't answer, she stretched her arm over to a button and the hall opened up under the Eds' feet.
"What the…" said Eddy, as they fell into the darkness. Nazz dived into the pit herself, grabbing a big bottle of water with her. She drank the water and became huge, heavy and soft, like a human water-bed. She landed at the bottom of the pit first, with the Eds falling on top of her. She blew the water out when they fell on her, causing her to change back to normal.
"Thanks for cushioning our fall, Nazz, but where are we?" asked Double D, looking at the tunnel, with walls covered in machinery.
"The training facility, the BinBots should be here any minute." replied Nazz. As she said that, three doors on the ceiling opened, dropping three odd looking robots in front of the Eds. They looked like dustbins with arms and legs sticking out. They also had faces drawn onto them. One of them had a face that resembled Ed's, another had one resembling Double D's, and the leader had one that resembled Eddy's.
"These things want to fight us?" Eddy laughed, patting the leader BinBot with his Gamma Glove. the Binbot immediately did an uppercut on Eddy, sending him flying into the ceiling, he fell back down only to get punched again. "Ow! That hurt, you pile of scrap!" he whined, before throwing a Gamma Bomb at the robot, making it stagger into the wall and hit its head. It ran towards Eddy, only to get bombarded with Gamma Bombs in every step. When it finally got to Eddy, it threw a punch, but missed and got its fist stuck in the wall. Eddy walked to its behind and kicked it, knocking its lid off. He dropped a bomb into the Binbot and it exploded. Its limbs flew off in all directions, hitting the Ed BinBot in the face. It lunged at Ed, but he got out a football helmet and head-butted it into the wall. It got back up and ran towards Ed with its fist in the air.
"EAT GRAVY!" Ed shouted, dowsing the robot with steaming hot gravy. It fell to its knees, as the scorching liquid melted its insides and fell on its face. Only the Double D BinBot was left standing, it charged at Double D, with its fists in the air and its lid rattling around. Double D wasn't sure what to do, until he pulled out a cactus from under his hat and smacked the robot in the face, knocking it back with a crash.
"Jim's obviously a good fighter." said Double D, putting Jim back in his hat. The Binbot got back up, this time it pulled out his own gun, but before it had a chance to fire; Double D shot it with an energy ball from his Energy Catapult. He ran over to it, opened the lid, pulled out Jim and starting ripping its circuitry to pieces.
"Well done, Eds." said Nazz. "You've defeated the Binbots, but now you have to work together to fight this wave…"
A giant doorway opened at the other end of the tunnel, revealing a horde of Binbots running into battle with makeshift swords, guns, shields, and much more.
"Let's go, boys!" said Eddy, leading charging at the robots with his friends following behind. Ed started spraying gravy everywhere with his Gravy Gun, destroying many of the robots. Double D was pelting them with his Energy Catapult. Any that got close to him were hacked to pieces by Jim. Eddy was blowing the robots to pieces using his Gamma Glove, but some were getting close.
"This calls for the Thingamajig!" Eddy shouted, pulling out an odd machine that shook and rattled in his arms. It then opened the little door on the front and boxing glove attached to a robotic arm punched the ground causing an earthquake that destroyed most of the robots. The few that were remaining were finished off by Ed and Double D.
"Great work guys! You've finished your training!" said Nazz. "We now have to head back to mission control so you can get started with taking down the Gourd." She guided the Eds into an elevator and got in herself, she pressed a button and they were taken back into the lunch hall.
Back in mission control, the Eds were listening to Kevin's speech.
"Okay, the plan is that we make our way to the Gourd's within the theme park, and help the Eds in. Then, we call the Binbots to the lair so they can hold off the Cyber Planks. The Eds will disable the defences within the lair so we can get in and rescue our Eds. Finally, with all of us together, we can confront the Gourd and capture him and his accomplice, Timber."
"How do we get to the theme park?" asked Double D.
"We need to pass the wastelands, the ruined fields, the gag factory, the lake, the swamp and finally the path to the theme park."
"This plan is risky, so we're coming too." said Nazz.
"We'll head out tomorrow." said Kevin. "Cyber Planks are more active during the night."
"Your beds are in the maths room, Ed boys." said Rolf. He guided the Eds to the maths room. When he opened the door it showed three sleeping bags on tables.
"Time to hit the hay, I'm bushed!" said Eddy, jumping into his bed first. The other 2 Eds got into their beds and went to sleep.
"Goodnight, Ed boys." said Rolf, stepping out of the room, leaving the Eds to wait for their adventure.
Meanwhile, at the Gourd's lair, three figures were held by robotic arms, ready to be dipped in a dark purple liquid below them. One of them had hair that covered her eyes, the second had blue hair and a black shirt on, and the last one had blond hair and buck teeth.
"Let us go!" shouted Lee, one of the Kanker Sisters who had been captured by the Cyber Planks.
"Not likely, love." said a male brawny figure with cybernetic implants, sitting in a crane controlling the robotic arms. "After that 'mouth to mouth' you gave me…" He pulled a lever with a robotic arm, and the arms dipped the Kankers into the dark matter and let go of them. They screamed in pain as horrible changes were pulsing inside their bodies.
"Looks like you got 'em right where we want 'em." said Timber in an evil voice. An orange glove came out of the dark matter, with blue and yellow ones following it. The Kankers climbed out of the horrible substance and bowed to the male figure and Timber.
"What do you wish of us, Master Timber and Master Eddy's Brother?" Marie said.
"For a start, call me Andre" Eddy's brother said. "It's my real name." (Or at least in this fanfic anyway.)
"Enough with the introductions, the meddling kids from the cul-de-sac have brought Past Ed Edd n Eddy to this time period, according to Cyber Plank reports." said Timber. "You must hunt them down and eliminate them."
"Will do, Master Timber." said May, breathing liquid nitrogen at a dead, captured Binbot and shattering it to pieces. Lee's hair changed into four powerful tentacles and grabbed another Binbot and crushed it. Marie then punched the ground and a pool of green liquid formed, releasing a hand made out of the green poisonous liquid that dragged the Binbot down with it.
"Andre, get the Kankers ready, I have to report to the Gourd." said Timber, as he floated away.
"I will soon get revenge on you, Ed, Edd, n Eddy!" Andre snickered, picking up a huge gun that shot energy blasts at the remains of the Binbots, before he went into complete laughter, with the Kankers joining in.