Ask Sanji
Part 6
Drake: okay folks... bah. Im bored. You do the introductions, Sanji.
Sanji: okay! Ahem… Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another new edition to Sanji Tonight! Now I, your star of the show will answer the following questions from fangirls!! Ahem, Drake, from who please?
Drake: Takono-Chan… again? And my, my. She has 30 questions and 6 P.S.'s.
Sanji: NNNAANI?!?! Hehe, she really loves me eh, Drake-san?
Drake: yeh, yeh, just get on with it.
trust me on this. he does this to EVERY GIRL. even his sister. he wont even care what i say. HES A 7 YEAR OLD! why would you want him to torture another girl anyway? it scares me like hell. i'm scared to think of him as a 12 year old! HELP ME!(supah kawaii bambi eyes crying while hugging you)
(ahem SERIOUS MODE)
1) WE GOT A TIE IN THE "sanjis favorite fangirl" CONTEST HERE! WOO HOO WE GOT AN EQUAL! and i'm not the competitive type so calm down, SkZs.
2) AHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHAD I TELL YA?! POKE HIM THAT MUCH OR MORE AND HE'LL CRACK! AND YOUR WELCOME (i stick my tongue at zoro)
3)a ukelele is an instrument used in hawaii. (NEVER WEARING A HULA OUTFIT AGAIN) (shudder)
4) ZORO YOU ARE AN APPLE SAUCE-TOPPED PLATYPUS MARIANO MARIMO WITH A MENTAL PROBLEM!(i hope choppers done w/ that medicine for hopeless idiots)
5)why call it a lyle and pertie? did you copy that from "ridin' dirty" or "white and nerdy?
6)dont get jealous of chopper. i didnt say ur not the best cook!
(grin)
7)ULTIMATE MASSAGE CHAIR BWAHAHAHAHA(referd to cell phones in ur pants)
8)franky mad at that? PFFT! i showed him and he yelled "COOL! MY OWN...um...TWIN!"
9) YAY I'M UR FAVORITE FANGIRL!(hugs u)
10)(aww crap... i didnt have breakfast...) and would you listen to shinzo? i said i didnt want a kiss. she just likes to mess with me and my brilliant yet amazing and so fantastic mind.
11)(reffering to 1) save me from the evil kid PWEEZ (bambi eyes so cute even ZORO cant resist)
12)trust me. i would have been ur fangirl sooner, if only my friends didnt make it seem like it was bad since youre...(how should i put this?)flirty and perverted? no offense. it is kinda cute tho cuz you act stupid and i'm gonna type question 13 cuz this is etting long
13)if you could have ANY JOB what would it be(besides cooking) (OR BEING A DOCTOR--i know what doctors check when i go there and THATS why i said no)
14)pinocchio...is THAT how you spell it?
15)imagine there was an "ask usopp"
16) what is it about women that you like(and dont say "femininity" cuz thats like luking at my chest. ew.)
17) recipe--peanut butter(creamy) and chocolate on a cake or cracker or something. or just get a reeses cup. it has chocolate and peanut butter
18) I BROKE MY QUESTION RECORD WOO HOO(now to see if i can get past 25)
19)what should i get shinzo 4 her bday party? i was thinking 1 CENT!
20)u like my pic update on youtube?
21)on ask zoro, he said his metal sword tastes like metal. i wanted to know what metal tastes like, so i tried it. ew... METAL IS NOT LIKE PIE!(pie is gud...)
22)should i try a sanji tribute video(like me x you) or keep doing sanji x nami? dont say "whatever my heart desires". thatd be even more confusing
23)I ACTUALLY GOT A TANGERINE FROM NAMIS TREE!
24)OWCH!
25)dammit, she hit me on my head with a mallet. now i owe her 100,0 beli.
26) ALMOST UP TO 30 QUESTIONS!
27) FEAR TEH QUESTION PILE UFF DOM!
28) are you sure i dont talk too much?
29)(hoping these questions annoy neon and drake) BWAHAHAHAHA
30) YAY 30 (throws confeti)
31) dammit. a question troll just stole my tangerine...(YAY I DONT HAVE TO PAY!)
32)now i'm out of questions. (you'd think i wouldda given up by now?)
--takono
p.s. YAY I'M SMART NOW THANX 4 TELLING ME!
p.s.s. YES a kiss + date BUT ONLY IF IT WORKS
p.s.s.s.THE LAND OF PAJAMAS IS COOL!
p.s.s.s.s.how about "platypus brained-jellyfished spined-green topped mariano marimo head"? (LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP)
p.s.s.s.s.s.wat do you think about lizards and snakes?
p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.I THINK THEYRE COOL!
should usopp quit the mugiwara crew and join the circuis or freak show?
--takono
dear my beloved Takono-Chan…
okay, that's it. That seven year old kid is getting on my freaking nerves!!
Drake! You suggest something!!
Drake: don't ask me! It's a question for YOU. Or don't tell me that o'l Sanji does not have anymore solution to this problem…
Sanji: ITS NOT THAT BAKA!! IM ASKING YOUR OPINION TO THE SITUATION!!
Drake: well, to me, the kid's retarded. He has a difficulty understanding MALE and FEMALE. And he does not mind what is he doing to his youth… tsk, wasting your youth for "Adultery". Its totally wrong. To me, the only thing he needs is a good understanding about HIMSELF.
Well, on my point of view, Takono-Chan, that kid needs a good spanking, and im not talking jokes here, that kid has a problem. And that problem is, understanding a girl. If that kid does not give a F--- about it, the kid needs counseling.
Drake: the kid's still a kid.
Sanji: so? He seriously needs a good change in life! I swear, a kid harassing a girl? I don't think so.
Takono-Chan, really, that kid has to learn a lesson, and to make him learn, you gotta show him who's boss…
Drake: tsk. That routine, eh?
Control the kid, show him you're higher than him don't let him take you down by touching you or saying shitty things, show him you are the boss, and he'll follow you. You know, to make him follow you, bribe him or to things that'll make him feel bad… I swear, while I was in Baratie, I had one annoying customer named Fullbody? I made him feel bad, then look what happended, he smashed the table in two. Yeah, he thought he was strong with his so-called Iron-Fist, tsk. I beat that bastard to a pulp. Do the same way what I did! But this time, YOU make him feel bad, if he fights back at you, show him who's boss…
Drake: well, what if there is NOTHING that can make him feel bad?
Sanji: then he only likes Takono-Chan? NOO WAY, kiddo. Takono-Chan is MINE.
Drake: what if he REALLY does not have anything that can make him feel bad?
Sanji: give me your Email Address, Takono-Chan. Im gonna give him a chat of his life.
Anyways, ahem. The questions. (that's quite a long one)(and im not on serious mode, Takon-Chan, only when theres trouble.)
1)as I said, Takono-Chan, ALL my fan girls are treated equal!
2) anymore things I can do to Zoro? Tell me! Takono-Chan!
3) aw. Its an instrument. I thought I was another type of bug. And YOU'RE afraid of Ukeleles?
4) give me more names and I can expand that for you!
5) hey! How did you know! Aahh! Takono-Chan is ssoo genius!! MELLORINE!!
6) sniff. It sounds like an insult, Takono-Chan…
7) youre convincing me more, Takono-Chan… I'll try 40 of them. ALL OVER MY BODY!! Wonder how does that feel!!
8) Franky? Not mad? A miracle! He always gets mad at me when I do Cheddar…
9) of course you are, Takono-Chan… MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
10) I DON'T MIN SHINZO-CHAN!! YOU HAVE A BRILLIANT, AMAZING and FANTASTIC MIND?! TAKONO-CHAN!! YOURE SOO COOOLLL!!! MELLORINE!!
11) S…So… KAWAII!! Hrmph. (turns serious) if it does not work, Takono-Chan. Take Drakes Email-Add so I can chat with that kid. Give me yours too, okay?
Drake: why mine?!
Sanji: you think a pirate like me HAVE AN EMAIL?!
Drake: fine. JUST CHECK MY PROFILE AND CLICK EMAIL ADD, THEN TAKE IT!!!
Sanji: Drake, you will teach me how to chat, wont you?
Drake: sure I will, so I can get that 3 chapter year old problem done with.
Sanji: arigatou!! Ey Takono-Chan, ONLY take the E-mail when answer # 1 DOES NOT WORK.
12) ha! Many girls say that! But you see how much good I am? And I love you as my Fangirl!! So don't follow what they say, because soon you will find out how cool your sexy pirate cook I am!
13) a restaurant owner!
14) yep! YOURE VERY SMART TAKONO-CHAN!! MELLORINE!!
15) hehaha! I'll insult him all I like if there was!!
16) heh, their Natural Beauty, Takon-Chan. and im NOT LOOKING AT YOUR CHEST!!! IM NOT A PERVERT!!
17) ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS!! Hmmm… a new recipe… maybe I can add it to black forest cake!
18) KEEP IT COMING, TAKONO-CHAN!!
19) maybe a picture of you and me is fine!
20) SPARKY, TAKONO-CHAN!! I LOVE IT!!
21) hah! Im better than Zoro it means!!
22) hmm… time for a change, I want to see myself with one of my FAVORITE FANGIRLS!!!
23) aaah! Nami's gonna get mad at you!!!
24 & 25) oh?? NAMI-SAN!! DON'T HURT TAKONO-CHAN!!
26) MAKE IT 40!! I LOVE YOU TAKONO-CHAN!!
27) I DON'T MIND TAKONO-CHAN!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
28) You don't… Takono-Chan, I love the way you talk!
29) oy, Drake-san, are you?
Drake: ne, I wasn't looking at the questions. Sorry.
30) MELLORINE!! SHES SOO COOL!! MELLORINE!! 30 QUESTIONS!!
31) AWWW!! THAT SUCKS!!
-your beloved Sanji
P.S. you are, Takono-Chan, don't thin dumb, if anyone called you dumb, tell me.
P.S.S. don't worry, Takono-Chan, if it wont work, take Drake-San's Email, and I'll give him a talk. PERSONALLY.
P.S.S.S. AAHH TAKONO-CHAN!!! I DON'T GET WHAT YOURE SAYING! But ILL SAY IT TOO!! LAND OF PAJAMAS ARE COOL!! MELLORINE!!
P.S.S.S.S. platypus brained-jellyfished spined-green topped mariano marimo head? EXTEND IT, MY SWEET TAKONO-CHAN!! MELLORINE!!
P.S.S.S.S.S. good for cooking and they're REAAALL juicy!!
P.S.S.S.S.S.S I KNOW THEY ARE, TAKONO-CHAN!!
Hehe, let him play as Buggy the second. Haha!!
Drake: tsk, I swear, if all those questions reach 50, im gonna shout, WTF!! GET OUTTA HERE!! But now, im really patient.
Sanji: uhm, Drake-San, you will, wont you?
Drake: yeah! Yeah! I will teach you how to chat!!
Sanji: okay. Whos next?
Drake: Keisha-chan.
Sanji: O? hehe! One of my beloved Fans!!
Dear Sanji-kun,
Yes,Keisha-Chan will do.As long as I know you're talking to me and not a different one.So confused.Anyways,question time.
1)My friend is a MAJOR Sanji fan.She has a poster of you in her room and I have no idea how she got it.Would you go out with her?And if you said yes the date would be a 7:00.
2)Personally I think you'd be good at soccer but,what is your favorite sport?
3)If you were a cookie what kind would you be?
Well,that's all I got this time.And yes,I do like cherry pie.And wouldn't you just cook for Nami yourself since your cooking IS the best?
-Smallstream
Dear Keisha-Chan,
Okay, ahem, my answers…
1) WAHH!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! 7:00? IM THERE!! Uhm. What about you Keisha-Chan, don't you want a date?
2) you guessed it, Keisha-Chan! Baseball AND Soccer. YOURE SO GOOD AT GUESSING!! MELLORINE!!
3) a cookie YOU like to eat, Keisha-Chan!
Voila! Cherry pie for you… and yea, I love cooking for Nami-San…
-Sanji-kun
P.S. HELLO, KEISHA-CHAN!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
Drake: that's short. Heh.
Sanji: Drake-San, who's next??
Drake: Apple Bomb.
Sanji: ahh, the one who started the Sexy Pirate Cook address…
Dear Sanji-san/Sexy pirate cook-san,
I'm back. For...a second time. :D (I can't help it! This is fun!)Yay! Nami-san's finally here?
1. I was in a biology room at school today, and I looked out the window and thought I saw you walking across the street. But it was just a guy with blonde hair like yours, wearing a blue shirt and black pants (but both of his eyes were showing and he didn't have a curly eyebrow.). A car almost ran into him. You wouldn't happen to have a twin, would you? .
2. I have to take a Japanese final test on Monday. Quick! Teach me all the Japanese you know! (My Japanese teacher reminds me of Robin-san. And I've never seen my teacher's ears. :O)
3. My cat acts like a dog, especially when I rub his tummy. Maybe he was a dog in his past life?
4. Out of all the words in your vocabulary, pick your top ten favorite words.
5. Do you know how to parapara? How about Jumpstyle?
6. Nami-san!! I like your hair. . I have almost the same style, but just a little longer, and the ends don't curl as much. How do you get it to curl?
7. Some friends came over yesterday, and three of the guys squeezed into girl shorts out of my closet (one had the shorts around his knees because they were too tight xD) and jumped into the pool. And then one ripped off his shorts like the Hulk. Dx I laughed, but why would guys DO something like that?! Now, besides my shirts, people are destroying my shorts! O: Luckily, I have your wardrobe. xD
8. My mom likes to research family history, and I found out that I'm related to a pirate: Stede Bonnet. He was known as the "gentleman pirate." The title made me think of you.
9. My cousin says she wants to marry you when she grows up. She's 13 at the moment. But her older brother forbids her from it. He's your age.
10. Please help me catch Pandaman? I promise to give you a very good reward! -wink- ;)
My cat just jumped on the desk and started rubbing up against the computer screen and my face...Now he left cat hair everywhere. Fortunately for you, I'll have to stop bombarding you with questions now, clean the computer screen, and prepare for the rest of my finals. It's my last weekend before summer break! Kiss me good luck, sexy pirate cook!
Love,
Apple Bomb
(PS-Marimo-chan would have to bring you to my house to play the Wii! She doesn't have one. She'll battle you in "Cooking Mama!" xD)
Dearest Apple Bomb-Chan (damn I just LOVE the way she addresses me Sexy Pirate Cook!!),
Im sorry, Apple Bomb-Chan Nami-San isn't here. Probably delayed…
1) ne! I never had a twin!! But seeing me in real life is cool, eh?
2) heh. I would, Apple Bomb-Chan, but you know about test Leakage? I don't want you to be in trouble, Apple Bomb-Chan… just good luck and be your self! R-Robin-San?!?! Eeh… I still cant cheat, Apple Bomb-Chan!!
3) nani? Hehe, maybe it IS a dog. And its past life is a cat… hehe
4) hmmm…MELLORINE!!!...Platypus… Old Fart… shit heads… shitty… a$$hole…
Drake: okay, this is getting peachy, the rest is bad words, okay, Apple Bomb-Chan?
5) hmm. Im never used to your world yet… so I'll try it out…
6) tsk, sadly, Nami-San isn't here. If she was, she'll make a comment about it.
7) hehe, now I have no shorts to wear! But I still have my suits… have all my casuals if you like, Apple Bomb-Chan!!
8) heh, maybe this Stede Bonnet is related to me!! Hehe, if it was a coincidence…
9) ANYTIME!! But, I don't want to get married! What about you, Apple Bomb-Chan… will you MARRY me in the future?
10) WAAHH!! SURE!! TELL ME WHERE HE IS AND HE'LL BE IN THE FRONT DOOR FOR YOU!! WHAT REWARD?! TELL ME!!
MELLORINE!! SHE LET ME KISS HERR!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! (kisses) GUD LUCK! APPLE BOMB-CHAN!! I LOVE YOU!!!
-the Sexy Pirate Cook.
P.S. HAH! I'll show you my cooking skills in that game!! Tell me what time and I'll be there!!
Drake: ookay. Next up, maria-Chan
Sanji: oh! Another new one eh?
Dear Sanji,
1.If Nami told you she would kiss you but you would have to waste ten full plates of your own food, would you do it? Oh yeah, and if you didn't throw away the food she would starting crying.(I know she would never do that, but I love screwing with your mind...even if it already is screwed up)
2.Do you love all women? Or do you only love/flirt with only the attractive ones?(I mean, if you do, that's really shallow)
3.By the 10th chapter how long will Zoro's Platypus Apple Sauce Mariano nickname thing be?
4.If Robin told you to wax your eyebrows(assuming you have two) and cut your bangs would you do it?
Sincerely,
Maria
Dear Maria-Chan,
Ahem! My answers…
1) I WILL DO IT FOR NAMI-CHAN!! NO MATTER WHAT!! And I don't throw away food. Im a CHEF. And chefs don't waste food. And my mind isn't screwed up!!
2) I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!
3) hehe, if you give me some names, then It'll be 40 words long!!
4) I WOULD!! But girls will hate me more if my curly brows and bangs are gone… sigh…
-Sanji-kun
Drake: THAT'S better. Short and sweet.
Sanji: I KNEW you were annoyed.
Drake: what ever… 3 more to go.
Sanji: WHOOOOO?!
Drake: SkZs-Chan.
Sanji: Ahh! The equivalent to Takono-Chan!! ha!
Sanji-kun,
Ahh Sanji-kun, I'm happy now. :) I feel better now, about what you said. I'll be sure to tell those guys what you said. I'm not angry about the Takono-chan thing anymore, I was being competative again. I tend to do that a lot, it comes with being and athletic swimmer. Plus any fan of Sanji is a friend of mine! (ignores Nami, even if she is not here)
Alright questions, I have a lot of questions today! Cause I am happy!
1. You are not afraid to wear pink, right?
2. Do you ever wonder how can Usopp live with such a huge nose?
3. Would you ever reject a girl? Regardless of not being totally attractive?
4. Where you disgusted or surpised when you found out Kokoro was mermaid?
5. Do you think that if we can blame guns on killing people, than I can blame my pencil on my spelling errors?
6. If we are too open minded, than our brains would fall out, right?
7. Do you know french?
8. Have you read my poem about you and Nami? He held his hand out to me? I have no idea what I was thinking, oh well I thought it was nice.
9. Why do you still smoke? Is it just a habit because I'm pretty sure you're old enough to know smoking does NOT mean you're a man. If it did, Usopp would probably have lung cancer by now.
10. Why did you start smoking at such a young age?
That's all I can think of right now. Oh and oh course I will kiss you! (kisses)
(P.S. If your bored tonight, I'm free.)
Dear my beloved SkZs-Chan,
Good! I don't like seeing you two fight over me! Its… disturbing… as I said for the 3rd time, all of my fan girls are treated equal! And you're very welcome for what I said to you, it those two guys bug you again, tell me.
Now, ANSWER TIME!!
1)nah. Pink makes you look like a guy. (but not Zoro! pink hair? I don't think so…)
2) hehe, he kept on lying! And that's his fault! PINNOCHIO!!
3) NEVER!! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SkZs-Chan!!
4) both at the same time, SkZs-Chan. and I hated it! Besides, If I married her, we would have like what? Mer-babies?! Yuk!
5) heh, you can say that!
6) no! that's too impossible!! (only if you're having brain surgery, yea, it would, but literally? NO!) If you are open minded, then you have common sense.
7) as a matter a fact I do! Notice why my kicks are French words!
8) I'LL READ IT!! Gomenasai Gozaimas if I didn't… BUT YOURE A POET?! WOW!! SKZS-CHAN IS SO TALENTED!! MELLORINE!!
9) heh, I makes me have a "calm" feeling whenever im in situations.and im always in situations… And im cooler that way, ne? HAHA!! AND USOPP SMOKING?! HE'D DIE BY THEN!! HAHA!!
10) some person influenced me to… but I didn't regret. Is kinda fun! But DON'T YOU SMOKE, SKZS-CHAN!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!! (cries)
KISS?! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! (receives kiss) WAAAHHH!! IM IN LOVE!! (faints)
-your beloved Sanji
P.S. you WANA DATE!? LETS GOO!!
Drake: OO that's too much…
Sanji: …… I got a kiss from SkZs-Chan!! and a DATE!!
Drake: okay, two more to go!
Sanji: WHO NEXT?!
Drake: Shinzomating.
Sanji: AHH! Takono-Chan's best friend!
dear sanji,
I really need you to go out with takono!she is my bff and she really needs a date!oh and heres my questions:
1. Ace is sexier than you
2. Zoro is my onii-chan so dont beat him up plz!
3. Whats that spider doing on your head??
-shinzomating
ps
ace is sexier than you
Dear Shinzomating-Chan,
D-DATE?! T-TAKONO-CHAN?! I WILL!! WHAT TIME,PLACE?!
1) NOO! IM MORE HOTTER AND SEXIER!!!
2) I didn't beat him up, Shinzomating-Chan, I only irritated him! Hehe!
3) NANI?! ANOTHER ONE!! IT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS WEEK!!!! NOOOO!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!
Drake: tsk. (removes spider and throws it away.)
-Sanji
P.S. NEVER!!! LUFFY LOOK-ALIKE IS NEVER HOTTER THAN ME!!
Drake: last one!
Sanji: hey, another new one! Who is it?
Drake: Lady…of the Panda Pirates?
Sanji: IS IT A PRETTY LADY?!??
Drake: find out your self!
Oi Sanji-kun,
(glomps) Sorry 'bout that. I can't help myself, 'cause you're just so hawt and sweet and cute and the best cook and the most kick ass pirate! So, I'm just going to ask you a few questions. All right, here we go!
1. What do you do when you're not cooking or picking up chicks?
2. What's you're favorite flavour of ice-cream?
3. You seem to know quite a bit of French, can you speak it fluently?
4. Besides any of the females, who do you get along with the best on the "Going Merry"?
5. For a pirate crew you guys are really clean, who usually cleans the ship?
6. Which do you prefer, Chess or Checkers?
7. What was the worst food you've ever eaten?
8. I baked an appel pie yesterday, and it tasted really good, arn't you proud of me? XD
9. What is your favorite color?
10. Besides Zoro, who is the most annoying on the "Going Merry"?
11. Snuggling together on a beach or snuggling together on a ship?
12. Do you ever wish you were the captain?
13. Boxers or briefs?
14. Which is the coolest of the following: werewolvs, vampires, zombies, or ghosts?
15. Can anyone else on the ship cook? Even just a little?
16. Can I be you're guys' pirate musician? I can play the piano, guitar and I can sing!
17. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me! But what about you're other fangirls? A priates life for them?
18. Choose you're favorite: the Sun, the Moon, the stars, or the clouds?
19. Do you want to hear a joke? Here it goes...
A ruler was trying to inspire his subjects to work harder, so one day he gave an inspirational speech in the center of the town, standing on a stage he had constructed for the occasion. At the end of the speech he asked everyone to come stand on the stage if they thought they were worthless. No one moved. Then after a moment a boy climbed up, and the ruler asked him if he thought he was worthless. The little boy replied, 'no majesty, but I thought you looked lonely standing there all by yourself.'
So, was it funny? I hope so!
20. What would you give a lady as a gift?
That's all I have for now Sanji-kun, but I'll be back. Oh, and I'm free tonight (wink)! Oh, and you can call me Panda if you want to! Just so you know Ace and Zoro are my buddies, but you're still my absolute favorite pirate ever!
Love and hugs and glomps and tons of kisses,
Panda
Dear Panda-Chan (whee! It sounds so cute!!)
WAAH!! Im the most kick ass cook (whoa! I also like this address) ever!! Thanks for the compliment!!
AHEM!! Answer time…
1)I smoke.
2) hehe, any of them! Mostly vanilla, Panda-Chan
3) yep. Old fart taught me how to use kicks with French names. Cool, eh? Panda-Chan?
4) Luffy. Even though thes annoying at times…
5) Usopp.
6) Chess, Panda-Chan, Quite an interesting game actually. I beat Drake-San 27 times!!
Drake:… (blush) AH SHADDAP!!
7) Nothing. I love all kinds of foods!!
8) WAHH!! PANDA-CHAN IS A GREAT COOK LIKE ME!! MELLORINE MELLORINE!!
9) any light color is okay.
10) Luffy and Usopp. But Zoro is still the MOST annoying.
11) On a Ship, Panda-Chan, its hot on the beach. Um BTW… wanna snuggle up on Going Merry?
12) no. being a crew member is enough for me, Panda-Chan.
13) Boxers. Its like im wearing shorts. Panda-Chan
14) I AM THE COOLEST!!
15) nope. Only me, Panda-Chan.
16) WAHH!! PANDA-CHAN IS SO MULTI TALENTED!!! MELLORINE!! I'LL ASK LUFFY!! WE NEED A MUSICIAN!!
17) well, I don't think so. But you? A pirate life for you? COOL!! YOURE SO COOL PANDA-CHAN!! MELLORINE!!
18) Sun? Too hot… Moon? Too dark… Stars? Infinity… Clouds? Brings rain… I say STARS, Panda-Chan! Stars are INFINITY!!
19) ooo! A joke!! (reads joke) HAHAHA!! WHAT A QUEEN!! B-but at least the kid's got r-respect HAHAHA!!
Drake: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (falls on the floor, laughing)
Sanji: Whoa! You made Drake-San laugh!! For the first time!!
Drake: I mean… ahem (sits back to his seat, looking serious.) you said something?
Sanji: whatever.
20) My stylish cooking, Panda-Chan. you want some? I'LL GLADLY GIVE YOU!!
I LOVE CALLING YOU PANDA-CHAN!! AND YOURE FREE TONIGHT?!?! LETS HAVE A DATE!!!!!!
-Sanji-Kun
P.S. LETS GO OUT SOMEWHERE!!
Drake: oky Sanji, go to your 4 dates.
Sanji: FINISHED?!?! YYYYYEEEHHHAWWW!!! (runs out) WHERE ARE YOU GIRLS!!
Drake: four dates? HOW does he do it??
Drake: okay people, that's all for today… Well, from now on, I, Drake, will take over this column. Let Neon have his own fun. It seems that he is doing some fictions about Sanji's Fangirls in this column. Gud job anyways… okay. Sanji Fangirls, wait for the next edition of… Ask Sanji. Bye…
Vansessa: Drake-Sannn!!
Drake: (turns Lovey Dovey) WAHHHH!! VANESSA-CHAN!!!
Vanessa: come, lets go!!
Drake: WAHHH!! IM COMING VANESSA-CHAN!! BYE FOLKS!! MORE REVIEWS PLEASE!!