Ed Edd n Eddy
Future Shock-ED
Chapter 4
The next morning, the Eds woke up and saw Rolf watching them.
"Come, Ed boys." he said. "Your mission starts today…"
"Got it." said Ed. Rolf guided the Eds to mission control, where the saw they Peach Creek Force (They're not kids anymore!) getting ready for their mission, gathering tools, weapons and more.
"I see the Eds are awake." said Kevin.
"Yeah, so what, do we just get our weapons and go?" said Eddy.
"Right, grab your weapons and we'll head to the Hoverbus." replied Kevin.
"Hoverbus?" asked Ed with glee. He instantly grabbed his Gravy Gun and got ready. Double D and Eddy followed behind.
"Everyone ready?" asked Sarah. The three Eds saluted her, much to Eddy's dismay.
"We're ready, future baby sister of mine!" said Ed. The Eds and the Peach Creek Force got on the hoverbus and Kevin got into the driver's seat.
"Let's go!" said Kevin, putting his foot on the gas pedal, and the bus sped off on the cracked road.
"How is this bus moving?" asked Double D. "It doesn't have any wheels."
"It's powered by a powerful levitation device." replied Nazz. "It helps because this cracked road can tip over a normal bus."
"Wait, wait, wait!" said Eddy interrupting rudely. "You said our future selves are being held at the ruins of a theme park, right?"
"Er, yeah." said Jimmy. "Why would we bring you to the future? We need you because after we befriended you guys, you stopped swindling us so you could get jawbreakers."
"We what?" yelled Eddy in disbelief. "We're gonna stop our scams?"
"I'm afraid it's true." replied Sarah.
"Eddy, don't you see that our scams are pointless if we've befriended the other kids?" said Double D.
"Yeah, I'll still have a garage full of 'em anyway." said Kevin from the driver's seat.
"But I still won't have any mula!" replied Eddy banging his face against the wall. "No cash!"
"I haven't a clue what you're saying, Eddy!" said Ed, test-firing his Gravy Gun out the window.
"Ed, you shouldn't be doing that, what if you run out of gravy?" said Double D.
"It has infinite gallons." said Rolf. "All your weapons have infinite ammo."
Meanwhile, Cyber Planks were emerging from square shaped dispensers on the sides of the road. Five multi-coloured ones emerged, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange and Red. A black one emerged next, and floated in front of the coloured ones, who had the normal behind them.
"Cyber Plank 2.0s, initiate transformation mode." the black one said, as it transformed into a half man, half scorpion robot. The other 5 transformed too. Blue into a kraken, Green into a frog, Yellow into a snake, Orange into a samurai and Red into a t-rex.
"Transformation mode complete, Cyber Plank 3.0." said Red.
"Cyber Planks, commence capture of subjects: Past Ed, Past Edd and Past Eddy. Attack the vessel." said 3.0, as the squadron of robots charged (Or floated) towards the Hoverbus.
Back on the Hoverbus, Eddy had calmed down and was mucking around with his Gamma Glove.
"How do I throw any bombs from this stupid thing?" shouted Eddy in frustration, before accidently chucking one out the back window.
"Careful Eddy, that could harm someone." said Double D.
Suddenly, everyone heard a loud crashing noise coming from the roof of the vessel.
"What's that?" Ed wondered, looking around. Several more crashing noises came from all over the sides and the back, and then, a metallic scorpion tail smashed through the window, inches away from the Eds.
"What the…" exclaimed Eddy, before Cyber Planks smashed through the windows and robotic claws, tentacles and a ninjaken sword punctured through the ceiling.
"Resistance is futile." said 3.0. "Surrender the Past Eds to us."
"Like we're going with you without you payi…" said Eddy, before jumped on him and fired his Gravy Gun all over 3.0's tail.
"Attack the robots!" yelled Ed. Double D started shooting energy blasts at the Cyber Planks, knocking them into the PCF, who used their superpowers to defeat them.
"We'll destroy the ones on the roof, Ed boys." said Rolf, as Nazz turned into a staircase to the roof of the hoverbus, to allow her friend to fight the 2.0s. The Eds continued to pick off the Cyber Planks.
"Wait, who's driving the car?" yelled Double D, noticing that Kevin was fighting on the roof.
"Don't just stand there, Sockhead!" yelled Eddy. "Do something!"
"Got it!" Double D replied, running to the driver's seat and steering the vehicle according to the holographic map.
"Death to the metallic lumber!" yelled Ed, dowsing a pair of Cyber Planks with 4000 gallons of scorching hot gravy, hot enough to reduce Cyber Planks into mere blobs of scorched metal.
Meanwhile, on the roof, the PCF were fighting the 2.0s and their leader, 3.0. Nazz wrapped herself around 3.0's head and he tried to get her off. Rolf and Kevin used razor sharp vines and sonic booms to attack Blue and Green. Sarah tackled Yellow and Jimmy delivered an uppercut right to Red's frightening maw. Orange was staying back, watching his team-mates fighting the heroes maniacally.
"Ninjaken Sword Beam Attack initiating…" he said in his cold, scratchy voice. He jumped into the air and his sword created a dark red aura. He swung his sword downward and a red crescent-shaped beam appeared heading towards the vessel. It directly struck the vehicle with a horrible sound of screeching metal. 3.0 still had Nazz wrapped around his head.
"Nazz, get over here!" yelled Kevin.
"Okay, Kev!" Nazz replied, as she unwrapped herself from 3.0's head and joined her friends on one side of the bus. Inside, the Eds kept to the opposite side of the bus as the beam cut right through the middle. It was too late for 3.0.
"Self-destruct mode activati…" he said before the second he was sliced in half like scissors cutting through paper. The two halves fell onto the road, in between the two halves of the bus.
"Where'd the 2.0s go?" Jimmy asked, but then they saw them (except Orange) standing beside their fallen leader as the bus sped away. Orange was sending a message to Kevin's headset.
"You may have outwit us this time, but next time our mission will be accomplished." the headset boomed.
"Those tin cans won't get to the Eds that easily" said Kevin "Cyber Dorks!"
"Uh, Kevin, look." said Nazz, turning her hand into an arrow to show the Eds in the other half of the bus, spinning out of control.
"A little help here?" yelled Eddy, before the Eds and their half of the bus fell into the water below the bridge. "Aaaaaargh!"
"Eds, no!" yelled Sarah, only for them all to find themselves spinning out of control towards the playground.
"We're gonna crash!" shouted Jimmy, but Nazz grabbed the roundabout and their half of the bus was swinging across the ground. She used her other arm to hold her team as she let go and they went flying into the distance.
"AAAAAAARGH!" they screamed, until they could no longer be heard.
Meanwhile in the creek, the Eds' half of the bus slammed into the water with a splash, and surprisingly bobbed on the surface pushed by the current. The Eds fell on board with a crash, and Eddy fell on his face.
"Ow, that hurt!" yelled Eddy.
"Surprisingly, we still have our weapons and gear." said Double D, looking through their bag. He turned to Ed. "Ed, are you alright?"
"Look, Double D, in the water!" he replied.
"Who cares what's in the water?" Eddy yelled rudely, as he wringed his shirts because some water got in the "boat". "For all I know, those sore losers just left us to die in this stinking river!" Ed didn't listen, and put his hand in the water.
"Eddy, those robots separated us, but thankfully I read through the map clear to pinpoint where we need to go in order to catch up with them.
"I found a chicken, guys!" Ed shouted, holding it by its feet. It looked at Ed happily.
"It must be one of Rolf's surviving animals." Double D replied, noticing how attached the chicken seems to be with Ed. "It looks like it likes you, Ed."
"Uh, guys, sorry to disturb your little chicken love, but look up ahead!" said Eddy, pointing to a waterfall leading into a cavern.
"Oh what do we do, Double D?" yelled Ed with the chicken under his arm, but it was too late. The boat falls off the waterfall, taking the Eds and the chicken with it.
Meanwhile, the 5 Cyber Planks captains were training in their own private habitat.
"We knew 3.0 well." said Blue.
"Yes, it is sad to see him die." said Green. Orange turned his back on the others and continued his sword training in his transformed mode.
"And to think part of it was Orange's fault." said Red, transforming into t-rex mode and stomping towards Orange. "Orange, you were responsible for 3.0's death."
"He wasn't exactly leader material." said Orange, still turning his back on Red. "If it wasn't for me, you would die the same as him."
"That's none of my concern." said Red, swinging his tail at Orange, who back flipped away with precise timing.
Suddenly, two huge doors opened, and the 5 robots changed into Plank Mode and bowed before the Gourd himself.
"I hear that 3.0 was killed." he said.
"Yes, he was." said Orange. "A painful tragedy."
"Right, Orange, you are the new leader until he is repaired."
"Thank you, Sir Gourd." replied Orange, going into Samurai mode and turning to his lesser brothers.
"The Eds have been reported entering the underground creek." said Timber.
"Cyber Planks, go to your posts I will give to you." said Andre, walking next to the Gourd. He whipped out a laptop and the robots suddenly knew what to do.
"How are the Kankers, Andre?" said Timber.
"I've dispatched them to go after the Peach Creek Force that should land in the decimated sunflower field." Andre replied. "You should have them and the Eds soon enough!" Their laughter echoed throughout the Gourd's palace, including the dungeon where the Future Ed Edd n Eddy were being held by chains dangling over Cyber Planks. Future Eddy was gagged with a cloth made with steel wool.
"I think I heard them say something about our past selves." said Future Double D. He wore orange metal armour with purple highlights and had a hat with had various colours glowing around it.
"I guess the other did step one okay…" said Future Ed, wearing black with red highlights.
"Now it's time for the next phase…" Future Eddy's muffled voice came from the cloth. He was wearing yellow and had purple and cyan highlights.
"All we have to do is wait." said Future Double D. "We'll be free and we'll then finish off Andre and the monstrous Gourd and Timber once and for all!"