Ask Sanji
Part 6
Drake: ………
Sanji: oy! You awake?!
Drake: ……… (BIG smiley face)
Sanji: sheesh! Anyways!! Welcome to another episode of Ask Sanji in Sanji Tonight!! Well, Drake here seems too happy to speak, reason? I dunno. Anyways since he's too happy I'll be glad to answer the questions from my fans!!
Drake: ………
Sanji: er… yeah. First one! Ahh! My beloved Takono-Chan! eh? Weird. For the first time its short…
hi sanji kun(ok drake, i wont ask 50 questions but CALM DOWN OR ELSE -holds up fist-
1.cant you just kick the kids ass? PLEASSE
2.THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! (supah hug
3.so just to stop SOMEONE from annoying me, (glares at shinzo) 7:00 at the beach? we could stay 'till sunset.
4.GO LLAMAS! THEY RULE!
5.can you tap dance?
6. can you speak french?
gotta go. HAPPY DRAKE?! I KEPT IT UNDER 7 QUESTIONS!
--takono
Dearest my Beloved Takono-Chan…
Hehe, don't worry about Drake getting mad. He's too happy to speak… I don't know what reason but anyways… ANSWER TIME!!
well, you said yourself it wouldn't work, but SURE. IM GETTING FEDUP WITH THAT KID!! RIGHT DRAKE-SAN?
Drake: ……… (still smiling)
Sanji: never mind. But Takono-Chan, are you sure? I might kick him so hard his WHOLE SPINE can break!! (if you say yes, where's your house and I'll kick him)
2) (receives SUPAH HUG) gaahh! That's too tight!! Okay!! Okay!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!! You're welcome!!
3) YOSHA!!! I GOT A DATE FROM TAKONO-CHAN!!! MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!! THE BEACH?! WAAAAAHH!! IM IN LOVE!!
4) HAHA!! THEY DO!! GO LLAMA!! GOOOO!!!
5) if my shoes don't squeak, that is.. hehe
6) fluent. I only use French on my kicks. Okay, Takono-Chan?
GOOD BYE, TAKONO-CHAN!!! I LOVE YOUU!! Um, don't worry about Drake. He's still too happy to speak…
-your most Beloved Sanji-Kun.
P.S. NA-NANI?! T-Takono-Chan… I'm going to cry… but I'm still happy! In our date, just give me one kiss okay?? ARIGATOU!!
Sanji: Okay!! (excited) heehee!! I got a date with Takono-Chan!! WHEEEE!!! (jumps around)
Drake: ……… (still smiling)
Sanji: eh? (stops) tsk. HEY!! WAKE UP!!!
Drake: ……… (still)
Sanji: anyways… next… SHINZOMATING-CHAN!! Takono-Chan's Best Friend!!
dear sanji
1. ace is sexier than you
2. takono says ur super cute!she also lyks it when you play ddr! she thinks its sexi!!
3. ace is sexier than u
-shinzomating aka kurry
Dear Kurry-Chan,
AHEEEMMM. My answers…
1)NO!! LUFFY-LOOK-ALIKE ISNT AS HOT AS ME!! NOOOOOOO!!! HE IS NOT!!!
2) tell her SHES KAWAII TOO!! MELLORINE!! She does?! MELLORINE!! I think she's se… I mean… KAWAII TOO!!!
3) NOO!! HE IS NOT!! YOU WANT PROOF?! IM GONNA EVEN TAKE OF MY CLOTHES TO SHOW YOU HOW HOT AND SEXY I AM THAN LUFFY-LOOK-ALIKE!! LOOK CLEARLY AND IM HOT AND SEXY!!!
-Sanji-Kun
P.S. NO HE IS STILL NOT HOTTER THAN I AM!! I AM HOTTER!! I AM SEXIER!! I AM!! I AM!!
Sanji: WHY IS SHE COMPARING ME WITH LUFFY-LOOK ALIKE?!?! I HATE IT!!
Drake: ……… (STILL smiling.)
Sanji: that's it. BASSES (pulls back right leg) COTTES!!! (kicks Drake HARD on the face, soccer style) WAKE UP YOU BAGERRO!!!!
Drake: eh,wha…? OW!! MY FACE!! DAMN IT SANJI, YOUR STEEL TIPPED SHOES CAN KILL ME!!
Sanji: SO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THE WHOLE TIME, SMILING LIKE LUFFY EATING 200 TONS OF MEAT?!?!
Drake: (turns serious) tsk, just shut up and get on with the letters. And DON'T MIND ME!! (turns away)
Sanji: tsk, hard egg. Anyways, NEXT LETTAH!! Oh! Keisha-Chan!
Dear Sanji-kun,
Uh,thanks and I guess a date would be nice.And my favorite type of cookie is a sugar cookie.Anyways,questions.
1)Who do you lie better Takono-Chan or SkZs-Chan?Or anyone else.
2)Which of the dishes that you cooked would you consider your best?
3)Which do you prefer,Co Co Puffs or Rice Crispies?
4)What's your favorite color?
5)Which one,sneakers or sandals?
Thank you for the pie,Sanji-kun.You up for a soccer match?Me and you one on one!
Dearest Keisha-Chan
Guess?! A date with me is REALLY NICE!! Sugar Cookie, eh? Then im yours!! Keisha-Chan! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
Ahem, answers…
1)hehehaha!! What if I suddenly say anyone else… curiuous… heh. Just kidding. I like both of them in the EQUAL, Keisha-Chan. how about you? Do you want to be part of my EQUALLY-Loved Fan Girls? (SAY YES, PLEASE!!)
2) all of my cookings are the best, Keisha-Chan, the best that any girl/lady/women would like… do you want some, Keisha-Chan?
3) Co-Co Puffs!! It has an excellent chocolate flavor!! Even how it makes the milk chocolate…
4) any light color is nice, Keisha-Chan, you?
5) sneakers stink at times, Keisha-Chan, so I say Sandals. I just love the way the warm sand comes through it! you, Keisha-Chan, what do you say?
You're welcome, Keisha-Chan, one of my best talents anyways is baking a pie… and Sure!! I'll take it easy on you, since my leg is a bit too strong… XD hehe, bye! Keisha-Chan!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
-Sanji-Kun
Drake: Apple Bomb-Chan is next…
Sanji: DID I ASK YOU?!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU SPOIL THE SUSPENSE?!
Drake: I WANNA GET THIS OVER WITH!! I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AFTER THE SHOW!!
Sanji: tsk. Don't make me kick you. Anyways, let me read the letter…
Sexy Pirate Cook!
"heh, maybe this Stede Bonnet is related to me!!"--Meep! I hope not! I don't want to have crush on my relative!!
"What about you, Apple Bomb-Chan… will you MARRY me in the future?" Yes! Of course, Sexy Pirate Cook:D
Pandaman always seems to be wherever your crew is--I can't tell you the reward until you capture him! It'll ruin the suprise!
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1. I don't like the Kool-Aid guy. He owes me a wall.
2. When you have a heart eye, does it affect your vision at all?
3. (Out of the blue, but...) If you can speak French, does that mean you know how to French kiss, too? xD
4. If you had the chance to be a girl for just one day, would you take it? What would you do? (Marimo-chan wants to know about this, too.)
6. You're really good at boosting a fangirl's self-esteem, y'know. Thank you!
7. Can you make red bean buns for me? They're my favorite, Sanji-san!
8. Is Luffy jealous of all the food you've been making for your fangirls?
9. Do you think you'd make a good cowboy? I think you would look cool.
10. I'm going to get laughed at for this, but I learned how to draw you! (Sort of.)The picture is in my profile. I'm still practicing, so it isn't that great. D:
11. -determined face- Okay! Here I go: Mell...o..rine...? It doesn't sound right when I say it. XP
12. Are you feeling lonely at all right now? I am. ;.;
I'm a silly, obsessed girl. I know. I ask too much. :P
Love,
Apple Bomb/Sarah ♥
Dearest Sarah-Chan (WAAHH!! I'M NEVER USED TO Sexy Pirate Cook!! I LOVE IT!!),
Sarah-Chan, ooohh. You have a crush on me!! Okay, then im NOT related to Stede Bonnet! Maybe I can say he's my friend!!
M-M-MELLORINE!! I GOT A WIFE-TO-BE!! WAHH!! IM IN LOVE!!
Heh, don't worry, o'l Pandaman will be caught with the wink of an eye…
Answer time… ahem…
1)Kool-Aid? Who's that? But if he does owe you something, im gonna make him pay it back!
2)probably. The only thing I see with my heart eyes is… THE LADY IM STARING AT!! And it's a very bad disadvantage… tsk. I still remember Mr. 2… how he confused me of Nami-Chan and got hurt lots of times… (sighs)
3)do you want to see if its true? (winks)
4) no, I don't like to be a girl. But I want to be a girl…LOVER!!
5) WAAHH!! MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!! JUST TELL ME WHEN THEN IM THERE!!! MELLORINE!!
6) you're welcome! Heh, seems that this column is really effective now…
7) ANYTHING FOR SARAH-CHAN!! IT SHALL BE DONE FOR YOU!!
8) heh, yeah, as a matter of fact, he's shouting "SANJII!! WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!?!" outside the building!
9) howdy, Sarah-Chan. how does that sound?
10) WAHH!! SARAH-CHAN KNOWS HOW TO DRAW MEE!! SO TALENTED!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! SOO COOL!! Neon knows how to draw me too, you know? Hehe… (wonders if Drake does too) Keep practicing, Sarah-Chan, and soon you'll have me there!
11) its like this… (holds breath)(then) MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! Light-toned, no cracks on the voice and should be a high-pitch light tone. Don't be afraid, just say it out! But good job anyway, Sarah-Chan! SOO TALENTED!! SHE CAN COPY MEE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
12) aww, that's sad… hey! How bout a date?! Can you!?
You're not silly! And you don't ask too much! I just love the way you are, Sarah-Chan!! Even though if there are 4568794372948 questions, IM GONNA ANSWER THEM ALL FOR YOU!!!
-returns love, Sanji-Kun
Drake: then… the next one is…
Sanji: SkZs-Chan! I KNOW, JUST STOP SAYING BEFORE ME!! NOW ZIP IT!!
Drake: okay, okay, JUST HURRY UP!! I WANNA END THIS SOON!!
Sanji: BE PATIENT, BAGERRO!! BOUQUETIER SHOOOOT!! (Kicks Drake HIGH to the sky) ahem, back to the letter…
Sanji-kun (for the third flipping time!!)
Sorry I had to redo my letter 3 times! Once because I accidently canceled out of it, second time because I was going to another review for another thing but it just exited it out again! Third time because I had to leave and go to my BFF's house!! Im going to kill this freaking computer!
(calms down)
Ok ok I'm calm...
1. Can you give my friend here and explaination of why you are soo freaking awesome and sexy? She doesn't believe me.
2. Explain you height to me please, your 5'9'' but you look like you should be more than 6 foot. My brother is 5'9'' but that is considered short for his age. Is it just a japanese thing?
3. Do you consider Zeff like a father figure?
4. When Califa kicking you in the balls, did it teach you a lesson about protecting open areas? It looked like it hurt really bad. (I really wanted to hurt her when I saw that)
5. Same question like before but different scenero. In movie 5, you fought Zoro and received a shoulder injury. But before that he gave you a little speech about fighting a swordsman. Did you learn a lesson about that?(I admire you ability to take pain though)
That's all I really have. If you want a discription of my friend she's mexican, 5'8'' (so tall I'm only 5'3''), shoulder lengh brown hair, and super thin. Just to help get a picture in your head. Oh and thank Neon for the review on my peom!
-Love SKZS
Dearest my Beloved SkZs-Chan,
If you kill your computer, how will you communicate with me?! (sad face) ANYWAYS, ANSWER TIME!! HAHA!!
1) okay, friend of SkZs-Chan, listen up. The reason why im awesome is because of 5 main reasons… 1) im a good cook 2) I work out with my feet and I don't get fat 3) Im a LADIES MAN!! 4) I have my 2 trademarks, the curly brow and the bangs on my head and FINALLY 5) IM HOTTER THAN PORTGAS D. ACE!! Hope that makes that clear… hehe.
2)most infos in the internet isnt true so don't trust them. Heh and im actually 6'2". wow, your brother is that tall? Nice! And no, its not a Japanese thing. Its just a matter of growing tall by working out, eating, fighting, etc.
3) more or less. More, because he helped me survive during that, isolated island, he made me 2nd chef of Baratie, and almost gave me everything so I can live and attain my dream of finding All-Blue. LESS, because he keeps on calling me "string bean" "undeveloped eggplant" and "stupid bean" and those 147 kicks he gave me while is was on Baratie. HE SHOULD THANK ME FOR I SAVED HIS OLD WRINKLED ASS FROM BEING WALLOPED BY DON KRIEG AND HIS SHITTY CREW!!!!
4) tsk. And until now it hurts. Yeah, I've learned a lesson. Im now putting extra boxers and briefs to prevent my… ahem… from getting hurt again. AWWW!! SKZS-CHAN CARES FOR ME!! SO KIND!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!! I LOVE YOU!!
5) yeah. I did. In case I fight PLATYPUS APPLE SAUCE LIME HEAD MARIANO MARIMO again, im ready for him anytime. But I only save that lesson he taught me when HE only fights me. No one else, SkZs-Chan…
WAAHH! ANOTHER GIRL?! TELL HER TO SEND A POST HERE!! I'D GLADLY TALK TO HER!! MELLORINE!! And Neon is still out there? Heh, kidding, he says you're welcome, SkZs-Chan…
-returns love, Sanji-Kun.
Drake: One more and we're done. AND HURRY UP ANSWERING THEM!!
Sanji: Shut up or else. Anyways. Hey!! This Is new!
Hi Sanji-kun! -glomps and kisses- I have questions and names for Zoro.
1. These are the names: Guacamole (did I spell that right?) head, barf brain, and mold boy.
2. Can I have a date like the other fan-girls?!?!
3. I LOVE YOU!
4. Am I annoying, cause I think Mol Boy thinks that...
-ArtemisBlack555
Dear ArtemisBlack555,
Wow, more names?! COOL!! Okay I'll try them out now… Platypus Barf Brain Lime Head Mold Boy Guacamole Head Apple Sauce Mariano Marimo… WAHH!! SUCCESS!! ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS, ARTEMIS-CHAN!!
Anyways… Answers…
2) YES!! YOU CAN!! YOSHA!! ANOTHER DATE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!
3) I LOVE YOU TOO, ARTEMIS-CHAN!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
4) No, you are not annoying! I Just Love the Way you are!! MELLORINE!! WHOS MOL BOY?! IM GONNA KICK THE GUYS ASS!!
WAHH!! ILL SEE YOU TOO!! BYE!!!
- Sanji-Kun
P.S. I LOVE TALKING TO YOU!! POST MORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE!!
Drake: is it over?!
Sanji: IM SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU THAT!!!!
Drake: it is? Good. IM OFF BYE!! (runs out)
Sanji: HEY!! THAT'S MY MOVE!! COME BACK HERE!! BAGERRO!! (runs out as well)
Neon: hmmm. Coast is clear!! Hello people!! Im back! Only for the mean time, that is. Hehe. OKAY!! Here's the list of Fan-Girls Sanji-San likes talking to… and here it is!!
Ohiyo!
These are the girls I like talking to!! And remember! There are no first or second here!! ALL OF MY FAN GIRLS ARE TREATED EQUAL!!
1)Takono-Chan
2)SkZs-Chan
3)Sarah/Apple Bomb-Chan
4)Keisha-Chan; ANND
5)Panda-Chan
Hehe, if there are other Fan Girls who want to be on the list as well, just KEEP SENDING REVIEWS to This Column! And ill gladly answer your questions! Remember there are no limits on the column. You can send more than 5 questions on one Chapter, so no worries! Takono-Chan is a person who actually annoyed Drake-San and the only person to ask me 25+ questions!! I LOVE THAT KIND OF PERSON HAHA!!! MELLORINE!! SkZs-Chan cares about me!! I LOVE YOU!! MELLORINE!! Sarah-Chan is MULTI TALENTED!! MELLORINE!! SOO COOL!! Keisha-Chan is JUST LIKE THE FAN GIRLS ON THE LIST, MELLORINE!! I LOVE YOU!! And Panda-Chan, I love talking to you, so please, MAKE MORE QUESTIONS!! MELLORINE!! I LOVE ALL YOU FAVORITE FAN GRILS OF MINE!! WAHH!! BYEE!!
-Sanji
Neon: hehe, that's all folks!! More reviews please!! See Ya!!
Drake: (outside) DON'T FIGHT WITH ME!! ERO-COOK!!
Sanji: YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE PLATYPUS APPLE SAUCE LIME HEAD MARIANO MARIMO, Drake-San!! DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOU FROM HERE TO GRANDLINE!!
Drake: YAHH!! (starts fighting with Sanji)
Neon: Tsk Tsk! Good thing I aint part of this Chapter!