Ask Sanji
Part 9
Sanji: Ohiyo to all!! Hehe, as you can see, Luffy, my captain is here!! So prepare questions for him too! You ready, Luffy?
Luffy: (eating) chomp!! Why not?! I can do almost anything for MEAT!! Chew!
Sanji: yahh, okay. Just be ready.
Drake: oy! Sanji, Luffy, am I late?
Sanji: what do you think, baka? Youre 15 minutes late! What took you?
Drake: well, I got stuck on the elevator.
Sanji: whatever. Anyways, FIRST UP!! Takono-Chan!! and whoa! That's REALL LONG!! I miss answering ALL the questions!!
Drake: WHAT THE?! THERE MUST BE A HUNDRED QUESTIONS THERE!!
Sanji: JUST SHUT UP AND I'LL READ IT!!
Luffy: (quietly eating)
does this mean sanji-kuns not here? (sob) oknow i'm over it :D
ok. luffy, what would you do if shanks was suddenly dead, your hat was shredded into 10 pieces, and all the meat in the world was gone?
I HAVE TONS OF MEAT! TAKE IT! ITS ALL YOURS NOW!
i h8 meat. be lucky because noone else wants you to have their meat.
JUST IN CASE SANJIS STILL HERE (or if he's not, can this be posted in chapter 10? alongwith more questions later :3 )
1. ok. i'm gonns give you so many questions. kay? (super kawaii smile)
2.WHY THE HELL IS LUFFY IN ASK SANJI?!
3.i'm gonna make a picture of marimo dressed as a hilbilly.(if i feel like it)
4. what would you do if i turnedinto a boy?
5. what would you do if zoro turned into a girl?
6. do you know mr. wonderful?
7. when'll neon die?I WANNA KNOW!(kidding, kidding)
8. you should have seen the look on your ace on episode 131 when you almost kissed zoro! i started cracking up!
9. (hugs you for no reason at all)
10. um...go canada? LEAFY FLAGS RULE! GO LEAVES!
11. ok, i ran out of questions but i'lljust say random stuff.
12. will luy ever break a one in his life?
13. wat do you think of chopper?
14. i think hes so KAWAII!
15. JAIL PARIS HILTON! JAIL PARIS HILTON!
16. YANKEES!
17. do you know porky pig?
18. do you knowwhy the tissue danced?
19.it had a boogie in it.my doctor told me that. every time i go there, he tells me that.
20. you ever tasted a choco-taco before? ITS GREAT ICE CREAM!
21. knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...banana
knock knock...orange
orange ya glad i didnt say banana?
22. spell "pig" backwards then say "funny colors".
23. say "zoro" then spell "sap"
24. tell zoro to point to his head then say the initials of "michael tyson"
25. did he say m.t.(empty)?I HOPE SO!
29. here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
30. i will now give you 31+ questions.
31. um...pigeons?
32. zoro put a spider on yourhead.
33. now he's giving you bunny ears.
34. why do people think youre more like a duck? i dont see the resemblence.
35. HI MR. DUCKY!
36. QUACK
37. QUACK
38. MO
39. POLY WANT A CRACKER! ARF ARF ARF! TWEET TWEET TWEET!
40. 40+ QUESTIONS! BAHAHAHAHA!
41. look up moss. you'll see zoros picture there.
42. my friend and i have a recording o us playing video games. you and nami sing the lumberjack song. wats unnier, i kept laughing, and one time i yelled "CUT" and "TAKE TWO!"
43. yesterday a cookie was covered in chocolate and melted on rice. I HAD CHOCOLATE RICE!
44. (stares at fish guts on the table) GYA! I AM NOW SCARRED! A! (faints)
45. ...
46. sorry. when i was 9, i went on a ishing trip, and when people caught fish, they were cut up and put in a bag. poor fishies... plus, there was a fish gut on my shoulder. i didnt want to see a fish that entire week because o thet. your fish gave me a flashback.
47. ALMOST 50 WOO HOO
48. STILL ME
49. hi
50. FIFTY!
51. um... whats ater 50?
52. that fish head scares me.
53. i'll literally give you 100 questions YAY
54. hi
55. still me :)
56. DING FRIES ARE DONE :D
57. would you like an apple pie with that?
58. is it me, or is that a mistletoe? i dont know what it is, but it looks like a weapon!
59. (rips mistletoe into 10 pieces)
60. 60!
61. will this take up the whole chapter?
62. um...
63. ITS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!
64. i'm almost up to 70!
65. watch naruto abridged! its hilarious. CLUCKY!
66. his name is GAARA OF THE FUNK!
67. you mention me alot in ask sanji.
68. i feel so special :3
69. why do you have a curly eyerow?
70. why is it cute?
71. so the dates...2nite?
72.is this it? cuz i see sand...and water...
73. i just remembered! one of my amvs has BON CLAY OF THE FUNK!
74. i was bored
75. if i was made of candy, would you eat me, or save me from luffy?
76. Is drake mad about me giving 100 questions?
78. if yes, YAY!
79. (hugs you for no reason at all again)
80. 20 MORE TO GO!
81. is it 2008 yet?
82. remember one piece special 3? robin thought it was a musical and luffy dressed as a monkey.
83. are all 100 qustions in one chapter? wow
84. i zoro doesnt know let from right, how can he dress himsel right?
85. does zoro know what deoderant is?
86. um...ur the best cook
87. SEA MONKEY!
88. hal the time,do you know what im talking about?
89. ALMOST 90!!
90. 90 WOO HOO
91. can i have a banana?
92. CHIUAUAS ROK
93. GO KIWI
94. i'll do something special or 100
95. YAY 95
96. ALMOST THERE
97. QUACK
98. ALMOST!
99. OOH! CHESE CAKE!
100. WO! HAPPY NEW YEAR! oh and just cuz u deserve it for helping me...(kiss)(grin)
-takono
Dearest my Beloved Takono-Chan (WAHH!! I MISSED YOU ASKING ME LONG QUESTIONS!! MELLORINE!!),
Sanji: hey, some words for you, Luffy.
Luffy: oh? Cool!! Interesting! Lemme read (grabs letter)
Okay, what should I do? Uhm… I dunno, but I CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT MEAT!! My hat? No, that wont happen, its always on my head!
ARIGATOU!! NOW I'LL STUFF MYSELF UP TILL I BURST!!
Why don't you like meat? Meat makes you strong! Like me!!
Sanji: im still here, Takono-Chan and… I MISSED YOU!! WAHH!! IM IN LOVE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
I Miss You, Takono-Chan!!
Now, MY answers…
1) KAWAII!! Oky! Just go ahead and shoot!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
2) he was out the building looking for food! What should I do?! I don't want my captain to die!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
Luffy: (smiles while eating)
3) HAHA!! if you do get it, SHOW ME!!!! IM GONNA DIE LAUGHING!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
4) NO! Takono-Chan!! WHO'LL ASK ME GIRL QUESTIONS?!?! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
5) I'D LAUGH LIKE HELL!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
6) nope! Who's he? Me? I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
7) Wha?!
Drake: finally someone thought of Neon dying!!
Sanji: want me to think of you dying? UNDER MY FOOT?
Drake: whatever.
Luffy: (still eating)
Sanji: I don't know, Takono-Chan, but please don't torment Neon-Kun, or he'll stop this column!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
8) I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
9) MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
10) WAHH!! GO CANADA!! LEAFY FLAGS RULE!! WAAHH!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
11) Go Shoot! Takono-Chan! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
12) wha?
Luffy: ILL NEVER BREAK!! IM FILLED WITH MEAT!!
Sanji: theres your answer! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
13) AN INTRUDER… HE KEEPS ON TAKING CARE OF YOU!! IT SHOULD BE ME TAKING CARE OF YOU!! And… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
14) fine, I agree with you… and… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
15) oh! The girl who I saw in the news! I HOPE NOT!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD GIRL!! BUT STILL…… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
16) GO USA!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
17) Looney Tunes? Yeah I do! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
18) probably because of the one who used it? I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
19) Oh! That explains why… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
20) WAHH!! I'LL MAKE ONE FOR YOU! TAKONO-CHAN!! WAHHH!!! And…im… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
21) sigh! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
22) gip funny colors!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
23) oroz sap!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
24 & 25) HAHAHA!! EMPTY!! HIS HEADS EMPTY!! WAHAHAHA!! I Miss You, Takono-Chan!! oh yeah! And I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
26) I LOVE TALKING TO YOU!!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
27) heyy! Neat! I like that! (/.\)I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
28) Luffy: (while eating) nice!! Um… whats that again?
29) Sigh Takono-Chan… to tell you the truth, I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
30) GO AHEAD!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
31) Good for cooking! WAHH! SHES GIVING ME A NEW RECIPE!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
32) Im gonna kill him… only YOU have the right to put it there… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
33) WAHH!! YAOI BASTARD!! GET IT OFF OR I'LL KICK YOU TO THE MOON!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
34) me? A duck? Why? Oh well… BTW, I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
35) ohiyo, Quack! And… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
36) QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK-QUACK!! (meaning I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!)
37) same as above and I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
38) MO? WAHH!! I DON'T GET IT BUT WHO CARES?! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
39) sigh… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
40) GO ON!! 60 MORE TO GO!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! I LOVE YOU!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
41)…Sigh… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
42) OH? Really? Too bad… but still!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
43) WAHH!! ANOTHERE RECIPE!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
44) TAKONO-CHAN?! YOU OKAY?! DON'T WORRY!! ITS ONLY FISH GUTS!! YOU CAN STEP ON IT!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
45) Takono-Chan? I Missed You, Takono-Chan!! DON'T DIE!! Oh, shes awake…
46) OKAY!! I WONT SERVE YOU FISH!! I'll serve you ANYTHING BUT fish… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
47) GO ON TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
48) Takono-Chan… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
49) OHIYO, TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
50) WAHH!! 50 MORE TO GO!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
Luffy: Ikamari!!
Sanji: okay, hold up… (heads to the kitchen) here! 30 buffet tables with Chili con Carne on it.
Luffy: WAHH!! IM STILL STARVED!! ARIGATOU!!
51) 51, Takono-Chan, and… ah!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
52) ILL HIDE IT DON'T WORRY, TAKONO-CHAN!! and I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
53) GO AHEAD!! I LOVE YOU!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
Drake: NANI?! NO!! YOU CANT POS…
Sanji: SHUT UPP!! BOUQUETIER SHOOT!! (kicks Drake HIGH in the sky)
54) OHIYO, TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
55) Takono-Chan… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
56) YOU LOVE FRIES?! ME TOO!! MELLORINE!! And BTW, I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
57) GOOD MIXTURE!! I LOVE YOUR RECIPES!!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
58) hm? A weapon? I don't think so! Is a Christmas decor! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
59) Aww, if we both stand under it, we can KISS!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
60) 40 MORE TO GO!! TAKONO-CHAN!! DO IT!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
61) I think so… tsk… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
62) yesss? I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
63) NO!! I DON'T WANT LUFFY TO EAT YOU, TAKONO-CHAN!!
Luffy: TURKEY?! WHERE!!
Sanji: N'thn!! Just keep eating there!
Luffy: Too bad… I LOVE TURKEY!!
Sanji: phew! Don't say that again!! I LOVE YOU!!TAKONO-CHAN!! and I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
64) YOU CAN DO IT, TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
65) I WILL, TAKONO-CHAN!! ANYTHING FOR TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
66) WAHH! ROCK ON!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
67) coz youre one of the most favorite! Just like all my other Fan girls!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
68) YOU ARE!! LIKE ALL OF MY FAN GIRLS!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
69) guess!! (I just love saying "guess") I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
70) hehe, because you love it! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
71) Yep!! YEY!! WE HAVE A DATE!! WAHH!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
72) we're on the beach, Takono-Chan… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
73) Tsk. Mr. 2… annoying. BUT YOURE NOT ANNOYING, TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
74) You wont be when youre with me!! Takono-Chan!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
75) IM GONNA SAVE YOU FROM LUFFY!!
Luffy: I sure could use some sweetening here!
Sanji: NO!! NOT TAKONO-CHAN!! hehe. I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
76) uhm…
Drake: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM!! DAMN YOU!! YOU GOAT LOVI…
Sanji: MOUTON SHOOOOT!!! (kicks Drake again. This time FARTHER) Don't mind him, Takono-Chan, only you and me are talking… and… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
77) you missed one number!! 77!!
78) I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM!! I LOVE YOU!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
79) WAHH!! I LOVE THAT!! I LOVE YOUUU!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
80) ALMOST THERE, TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
81) we're mid-June, Takono-Chan, so you have to wait… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
82) Yeah! HEHEHAHA!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
83) if it can fit!! I HOPE SO!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
84) yeah… why? I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
85) I HOPE NOT! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
86) ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
87) um… Luffy? (luffy does not mind at all… still eating) I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
88) NO! BUT I LOVE THAT, TAKONO-CHAN!! WAHH!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
89) ALMOST THERE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
90) 10 MORE!! WAHH!! SO COOL!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
91) SURE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
92) I hate dogs… but I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
93) MY FAVORITE FRUIT!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
94) REALLY WHAT IS IT?! WHAT?! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
95) 5 MORE!! ALMOST!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
96) WAHH!! GO ON!! TAKONO-CHAN!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
97) QUACK QUACK QUACK, QUACK-QUACK!! (meaning… I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!)
98) 2 MORE!! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
99) Your favorite? Im gonna bake one for you!! I Missed You, Takono-Chan!!
100) WAHH! YAHOOOOOOO!!! CONGRATS!! YOU BROKE YOUR RECORD!! WAHH!! ME… (receives kiss) WAAHHH!!! I FINALLY GOT THE KISS!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
(slaps Luffy on the back so hard on the back, Luffy swallowed and choked on a bone)
Luffy: GAAH!! I CANT BREATH!! WATER!! WATER!!
(the kicks Drake again with Basses Cottes)
Drake: WAHHHHH…… (again falls out of the building)
I GOT THE KISS I WAS ANTICIPATING!! WAHHH!!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! ARIGATOU!!! I LOVE YOUUU, TAKONO-CHAN!! and lastly… I MISSED YOU, TAKONO-CHAN!!!
-your Beloved Sanji-Kun
P.S. I missed you because I missed answering LOADS of questions form you… and Arigatou Gozaimas for the kiss!! I LOVE YOU TAKONO-CHAN!!
(Luffy and Drake tied Sanji on the chair)
Sanji: AHH!! IM SOO LOVEY DOVEY!!! WAHH!!
Drake: keep holding him, Luffy-San, I've got an announcement to make…
Drake: I'm sorry to say, Sanji-fans but its already the end of this chapter, because only ONE person, Takono-Chan asked 100 questions… so we have to end it since the board might over flow!! So, till next time! Tsk…
Luffy: AH!! He escaped!!
Drake: NO!! HE MIGHT RUIN THE STUDIO!! STOP HIM!!
Luffy: HAI!! WAIT… you cant tell me what to do!! IM CAPTAIN HERE!! NOT YOU!!
Drake: JUST SHUT UP AND GET HIM!!
Luffy: LETS GO!!
Sanji: MORE REVIEWS PLEASE!! BYE!!! HAHAHAHA!!